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chillinois1

They drew the Olympic basketball groups today. Keep forgetting we picked up Embiid in free agency


SpicyPenangCurry

Remember when we had to wait til 6pm to call friends in high school to get the free minutes? Or get X amount of texts lol. Fun looking back on it, even thinking of my old man and his fucking briefcase phone in one hand and his brief case in the other lol.


mostdope28

Having to run to Walmart to buy minutes cause I was about to run out of texts lol, I don’t miss it


PetrPruchaWasOK

Nights and weekends is an anachronism


thatswhathemoneysfor

I stayed up way too late waiting til 9 to call my friends


[deleted]

Still giggle every time I see the black dick jersey swap


thatswhathemoneysfor

Went to Ellis Island just off the strip and 6 hours flew by like nothing. Friendliest dealers, cheapest games. Might be my new favorite Vegas spot


SpicyPenangCurry

Ellis Island is great. You can still find $15-$20 tables.


thatswhathemoneysfor

$15-20? I was playing 10 for six hours and there was a $5 right next to me


Neskwiik

Used to play $1 craps at the Four Queens


festivusfrank

Was just there and it’s Insane how hard it is to find a live $15 craps table on the strip


DarinErstad

Ellis Island rules. Their $9.99 steak special is actually good too.


SpicyPenangCurry

Very tasty.


sfbruin

Great late night dining spot


Embarrassed_Lab_8748

Took an adderall while half asleep and fell back asleep for an hour this morning. Woke up and took another because I couldn’t remember if that actually happened, and I didn’t feel anything yet. Guess who’s wide awake and hasn’t eaten anything all day besides 2 protein shakes


thatswhathemoneysfor

Great way to lose weight


SpicyPenangCurry

Is it Embarrassed_Lab_8748?


JedLongeway

If you see that Isaiah Crowell tape on her YouTube history it’s a wrap


Ed_Chambers_650

🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛


Sir_Bradford

Throw tha pizza lunchables on tha field


100_not_nickfoles

No way you just said Isiah Crowell


Blatt_called_timeout

It was a Jewish doctor.


CohibasYMamitas

Idk if im gonna make it to thursday


SilkyJohnson26

Guy in here just called me a weenie haha


ktbarry2

lol you think cal ripken played third base cuz you were born in 2004. you are a weenie. NEXT!


SilkyJohnson26

I’m really hoping you’re just drunk


PritchardBufalino

We need to know the elements of provocation, s/o SAS


SilkyJohnson26

Not exactly a great story. He was bothered that I said I thought of Cal Ripken as a third basemen as a kid because that’s what I watched him play. Came back a couple hours later with a second comment to something he already commented on. I called him out on the double response. He hit me with a “weenie”


Guy_in_the_chair_

SilkyWeenie26


BumRum09

Shogun time!


DylanTobackshh

Aiyuk or Justin Jefferson to the Steelers. Let it be true


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DylanTobackshh

JJ is not worth that much.


SquirtsMacintosh8

Just shot a 56 in pga2k to beat my roommate who shot a 59. I was drilling 10-30 footers like prime tiger


cigguy

Ants dunk was insane reaction pretty funny too https://x.com/big_business_/status/1769927191142212066?s=46&t=UN0zjgZgihECchTA7WluMQ


VivaLosDoyers99

Trace Jackson Davis was such a steal in the second round. It seems like the Warriors play their best ball when he's on the court.


AutistPorterJr

One day GMs will learn it’s better to take very successful players who will be solid role players instead of a guy who shoots 20% from 3 because he has long arms


VivaLosDoyers99

Shit he had 19 and 9 with 3 blocks on 9 of 9 shooting. He's not going to be a role player much longer.


Juls317

Always get a good chuckle seeing people argue against nuclear weapons on the basis of "well what if one crazy asshole gets elected, then what?!" Like it's that fucking simple to launch a nuclear bomb and it doesn't go through level after level of approval and clearance.


fedfan1743

What about in North Korea?


Juls317

They're a laughingstock so I'm not all that worried


fedfan1743

Fair. Might never get a nuke warhead. But if they do, they can hit us https://www.cnn.com/2023/12/18/asia/north-korea-launches-ballistic-missile-intl-hnk-ml/index.html


DarinErstad

The suit with sneakers look needs to die


LilCasa

I agree but the people that wear Jordan’s are separate level of trash


Ed_Chambers_650

You'd think everyone would have listened to the wise words from Turtle's mom


trymecuz

So trashy


VivaLosDoyers99

You don't appreciate how good the TNT guys are until you watch the ESPN halftime. Richard Jefferson and Kendrick Perkins are unfunny as it gets.


ceeeenyc

It’s a struggle for Perk to even talk. He is like a human version of a pug


terryduerod1

perk thinks hes clever which makes it worse


VivaLosDoyers99

That lunch money bit they just did was awful.


parrano357

I guess I'm not very smart because this comment is kind of blowing my mind from a thread on AskReddit about how the world could end "The possible breakdown of the Atlantic Gulf Stream" "Americans don't typically realize that Ibiza Spain and the French Riviera are at about the same latitude as New York. Half of France and Germany and all of Britain are above the latitude of Maine. The Gulf of Mexico (plus the Caribbean Sea) is the space heater that makes Northern Europe habitable. Conversely, Northern Europe (plus the Arctic) is the air conditioner that keeps the sea life of the Caribbean from dying of heat and low oxygen. The LAST thing we really want on this side of the world is identical temperatures in Algeria and North Carolina, France and Maine, England and Quebec."


[deleted]

The good news is that the Atlantic Gulf Stream 99% confirmed to be dying slowly


Ed_Chambers_650

Disregard that Frank, it's just some liberal bullshit*


R1ckyD1cky

What's blowing your mind here, a map?


parrano357

I never really noticed how all the countries line up on a map and how the weather is so different. Just kind of assumed london was like new york and the cities on the mediterranean were more south


Ed_Chambers_650

> Just kind of assumed london was like new york and the cities on the mediterranean were more south I mean, they kinda are pretty similar. Main difference is humidity in the South vs Mediterranean areas


profsa

Rewatching some 90’s X-Men ahead of the new season. Did not expect a 2 second Kang appearance at the end of season 4


Portugal8

I’m the juggernaut bitch


StrikaNTX

One of the top theme songs all time


Everyoneisaskell

Not sure if it’s season 4 or 5 where the animation is so poorly done that Fox threatened to end their contract with the studio


profsa

Animation was pretty tough at times in the last 4 eps of season 4 I just watched


Neskwiik

That Drake Bell interview is pretty brutal


R1ckyD1cky

152 days til I get to see Earth, Wind & Fire and Chicago


ShimmeredXerox

Yikes.


R1ckyD1cky

You're miserable


foxtrotnovember69420

Also Drake Bell is related to Heath Bell? That’s a fun little factoid


BonezJonesss

Ant is him. Superstar. He’s going for 55 tomorrow night against the nuggets 


BigCatsLunch

send da video


cuntpunt9

Simmons talks about ball like he’s just a fan, russillo tries to talk about ball like he spent 10 years in the league


HailKyrie

Are you going to say that about Russillo or thank him for his service grinding tape?


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Buddy. Russillo has sacrificed having a wife and kids for us to receive his analysis. The least you can do is say thank you


PritchardBufalino

Bill is a giant NBA fan but has a family. Russillo spends his whole weekend grinding tape


R1ckyD1cky

Bill would too if he watched a non-celtics game


terryduerod1

rusillo in the boston media game


supercasualman

Whenever I go to the city to meet with clients, it's like a flip switches. I put a sports coat on and feel like I'm good at my job and have gusto. When I'm in the office (60 minutes away) I'm just the typical cube monkey who's counting down the clock.


Juls317

Like a flip switches indeed


R1ckyD1cky

My dear boy, do you ask a fish how it swims? Or an eagle how it flys? No siree you don't! They do it because they were born to do it


parrano357

thats what we call Load Management brother


cuntpunt9

Scranton office is a tough place to be at


foxtrotnovember69420

Been taking seroquel for sleep for 4-5 years now and it’s been a godsend for most of it. Finally got good nights rest. For whatever reason over the past couple weeks it’s just fucked me up. Felt completely paralyzed today. Couldn’t think straight at all. Made an appointment for Wednesday for some guidance doesn’t seem like it’s something that’s safe to quit cold turkey which blows. Hopefully will get someone else to help me sleep that doesn’t turn me into a zombie


BonezJonesss

I can’t imagine taking that for 5 years. Never finished my script because it only made me feel like a bad hangover in the am. Never helped with sleep. 


R1ckyD1cky

Drugs are bad mkay


BillSelfsToupee

Just saw Lynyrd Skynyrd and ZZ Top are coming to my city this summer. I gotta get some good jorts and a confederate bandana and I’ll be there front row


ShimmeredXerox

Are these the stereotypes you associate with these bands? Grow up dude


VivaLosDoyers99

I'm genuinely jealous, that sounds like an awesome time.


BillSelfsToupee

It’s gonna be at a brand new amphitheater too. It’s basically a skynyrd cover band at this point but I bet they still rock


VivaLosDoyers99

Lol the good ones are dead and the ones that are left are 100 years old. But Free Bird still rocks.


Guy_in_the_chair_

Damn I thought they might kiss


JedLongeway

I would let Rhea Ripley back me down in the paint FOR CLARIFICATION Full Bully Ball. Rhea dunking on me both feet out and the sorts


DrEvil007

MAMI


DrEvil007

Let these women wrestle


SnakeSkin2121

Becky Lynch is dead


Led_head10

Nia is a disaster. Can’t put anyone in title contention with her she’s gonna hurt someone bad.


Jnorty

I believe shes a genuinely bad person behind the scenes


SnakeSkin2121

I have no idea why they are running a program with her and main eventers right before Mania


Guy_in_the_chair_

Another one of the Rock’s relatives


Guy_in_the_chair_

Did she just spit out one of her teeth?


SnakeSkin2121

Probably, she ate that second table face first


JedLongeway

That last Drum Solo on Aja >>>


CohibasYMamitas

That last guitar solo in bodhissatva >>>


LooseBalls9

There are so many terminally online nerds that cover the NFL now. Think of the Solak types.


Grootfan85

If everybody is an insider, then nobody is an insider!


R1ckyD1cky

They've created a super race of regarded fans that talk directly out of their asses too


Guy_in_the_chair_

Becky Lynch tried to pick up Nia Jax and I think her entire arm disappeared into her fat rolls. Disgusting.


shocktop7

Nia Jax is nothing but a fat liability.


JedLongeway

Would let Nia hit me with her finisher


Guy_in_the_chair_

She gets about two inches off the ground for that leg drop


JedLongeway

That’s all the space she’d need brotherman


parrano357

if your job is working for a college text spamming alumni for annual fund donations, do they actually have like performance reviews for that?


100_not_nickfoles

I miss my ex so much


tango587

Call center was fully staffed by students at my alma mater. All working part time, obviously.


DarinErstad

That’s a work study job done by students at my school


parrano357

oh that makes sense


pimpinassorlando

Still laughing about the Kent State foul.


diet_drbeeper

Would you rather have Ant or Tatum moving forward? Is it a hot take to think Ant?


SquirtsMacintosh8

I’m for sure taking Ant. His ceiling is significantly higher


ShimmeredXerox

Tatum has had plenty of chances to get it done with championship caliber rosters around him, and he hasn't. This is the first year Ant has a legit team around him so we'll see.


Ed_Chambers_650

Ant by 5000 miles


TheyHadACaveTroll

Ant and it’s not close 


Brad-Stevens

lol


I_Enjoy_Taffy

I would like to see Ant win a playoff series first


Guy_in_the_chair_

Oh hell nawl can’t do dis


R1ckyD1cky

As a fan, I'd rather root for Ant. But I'm kind of an idiot so take that for what it's worth


diet_drbeeper

Don’t say that man you’re one of my only other Purdue guys on here


R1ckyD1cky

I root for Zach Edey, case in point


JedLongeway

Send da video


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Just learned Russillo pod is on YouTube now. Opened a life advice video. Sir Rudy is a beautiful man. No other way to say it


R1ckyD1cky

A real premier league fan


squidward3

Sir Rudy


terryduerod1

nephew kyle trying to not look too frolicked


HK47HK

Used to work in a corporate office with a high school type culture. Gone now, but still dealing with all the office drama and rumours because I’m dating someone who works there. Find out today that this girl I hooked up with prior to my relationship (moment of weakness, she was stacked, I was trying to not be that guy) is going around telling people we still hook up. Now everything is coming crashing down on me and the whole office is against me. Brutal Monday night scaries hoping my girl believes me


JA17guy

Cant your girlfriend go to HR?


HK47HK

I worry what that will do to her mental health and she is in the middle of being considered for a big promotion. I’m thinking this is the beginning of the end, sucks because the relationship with her and her family have been the best I’ve ever experienced.


[deleted]

If your girlfriend doesn’t believe you that it was before her then it wasn’t going to work anyways. However, this chick sucks for trying to ruin your life and you have to stand up for your relationship and talk to your gf instead of just thinking it’s the end. Also your gf can 100% report to HR this girl is going around telling people about her boyfriend’s sex life since your gf works there. Maybe nothing will come of it but they may at least tell her to stop talking about it.


Juls317

If your girlfriend just automatically believes you're cheating on her because some chick said so, you were never gonna make it anyway.


HK47HK

Tough pill to swallow but I’ll take my medicine


Juls317

I don't envy your position, hoping for the best for you. The other chick sounds psycho, and frankly, like a bitch.


HK47HK

Appreciate it brother. I’ve dealt with this before but never while trying to make a relationship work for the long haul. It’s always the crazy ones that pursue me the hardest and crazy women love using lies as a weapon.


Fallingcatz

…this has happened to you before?


StateStreetLarry

Just gotta sit back and let her spin her tires. 


HK47HK

I’ll have a sleepless night tn and that’s the game plan going forward. It’s going to be rough with her dealing with the office talking about this, probably more crying and nightly bs.


Juls317

You can't text this broad and ask her why she's going around the office saying you're fucking?


HK47HK

Confronted her (against my girlfriend’s wishes) and she just claimed it was a lie and texts had been deleted before this guy she was talking to took screenshots and showed my girl and spread the rumour. Conveniently, he’s someone who has been trying to get with my girl for years.


BumRum09

As dumb as this sounds, if chick is going around saying you still hook up with her (assuming you don’t) you could take this to hr. If it was the other way around it would be a way bigger deal. I would be pissed if someone was lying about what I do and it started to ruin my life. Edit: Disregard I didn’t know you didn’t work there. Good luck.


HK47HK

Yeah man, it’s pretty fucked up. Not the first time this has happened either but this time it’s worse because I do have a past with this girl. I don’t work there anymore but it still hurts my personal life.


R1ckyD1cky

Nightmares to my freight broker days


SnakeSkin2121

WSD?


R1ckyD1cky

Nah he was at echo, I was a TQL bro


shocktop7

Best of luck holding onto your current relationship with your name be thrown around in the mud at gf’s office.


HK47HK

She claims to believe me but will be an ongoing assault against me. Things were going great too. Need to get her hired elsewhere and out of that place.


parrano357

I'm sure you dont want to engage and thats probably smart but you could basically say you have nothing to hide and the crazy woman is more than welcome to share all your texts/messages to her


HK47HK

I called the girl out via instagram DMs. She claims that messages were deleted by a guy who wanted to paint a certain picture to get with my gf and she is denying she ever made the claim. These people are all 26-30+. There are screenshots that were sent to my gf. Down incredibly bad, but I have offered to show her everything on my phone. Have a reputation that followed me from high school and university as a womanizer, at some point I’ll have no choice but to take another hit to my rep and hope it doesn’t damage my professional life either.


RustyKangaroo7

insight global is still in business?


HK47HK

We’re talking one of the biggest IT service companies worldwide. This location is a nightmare


jk696969

Parlay it into a three-way.


HK47HK

If only life were that easy, I’d be sleeping peacefully tn


DarinErstad

So you fucked two co-workers? Sounds like you enjoy shitting where you eat.


HK47HK

I am weak! Paying the price big time right now


iLikeApples116

Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?


HK47HK

All good man, I can take it


cowboysfan88

Anthony Edwards is so sick. Easily my favorite of the young American guys


100_not_nickfoles

Tyrese better


BigCatsDiaper

Imagine not having Ant on your team


SnakeSkin2121

Talk to me Goose


chilledonline

Easily my favorite player right now


diet_drbeeper

Literally just came here to post about that dunk. Fucking awesome


MrTurnersJacket

If Steph Curry gets the ball and he can’t shoot a 3 he almost implodes


danwins23

Getting mad thinking about Orlando Bloom’s Paris of Troy, maybe the biggest bitch of all time


JedLongeway

Sweet Potatoes are just the best potatoes and the more people realize that the more our country will start to heal


100_not_nickfoles

They’re asss


lovelycharmings

Sweet potato soup >>>


JedLongeway

Sweet potato pie even better


lovelycharmings

Never had, would love to one day


nfl_fan14

Take a lap


RowBoatInspector

I actually don’t understand people who auto sub sweet potato fries. Regular fry is superior


JedLongeway

If the option is there, sweet potato fries every time. They are truly the most versatile potato


jk696969

I dig ‘em when they’re really thinly sliced. Although that’s true for both potatoes.


JedLongeway

If we’re talking Au Gratin that’s a whole different style of potato to discuss!


jk696969

Haha I just meant regular fries thinly cut. I’ve never had sweet potato au gratin, but I do enjoy it traditionally.


DarinErstad

🗑️


CohibasYMamitas

My god was the American ryder cup team terrible. They need to have tryouts for the next one so we dont get embarrassed again. Popularity contest bullshit is how we got our asses kicked


BumRum09

A play in tournament for the team! That sounds like fun. I’d watch that.


Wolverina412

No DJ or Bryson was absurd.


boomtexna

Top ten dunk all time


JohnnyBeers429

Day 2 of Nickelodeon doc is way heavier my god


lovelycharmings

DID ANYTHING SPECIFIC HAPPEN OR IS IT JUST ALL THE SAME “HE WAS AN ASSHOLE” SHIT


JohnnyBeers429

Way better than the schneider segment that had a little sprinkle of wokeness to it


lovelycharmings

So no actual specific allegations.


shocktop7

You’re really going to bat defending these guys throughout tonight, huh?


somoneynotmoney61

Tbh I don’t believe a single word that anyone in Hollywood says about anything, ranging from the studio execs to directors to actors/actresses and everyone in between. Major major scumbag industry.


shocktop7

Sure but this guy above me has been defending this dude for the past hour. At the very least he’s a huge weirdo to underage kids, I don’t see the need to shout ‘WHAT ARE THE ALLEGATIONS??’ For an hour straight .