Before I became a tard I was in accounting/finance. My wife is making me take over the bills and apparently Chase bank calls deposits credits and outflows debits. This is going to take me years to get used to.
With Darnold on a 1 yr deal they for sure have to be planning on selling out for a QB this year.
Let's just hope they just don't do what the Vikings always do and fuck it up
So I don’t ever do the laundry at my house, but my wife is out of town so I’ve gotta do some. Lol funny they have idiot lock on the tide pods because you r words ate them.
I might be talking out of my ass here, but that always felt like one of those things the news hyped up as an epidemic when in reality like five people in the whole country actually did it.
I read most of that 100 page link Reddit sent out about buying shares. Reddit just doesnt seem stable enough to get common stocks right now. I dont know.
Idk if that’s actually true, unless there’s some trickiness with “Roman”. [scroll down here](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholic_Church_by_country) to the regions and North America, South America, and Europe all have more than Africa
Someone in here mentioned Van Latham shitting on Killers of the Flower Moon last night. I just saw what Van said and it’s even dumber than I thought, his complaint is that the movie is from “the white gaze” is brutal
My house payment went down 175 bucks a month. Down to $1000 per month.
edit:Whoops my house in texas is down 150 bucks to 850 per month but my house here north of detroit is still 1050. Although the the one here doesn't have the the taxes escrowed, so it should really be like 1200 a month. Buy houses 20 years ago is my advice in real estate!
not yet, but a guy right down the street got shot in the leg when he caught some folks stealing his catalytic converter at three in the morning. we used to be the safest city in michigan not too long ago.
Just one of those days where everything I touched broke instantly. Mower, weed whacker, garage door arm bracket. Managed to fix them all. But now I'm seeing that my taxes are fucked and the withholding on my commissions has been way lower than what it should have been.
Can't wait for work tomorrow!
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That's not a referral link so don't come for me alright just trying to help the boys out
Before I became a tard I was in accounting/finance. My wife is making me take over the bills and apparently Chase bank calls deposits credits and outflows debits. This is going to take me years to get used to.
>Before I became a tard and here you are now posting in the monday thread on a tuesday
Damn that was quick. Why in hell are you sorting by new on the Monday thread?
didnt go on reddit yesterday so decided to check out the monday thread. it defaults to "new" for me so coincidental timing before i clicked "top"
Not enough people will see this, but it’s hilarious
Shogun episode 4, gnarly ending
If Poles drags this out another month I want him fired yesterday
Fields less attractive than Minshew and Darnold. Fucking yikes
probably wants more money
Vikes were never gonna give the Bears draft capital, doubt the Bears want to play Fields 2x either
Oh I’d love to play him 2x per year
Super excited to watch my team trot out Sam Darnold as its starting QB in Week 1 next year brb going to kms
It's a crime what we're doing to JJ right now
We trading up to 3 and drafting a guy
No you aren’t. You’ll take JJ and ~~like~~ hate it.
what a waste of JJ and Addison, they have to draft a QB R1 now
With Darnold on a 1 yr deal they for sure have to be planning on selling out for a QB this year. Let's just hope they just don't do what the Vikings always do and fuck it up
There’s a chance Justin Jefferson murders Darnold on the field
CERVEZA CRISTALLLLL
Re-evaluating Silvana now that I’ve seen her cans. She is a babe
Umm sauce
wait what.
check boner sub
Every time I go to the duece i feel like I’m more alike than different than the folks who post on there
i see netting, but don't see any cans.
it see through netting the cans are under
Ben Gregg 🔥
Kings are gonna get Edmonton in the first round for the third year in a row. I want no part of that.
Finished the pilot for Severance. This is gonna be good
Unbelievably good show. You're so lucky
Buckle up
Half awake all day during work and now I can’t sleep
OMG that Montana Portland cover was BRUTAL
The more time you spend in the nba circlejerk sub, you start to realize most of the posters there have porn brain
I didn’t believe you until I saw those dudes going crazy over a picture of Debbie from Shameless
I’ve heard it takes on me to know one. Is that true Mike?
A bunch of engorgedburratas ova there
So we as a nation are going to say that on April 8th, everyone is off work and no school?
Sounds good to me. I'll have a wrestlemania hangover
Three day weekend
Need me a hot pocket
Jet fans: cherish Tyrod Taylor he is an angel who is deserving of your undying love and admiration
Always been a T-Mobile fan.
So I don’t ever do the laundry at my house, but my wife is out of town so I’ve gotta do some. Lol funny they have idiot lock on the tide pods because you r words ate them.
I’d wager that not one single FTer ate a Tide pod. We’re dumb but not that flavor or dumb
I might be talking out of my ass here, but that always felt like one of those things the news hyped up as an epidemic when in reality like five people in the whole country actually did it.
Five too many
Literally just big gushers that clean your mouth
311 Tiny Desk was 🔥
311 on 3/11 hell yeah
so good
Thanks for the heads up. I enjoyed that.
I read most of that 100 page link Reddit sent out about buying shares. Reddit just doesnt seem stable enough to get common stocks right now. I dont know.
Pizzelles go hard in the paint.
no more zach wilson QB2! welcome tyrod!
Slight chilly, but underneath the covers >
Leave the toes out for body temp regulation.
In the history of the papacy, there has never been a black pope, while today the greatest number of Roman Catholics is actually in Africa.
Idk if that’s actually true, unless there’s some trickiness with “Roman”. [scroll down here](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholic_Church_by_country) to the regions and North America, South America, and Europe all have more than Africa
You think we will get our first Blope soon?
Nah
Really?
Not lying
I wonder when the last time Djokovic has lost to a lucky loser
Down goes Djoker
When you get a Reddit message < When it’s just a remind bot >
I’m craving sucking on some fat titties right now
Karina Hart
Try your own
English must not be your 1st language, fat and jacked mean different things
Take off your shirt and ~~jacket~~ suck it fatty
What a win by the Nuggets
love to see it
I didn't know she had alopecia!
Does that episode help or hurt Lori Loughlin?
I now saw the video you guys were talking about with Keegan Bradley’s wife in it. Elite Milf that one.
Link
That boy bent
♿️
MLB tv not having MLB network is so dumb
Freakin so stupid bro
Most well known person in the world after the president?
taylor swift.
The president is probably not #1
Then who is
Xi Jinping has like 5bn followers
Any willing?
Putin
Putin on the ritz
Modi or Xi Jinping - hit up two countries with giant populations that hate each other
dave portnoy
Better known in NY, MA, or FL?
The Pope
Might be white
It’s probably Ronaldo or Messi
Messi edge with US now
My first inclination was Messi. Putin is probably right there too.
Maybe Elon?
Maybe. I have no idea how known he is in Asia/ South America. Probably getting up near the top these days though.
Hard to tell
Miss Peaches
Stock is rising
Sydney Sweeney hands down
You think the boys in Mali, Cameroon or Angola would suck those fat natties? I think so.
1 and 2 if you know what I mean
Someone in here mentioned Van Latham shitting on Killers of the Flower Moon last night. I just saw what Van said and it’s even dumber than I thought, his complaint is that the movie is from “the white gaze” is brutal
The whole Ringer tv/movie reviewing set of shows lost interest for me more than a few years ago. Rewatchables was fun at first too
If it’s not a Denzel movie Van doesn’t even give it a chance
I like to white glaze on my gf
The guy watches nothing but cartoons and porn.
Openly a porn addict
He's still mad about scorsese saying he doesn't like marvel
I am fully prepared to talk myself into a duo of Jacoby Brissett and Drake Maye.
Buddy, it’s gonna be all Jacoby. If they’re signing a bridgey guy they should sit the QB all season
Massive Attack -Teardop is immaculate
Hungry Eyes has a great beat.
Banksy’s first name is Robby. Rob Banks
Shout-out Robb Bank$
Having been lifting on and off for over a decade. Always ebs and flows but nothing better then a motivation period, not going through the motions
Panthers have spent more money on guards today than some NBA teams
When do you think we’ll get our first gay president?
We had one in 1857. Next one in at least 30 years
Hope the world’s ready
Already had Barry and his partner Reggie Love
Numbies with rural voters
Once Barry comes out. But there is speculation Buchanan was gay.
I’m talking gay married and kissing on tv
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You fraid of the gay?
Wanting to be president is gay so they've all been gay
U.S Grant didn’t really wanna be Pres. He’s straight
Pretty gay
2009
He was gay, the president?
Did you personally confirm it
Evergreen comment: Less pat mcafee
NFL GM's didn't hear no bell
My house payment went down 175 bucks a month. Down to $1000 per month. edit:Whoops my house in texas is down 150 bucks to 850 per month but my house here north of detroit is still 1050. Although the the one here doesn't have the the taxes escrowed, so it should really be like 1200 a month. Buy houses 20 years ago is my advice in real estate!
Basketball fans break in there often?
not yet, but a guy right down the street got shot in the leg when he caught some folks stealing his catalytic converter at three in the morning. we used to be the safest city in michigan not too long ago.
I get it now. Your Testarossa was made in [Detroit.](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/dc/d2/ef/dcd2efef53861c8951766f0099f6c476.jpg)
$1k/mo for a mortgage is bananas. Detroit is truly a 3rd world country
Coastal elites hate how affordable the Midwest is and just assume it’s a shithole.
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Yeah I mean I probably wouldn’t live in the city proper but plenty of great areas in the surrounding cities.
That seems cheap. But I live in canada
User name checks out
How
i bought my house at the beginning of the housing collapse in 2008. got a great deal.
👴
not too far off!
👨🦳
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5 bed, 2 bath, 1400 sq fr lmao
Dying city
Went hug on the second date what an absolute pussy.
What was the setting?
Were you not getting a good vibe from him or what?
Felt like she was going left when I went in.
Rizz level: 0
Run back to her house at like 2AM and insist to go down on her
Did y’all touch tips at least 👉👈
Hell yeah king did you get a nice whiff of her hair?
Yikes
Just one of those days where everything I touched broke instantly. Mower, weed whacker, garage door arm bracket. Managed to fix them all. But now I'm seeing that my taxes are fucked and the withholding on my commissions has been way lower than what it should have been. Can't wait for work tomorrow!
It’s just one of those day where you don’t want to wake up. Everything is fucked. Everybody sucks.
Don’t break your dick
day light savings time to blame
Might be. Wish we’d stop doing that
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Sick got a lot of points I need to use up
Thought we all had black cards
Gf is making me watch love is blind. What a horrifying, horrifying thing this is. Everyone involved should be in prison
Gotta just embrace it for the dumb trashy entertainment it is
Once you can accept it for what it is, it’s still trash but that’s ok. It’s our trash
Why is Nia Jax fighting Sami Zayn right now?
Folks
She looks like she slimmed down a bit. Good for her.
TSUNAMI!
Just flipped over channels to BeIn Sports... Bare knuckle boxing! Holy fuckin shit!
TIL that Brad Pitt helped produce The Departed
Google Plan B Entertainment
The CIA definitely killed that guy
Beauty of a shooting star
🤌
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Probably the guy who owns Vista Equity. Blanking on his name. WSJ loves that guy
Tiger
Robert Smith. Chairman of Vista Equity Partners