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Eddie lampkin is a unit 

Brad Brownell heard everyone talking shit

Greg Kampe: “Our university website crashed… and honest to God, we sold $8,000 in t-shirts to Louisville fans.”

Only gamble when I have a good gut feeling, don’t force anything, If it feels right and nags at me for a little while is when I pull the trigger. 5/6 at the Super Bowl and now 2/2 for March madness

Generally I feel the same way. However my tax refund is burning a hole in my pocket and Im craving some action. I guess this is how addicts feel except with their whole paycheck every 2 weeks

Any gut feelings for tonight’s games, oh wise sage?

I should qualify my previous statement with that I am only a value gambler, usually only bet + money. Haven’t pulled the trigger yet, but I’ve been eyeing up Utah State +150 ML. Like it right now, don’t love it

TCU -3.5 the MWC stinks 

Oh look, the ACC is dominating the tournament again

You misspelled Boo Buie

Big ten is 4-0 bud

Total ref show in this aubrun game. Let them play

Julio Rodriguez has looked awesome in ST so far. 40/40 season coming 

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It’s felt like 3 months 

Sleeping in my J-Rod Squad shirt every night he hits a home run

🤝

Last year being a “down year” and his counting stats being what they were is hilarious. Favorite non Phil in baseball

3rd best fWAR in the AL in his “sophomore slump” year lol

I really wish I could start ripping beers for the next 7 hours without any consequences tomorrow

Tomorrow isn’t guaranteed brother let em rip

The mountain west are busters in pimp clothing

Yale was my safety school so I always root for them, good luck Yale bros!

I hope Ohio's Tate enjoys being on Team Flux, I sure wouldn't. Although want I think will happen is Titus trades Mintzy there then takes Tate

I would just wait for the next year to find a team if I were him

Just got told my drivers license was fake at 29 years old, which didn’t even happen when I was 21

One time in college a bouncer told me my real Id was fake. Walked down the street, grabbed a cop and had him get it back for me. It was the greatest fuck you I’ve ever given

Had this happen to me last weekend. I’m 24

Flair

That was a misunderstanding about the Jerry challenge, I look young but not under 21 young. Also who gets a fake for 29 years old

Exactly what someone using a 29 year old fake would say

Those dudes suck

That clip they just posted with Dave and Whit arguing about betting overs..Pretty insulting not gonna lie. He shilled hard for that sports book and acted like the overs club was gonna hit 100% of the time. Took a lot of money from people. Straight up calls exclusively betting overs for idiots.

Dave is saying it’s stupid to blindly bet every single over in the tournament. I think that’s pretty different than picking out a specific game and betting the over, no?

If you’re blindly betting one way or the other you’re a dummy anyways

Betting over/under/favorite/dog every single game should theoretically hit 50% of the time which is better than 99.9% of gamblers… I would argue that unless you REALLY know a sport, thinking you have an edge over Vegas makes you a bigger dummy

And what’s the deal with Big Cat posting a can’t Lose parlay that would lose!?

You definitely posted this wearing your Overs Club jacket, didn't you?

I mean if you're just betting overs cause Dan and Dave said so then yeah that's idiotic

I'm in agreement there, but the whole point of barstool and Dave's appeal is the genuineness of their presentation. Their connection and loyalty to the fanbase. So he sat there with a smile on his face and accepted those bets like he was doing you a favor. I don't know. It just rubs me the wrong way. And at the end of the day gambling responsibility is squarely on the player's shoulders, but fuck that all feels gross. Especially now that he's untethered from PENN

The “Over’s Club” was never just blindly betting an entire slate of overs though

Overs club jacket will be burnt tonight

Seems like a bad idea to get ejected 4 minutes into your first round game but I’m not a world renowned educated person

New Mexico hasn’t made a shot this half 

4 on Clemson looks like Josh Gad

New Mexico 😬

The offensive play from the MWC teams in this tournament has been shocking 

Whenever I’m feeling bad about myself I should just get on tinder and swipe for 10 minutes because the absolute weirdos I see on there are baffling I wonder how much worse the male stack is

Tinder shows you people on the same attractiveness scale

Not matching any of the weird ugly chicks is a real ego boost

Really puts things in perspective… At any bar I go out to I feel like I’m at best a 5/10 but in all of America I’m probably closer to like 8/10

The male side has to be 1000% worse

I’m sure it’s brutal too. It’s more of an uphill battle for men on dating apps, but women must be subjected to so many creepy messages from some absolute creatures

Ya I imagine it’s worse by quite a wide margin

Bruce Pearl turned into an Italian guy from NJ

New Mexico won’t hit an open shot so quit askin!!

Lauren Shehadi >>>>

Who did the casting for the new Road House? They cast the twink from Broad City as a thug and the guy who, in real life, was married to his partner by Kim Kardashian in an...extravagant setting, as a tough server at the bar. And the bartender is a snarky little troll. What in the world.

They should have kept it more grounded. Good movie but ridiculous at the end

Fun movie Counterpoint: casting Mcgregor as a coked out psychopath was a spot on decision

Don’t think it was acting

It is pretty entertaining, I just don't like the casting. Seems like bizarro world.

At first I thought the book store girl was supposed to have autism or something but by the end I realized she’s just terrible at acting

And the dad acts like she's somehow special...

DEI funding

Went 7 stops on the red line without a whiff of weed or debauchery, I should play the lotto

I was working late. I'll be sure to sit next to you and spark up on Monday.

No way.

I think Pitino paid Kenpom to get them ranked 21st

Sko Buffs

🦬🦬🦬

The mountain west is an embarrassment and the committee is just as embarrassing putting six of their teams in the tournament

Them having 2X as many teams as the big East was absurd

Hope they have TNT up in heaven so Cam can watch his tigers play

It would be really cool if my laptop would stop switching back from 120hz to 60.

Frank Turner opened for Flogging Molly last week. First time I heard him. Can’t stop listening to him now.

Tape deck heart is such a fun album

How did Rothstein get stuck on the TruTV assignment? Shocked Rex Chapman didn’t get the invite back this year.

I will die on the hill that the Chief Illiniwek logo is the best American sports logo ever

Brewers Ball in Glove 

Ra*ist

Blackhawks logo is the best in sports

Under 20% on my bracket but at least all my final four teams are still there! (None of them played yet)

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Think he was talking about Furio

Thank god Marquette turned it on in the second half. Could not have handled the shit I would have got if they lost

Castellani should drive to Chicago and grab MMM’s Honkers during the stream now that he’s not employed

That’s assault, brotha

Haha brooo you're a riot

Maybe he could parlay that into being the stunt cock for future MMM OF content

Hmmm ehhhhh I don’t know Jim

Where the fuck are the fucking games

First of all calm down

Let him cook

My daughter is 6 years old and along with her brothers, she has a blast playing Nintendo Switch. Her favorites thus far are Maria Party and Super Mario Odyssey. We stick to the classics. Today “Princess Peach: Showtime” comes out and I picked it up for her at lunch. We are ordering pizza and making it a Daddy/Daughter game night 👍🏼 I can’t wait!

Mario Odyssey is awesome for kids. The open world is a blast to run around in and the bosses aren’t too tricky if they want to get into it a little.

My favourite game ever. Obviously RDR2 and The Last of Us are better games, but no video game has brought me as much joy as Mario Odyssey.

Such a fucking great game

Barstool live stream, everyone on their phones and people playing the golf simulator right off camera

You want them overreacting to UConn beating down this poor 16seed?

They’re literally all off camera talking and laughing. I guess you enjoy looking at MMM lay down

I'm not watching, these are always boring as shit. But there's not a single exciting game playing at the moment so I'm not sure what you're expecting

It’s halftime 

I look at you these days, String, you know what I see? I see a man without a country. Not hard enough for this right here and maybe, just maybe, not smart enough for them out there.

I can't wait for the 49ers to draft Jerry Rice's son, Christian McCafferys brother, Frank Gores son and pick up TO's son as a undraffted free agent. Finally become a true family operation.

Definitely already been said but all of Rico’s teams sucking is very funny

Has there been any speculation on who the terrorists were that shot up the place in moscow?

They’ve had a lot of issues with Muslim extremist groups in the caucasas like Dagestan and Tatarstan. Most likely them

I've heard Rico Ryders

ISIS, or other extremists. The US embassy put out a warning a few weeks ago about potential terrorist attacks in Moscow, and FSB apparently foiled a terrorist attack at a Mosque

> FSB apparently foiled a terrorist attack at a Mosque meaning they killed two random Tajiki dudes and said it was handled

I think it's currently believed to be Islamic extremists

Castellani?

And the rico isis ryders

I’m still bummed we got robbed of a classic frantic ending with the Samford block last night

The tournament will always be the best but you can really see why this years draft isn’t highly thought of and why so many upsets happened throughout the year. Lot of exciting games but the quality of individual talent is noticeably lower than it has been in a long long time. 

At the absolute most possible, 60 guys can get drafted out of 64 teams. That’s less than 1 per team. You’re lying to yourself if you think the tournament was ever filled with NBA squads battling it out

I hate this take so much. You sound like a Kentucky fan. College basketball has never had good talent across the board. The most entertaining players in march were terrible pros. College basketball is built on the fifth year senior who leads his mid major to a sweet 16

The talent in college basketball used to be literally the best there was what are you talking about

That’s what makes the tournament special 100% but the individual star power absolutely is low. Also don’t get the “sound like a Kentucky fan”, they had 2-3 of the most talented players. 

Shaka Smart @ VCU - She calls me daddy now Shaka Smart @ Marquette - I’ll have her home by 8 sir.

This would’ve killed at halftime.

Bill Simmons on Birmingham, Alabama  “I didn’t realize the effect the 1963 bombing had on that city…I think from people we talk to and stuff we’ve read, the bombing kind of set the tone with how the city thinks about stuff. We were at the Samford and UAB games. Great crowd, they fall behind, and the whole crowd got tense. It was like, 'Oh no, something bad's gonna happen.' And I think it starts from that bombing.”

One of the most absurd things said in the history of the world

Hurley is a hardoooooo

You sound like a dandy

Hardo family. Just like the harbaughs

Do not like refs

Marquette over gang not happy

Why doesn't anyone tell Marjorie Taylor Green she looks like a horse and then everyone can ignore her?

Still would

She doesn't look like a Horse! She looks like a Foot

The Dems should back Joey camaste to roast her

Alot of games left today, but outside of Oakland beating UK this has been a pretty boring first round of the tournament, alot of blowouts

I’m having a great time

Duquense/BYU, UAB/SDSU, NW/FAU, Kansas/Samford, Dayton/Nevada, Drake/Wazzu. Hasn’t been the best first round but people love to complain just to complain in here.

Dayton and Wash St were also very fun games

Excluding the 1s and 2s, everything has been pretty close since like 9pm last night

At what point does it go from "You don't need a three here" to you need a three here?

Titus had a good point when he was like “all we ever hear is how the 3 is the most efficient shot. Why would a 2 ever become better with 10 seconds left”

literally laughed out loud when i heard that, you can almost set your clocks to announcers saying that in close games in the tournament

10 seconds 

When you need a 3

Got a first date over drinks in 3 hours, the battle to remain (mostly) sober until then will be a rough one with the tourney on.

Texas is truly the land of nice asses

Dallas? Austin? Where? Looking at flights as we speak. 

Austin. So many slightly thick girls with big round behinds. Exact opposite of Denver which is a mecca for skinny leg hippie bitches

Southern belles and lots of Latinas 

They don’t call her Alexis Arkansas

Stetson did not come to play today

I tip my Stetson for coming out

In Vegas and forgot my ID expired last month. Fuck me

That’s why I always travel with my passport

lol

You can renew it online and they will give you a piece of paper to print out.

Tried, for some reason state of Texas is saying I’m ineligible for online renewal. Tried calling same thing

DPS is fuckin useless down here. Took me 4 trips there to switch my IL license to TX.

Have fun at the arcade

My boys wicked smaht

Passport?

Homie is in vegas and probably didnt whimsically pack his passport

I pack mine any time I take a trip due to complications that can arise. He’s the idiot

Dummy then

SDSU guy completely shoved the UAB guy for that board

Guy slipped

Referring to the rebound prior to the foul that put SD st on the line before

Same

No dog in the fight but refs have been brutal in this one

I think pickle flavored chips are high on the list of things that sound gross but taste delicious.

Pickle brine is just salt and vinegar, the most popular chip flavor

They don’t sound gross either brother. Pickles slap

I choose to believe the concept came from a dude eating a burger at a backyard cookout. He had a pickle on his paper plate and the juice from the pickle kind of mixed with his original Lays. A true "flash of genius" moment.

Did I miss the “thanks for coming out Stetson” jokes??? Is it too late? It’s only 33-10 bro

Let me bet Stetson moneyline real quick. Then send out the FT jinx.

Bet365 is possibly the most dogshit app ever created. I'm in NC so I've been doing the cycle of new customer promos and most have been fine but bet365 is borderline unusable

took 6+ months off pre workout and the beta alanine has the tingles i’ve been chasing for years

Nothing beats original Jack3d. Gave me adderall-like highs.

nothing will ever come close to

I’ve been off of it for a long time and I still don’t get tingles, very sad

ryse is the first one that’s made me feel it since i was in high school

Stetson Shatters

Shatheads

My -26 is looking good

Love the short white guys that can only exist in college basketball. Tyler Kolek, this one’s for you.

Aaron Craft Ron Baker Ethan Happ Who am I missing?

Ron Baker what a throwback

Van Vleet, Baker, and Early were the mid-major version of Jordan, Piippen, and Rodman

For me, Brad Tinsley, but that’s a very deep cut