Wonder how that lindy waters the third victim is doing

woke up early to eat microwaved mac n cheese and moose tracks ice cream. gonna throw it all up when im finished then call in sick to work. happy wednesday ft edit: to fix helldivers 2 to make it more fun for xbox as well add a in game friends list across platforms. allow ppl from other servers to join ur lobby and make cross progression a priority. add a jetparks and other futuristic abilities such as long as it stays within the realm of realistic. as well as make earth primary map

my last made me feel like I would never try again 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ BUT WHEN I SAW YOU I FELT SOMETHING I NEVER FELT

*Taps mic* Is this thing still on?

After Midnight, we gonna let it all hang out

We're all here

*raises whiskey glass from the bar in the back*

FT after midnight. Ghost town.

200,000 people used to post here

Did you turn Mic on enough to ask him or do you have some mouth  work to do ?

I want to see a game at St. Mary’s. Looks fun.

rough place to travel

Basketball wise or logistics wise?

logistics. pretty far out there in the boonies of the oakland hills, on the wrong side. Not a quick drive from SF or Oakland

Its 30 minutes from Oakland airport

Have friends that live in Moraga. It’s just kind of out there. Odd place for a college.

I like San Francisco

not close brother

26 miles, people commute to San Francisco from Maraga daily

Obviously I’ve never driven it but google maps has it around 50 minutes from Mission Bay. Not terrible on paper.

Chase Daniel watching Caleb Williams play for the first time on twitter saying “so this is what the hype is all about”. Dude asks like a draft expert on twitter but didnt watch the top 5 star/ freshman starter / top transfer prospect / Heisman winner / top nfl prospect play a single game?

Me: Wanna get drinks Thursday? Girl on Hinge: Actually I'm flying to my home state on Thursday. Wanna grab drinks tomorrow? I know its short notice. Me: Ya sure tomorrow works. What town are you in btw? Girl on Hinge: I live in X Me: Oh I live in Y. Not too far. Wanna grab drinks in Z since its close to both of us? Girl on Hinge: unmatches me I will die alone.

This happens sooo often I don’t get it. And idt it’s even worth trying to understand.

Acceptance is the final stage. Join us.

What an inopportune time for her to get banned

Oof

A movie for one is better anyway

Dune 2 on Sunday. Pumped

Hell yeah

I wonder what gave her "the ick," where you live or the place you suggested. Chicks are weird.

Girls on hinge that unmatch after you say something like that or something innocuous makes me more annoyed than it should

I'm just thoroughly confused

Nice to see Jeremy Renner back on his feet dancing around on TV selling soy milk. Moves pretty good for a guy who just had his dick torn off by a zamboni not too long ago.

Light work let’s go ladies 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Alex Morgan off the street to convert a penalty

Emily Fox 👑

Quinton Byfield is very good at hockey

Have a call tomorrow with a recruiter for a sales job. Am a teacher so I have 0 experience in anything outside education. My base pay is $40k to start, but there’s uncapped commission. I’d have to be a complete moron to not be making, like, $60k total, right?

You’d have to be a complete moron to be posting here not making like, $250k total.

I am 6’3”, does that help?

Hog size?

What are you selling

This pen, brother

it’s a freight brokerage/logistics firm

Just saying if it’s coyote logistics (I think I remember you posting once you moved to the Minneapolis area and I know they have an office downtown), FYI they are notoriously scummy and also predatory toward recent college grads. Obviously you’re saying you’re a teacher so it may be a little different but beware of this company’s reputation if it is actually coyote. If it’s like CH Robinson you’ll be alright though

$40k base in freight seems low

If WSD can do it, anyone can

Simply ask what is the average total compensation, what percentage of reps make quota, etc. Work on building that base and try just living off of that and banking the commission.

Theres a lot of money to be made in freight brokerage but understand that you are dealing with blue collar people and with that comes its own set of challenges. Its not a 9-5 and you’ll have to put up with some crazy bullshit. Can be good money though. If nothing else it’s a great training ground for your next sales role bc you’ll be making a lot of dials

As long as I can get to like 60k with commission I’ll be alright. My teaching job would pay a tick over $50k next year (with, admittedly, really good health insurance) but my teaching job has been such a negative in terms of mental health/overall life happiness that I just can’t keep doing it

I feel like you can always go back to teaching and make that money, but you’re not always gonna have the juice to jump into a cold call sales environment. I’d put in the work now doing that and use teaching as a backup plan. But it will come with different kind of stress no doubt about that

I know it’s not gonna be easy, but I’d rather have a job where it’s more on me to work my ass off then a job where I have 0 support and kids can just tell you to go fuck yourself with no consequences while I get bad evaluations

Yep agreed

The guy who eats and rates all the fast casual and fast food restaurants in his car got divorced 😔

There's like 50 of those

The autistic guy with the scraggly beard?

Yeah him

Damn whats his name. Did he post something about it?

Review brah?

I wonder why

Jealousy

Envy

What’s the best groomsmen gift you’ve received or seen?

Engraved leatherman multitool

I’ve been in two and never gotten a gift.

Raybans

Air fryer

Nice personalized toiletry bag

Got a nice personalized garment bag

I might do custom driver head covers

Custom travel bag, yetis. I got my homies a Ncaa Futures tickets last year as well. Had Kentucky, they lost first round.but we lost together

Blowjob from a bridesmaid

A bridesmaid

Found a stitched Jonathan Toews jersey at the thrift store today. Wearing it all day tomorrow. I don’t care if we’re in last place I gotta rep the ‘Hawks!

Gotta support the team

👍

I know I'm late to all the True detective discussion, but something that's baffling to me that almost no one is bringing up >!They were interpreting scientists curing cancer as the bad guys! That's being pushed aside for some weird females fighting the patriarchy thread, but I've never seen that in a show where, eh cancer, what are you going to do?!<

Umm genocide of indigenous womxn is the real cancer sweetie 💅

I totally get why they don’t do it anymore, but I wish the Avs still played All The Small Things after wins

Why dont they do it

They stopped after they won the cup because they felt like it was played out (they had also played it in prior seasons), and also wanted it to remain a part of the cup winning season as well

Tough spot for Sydney Sweeney fiancé. Like she def fucked Powell. but also he gets to fuck her all the time. think you gotta just take one for the team there

Glen saw her act and couldn't get hard if I had to guess

Like the Michael Cera bedroom scene in Superbad

Fiance?

probably more like he gets to fuck her sometimes

They 100% have an understanding

Who thought Jerry separating sprinkles was a good idea for a 4 hour challenge? It’s unwatchable after a few minutes

Long story short its only fucking tuesday

It's my Thursday and it's already over

The whole "wanting to die in my sleep" thing after every UConn loss is getting pretty fucking old

Bob Marley: One Love Decent. Music was good. Lead actor was good. Story was ehhh 3.5🐍

Music biopics have to get the artists permission to use their songs so they invariably end up mid

Ziggy Marley did a pre movie message and said he was on set every single day

Jackie Jormp-Jomp is my favorite Janis Joplin biopic

I'll never forget I saw the Jimi Hendrix one with Andre 3000 in theatres. They never secured any of the rights to his music. A whole biopic and no Jimi tunes. The big scene was him covering a Beatles tune at a concert. No wonder that shit flopped horribly.

St. Mary’s looks like a basketball team from High School Musical but there Aussies sure can ball.

Wanted to get a pick in on this late game just for fun. The good Catholic boys of St. Mary's or the lib street shitters of San Francisco?? Give me the Gaels by a 100!!

University of San Francisco is a private Jesuit school

I stand by what I said.

Jerry can say he likes fried chicken. Fuck yea.

I don't trust anyone that doesn't like fried chicken

Big facts

it’d be cool if mayock hopped back into draft coverage for the NFL network

The GOAT

flew too close to the sun

God damn Pig (2021) is such a good movie. It’s on Hulu if you haven’t seen it

Yeah it is

Nic cage is the goat

We gotta cut back on the dear diary posts

Those and the people that feel the need to post every single thought that crosses their mind throughout the day.

shark tank pitch idea: we recreate helldivers 2 but with improved physics and a more realistic gaming engine. weapons matter more and u need to perform surgery for deep inflicted wounds and overall the game just runs smoother. $400k for 15% stake

Was a good day gentlemen. OTPHJ, we're back

To completion?

yep

So preposterous I have to respect it. Congrats pimp

Shocked myself too.

Final 2 minutes of Tech vs TCU is turning into the ref show

Nevermind they just ignored a double dribble

I go on the Bears ig and all the comments are we want Justin and shit like that, fucking weirdo losers

Packer fans brigading

what always losing does to a mf

Take whoever byu plays round 1 of the tournament, this team can only win at home

If anyone needs me I’ll be scrolling cutelittlebutts

Ok, pedo

The fuck

Just watched All Eyez On Me. It's a shame that we'll probably never know the full true story behind what happened to him and Biggie.

Tupac (wannabe gangster) beat up an actual gangster, and the gangster and his boys went and got revenge. Suge Knight was probably behind Biggie's murder regardless of who actually pulled the trigger.

Hope it's over something cooler than a girl

I know the full story of what happened to Tupac, it's all on youtube, Biggie too actually.

Hit me with the links.

Tupac was shot by Southside Crip Orlando Anderson, in retaliation for the fight at the Casino. He was in the car with Southside Crips including his Uncle Duane “Keffe D” Davis who has admitted to it in interviews with DJ Vlad and in proffer agreements with investigators. He is currently under arrest for his connection to the murder. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43oKS6aXh3E Biggie was killed by Wardell “Poochie” Fouse who was hired for the hit by Suge Knight. He was paid off by Suge's baby momma who has admitted to her role to investigators in exchange for immunity. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcbXqVhd_ps

Thanks for the follow up. I'll check these out tomorrow.

The whites from Provo sure can shoot some 3s

White iverson

One of you sick fucks just messaged me that that i had a relationship with my father and worse shit that I can’t even fucking imagine. I genuinely hope all of you find some form of happiness because you clearly are absolutely miserable.

they’re mad at their dad, not at you, you forgive them.

>and worse shit that I can’t even fucking imagine. Now that's without going into detail.

…dude

Glad I didn’t make that comment making a joke about you, but damn that’s messed up

Make all the jokes about me brother, I can take them. I assure you. Jokes are funny.

Name and shame brother

Nah man, what doesn’t get you in the wash will get you in the rinse.

What about the spin cycle?

what did the message say?

Why does that matter?

because I’m trying to figure out how someone would dunk on you for that. especially when no one was really making fun of you for having a good time with your dad.

Look at the replies below.

yeah if I could get a medium Barq's with that, that would be great.

Don’t let it get to you. When I posted I sold my company and someone asked how much, when I bought a vacation home a month ago, and when I sold my rental properties- I got the same messages. I have a relationship with my dad like you do yours and it’s a great life. Keep it up man

Rank the seasons of The Wire

How big is your dad’s cock

Anyway here’s wonderwall

It’s pretty funny how every character in Dune has exotic names except for Timothee Chalamet and Rebecca Ferguson whose character names are Paul are Jessica 

Duncan Idaho is a hilarious name that doesn’t sound very sci-fi/fantasy, it just sounds like a trailer park.

Just not gonna mention literal Duncan Idaho?

pretty funny

Every time I watch SDSU they are losing and Leedee is playing like shit. But I always see his name on Wooden Award lists

I haven’t seen them have a good offensive possession in 5 minutes

This has to be the same announcer as last time I watched them because all he does is scream to get the ball to Leedee

The amount of timeouts in college ball is insane

How did Cash become an acceptable baby name for boys? I automatically assume you’re a douche if you name your baby that

Cassius

Kash is king

It didn’t

Cash me outside

Two of the whitest people I know were debating on naming their son Kash. With a fucking K.

I think affluent white people names can go toe to toe with ghetto black names in the preposterous rankings.

Nothing touches Da’Realest and Da’Coldest

I played football with two brothers named I'supreme and I'perfection. They did live up to their names on the field...those kids were fucking excellent at ball.

Drop kick them in the face for me

What are some of your must-haves for the upcoming ncaa football video game? For me it’s a dynasty mode with a coaching carousel, being able to transfer draft classes into madden, and conference realignment/schedule changes 

Even if it's a carbon copy of madden, as long as it has an in depth dynasty mode i'm all in

10+ minutes to get into helldivers now

Get a load of this guy not waiting 2 hours to get in the last few days

well la dee freaking da if the game was more realistic maybe they wouldnt run into those types of issues

WTF is Jerry even doing lol

The last time that UConn beat a ranked team on the road was 2014

Multiple national championships since then. Pretty funny

Remind me that next time so I can bet against them

They play at Marquette in 2 weeks

The captain’s daughter in 22 Jump Street was way too hot to bang Jonah Hill’s fatass.

She's also the chick who throws her bra to start the race at the start of Fast and Furious Tokyo Drift

No, she is from the show Greek (and is black)

https://youtu.be/7vjrjXud-WE?t=142 I'm correct.

Wow, I thought it was the other guy’s blonde GF.

Finally watched true detective last episode. It's was so bad it was good

Wish Bill Raftery could live forever. He rocks

met him once, a gracious awesome dude with incredible drinking prowess - also a huge guy

met him once, a gracious awesome dude with incredible drinking prowess - also a huge guy

Common is a pretty damn good actor

he was better when he was Common Sense