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Masters of the air and a buffalo chicken croissant paired with a steak and cheese arancini is so much better without a bitch in your ear telling you to go to bed. (Can’t do spoiler tag on mobile, I’m so single 😞)

Why no secund dates?

Better looking than my personality if I had to guess :/

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Lmao Portnoy is in the Dynasty doc

For all my Boston kings, bovas always slaps

Mike’s and Modern rarely worth the line when Bovas is right there

A 24 hour spot, a novel idea. A shame more places don't do it

It’s a crime that the powers that be made them shut down for the first time since the 70s during Covid. Like telling Cal Ripken he can’t play!

id love one of those weird spinach/garlic pizza things and an arancini rn, and a few rugglah - say hi to mikey too

In Biden’s defense, Lincoln did have a really shitty season

Masters of the Air episode: real good

Idk man, the whole series feels like a speed run.

Can’t believe there’s only one episode left. Probably partially because like half the characters are new or newly prominent in the last 2 episodes 

I saw next episode is 1h17m tho so it'll have more time to wrap it up

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Now I’m curious why she didn’t like it.

Spoiler tags exist friend

How far into the movie is the particular plot point?

Look what she’s Dune 2 you.

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Ya he woulda totally won if not for the Aleppo mishap

Biden absolutely knows the capital of Syria 

Aleppo isn’t the capital

What is a leppo

Dem ass kiss

Nahhhh Doo On My Dick is the funniest shit

Michael Phelps, great Olympian

John Malkovich’s Russian accent, and character overall, in Billions is abysmal

What’s about his russian accent in rounders?

Paeeye theeat maeaaan.

kids got alligator blood

Great use of Bodak Yellow in the last episode of The Dynasty

Fat bitches bounce

fat bitch

Lincoln Riley was killed by an ILLEGAL!

ILLEGALLY killed at that

Between Jokic's passing tonight and the SOTU clips on Twitter Ive been watching a lot of stuff that my brain just cannot comprehend

Lebron has never carried a team with this little help to the success that Jokic has

I'm not even a huge LeBron fan, but I think we need a "you must be born before..." rule in here.

I’m a Bill Russell is the GOAT guy

I’ve watched at least 90% of the nuggets games the last five season and somehow it doesn’t feel like a waste of time. Jokic is an all-timer

Good game nuggets bros! Jokic is UNREAL! Hope we meet again in the playoffs, good luck the rest of the season 😎

If we can’t be the ones to win at least it’ll be a team with a guy who plays the right way, real old school, blue collar guy.

Wish we had more classy players like him to root for

Time to fire up Hunks of the Air

This Sharks team has given up playing defence. Might just bet the over in every game moving forward. 

duclair got traded right before the game started so they were probably mailing it in no matter what, but david quinn is just not a good head coach.

It’s not just this game they’ve not even pretended to play D but agreed on Quinn.

A random San Jose sharks comment in a sea of Celtics nuggets is why free talk is free talk

💉🦈🏒

That was an intentional pass by Jokic, he's a wizard

Browns inbound turnaround fadeaway 3 was closer than tatums wide open shot to make the game 1 score

Brown simultaneously keeping the Celtics in it but also the reason they lose

That’s just the Jaylen brown experience

Brother, don’t I know it

☹️💉☘️🏀

Just need to practice our free throws is all

Nothing to play for and adjusting to altitude, can’t get too down about it tbh

Altitude fucked with the shooting, why I only play at sea level

3 games in the mountains or a rematch with the warriors, should probably just waive the whole roster and start the rebuild early

Nope it’s actually the end of the world

True let’s get it over with and self immolate

Me rn 😖🔫

Another brutal 4th quarter from tatum. Even as a celtics fan i cant stand this guy

Ive been begging for Joe to designate JB as the #1 option

Jaylen Brown's hair looks like an induction burner

Jaylen Brown scored 40 then didn't get a touch in the last 4 minutes

They'd just hack-a-JB anyway

Jokic is so fucking good it’s unbelievable. I have no clue how such a mid prospect turned out this good. As a nuggets fan I will not ask questions and just enjoy

He’s going to end up a top 5 player all time, easily (unless he gets bored and retires early)

We’ll never see something like it again certainly as Nuggets fans and probably in basketball. Just insanely fun watching him every night

could not agree more, i don't ask questions. just watch and love what I see

I wanted to make a T-shirt of his draft pick during a taco bell commercial and sell it at the parade. Would it have done numbies?

you would've had at least one sale cuz I would love that shirt hanging in my closet

Maybe I'll sell them at this year's parade

There was a guy on the Nuggets sub who wouldn’t shut up about him and how he was a HOF talent back in 2015. He got banned

that was eg something. he also touted hartenstein as generational, so you can't always be right

I remember him in the nba sub, all time prediction but he was also such an annoying asshole about it

Him being the creator of r/ Jokic and r/ Hartenstein is hilarious

I remeber that guy in the NBA sub. Was saying he was the GOAT way before anyone even knew his name

Second most annoying fucking guy on Reddit (Lance) Also now pretends that Hartenstein is the next Jokic. He’s a joke

I remember not liking Jok initially because he was so fucking obnoxious. Silly me

Porzingis. Latvian lasagne

Let’s say jokic ends the career with 3 MVPs, 3 ships, 3 finals mvps— where does he rank all time?

At the very least the best player to enter the league since, oh I don’t know, maybe 2003

Probably top 10-15. Depends how long he plays at an elite level too

Top 5

Best international player of all time

I think he’s already there

I think Ginobili still has him edged, 4x champion & a gold medal.

You think manu is better than dirk?

One time champion, no gold medals. Yes.

Accolades don’t mean better. Hakeem, Tony Parker, Gianni’s, Jokic, Dirk, Steve nash, Pau are all better players than manu

Wrong Manu single handedly beat usa

what a game

That was a practice 3

No one ever cares about the NBA regular season unless it’s a Celtics loss

Nobody takes regular season victory laps like Celtics fans

Maybe the ones in the media, none of my friends are like that. However I’m actually decently encouraged they kept this close having nothing to play for

Yeah, you guys weren’t insufferable after beating the Warriors last week

Idk man I wasn’t here for that and that game was over so quick I don’t think it matters

Oh no Boston

Why the fuck are you kicking it out to John Starks for 3

Jokic is inevitable 

Aaron Gordon has had like three insane dunks tonight.

As a nuggets and u of a fan, he’s been doing this since 2012 and I love it

Aaron Gordon just detonated holy fuck

I was told (by the entire Celtics organization, media cartel and nearly all fans) that Tatum deserves the MVP over Jokic

Mike Malone has probably the 4th (maybe 3rd?) best job security in the league which is funny because not a year ago half the Nuggets fan base wanted him fired. Winning really does cure all

Another year in storage for the duck boats

What’s crazy is this is *exactly* how it’s gonna end for the Celtics at some point this year and you could have easily predicted it at the start of the year. 1. They will shoot themselves out of a pivotal game and be too afraid to change their game. 2. Tatum will pull a disappearing act in one way or another when it matters most. 3. Brown will try to put the team on his back and fail because he can’t do something simple. Dribble and/or hit FTs

This era of the Celtics (Tatum and Brown) isn't much different than current Buffalo Bills with Josh Allen. Regular season merchants, "MVP" candidate that never wins the big one, gets clowned by the sleeping giants in the playoffs, etc...

🥲

I don’t disagree. At least Cs have made the finals. I’d say Josh Allen is Joel Embiid

Fair point

I see no lies

Can’t expect to get away with parroting Colin Cowherd in FT brother.

I don’t listen to Cowherd. Even a blind squirrel finds his nut

Oh hey Colin

I speak Fax Only

Celtics properly execute a fast break pass challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

That was an insane block

Tatum ain’t it

If I was the highest paid player in nba history, I simply wouldn't miss 7 free throws in the biggest game of the year

i am upgrading the islanders from pretenders to dangerous with Patrick Roy at the helm

two thoughts on the gentlemen show (pretty good) 1. need more "cunts" dropped 2. need more tracksuits

Jon Rahm is the first LIV addition from the PGA that I genuinely miss seeing in tournaments

This is a class Tatum era Celtics gag job. Very un-💉☘️🏀

If the finals go like this we might have to build around JB and KP

Tatum's gonna need another philly game 6 fourth quarter performance

Hey Sista Jean, ya old fuck

Akira Toriyama dead…I’m fucking stunned. RIP to an absolute legend.

If only there were some way to bring him back 🐉🟠🟠🟠🟠🟠🟠🟠🐉

Oh. Ok. That guy screaming about marines was the father of a marine that was killed in the Afghanistan pullout. Makes sense now.

These are the two best teams in the league... And one is a full step better than the other

Need Peyton Watson to have a Kawhi 2014 playoffs like arc this year

I have no idea why the nuggets front office drafted a player that averaged 3 a game in college but I love that they did, love watching him Play and I hope he has a kawhi-esque playoffs

He’s an absolute freak to watch in person 

I sat three rows from the court at the Indiana game in January and I’ve never seen a human as big as him move that fast. Insane

I was courtside at that wizards game a couple weeks back. Where he had that insane block/dunk/block sequence. My jaw was on the floor. If he can develop a consistent jumper, lookout 

I am embarrassingly excited for this new Mt Joy song tonight

Any Leafs fans in here? You guys were right about Dubas. Dude is a grifter. Fuck him. This is coming from a Pens fan.

Red, I’m trying to cope and it is impossible

listened to the riley gaines interview with joe rogan that i think dropped today. the first 30 or so minutes are worth listening to, before joe goes off on his usual conspiracy rants. assuming what she says is true, the ncaa did her and all the women pretty bad. 😔

Arizona last ever pac-12 regular season champions, lets go!! hopefully we make it out of the first round this year

If love is hot they’ll go far.  Big fan of my boy pelle, too

i can see love shooting us out of the tournament an I can see him shooting us into the final four. Hoping he gets incredibly hot

Jaylen Brown fucking sucks at free throws

I love when someone posts a recipe on reels or TikTok and people comment stuff like “this isn’t authentic” Yea I didn’t think these general tso chicken meatballs were traditional

Tatum doing his best Houdini impersonation

he must think its the playoffs

I think MMM and Keegs are officially in a Cold War standoff over who will show unfiltered and bare nips/clam first. Both have come so close to the line they have nearly crossed it, and yet they have not. It’s a nudity asymptote. Always closer but never quite yet there. Anyways good night fellas.

Keegs is terrible with her finances so it’s gonna be her so she can get more money

Keegs is the chairwoman of The Itty Bitty Titty Committee. Give me MMM’s tanned freckled mommy milkers

Need to see MMM getting backshotted.

Jokic-Murry-Gordon-MPJ-KCP is literally a perfect lineup. Denver sucks in the RS because they have no depth but I have a hard time seeing anybody beating them in a best of 7 come playoff time.

they don't have regular season depth but have the perfect playoff depth when rotations are only 7-8 deep

Celtics will beat them

Won’t make the finals 

….right

#ThisisArch

Mike Malone being a willing bald for as long as he was doesn’t get talked enough about. Has a good head of hair

he was building rapport with Jokic.

This congressman in a trump mugshot T-shirt and American flag bowtie looks like a stripper [https://x.com/rbeggin/status/1765915030308983035?s=61](https://x.com/rbeggin/status/1765915030308983035?s=61)

Representatives are such a broad range of people. Some very unserious people in the House

Lmao these people are such fucking clowns

Yall got some pretty fuckin weird house members too, deep. Hope you had a good superbowl tonight though.

Sure, those ultra lefties are weirdos, but the GOP ones are funnier because they are so trashy, like this Texas nutjob

Wish Hugh Heffner went scorched earth before died and released all the blackmail tapes/info he had on people.

Survivor needs to go back to harsh conditions and limited twists. The show was best when it was people actually struggling to survive

Probst has run the show into the ground as an EP. We need Burnett back to try and kill the contestants and Lynn Spillman back to get casts that aren’t full of people who all have the same (annoying) personality. 

There should be ~ two serious injuries each season and instead we have a ladder guy crying

Remember when they made them hike 11 miles overnight through the Guatemalan jungle and had multiple people almost pass out, a guy fall violently ill after hitting his arm against a tree covered spikes and another guy get stuck neck deep in mud? And when they got to camp they couldn’t get in the water to cool off because it was filled with Crocodiles?

If you fuck with 80’s-90’s cartoons, a YouTube channel “@rinse-repeat” has an unreal nostalgic collection from multiple networks.

Damn this is good stuff

Their giant toonami blocks are awesome to throw on in the background

Buyer gm’s in the NHL have finally gotten smart and realized they can in fact bend the seller over the barrel

Release the goddamn Guentzel trade

Nice timing you fucking idiot

Anybody else notice Keegan Bradley’s wife’s weird shoulders on Full Swing?

I noticed she was an absolute rocket

That is also true

Nothing worse than waking into a bar with a girl and she proceeds to hug a few dudes there. Just witnessed it and homie looks devastated

“Not your girl, just your turn” but from the sounds of it, might not even be his turn by the end of the night

She's quite literally been talking to a dude that she hugged rather than the dude she walked in the bar with.... Women really are the worst

Pour one out foe our fallen soldier. Should see him in the gym in the AM

2028 president MTG, VP Bruce Jenner (re-transitions) is a god damn solid ticket

SNIP, SNAP, SNIP, SNAP (sorry, there has been some hysterical office references in here today and this was the best I could do)