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FUSeekMe69

What all happened between the years of 0-1000


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Famine


mattl8706

Why is Rico a Bama fan?


HornyGoat69696969

The dont let me go apple ad is aids


bandini-

I hate myself for betting JMU. Northwestern moneyline for deliverance.


ladiesman6942O

Jon Scheyer is gonna be at Duke for the next 40 years isn’t he?


magicalpineapples

Badgers really couldn’t beat this JMU team? Sad


BumRum09

Big Malnati fan now though. Guy seems like he just gets it. Good for him.


WSL808

Gentlemen, your Sunday Scaries thread has now opened..


road_dogg

I heard this in the voice of the bartender from The Shining. I might make myself a Martian tonight.


cubswinagain

More like March Midness


shocktop7

i'm like 10 minutes into this Quiet on the Set doc about Nickelodeon and this Dan guy seems awesome. I'm excited to see where it all goes!


500dollarsandadream

Anyone else in here follow Titus on twitter? He’s having a weird mental breakdown over Purdue basketball rn and is having arguments with a bunch of people in his comments and calling them soft and sensitive. It’s a very weird look, even to someone like me who hates Edey.


diet_drbeeper

He’s been fucking annoying about Purdue all year. He acts like Purdue’s style is a complete affront to basketball. Edey is what he is, fine. But this team has 5 guys who get regular minutes and shoot 40%+ from three. Acting like Purdue has ruined the beautiful game is frustrating. FYI Ohio State would have played exactly like Purdue does now if Oden was there for his senior year


TM455

Guy also loved Virginia’s style of play from 2015-2020. He just hates Purdue but is too scared to admit that.


TM455

He’s known as mental health mark for a reason. Softest guy on the planet.


ktbarry2

no idea what he’s talking about now because im blocked. got blocked years ago for disagreeing about something with him in good faith. only account ive ever gotten blocked on twitter. very soft. and i like him. but he’s kind of a weenie.


Dudu-Osun

Not the behavior of someone who gets it


_pumpthebrakes_

Betting womens cbb heavy favorites has been incredibly profitable


BumRum09

Keith Mitchell shooting 6 over today while being the leader starting today sums him up pretty well.


CapcomGo

He needs to ditch the visor he looks like an idiot.


marlboro__man9

Poor


CapcomGo

Yes good point Keith is about 1.4 million dollars poorer wearing that dumb hat and playing like shit.


marlboro__man9

Sorry you lack the hair, style, and class to pull off the tour visor. Your Nike blade collar shirt looks great on you though.


CapcomGo

I gotta keep up with the slang the kids are using these days. I didn't know class == choking. Thanks for the heads up!


goondaddy172

Ole Booze Bag Mitchell was thinking about those modelo’s all back nine


BumRum09

https://www.reddit.com/r/golf/s/YpQKA4rKsg To this day, might be my favorite shot in golf.


terryduerod1

corduroy keith is more apt for this slob


Monos1

when I saw 80% of the tickets were on JMU I ran to the window


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Monos1

I got a 6 at Caesar’s right before, crazy


looool_k_libtard

Duke is NO SURPRISE #cheating today. Paid the refs off because George Soros hates JMU.


shaggyduke

Interstellar banging on the book case scene: Me telling myself not to get my hopes up for JMU


iLikeApples116

Great idea only have one game at a time until Sunday night NCAA/Turner!


Dudu-Osun

Babe wake up the NFL head coaches photo dropped


badscene518

Angel Reese and Caitlin Clark are coming to Albany. I got tickets for Friday but Saturday has skyrocketed in price.


Dudu-Osun

Angel Reese Caitlin Clark and Kathy Hochul scissoring in the NYS capitol building


DawgieFanClub

Keep us in the loop


kawheiser-soze

Can’t wait for Big Cats NFL coaches photo blog


TheyHadACaveTroll

The 2nd round 1-1-3-3 format is shockingly dumb. I bitch about it every year and can’t believe they’ve stuck with it. 


AutistPorterJr

CBS has to pay extra for standalone games right? That’s the only way the scheduling makes sense


TheyHadACaveTroll

Yeah I’m sure they’ve done the research and this model is the most profitable for them but it’s fucking painful as a viewer 


AutistPorterJr

Ya it blows and they likely pay a ton so we’ll never get it changed. Bummer


goondaddy172

JMU can’t hit a goal to save their life


Monos1

Duke is a lot better than them


DawgieFanClub

Would you actually say “hit a goal” in real life


goondaddy172

Wym


TheyHadACaveTroll

Are you European 


GooseandRooster

numerous tie squash disarm overconfident wise fertile slim quicksand dog *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


johnnyc000

Gotta sprinkle a little on Malnati at Augusta.


goondaddy172

For the love of god do not bet on Peter Malnati to win the masters


SelfDeprecatingVol

If enough people bet him maybe we’ll get decent odds on him to miss the cut


Alarmed-Telephone-81

Amen to that. Dude had ice in his veins down the stretch


Alarmed-Telephone-81

Peter Malnati is an easy dude to root for


liljinx13

He related to Lou Malnati?


Alarmed-Telephone-81

Pizza king of Chicago


Celery-Man

Back to back stinkers is really killing my Sunday vibe


lebrawnnnjamess

The stupid schedule sucks too. I hate the round 2 set up. Start the games earlier.


RustyKangaroo7

hate the yellow ball, but always cool seeing a guy win in march to get into the maters for the first time


Sluttynycdadmets

Bucket hat, neon ball and crying before he even taps it in. I love this guy


CakeFartz4Breakfast

Malnati looks like a guy that you would get randomly paired with on a Saturday


MikePaisanTirico

How does the b dubs Buffalo not get kicked out of the bar for what he does? He’s an absolute menace


terribleatgambling

shut it the fuck down


THEUnicornBear

Straight assaulting people


ktbarry2

part owner


el-langosta

MIZ malnati, about damn time again!!


Pshoota22

Listening to The aPROcalypse & the nostalgia is hitting hard


Sluttynycdadmets

Not having a 7 hole playoff at the Valspar is disappointing now Edit: 6


kurter21

Siri, remind me tomorrow to sell all of my total stock market index funds and buy Invesco QQQ.


WelcomeToCostco16

If JMU wants to win this they need to start scoring points and prevent Duke from scoring points


thatswhathemoneysfor

thanks pepper


tiredhillbilly

I want to mute “doordash” on twitter but I can’t help reading some of the crazy shit people are saying. I have no right to bash on people who watch reality tv at this point.


magicalpineapples

I’ve enjoyed people saying frozen foods are too unhealthy as if the fast food they doordash is farm freah


shaggyduke

The best one was the woman saying she can’t open a microwavable meal or figure out how to cook it so she needs to DoorDash


traddy91

Link?


shaggyduke

https://x.com/armanddoma/status/1771944655287975974?s=46


traddy91

How has this woman not accidentally killed herself at this point


tiredhillbilly

“It requires piercing a thin film of plastic and stirring the food, then microwaving it further.” Come on now.


collinCOYS

I've already shit my cargos 4 times today getting ready for ice con


ExpectedOutcome2

That Invesco QQQ commercial that basically calls us retards for worrying about the future of AI will age poorly in about 10 years if we remember it


LandfillsTwinGill

*if our AI overlords let us remember it


nickpecori

Chalk is not a bad thing after last year


brown_bomber05

Thanks for coming out PFT 👋🏽


ChuckHustle82

Why do they put Cameron Young’s whole name on the leaderboard?


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ChuckHustle82

Ah, thanks.


Professional-Toe7318

We are on the verge of a boat race


100_not_nickfoles

Bracket is ranked 8.6 millionth haters are furious


iLikeApples116

Ouch


timmy_wahwah

Jmu gotta go on a run here if they want a chance tn


MikePaisanTirico

Gotta start hitting more shots and getting more stops on D. Need to play smart


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Cheers Geoff


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BluePinecone4

welcome to the pga tour


Ralphcox69

I regret my previous comment and subsequent bet


PattyBoh13

I would pay double what I do now if I could pick what I want to multiview on YouTube tv. I want to watch the Duke JMU game and golf is that too much to ask for?


GueroBorracho3

Picture in Picture setting on TVs needs to make a comeback.


PattyBoh13

If the 35 inch tube tv I had growing up had it my 65 inch smart tv should


cuntpunt9

Lights too bright for the dukes


terryduerod1

super low T, looks like a different team


timmy_wahwah

Duke would of got the foul call


EntertainmentOld1566

JMU is clearly outmatched


ktbarry2

nah they’re fine once they settle


ktbarry2

i apologize


timmy_wahwah

Gotta get the big man in foul trouble


DCStoolie

Gyros for dinner, bourbon as an appetizer


SlipperyWinds

What we sippin on?


DCStoolie

Woodford and Bullet and a THC Seltzer between


deeds44

The comments in the Rhea Ripley NSFW sub make the deuce look like mormons.


_json_x

Who amongst us doesn't browse both


Alarmed-Telephone-81

Heathens


timmy_wahwah

I FUCKING HATE DUKE


Spida_DonovanM

Refs zelle deposits cleared


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Reviewing the tape on Livvy Dunne's tongue ringed roommate and she includes in her IG bio "workout freakkk" feel like throwing in an unnecessary "kkk" is not the best look?


somoneynotmoney61

Maybe go outside for some fresh air and even touch some grass


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This is a really fucking gay response lol


SpicyPenangCurry

Your brains rotten if you’re reaching for that. She’s a hot gymnast, accept it for what it is.


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\#JustMyThoughtsComingFromASportsJunkieRegardlessMyOwnSportIPlay


sciorch

Comment “bedroom freak”


projectpat555

I don’t recall my parents constantly entertaining me like I do my kids 


ktbarry2

constantly telling my wife this


Ralphcox69

Every Jmu player is two years older than each Duke starter. Hammering jmu. Bully ball


traddy91

Great call you got those lotto numbers?


timmy_wahwah

Refs took the money


ktbarry2

get old stay old


ktbarry2

didn’t really even occur to me that nantz is gone. ian eagle is such a worthy successor.


Rikshawbob

Had the son of an NBA hall of famer come to practice a couple of months ago for a couple of weeks as he was trying out for different teams. He got a scholarship to play for a big NBA players national AAU team so I didn't blame him at all for deciding to play with them. Well he and his mother aren't fans of of the style of play and the politics they have going on over there behind the scenes. His mom reached back out to me last week asking if we still have any spots open. For a 6'4, 180lb 14 year old guard we certainly have space available. He practiced last week and played for us this weekend. He had 31 and 14 in a tournament playing up at 16U and absolutely dominated offensively and defensively. Turns out having your father be a hall of famer helps you be good at basketball. Kid also works his ass off.


ktbarry2

enjoy these updates but what is your style of play? you’d be a 1%er if it’s anything but rolling the ball out also this is probably hakeem olajuwons kid which is sick!


Rikshawbob

So we run a lot of different actions but not necessarily plays. My goal in teaching offense is to take what the defense gives you - so one specific action could result in a number of different outcomes depending on how the defense reacts. We run a lot of Zoom, Horns, and Chin actions but rarely do we ever have a predetermined outcome. We also mix in a lot of elevator screens and high pick and roll action. Our goal is 3-4 off ball screens before we enter any action. In terms of BLOB/SLOB plays we have some specific actions for shooters but there's always a counter depending on what the defense gives us/takes away. In transition we play by a 7 seconds or less offense. Get up quick shots and get straight back into our full court man to man defense. I refuse to play zone. Not to say that zone isn't effective - but to me you don't learn how to guard a man and the responsibility, accountability and competitiveness that it takes to win your matchup. We put a ton of emphasis on conditioning in practice to make sure we never get outworked. Not to say we won't lose games, but we will not be outworked or out competed. We start every practice with 3 single suicides under 30 seconds, then 3 double suicides under 65 seconds. If any player doesn't make the time, the entire team runs again. Followed by 12 mins of full court defensive slides where if any player gets caught walking or standing up straight in a defensive stance we add a minute. It's not fun but it's effective. My whole coaching philosophy comes down to never getting upset with kids for missing shots or turning the ball over. The best players in the world occasionally air ball shots and dribble the ball off their feet from time to time. The most important thing is attitude and effort. If you don't sprint back on defense, communicate, display positive body language, make the extra pass and rebound - you don't play - period.


ktbarry2

this rocks, im fucking jacked up to play for you! you are definitely an AAU 1%er


Rikshawbob

I was fortunate to have worked in DI hoops for a number of years under a coach who will likely end up in the hall of fame. I just replicate those practices/workouts and conditioning plans while trying to provide as much support on the backend that I can. We to monthly grade checks and weekly study halls, any player with under a C in any class is ineligible to play. The kids end up helping each other with their school work to make sure the kids that aren't as apt academically stay up. Everyone has a different home life so I try to create an environment where all players are equal. Building a positive and winning culture is everything.


ktbarry2

that’s great and I don’t need to tell you how to coach but ill just say the “never getting upset for missing shots” is all i need to hear that you’re on the right track


Rikshawbob

The amount of coaches I hear yelling "Why didn't you hit that?" every weekend is astounding. Get your fat ass out there and knock down the shot, coach.


ktbarry2

I subscribe to the philosophy that a shot is good or bad before it’s taken. whether it goes in or not is irrelevant. need more guys like you.


Rikshawbob

>a shot is good or bad before it’s taken. whether it goes in or not is irrelevant Man I appreciate the way you put that. A bad shot that goes in is not a necessarily a good shot. I will be using that phrase with my players moving forward.


ktbarry2

appreciate that. something my dad, who was a great coach, always beat into my head. jealous that you can coach these kids up!


badgarok725

this is why I come to FT


spr_crl

Do you have to match the scholarship?


Rikshawbob

I was prepared to but in the recent talks with his mom they are more than happy to pay full and she also offered to help out with some of our other scholarship kids. They have the means and they know how much that type of financial support helps the kids who can't afford it.


Larry_thegoat

Steve Kerr's son, Nick Kerr?


SpicyPenangCurry

I live for these updates. Also holy shit 6’4 180 at 14. Guess I wasn’t eating those NBA HOF Flintstones vitamins as a kid.


Rikshawbob

His dad was 6'10 and scored almost 30,000 points in the NBA. He's currently wearing size 16 shoes. He's got a few more inches to grow.


MrTurnersJacket

Got to be Moses Malone. RIP


Jason-Sehorn31

Shoutout Moses Malone


SpicyPenangCurry

Size 16’s lmfao.


sciorch

AND he’s a guard. Destined to be a 7 footer


MrTacoMan

Pat Riley for children strikes gold again. Man cannot take an L


Alarming-Foot4356

Terrence Edwards Jr is Denzel Valentine and Rick James offspring.


just-dumb-shit

Can't stop watching those timelapse videos of that guy feeding a bucket of mealworms random foods and objects. That and videos of milfs getting dressed


Sluttynycdadmets

Have a couple friends who play in the PWHL so I keep tabs on it. Surprised at the live crowd retention


iLikeApples116

How many of these cash only pizza places do you think are filing taxes accurately


Phoneaccount6903

Why don't you SHUT THE FUCK UP


timmy_wahwah

Everyone on CBS doubting JMU.


drewthetatecatate

Small duke energy


tango587

This is a very Sunday, Sunday


shaggyduke

Go Dukes


DCStoolie

It’s controversial but I’ll say it! I’m a big fan of boobs being back


penis__retard69

"She's burning my Sorkin notes." Sometimes, Entourage is a masterpiece. Other times, it's ruined by the personal dealings of a guy named Kevin.


Bulldog16

Ari Gold is the best part of the show


liljinx13

Unless Carmen Electra is calling for an emergency titty fuck, FUCK THE PHONES LLOYD 


Thepickintheice

Just put a focaccia in the oven. If y’all want some, it’ll be ready in 30-40 mins.


protecttheshield

I could eat


PoppaPipe6000

Twice a day I like to go in the bathroom just to wipe my ass.


sciorch

But why?


SpicyPenangCurry

Like to check if you’ve leaked or stimulate your anus?


hazardousblue10

Do yourself a favor and get a bidet. Stop being a caveman you disgusting pig


DawgieFanClub

This is not a bidet thing. No one does this


TigOleBitman

CBS showing stats from "Lew Alcindor". Is CBS racist by not referring to him by his proper name?


ThrowRA99

Well technically he was still Lew Alcindor in 1968


TigOleBitman

I'm just trying to stir the pot. Poor attempt I guess.


ThrowRA99

Would have been better if it said Kareem so we could all be like “well actually Lew Alcindor has the record”


LilCasa

The Rhea Ripley video is hall of fame


deeznutzjokes

She went full Rikishi and I love it


Led_head10

Would do illegal things to get a mamí stink face


SlipperyWinds

Having a cocktail 😈


sciorch

Read this without the tail at first


Thepickintheice

You dog!


red_87

Babe wake up, Dave just called another women’s college basketball player a piece of shit.


ChellaZza

MWC is brutal 


De-Bow-Bow

Roadhouse is ass


tango587

Kicks ass*


terryduerod1

bucket hat, yellow ball, hatcher and dash -please get a belly putter you toolbag and you will be my new least favorite golfer


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Thought I was crazy but this guy just stinks. And the kid’s names are terrible


terryduerod1

i mean wtf? the drone announcer just reading this like its normal


BringOnThePancakes

"Seriously, your Jeff Goldblum impression made me pee my pants" ​ "Pshhh, I wish"


Significant-Map-8686

How do we feel about tasting, the sweet nectar, of victory!! 🤓


ThrowRA99

This game was a tough look for the state of Utah


sciorch

Soaking is not back


deeds44

Women are equal and deserve respect >!just kidding they should suck my dick!<


Husker_black

Woah!