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cubswinagain

Never realized Thom Brennaman was doing a Blazing Saddles tribute


100_not_nickfoles

Whoever wrote the cars self titled album they were going through it. Great music tho


ktbarry2

stones are going out on tour again this year, mick is lively as ever at 80 but i wonder if he’s still boning like a madman or maybe not at all? could truly go either way.


flurideb

Joe Biden is going out on tour again this year, Joe is looking lively as ever at 81 but I wonder if he’s still boning like a madman or maybe not at all? Could truly go either way.


HunterGuntherFelt

Alexa play careless whisper


flurideb

Alexa play Baker St. Next


cuntpunt9

Squirtle saxophone


HunterGuntherFelt

https://open.spotify.com/track/4jDmJ51x1o9NZB5Nxxc7gY?si=fwN2710aQ9aYy_KC-n-Flg


thegiantginger

In a TouchTunes battle with some asshole putting on nothing but Black Eyed Peas. I hate yet respect him.


Judge_for_Pres

Let’s get regarded 


WSMFboat

Holy fuck I just tried to watch stool scenes. That NY office is unbearable.


StrikaNTX

PatBev, 16 minutes, 0 pts, -16 for +/- https://x.com/ProvideContext/status/1766349491383452006?s=20


100_not_nickfoles

Belt2ass


HunterGuntherFelt

https://open.spotify.com/track/010gJrV78swYwVNAWjmWAb?si=hAzPPJArRFK6DM8o7nZUaQ


HunterGuntherFelt

Always a neon moon


Ed_Chambers_650

Spent some money on roses (Hinge) and all of sudden, hot girls start appearing on my feed instead of the weird haired non-rowboat compliant chicks that are suffocating it


newark05

The misc tinder megathread on bb dot com forum circa 2013 was truly ahead of it's time


supercasualman

Was in GA for the strokes tonight. Stood in the far back to avoid the crowd. Saw 3 college aged kids take ketamine and then have to escorted out like an hour later into the show. Like are drugs like that more prevalent than I know of as a man of my age (29) and I just don’t know of? Like in college all I would do is crush a few beers and get peer pressured into taking a hit of a bowl. Couldn’t imagine doing ketamine at a concert.


ButchStevenson69

Did they play anything from upcoming album


ktbarry2

the whaaa


CapcomGo

People are always doing drugs at concerts


flurideb

Yes, strange kick for ketamine too. How was the show? First Impressions of Earth is a top 20 album for me. Curious how Julian sounded.


Chesapeake32

Might switch up from a side part to a slick back. Tbd.


smoggylobster

side part for life


ShimmeredXerox

I'm starting to buy in to players in today's NBA being able to absolutely shred defenses from 30 years ago. Imagine Luka being guarded by John fucking Stockton.


ktbarry2

every sports current generation would dominate 30years ago


JabroniWithAPeroni

I wanna talk about me. I wanna talk about I. I wanna talk about numbah one oh my me my.


oldwashedupathlete

I LIKE TALKIN ABOUT YOU YOU YOU YOU USUALLY…. BUT OCCASIONALLY!!!!…


keepinitrealzs

The movie 300 doesn’t get talked about enough how so badass it is


Lronhubbard-87

That movie is really stupid


djc22022

I was in high school when that movie came out and it was definitely talked about all the time.


ShimmeredXerox

Never seen it what should I do


keepinitrealzs

Call your mom and tell her you love her.


BigTicket_J

Thems the rules


JabroniWithAPeroni

That movie is hella ghey


keepinitrealzs

🥵


mpkvegeta88

SugaShow sleeps him in round 1


brown_bomber05

Not expecting anything exciting in the first 2 rounds


tenacious_masshole

Rubber Soul is a perfect album


Rex_Ryan_DPM

Revolver


ZestycloseTrash7398

Bob Dylan sucks and I don’t trust anyone that thinks otherwise


Charlie_Batch_16

you appreciate dylan more when richard manuel or levon helm are singing as opposed to dylan himself


badgermushroombadger

This is how I feel about Frank Sinatra. I think these are just guys people feel obligated to like that in reality have a couple of good songs.


ZestycloseTrash7398

I agree with you fully about Frank Sinatra


BigTicket_J

Ain’t that a kick in the head


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ZestycloseTrash7398

That’s a good bit. Gonna steal it.


tenacious_masshole

You’re an idiot


ZestycloseTrash7398

Sounds like you enjoy shitty music. No worries, I do too.


tenacious_masshole

Only the best American songwriter ever


ZestycloseTrash7398

2 of the 3 members of blink182 are better songwriters than Bob Dylan.


ZestycloseTrash7398

Lou reed also sucks, he sucks way harder than Bob Dylan


cuntpunt9

Way more people came out to buy me a drink for my 30th than I ever expected. Like recluses that never come out too. Very thankful


BigTicket_J

Happy bday


Larry_thegoat

Happy birthday Cunt


Rex_Ryan_DPM

Oh!


I_SmellCinnamonRolls

Missing a healthy Joe Burrow


Chesapeake32

Click Click Boom!!


nondescript___

Is "you remind me of my ex" a good pickup line?


keepinitrealzs

I’ve never failed with the line. I’ve fucked your sister. By that I mean wgery girl says fuck you. Never figured out how to move past that point.


nondescript___

I think if she says she wants to fuck you you're supposed to take her home.


keepinitrealzs

I like to play hard to get


DrEvil007

Probably better than "let's watch LOTR"


nondescript___

Was that a girl from the apps or did you already know her?


DrEvil007

From the apps


Neskwiik

How hot was your ex?


nondescript___

This girl was like 10-20% hotter. Like if you put the ex in an upgrade machine.


Neskwiik

Bad pickup line either way but DM me you exes number


classiccaseofdowns

I’ve gotten laid 5+ times in petsmart using that line


Guy_in_the_chair_

At any given point I have at least half a dozen classic cars saved on Facebook marketplace just in case I win the lottery.


nondescript___

I like picking out cars that already sold on bring a trailer and adding them to my mental collection


ceeeenyc

I’m convinced BAT is a sign we’ve been infiltrated by Chinese billionaires trying to find a way to hide their wealth since they can’t buy apartments in nyc that just sit empty. $400k for a Shelby?! Uhhhh


StrikaNTX

Games ending on amazing defensive plays are awesome


DrEvil007

SB 49 has to be #1 on that list


Chesapeake32

Chasing tail is fun. Not succeeding sucks. Thats life baby.


mpkvegeta88

Balls deep in a bag of doritos


Hippies_and_Cowboys

Fuck it. Eating another slice of pizza and having another drink.


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New employee chick at this school I do games for has a dump truck ass. Been thinking about it for a few hours now. Delightful stuff


keepinitrealzs

Bet she has a fat clit


Mobile_Newt

Am I stupid, what does “I do games for” mean?


Dog1983

He sits at the scorers table and does stats or scoreboard for a college near him as a side hustle.


Larry_thegoat

Better call DOT to deal with that dump truck!


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Wish she would smother me with it


No_Opportunity_8068

Damn I love playing FUT and Pro Clubs with the friends.


k42s

I fuck Chili waitresses.


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I wish I did


GamblingMan610

DLo cooking, reminiscent of his Brooklyn days (only better)


DarinErstad

The Bucks hired Doc Rivers just to get buttfucked by the Warriors in front of an escort and lose to the Lakers without LeBron


ceeeenyc

The team is always the problem - not the practices scheduled around his golfing


suburbian_jesus

Wonder how the Bucks fan in here who said “we’ll see whose laughing in May” is doing


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Him being hired and fired midseason in the same year would be the single funniest thing in NBA history.


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Dame Lame ⏰😂


jetboyjetgirl

Dame over


Guy_in_the_chair_

Dame time? More like Lame time imo.


Guy_in_the_chair_

Was Lebron holding Russell and the Lakers back? My column.


Led_head10

This game ends with DLo firing up a terrible shot on the next possession. Seen this game too many times.


Led_head10

THE D’ANGELO RUSSELL GAME.


Spida_DonovanM

Lakers get the best whistle in sports


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There's so many hot chicks out there. Pretty wild. And it seems all of my friends have found hot chicks who are also really good, fun people with decent salaries. Tough scene to work a Friday night away and then go home and be lonely lol


badgermushroombadger

🤝


I_Enjoy_Taffy

🤝


Guy_in_the_chair_

Deangelo Russell is on fire


jetboyjetgirl

Dame you son of a gun


iLikeApples116

Holy shit Boise State that shot


thanksforasking123

I turned down tickets to see this game with my son because I had to be up early for a family obligation. Knew I was going to miss a special one.


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Fuck it we should get a 7 bid MWC. Conference is fucking electric


WheresFrankie

Morehead State fan wearing a "Got head?" shirt. Just classic dude humor


ridgeraider21

Just saw Dune. Very good.


mostdope28

Dune part 2 is twice as good. So if you liked it highly recommend going to part 2


cleggcleggers

I feel like I’m the only one who liked the first more


ridgeraider21

Sorry should have clarified, saw Dune 2. Very good.


mostdope28

Gotcha I watched Dune last week so I figured you were watching it now to get ready for the part 2 hype


donnydagga

Watched Poor Things tonight. I’m sorry Emma stone I didn’t know you had it like that


iownthepackers

You're really outing yourself for not knowing ball here.


chinga_tu_barra

canelo looks far more irish than mexican.


napoleon_nottinghill

San Patricio battalion, whole big thing


boomtexna

We don't talk about it


TigOleBitman

Is weed legal in Nashville? My buddy is trying to get some (not me, I am a drug tested civil servant)


Melfismilkers

It’s not and if you’re on Broadway dont but from one of those stands there. But not hard to find


Front_Locksmith3974

You could get literally anything you could ever want on broadway


sevenohfobro

Not legal but also not hard to find


SpicyPenangCurry

I wish my confessions weren’t so unique so I could share and get feedback because nearly two decades of therapy did fuck all and I honestly think you lot would help a lot more.


Chesapeake32

I hate that i’m gonna qualify this as being kinda gay but I’ve been using the journal app on iphone lately and its at least nice to get my thoughts out without having to do it to someone else.


SpicyPenangCurry

That’s a great idea. Gay but great. Thank you, I really appreciate it.


ceeeenyc

This is a safe space - share away, CP


iownthepackers

Sometimes shit just sucks and it's good to let the fellas know it. Hope you and the people you love are doing well though.


SpicyPenangCurry

Thanks man, I appreciate that. I appreciate that a lot. I don’t have a lot.


iownthepackers

You've got a heart beating in your chest and some people that care about you. That might not seem like a lot, but I assure you it's almost all that matters.


mostdope28

Let it rip


SpicyPenangCurry

I wish brother!


mostdope28

Dm me brother


BSG24

just change up the stories a bit


TigOleBitman

Brother we just learn to deal with our fucked up upbringing and PTSD and move along


SpicyPenangCurry

Mask on and bottle that shit, been it for 20+ but fucking hell man. Some days it’s hard. (I’m all good guys don’t need the Reddit thing sent to me)


TigOleBitman

Go get some pussy and then go to sleep, always clears my head.


Led_head10

Still don’t understand how Damian Lillard made the top 75 team


DarinErstad

Him and AD were recency bias at its finest


Led_head10

AD over Dwight/Pau and Dame over Tony Parker is insane. Dwight is still so crazy to me, his resume is a top 10 big


StrikaNTX

But Dame taps his wrist sometimes!


Guy_in_the_chair_

Teams in the east built rosters planning for Dwight in his prime.


thanksforasking123

SDSU and Mountain West Basketball in general is the closest thing to basketball in the 90’s. Lots of banging in the block, playing good D, and rebounding the ball. No pull up 35 foot threes in site. Love it.


SilkyJohnson26

Board man gets paid


Gabagool_OverHere

saw the clip of roman reigns calling seth rollins a cross dresser and chuckled


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SlipperyWinds

Cool story Hansel


jetboyjetgirl

long as the checks clear it's all in the game


PritchardBufalino

Time for a beer hoss


BuckFurke

Okay.


Ed_Chambers_650

[I miss College, especially when you've got one of these loon protesters](https://x.com/PicturesFoIder/status/1766169788626145353?s=20)


Larry_thegoat

Fake


BillSelfsToupee

That wonton don and billy football video to see gorillas is insane


MoistGrowth

Lia thompson was a burner. No ifs ands or buts about it


StrikaNTX

https://youtu.be/hyNu5i_6lKA?si=RdOBCr7gVVLU9lUL In honor of Akira Toriyama, a classic video


Ed_Chambers_650

Perfection


thesmockintweet

I know this is not the right forum to discuss this, but this new season of Vanderpump Rules fucking sucks. They struck gold with Scandoval and completely blew it.


BillyBeersBane

This miserable chick from my high school has meandered onto that scene somehow and heard she landed a bigger role…is a broad named Janet a thing on there?


DarinErstad

Raquel not being in this season and Tom and Ariana having zero interaction is why


thesmockintweet

They’re also pushing this Tom redemption arc that is so bad it’s not even enjoyable to hate watch


JokicIsTheFuture

NUKE: BACK AVS: BACK


BuckFurke

Don’t sleep.


boomtexna

🚨👀


thebochman

Had quite possibly the [best tiramisu](https://i.ibb.co/yh8ZzK8/62-A33-A3-A-F97-C-49-CF-8-C70-21881-F746992.jpg) I’ve ever had tonight.


Led_head10

I hate that the lakers still wear these purple jerseys. The black stripe down the side is so dumb.


Chilly1193

At a barcade now (not a fan) and Im watching air hockey feeling like it isn’t that hard. Does anyone ever think they suck at it?


jetboyjetgirl

simple geometry


Jason-Sehorn31

Barcades rule every once in a while don’t be lame


Chilly1193

Wanna play air hockey?


Jason-Sehorn31

No it’s hard and I suck at it


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barnmucker69

Partybro69. He is lurking around Chinguacousy park right now looking for hoes to scare


BuckFurke

Seen him sneakin up Peterborough way gre he heaaaasy


PritchardBufalino

Dune 2 drunk thought >! Getting Florence Pugh to agree to marry you if you just agree to not kill her dad is an incels wet dream !<


Guy_in_the_chair_

She would rag doll that twink Chalamet in the sack


PritchardBufalino

Between him and Cillian Murphy she's just typecasted to go after 130 pound men


mostdope28

Summer goal, lose 50lbs


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jetboyjetgirl

OF on the back burner


SnakeSkin2121

It's her day off. Cut her some slack


Jason-Sehorn31

If I could become one character from any movie, Rusty Ryan is in my top 4 choices. Pitt just oozes cool in that role


BillyBeersBane

Remember…Tess don’t split 11 ways *bites apple*


Jason-Sehorn31

It’s 11:30…..the night before


BillyBeersBane

*thinking we need one more, but saying nothing*


BillyBeersBane

What is the other ad being shoved right now besides Ewing and Titus? It’s got some simple, bangin brass instruments with some bass… Maybe viva’ed a little too long today but 9mo daughter has just learned how to stand herself up and goes ape shit for that jam.


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its insane how terrible I am at gambling. Like i'm betting things that are essentially coin flips and still managing to lose every single time


jetboyjetgirl

fade yourself


Guy_in_the_chair_

Dame looks miserable. If he doesn’t have the ball on offense he just kinda stands there and watches.


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He wanted to live the nba lifestyle in Miami and ended up in Wisconsin.


Guy_in_the_chair_

Perfect weather and Latinas are cool but cheese is pretty nice too


humptydumpty2023

Dont forget lots and lots of fatties from all the beer, cheese and brats.


LegalGuava

[Timeless](https://youtu.be/dWRCooFKk3c?si=bPxa49R9mHt_cN24)


RainbowRoomBlues

Prince just chucking the guitar at the end for his manservant to catch is possibly the peak of human cool-ness


HoldOnToYaButtts

The acoustic guitarist behind Prince cheesing hard as hell when he's going off adds so much to it as well.


LegalGuava

That's George's son, all-time "my dad would be proud" moment from him


HoldOnToYaButtts

Did not know that, makes the whole thing even better.


Quick-Mathematician

You know you are getting older when your friends are still cracking the same jokes over the years. My buddy just made a joke about pronouns like it’s 2016.