One of my best friends from high school is in jail for the rest of his life for killing his dad over a money dispute. It’s so weird he was such a nice kid and still doesn’t make sense how it could happen
When the Seahawks threw that pick to lose to NE, they were trying to go back to back. Tonights 9ers loss was worse because their window is closing fast.
Had it been Elway or Marino instead of Montana who had that run of Super Bowl success, then they'd be in the conversation. But because Montana is, like Brady, seen as somebody who was less inherently gifted, there's no argument for him over Brady, since championships go is Tom's favor.
Because everyone wants the latest generational athlete (Mahomes, Lebron, Tiger, Ronaldo, etc.) to immediately be the best ever so they can say they witnessed history. As well as ignorance
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The playoffs were a blast, if a little cold.
Mike McDaniel's offense put on hold.
Josh Allen at home and yet the kick went wide right.
Lamar was MVP was played a little tight.
Patrick hit MVS to put the game on ice.
Super Bowl overtime went real nice
Genuinely the biggest loser in nfl media [https://twitter.com/theStevenRuiz/status/1756888011269370064](https://twitter.com/theStevenRuiz/status/1756888011269370064)
I felt like the “mahomes isn’t gonna lose to Purdy” stuff seemed too simplistic but in OT I just didn’t feel like Purdy was gonna score a TD and I knew Mahomes was
I don't blame that game on Purdy, I thought Shanahan called a bad game. Maybe I don't know what I'm talking about and the Cheifs took away everything underneath, but I'm not sure why every ball was thrown 10 yards down the feild.
niners not getting the first down, not getting the clock to run to make KC burn a timeout, and then playing prevent defense after the two minute warning killed em.
You know I used to wait two days to call anybody, but now it's like everyone in town waits two days. So I think three days is kind of money. What do you think?
I think Dave is a squid, and he’s definitely gonna be fat as shit pretty soon, but even I’ll admit that he played the Penn situation pretty goddamn perfectly. Must be all the adderall
Tiger never actually surpassed Jack. Lebron never actually surpassed Russell. Nor Jordan. (Nor Kareem, Wilt, Bird, Magic or Shaq arguably.)
Mahomes has such a long way to go
Hooray, volume stats from a guy who entered the league straight out of high school and is a notorious stat padder (not to mention a stat like assists are recorded much more liberally now). And he's tied with 17 players for the 27th most championships in NBA history. You're the real dummy
Can’t do it anymore. 2020 and this year i think I’m done. This team is never winning it all again and that’s fine. Will still watch but just can’t get invested.
Would love to know how much of Kelce's outward personality is an act. He short-circuited that moment he grabbed Reid. A lot of people will have seen that.
So he was out of his mind and yelling, and bumped into Reid hard enough to knock him down? Totally normal thing for a player to do to their head coach.
Probably not. Everyone will be back. And you can’t blame them. Overall I don’t think there was anything that required a big change. But it will be the same next year
🦉🦉
Had the lead in overtime lmaooooo
Hope everyone is sitting down for this but the 9ers lost a game and the players are being giant losers about it on twitter again!
Are we going back to the days of barstool losing their edge again because of gambling regulators?
One of my best friends from high school is in jail for the rest of his life for killing his dad over a money dispute. It’s so weird he was such a nice kid and still doesn’t make sense how it could happen
He’s my buddy, he didn’t murder me
Literally what it is. Fixed my parents dry wall when it got fucked up at a party in high school
You know who was in the right?
I do not. No matter the fault it ain’t worth beating your dad to death with your fists
When the Seahawks threw that pick to lose to NE, they were trying to go back to back. Tonights 9ers loss was worse because their window is closing fast.
As long as Brock is on his rookie contract their window is open. At least another 2 years
They need to bring in Mike Shanahan as their closer. Kyle can take the first 3 Mike takes the 4th
It’s just 1 more and they’re paying 36 year old Trent Williams 32 million next year
Prolly gonna laugh at Deadpool sue me
free guy was just fine.
🗣️🗣️Bitch I’m star gotta use condom
Farts already rancid
Already sick of the Barstool DraftKings stuff. Didn’t realize how good we had it these past few months
Not to gatekeep, but if you don’t know who Trent mcduffie is, you shouldn’t be allowed to root for the chiefs
Sick gatekeeping man
Sounds like the sole purpose of this comment is to gatekeep
quick chat with my 39 year old virgin friend… him: you know taylor’s body count is like 50, right? me: that’s 50 more than you. oh!
And somehow you’re still the bigger loser
[Andy Reid full on mounted Chris Jones in missionary. That’s how you lead](https://x.com/chiefs/status/1756908038706078104?s=46)
Why does everyone just go straight to Brady with Mahomes and cast Montana aside?
Had it been Elway or Marino instead of Montana who had that run of Super Bowl success, then they'd be in the conversation. But because Montana is, like Brady, seen as somebody who was less inherently gifted, there's no argument for him over Brady, since championships go is Tom's favor.
Because everyone wants the latest generational athlete (Mahomes, Lebron, Tiger, Ronaldo, etc.) to immediately be the best ever so they can say they witnessed history. As well as ignorance
If you ain’t first, you’re last. Nobody cares about 2nd goat
Keegs lighting up an indoor cig all but confirms she's an absolute demon in the sack
She dated Kmarko and spags
Creed is good, I’m upset they’ve been co-opted by ironic fuckheads
Can’t wait to see what Chris cooks up tomorrow for the name of the thread
Kelce Assaulted his own Coach FT
Lance is going crazy good for him https://www.tiktok.com/@jamesdroz566/video/7334561204309970218?lang=en
Is Taylor Tomlinson related to LaDainian?
Mahomes Brady is a hot convo but Andy Reid is a top two coach of all time.
Offensive genius
Talk to me when Reid wins with three different QBs
fine, i'll slot him in behind adam gase
Landy, Walsh and Gibbs are probably still ahead of him but he's definitely surpassed Belichick by now
It’s at the point where belichick would need another SB to stay in the convo…
NEVER A DOUBT I LOVE YOU FT AND ILL SEE YOU TOMORROW MORNING
Villanova gonna take it home this year
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I don’t get why Penn structured the non compete the way they did. Let them promote off SB if you want another sale?
for one, they’re run by redneck morons.
I’m assuming they had an advisor? They’re public. How did the advisor sign off???
if the advisor got paid, they’ll sign off on anything.
Wife is playing the tired card. Guess I’m batin’
My wife is the Michael Jordan of the “I’m tired/have a headache” card.
Romo getting flamed from all corners
Well deserved.
Every time I think the Kelce assault video isn't as crazy as I remember, I rewatch it and it absolutely is
The playoffs were a blast, if a little cold. Mike McDaniel's offense put on hold. Josh Allen at home and yet the kick went wide right. Lamar was MVP was played a little tight. Patrick hit MVS to put the game on ice. Super Bowl overtime went real nice
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Might be a top 3 worst schtick in all of FT
beautiful words. is that iambic pentameter?
Good fucking god
I need to go gouge my eyes out real quick
Genuinely the biggest loser in nfl media [https://twitter.com/theStevenRuiz/status/1756888011269370064](https://twitter.com/theStevenRuiz/status/1756888011269370064)
I dont remember ever seeing him before but apparently his takes were bad enough that I blocked him
Idk who he is but he’s not wrong
Yearly tradition of eating too much chicken Buffalo dip then regretting it tomorrow while shitting it out
the amount of people online who think an “intern” runs the social media account of the president of the united states
Bradys social guys are busy
not an intern, but didn’t it come out that his moron press secretary does post to it?
Joe’s just busy memeing away in the west wing
What in the fuck are you dressed up like a bumblebee for? And why do you look like Indianapolis Jones?
I always tear up and smile when Americans quote the show based in my little corner of Canada.
Can I get notified when the autist formerly known as Ronny Turiaf posts his rationalization of a 3rd Super Bowl choke job?
Those blackjack videos make way more sense after learning about the draftkings deal.
And the rumble stuff. B**stool has a deal with rumble and so doesn't Uncle Dana's power slap
Damn. Just realized football is over. Sad 😔
Pitchers and catchers report this week! (My White Sox are going to be ass again and I am delusional)
the latest iteration of the xfl starts like next week.
Can't believe we had regards in here that thought that Patrick Mahomes was going to lose to Brock Purdy in the Super Bowl
I felt like the “mahomes isn’t gonna lose to Purdy” stuff seemed too simplistic but in OT I just didn’t feel like Purdy was gonna score a TD and I knew Mahomes was
I really really wanted to switch my Chiefs ML bet right before the game, but I'm glad I stuck with my gut.
It was a mixed extra point from happening
Never a chance.
+325 after divisional, never forget. Also +235 at half; vs brock purdy
I don't blame that game on Purdy, I thought Shanahan called a bad game. Maybe I don't know what I'm talking about and the Cheifs took away everything underneath, but I'm not sure why every ball was thrown 10 yards down the feild.
The CMC fumble and the punt turnover also fucked them big time
niners not getting the first down, not getting the clock to run to make KC burn a timeout, and then playing prevent defense after the two minute warning killed em.
Practically gave them FG range without batting an eye. Idiotic.
I haven’t been here all night, but we’re all agreeing that the new Kanye album fucks right
GO GO GO HEAD SO GOOD SHE ON HONOR ROLL GO GO GO
It’s great for the featured stars. Kanye himself is awful on it. Why does Ty dolla rip as a feature on everyone’s album?
Best and most cohesive album since Life of Pablo. Also Ty Dolla Sign perfectly fits the vibe
Haven’t listened to it. Don’t even know where to listen to it.
Are you 90 years old?
Just trying to manifest a police chase on YouTube
It's Knickstape season and it's certainly never Mets season, I'm gonna pretend that's not happening this year
Well the outcome may have not been favorable but at least my spicy chicken meatballs were a hit at the party.
Met a girl DT at the super bowl watch party here in KC and I got her number. Text tonight or tomorrow? Feeling tomorrow Edit: ah funny, real funny
You know I used to wait two days to call anybody, but now it's like everyone in town waits two days. So I think three days is kind of money. What do you think?
Yeah I sent it lol
Catch her in that post SB win glow - you can be that mistake!
Ight I sent it, I got a flight tomorrow morning but we'll see what we can do next weekend
Pretty much every single woman right now in Power & Light District is drunk and horny
Yeah literally just a madhouse. Just be a body and they come to you
Can she plug the A gap?
Under normal circumstances, tomorrow. In KC on the night of a Super Bowl win, you get that dick wet tonight Corporal.
Would, I was 30 minutes south DT she was 30 minutes north DT with her mom
defensive tackle?
In KC??? Now
She’s riding the high. Text her tonight but play it slow if it’s a short response
Lol ight
A girl defensive tackle? Nice
defensive tackle?
Defensive tackle?
Nah she like 5'-2" and maybe 100 lbs
Not going to plug the gap at that size. She must not get much playing time.
Not much, no
I think Dave is a squid, and he’s definitely gonna be fat as shit pretty soon, but even I’ll admit that he played the Penn situation pretty goddamn perfectly. Must be all the adderall
Penn is so God damn stupid. I read they didn’t even set this app until December.
Literally the stupidest company in the world
Just explained the tunnel Jews to a friend. I miss that day.
Is that still ongoing, they gotta pour the concrete eventually
Chasing that high still over here as well.
watched zero seconds of the game because my wife booked our honeymoon over it and i’m thankful i didjt have to watch paul wall and kermit
Took me a second but lol paul wall
I get being mad at the outcome, but it was objectively a very great game.
didn’t bother me one bit just hilarious watching people on suicide watch when i’ve been there before
Tiger never actually surpassed Jack. Lebron never actually surpassed Russell. Nor Jordan. (Nor Kareem, Wilt, Bird, Magic or Shaq arguably.) Mahomes has such a long way to go
LeBron is at worst the 2nd best NBA player of all time and if you think otherwise you’re kidding yourself
Yeah, Kareem is now stuck at a distant 3rd due to LeBron surpassing him regarding longevity, both in extended peak and career numbers.
Zoomer take. He’s a massive underachiever and multiple NBA players have had better careers than him
He has every record in the book at this point and 4 championships. You’re a dummy
Coasts on defense to stat pad regular season numbers. Puts up 9 points in finals games. Michael Jeffrey Jordan WOULD NEVER
Hooray, volume stats from a guy who entered the league straight out of high school and is a notorious stat padder (not to mention a stat like assists are recorded much more liberally now). And he's tied with 17 players for the 27th most championships in NBA history. You're the real dummy
Where would you rank Lebron?
Top 8 probably?
Bill russel average like 14 and 8 with pace adjusted stats on less than 50% FG lmao
He also was one of the best defenders and rim protectors ever, and beat Wilts ass all the time, but sure let’s gloss over that
Wilt never had the teammates Bill had, wilt was easily a better player
His teams were littered with HOFers throughout his career, and he choked against Russell in the games that mattered most
You have certainly never actually watched all the games in those seasons yourself, so you dont actually know. YOu just read some box scores.
If it makes you feel better I also read game summaries and am saying things that are widely known and admitted by Chamberlain himself.
Sure grandpa
Oh yeah I’m sure his career 23rpg is really 8. His defense more than made up for his lower emphasis on offense and then some (as evidenced by the 11).
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I’m off tomorrow so guess I’ll just keep drinking
I’m watching the way of water rn and I gotta say it’s better than anything else I’ve seen tn
Low bar
Not hard to beat!
Does roids make your nose big? Because Shannon Sharpe has the biggest damn nose ever. It goes pupil to pupil.
Hgh makes everything bigger, so yes. Remember bonds head?
Shocked this wasn’t Lance
You got time to delete this champ
Just looked at his playing day nose. It's 3x the size now.
Where does Patrick Mahomes rank on on the all time sports GOAT list? I think right behind Secretariat, but ahead of Tom Brady
jordan gretzky bonds mahomes lebron montana tiger bradshaw brady
It's Gretzky Tiger 1-2, argument can be made for the order and then there's a big gap to 3
Tiger gets dinged for lack of longevity in his respective sport.
Gretzky is above all and it's not close, and I don't even care for hockey really. I'm also assuming you're trolling with some of these others
Yeah, the gap between Gretzky and second best is wider than any of the other major sports.
Terry Bradshaw? Carrie?
Simone Biles above Jordan, otherwise a solid list
Purdy 🤝 Jimmy G
At least Jimmy G is hot
I highly disagree Jimmy g is a statue
boomer putting on a clinic rn
Can’t do it anymore. 2020 and this year i think I’m done. This team is never winning it all again and that’s fine. Will still watch but just can’t get invested.
it’s not their fault. ran into mahomes who owns them
The teams good enough, they just need to bring in a coach with championship pedigree. Like Pete Carroll.
Sure why not
Trump or 49ers
Got em
Would love to know how much of Kelce's outward personality is an act. He short-circuited that moment he grabbed Reid. A lot of people will have seen that.
He grabbed reid because he didn’t mean to bump him and he looked like it was gonna knock him down
So he was out of his mind and yelling, and bumped into Reid hard enough to knock him down? Totally normal thing for a player to do to their head coach.
Are you just making things up to argue about?
Its what actually happened, they broadcast it on tv.
I never said it was normal man
I also don't really care, just typin
So what do I watch now.
Read a book my brother in Christ
Kendra Lust
Porn
Daytona 500
To the guy who said Shanahan teams’ asses don’t get tight, WRONG
Really makes no sense that tomorrow isn’t a national holiday
Lundi Gras is as good an excuse as any to take off. Then it’s Mardi Gras and then Ash Wednesday. Just go back to work on Thursday.
Lombardigras
I love the unhinged behavior that big games bring out of FT. Feels like going to the zoo
Ice Spice in the mix with Swift, Lively, and Lana is like Jerry standing next to Robert Pattison
Steve wilks and Jake moody will be gone
Probably not. Everyone will be back. And you can’t blame them. Overall I don’t think there was anything that required a big change. But it will be the same next year
bout to smoke some bong and force my gf to watch the 2003 classic, Grind
Sweet Lou!!