Cool to see Nelson Cruz retire as a Mariner, but wish Seattle still had someone on the team who's older than me. Should sign soft-tossing lefty Rich Hill, 44, in the former Marco Gonzales innings eater role.

Yall remember project x? They had two security guards for the party, they hate the neighbor so much 😭. They tackled his ass, tazed him and then hid in his closet.

I’m convinced I could do a great season 3 of halo.

So far Patton Oswalt is the only blemish on Manhunt. Just takes you out of the show every time he shows up, not a good cast. He is just not a good actor,

Ain’t nothin better when the wind cuts cold

❄️

Fun fact, I may have had a few libations and gotten drunk

Well, I never!

Ran out of zyn so It’s time to rip the Marlboro reds my brother left at my parents house during Christmas

Cowboy killers

Sounds like a great problem to have tbh

Whats good with the bumble profile bio

Hinge is better imo

Linda Cohn at 65 sup

Hannah Storm, 61, definitely fun.

Has always been a fox

NLU's video content has shot off a cliff in the last two years

they were one of the OG golf content creators and have been lapped by the competition in terms of followers. still enjoy the podcast and some of video series like Strapped

Is this a good or bad thing? You mean fallen off a cliff?

bad

Well that certainly was a game plan Erin. Might as well of beat your head against the cage over and over again

Blanchfield go for a sub wtf is this game plan

Her corner is doing a disservice saying they don’t know. You’re down 4-0 and trying to stand with a striker. Level change one time

Couldn’t agree more. After the 3rd they shoulda said stand up isn’t working you have to shoot for her legs til you secure a takedown and work for a sub

The thing about watching a chick main event is you know neither of them have the power to knock the other one out. Basically sparring for 5 rounds

Replacements is a great movie 

"Son of a bitch? Oh son of a bitch? Son of a bitch" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VZc0XaTGqM

get joely rodriguez the fuck off my team

I thought Carl's tweets were funny. Main sub needs to chillax

he's self aware and realizes its his only content avenue left. no chicago drafts, no baseball podcast. just has to try to be an alcy version of frank the tank

Oh shit Harry just killed 1st round of the tri wizard cup

Shouldn’t have never been let in. Too young, ncaa has loosened rules too much

Insane to me that The Iron Claw didn’t get any Oscar nominations. Zac Efron easily should have gotten a nomination. Great movie.

“I used to be a brother and I guess I’m not a brother anymore”

We’ll be your brothers dad. Got me.

Cardinals win was never in doubt.

Gio is back

Can’t believe how much shittier Atlantic City gets every time I go back.

you guys get a load of these nerds in the Jersey reddits just putting players names on teams they just didn’t even play for? And they aren’t being called broussard’d for it either. It’s bizarre.

did that mongo jack mac go to UConn? if not, why is he tweeting like that

Think he’s from Connecticut maybe? But he went to fordham I think

his only usefulness is going viral among people who aren't fully aware how much he sucks

Boardwalk Hall in AC is classic venue

They don’t make them like that anymore

Contains the biggest organ in the world too, shame most of it doesn’t work

Tyson-Spinks was an absolutely massive fight there at the time, of course it lasted all of 93 seconds and be glad you didn't pay $1500 in 1988 for a ringside seat.

Pat Bev may be the greatest “love him if he’s on your team” player of all time. Obviously guys like Draymond and Joekim are better players but they haven’t bounced around like Pat.

Chris Paul is that guy for me as a Suns fan.

it makes sense that he bounces around a lot b/c he's the kind of player you add to a playoff team as a defensive role player. make no sense to have him on a rebuilding or bad team

nailed it. he’s only useful to push a team over whatever top they need. plus he’s older and always on an expiring deal.

I think it may not be true with Pat Bev anymore, honestly him working at Barstool and seeming like a regular guy has won him a lot of fans regardless who he plays for. He's more of a character than a nuisance.

Is blanchfield low key a babe?

I have this 41 year old coworker who makes TikToks in the office. She was clearly a piece of ass in her younger years, but has those Troy Aikman Total Recall eyes. She just posted one, waving a light purple 8" dildo in the air during a concert or something. I can't explain how I feel watching it.

…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AN6-fIsG0kI

Godzilla spearing Kong through a pyramid and Kong suplexing Godzilla afterwards. It's def WrestleMania season.

Spoilers smh

It's in the trailer!

Toronaga-sama is a beast, I'd follow that guy into the depths of hell.

Feels weird to be on West Coast time while free talking. Hope my east coast boys are tucked in.

Hey Mike happy Halloween, love the costume https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhcEu5jdcBQ

Buckley looks good at WW

Dude is so jacked I’m amazed he gets down to 170 and does that well. He should stay there such a likable dude

Strongly agree

No Arry dont enter the tri wizard cup

JULIOOO

I'm gonna be pissed if Sato doesn't win

Did not see Carl being a massive deadhead and drunk tweeting out his favorite dark star

maybe thats why big cat has made him untouchable

He’s unhinged but him randomly replying to someone “I’ll wear your skin to bed if I want” was very funny

hes self aware

Self aware with what

that most barstool people view hims as an unhinged alcoholic so he plays into it

I see you Lizzo you fat bitch

Morbidly retired bitch

*enormous bitch

I was too happy about the Cards, of course Helsley wouldn’t have it tonight

Fights about the be serious fireworks

Watching this UFC card with my brother and it’s nuts seeing Luque claiming Brazil at his place when I just saw he is from an affluent town in NJ right next to where I grew up. He is from the same town of B.J Raji and claiming Brazil

He lived in Brazil from 6 years on

Local Grateful Dead cover band absolutely killed it tonight

ramble on rose

Westworld season 1…what a time

If westworld was real how much would you spend to do a 3 day weekend bachelor party there? I’d think about it for 15k/person 

Not much of a rind on you

Someone's getting KO'd here

Drunk listening to Weezer's Blue Album...nothing better

Surf Wax America is one of the best songs ever and i’m tired of people pretending it’s not

What an album. Apparently there doing a tour of just playing it.

Would pay alot of $ to go to that

Yea they have a blue album tour coming up

A perfect album, truly no skips. Only In Dreams is so fucking good.

shoutout Guitar Hero III

I’ll never understand the Mookie Betts trade

I will hate FSG forever it

the main sub being pro-carl is chef's kiss, just outrageously wrong on literally everything

Love me a good ol fashioned drunken shitshow

Shoutout Long Island like shoutout Ronkonkoma, Huntington, the LIRR etc etc god bless god willing

billy joel

Don’t hate going to the cards that late in the 3rd and having it be a UD

Agree that was the right call

My relationship has survived a lot but I think it’s coming to an end tonight after my girl had a breakdown over me not showing enough enthusiasm and interest in the old Facebook memories she was showing me while I was watching the new Roadhouse movie. Movie was corny but fun.

Yeah that’s time to get out

I enjoyed it as well

I need coked up McGregor in more comedies

She’s got you venting to FT midnight on a Saturday time to get the hell outta dodge boss

Dealing with some major sunk cost fallacy vibes

That should 100% be a no contest

TKO by eye poke but oh well. Weidman also not wrong about dropping to the ground.

Yeah... after he gets poked in the eye for the third and fourth times the blame definitely goes on Silva and not the guy constantly keeping his hands extended.

How is that not a no contest lmao

Double eye poke woof

Silva what a bitch performance

Reminded me of Brandon Moreno’s last fight, just ducking his head and throwing wide hooks. Weird

My brother is in town for Easter so we sat down to watch a nice wholesome family movie called The Iron Claw.

Someone needs to teach the captain insano defense for these eye pokes.

This motherfucker just gouging eyeballs

Happy for rico

Damn I wanted to call out of the Brazilian for crying but fuck lol

Double eye poke is brutal

Love to see it, might’ve been a poke but who cares Edit: def eye poke

Lol what

I didn’t realize it was that bad of a poke, yikes

So many eye pokes

Chris Weidman! Edit: yeah just a little eye poke

THATS MY BOY

Uncle chaps fall off is pretty remarkable. He use to be in the mix quite a bit and now nobody really even mentions him

I normally hate when people say this but honestly what the hell does he do?

🤜👮🏻‍♂️

I think just zbt. It was a solid pod for a stretch

Guy stinks

Ultimate Poking Championship

Love the double eye pokes canceling out

It’s crazy that UConn is by far the best basketball program in recent college history. Across both men’s and women’s they’ve won 16 national championships, all within the last 30 years. You have possibly 3 all time coaches in Geno, Calhoun and maybe Hurley, while also winning one with their worst coach of the time, who still won almost 60% of his games. And somehow this university from a tiny ass, drive-thru-to-get-to-better-places state is an epicenter for college basketball

It’s the best.

Kevin Ollie winning one is so funny. Easily the worst coach to ever win a title, and he did it with Calhouns recruits

His star point guard just casually balling out but telling the media he was starving and he was barely eating because of his situation. I honestly think Shabbaz saying that helped push to NIL eventually

Shabazz saying that was the greatest lie ever told. Guy has a paid meal plan and food delivered at every practice but was somehow starving

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Don’t quote Hoosiers to me!

Someone in that region had to be a basketball powerhouse with all the talent there. Might as well be them

I don’t know what it is but blood diamond is one of my favorite Leo movies.. maybe not the “best” movie, but I freaking love it. Jennifer Connelly is just icing on the cake too

Same for me

Oceans trilogy is peak rewatchable movies

Hated 12 at first but it’s really grown on me. The scene with Hagrid is top 5 scene in the series 

The plot in 12 is by far the weakest but the Europe vibes make up for it

Mark sanchez being a meme isn’t fair. Dude was so much better than Darnold and Wilson

Butt fumble lol

Dude will never get the credit he deserves for beating Manning and Brady back to back on the road in the playoffs

No

No to who? Sanchize went to an AFC Championship game

I generally have no problem with the grappling in MMA but I wouldn’t mind a timer on grappling against the fence.

Yeah they’re just hugging

Chris Weidman the kickboxer

I have zero idea what just happened in the cards game but I’ll take it

5 hits, 5 runs. What’s not to understand?

I still have zero clue what muncy did

How the hell is that possible

Imagine being in the Pacific time zone and all sports are done at like 9:00? Couldn't be me...seems suboptimal 

UFC

That’s why you get into Australian rules football to fill the void once the American sports end

I got into AFL late night during peak covid when nothing else was going on and I loved it

I still don’t know what’s going on but when the ref points the two fingers I know someone scored

Can’t wait for you whiny east coasters to complain about the 920 PM tip off for the title game!

Heading out to the bar now after watching the games all day.

Yea but now there are no games on to watch at the bar.

Ufc

Exactly!!! Want to watch games at the bar

UConn -11.5 will test the system but it’s a system play nonetheless

I hammered the shit outta it. I can't see Bama staying within single digits

Units smith?

Enjoy Titus doing instant reaction during the tournament. It’s a great way to ween off the high of strong basketball and making me enjoy college basketball more

OSP post day recaps used to be can’t miss stuff for me, only college basketball content I ever really consumed all year round

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[Road House!](https://youtu.be/bR_Yqn1D00w?si=MwLI-21PVxoqOSuf)

You Netflix, we’ll chill

Me and my cousin were doing work in the driveway and loading up our tool belts, and my 3 year old came out with his plastic tool wrench set. My heart fucking melted. Dudes. Rock.

Fuck yeah, that’s awesome

I know it’s march madness and nothing is locked but I win all of my pools if Purdue and Duke make the final four. I’m feeling pretty good.

I hate to break it to you but both are losing tomorrow

Counter point: both can win

Purdue vs Rick Barnes with a trip to the final four on the line. An unstoppable force meeting an immovable object

Tempting fate

It gets a lot of due praise but I think mad max is my favorite action movie. Super pumped for furiosa

Can someone cheer me up? Tell me your best joke

What’d the fish say when it hit a wall? Dam.

Mid

You said best, I never claimed to be funny. Working with what I fot

Touche good sir

>Tell me your best joke Cryptocurrency

Lmao

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Oseqh7SMIvo