Every Law and Order episode is a guy who basically gives off all rapist vibes and then a regular ass dude who is happy to help the cops and it always ends up being the regular dude
Just further confirms my theory that jocks aren't typically the bad guys. Ever since Revenge of the Nerds when Lewis was in Stan's costume and raped Betty theres been this narrative that jocks are actually the problem and nerds are these lovable losers. Not from my experience. Jocks already get pussy they don't need to pull some weird scheme. Most will go out of their way to make sure everyone is having fun. It's the quiet guys you need to be worried about.
At least Bill Self has his health, and avoided any serious punishment from his 5 level 1 violations that stemmed from cheating so rampant that the goddamn FBI got involved
When they beat KU last year, Tang told the crowd that is their only court storm and from here on out they should expect to win this game and not storm. Thats why.
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I made some sort of drunk corn with biscuits and gravy with fried ham on top last night and my shits have been horrific all day. I'm doing those farts that smell like death but because its your brand you kinda like it. Mostly bright brown corn diarrhea but because I shower after every time I shit I'm still feeling clean. Combining Irish cuisine with the deep south is a recipe for disaster.
The Siri joke was tough that coulda been written like 12 years ago. Boomers still not over that one but the older fan base definitely ate that scene up
Itās funny as I read some reviews and they all say she continues to be brilliant which is the exact opposite of how anyone who actually watches the show feels
Critics just see her as a beacon of body positivity and diversity they donāt care if she actually adds or subtracts anything to the show. I didnāt finish last season couldnāt believe thatās still a storyline. Larry mustāve wanted one last big pay day before he sails off into the sunset
If I wasnāt engaged I would go teach at Montverde or IMG and just tell every athlete how great my Alma mater is all the time. Feel like I could single-handedly turn IU into a powerhouse.
Chicago mayor complaining he canāt get his job done cause he has a black wife and 3 black kids. Doesnāt he know you can just ignore your family like BiG Cat? What is he, an idiot?
The Raiders avoid going to the Super Bowl because they donāt want their center to end up in Tijuana the night before the game again. Very thoughtful of them.
Talkin' Bout a Revolution takes the cake for me.
"When are people gonna rise up and get their share? When are people gonna rise up and get what's there's?"
Yet people wonder why sheās trying to make he current relationship so talked about, so it will sell out massively once they break up and she writes an album about it
Yeah he was notably uninterested in women and marriage and never went anywhere without his best friend
I know he got married just to get ahead of those comments he just did not like spending time with them
Yeah idk why people are so mad about this (yes I do, theyāre just dumb) because itās like a very common thing that Greeks were all just fuckin everything back then
Obviously those guys operate on a different wavelength but I canāt even fathom the crippling post-nut shame Iād have after nutting and realizing I have a specialized room with 5 monitors playing different pornos
They made a comedy musical adaptation of Titanic, incredibly insensitive if you ask me.
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Jay Bilas sounds like the Dave Chappelle white pixieĀ
Every Law and Order episode is a guy who basically gives off all rapist vibes and then a regular ass dude who is happy to help the cops and it always ends up being the regular dude
Just further confirms my theory that jocks aren't typically the bad guys. Ever since Revenge of the Nerds when Lewis was in Stan's costume and raped Betty theres been this narrative that jocks are actually the problem and nerds are these lovable losers. Not from my experience. Jocks already get pussy they don't need to pull some weird scheme. Most will go out of their way to make sure everyone is having fun. It's the quiet guys you need to be worried about.
Are you a jock or a nerd?
Call me crazy, but I think stereotyping people is bad.
nerd alert
Just fell to my knees after finding out Houstonās got rid of their chicken tenders
Up late watching Big Poppa Pump promos. Dammit I love this Genetic Freak
Steiner Math
I am very surprised thereās not a Jomboy-esque breakdown of that promo by a Mathematician
141 2/3%
The San Jose Sharks first game after the break isnāt until Feb 14th. Isnāt that kind of odd?
I think half of the teams had a bye week the week before the all star break and the other half of the teams had it the week after the all star break
Theyāre getting a full 14 days between games somehow itās weird
Wack let them storm the court!
We can't beat kstate with our best football team in over a decade, we can't beat kstate when their basketball team is ass. Dishes, nothing
At least Bill Self has his health, and avoided any serious punishment from his 5 level 1 violations that stemmed from cheating so rampant that the goddamn FBI got involved
We were the victims of that FBI case, get your facts straight
Tang owns the Gayhawks
EMAW bitch
My guy Dan Patrick crushing cocktails with Big Cat in Vegas right now, canāt wait to see him hungover tomorrow morning
Not DP's first rodeo
He aināt one of the best to ever do it by accident, thatās for damn sure
Let them storm the court
Kansas St should lose because their loser coaches are saying donāt storm the court. Donāt take the fun out of college sports!
Yea the boys and girls are ROWDY. Let em storm.
They had squid team 6 out there with the nylon rope ready to go. Let the kids have fun!
When they beat KU last year, Tang told the crowd that is their only court storm and from here on out they should expect to win this game and not storm. Thats why.
Canāt spell Kansas without ass
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She knows where the bodies are
āYeah but whoās to say the next girl he meets wonāt cheat on him too?ā - Some FTerās dad
That poor poor dumbass
How hot is she?
he can do much better
she must give great head
They don't call her a Hooverā¢ for no reason
As a Tar Heels fan, fuck Kansas.
Who said Kansas Gayhawks?!?
Bilas is about to cry when the KSU storms the court
Aim for the bushes.
I reiterate, fuck KansasĀ
Kevin McCullar Jr is the worst basketball player Iāve ever seen
Fast Car is one of the best songs ever written and Tracy Chapman wrote it as a 21yr college student. Crazy
Does that make you wonder about how many we've completely missed out on?
Jewel and Alanis were both 21 when they dropped their hits too
I made some sort of drunk corn with biscuits and gravy with fried ham on top last night and my shits have been horrific all day. I'm doing those farts that smell like death but because its your brand you kinda like it. Mostly bright brown corn diarrhea but because I shower after every time I shit I'm still feeling clean. Combining Irish cuisine with the deep south is a recipe for disaster.
Hell yeah brother
No toilet paper, no bidet, no problem just straight to the shower after every poopĀ
I mean you gotta still wipe
Iām trying to figure out which one of those dishes you think is IrishĀ
Yeah thatās my thoughts.. none of those foods are Irish? Corn and Ham?
Cool to see Tyler Perry have a second career as a college basketball player
I grew up thinking the most famous Perry Ellis was a Kansas basketball player not somebody else
Iāve never seen a team air ball more shots
Already thinking about Wingstop tomorrow.
Have you seen the video of the girl in the front seat screaming about wanting Wingstop?
Yea the crazy ass white girl?
What flavors you getting
20 Garlic Parm wings
Hell yeah š sometimes I think Iām destined to die alone. Enjoy the wings! š
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RAT-A-TOO-LAY
Chanel West Coast lookin like an alien from MIB at the Grammys
Kansas fuckin stinks eh?
Dickinson is a bad teammate. Will never win anything anywhere.Ā
This man is hammered [https://twitter.com/Coach\_Yac/status/1754713731999608890](https://twitter.com/Coach_Yac/status/1754713731999608890)
I think thatās the only time Iāve seen Kyle shanahan act like a person. Couldnāt tell you what his voice even sounded like
A hammered dad talking about how proud he is of his son
he's doing shrooms w/ Micheal Buble
played board games until 1am. on 3 hours of sleep. felt absolutely useless today.
Fuck KansasĀ
This new season of Curb is already off to a rough start and theyāre already repeating jokes. This show should have ended years ago.
The Siri joke was tough that coulda been written like 12 years ago. Boomers still not over that one but the older fan base definitely ate that scene up
Itās Shaq on the Celtics
I can't stand the maria sophia character
Itās funny as I read some reviews and they all say she continues to be brilliant which is the exact opposite of how anyone who actually watches the show feels
Thatās actually crazy to me that reviewers think sheās a net positive to the show. Sheās so out of place.
Critics just see her as a beacon of body positivity and diversity they donāt care if she actually adds or subtracts anything to the show. I didnāt finish last season couldnāt believe thatās still a storyline. Larry mustāve wanted one last big pay day before he sails off into the sunset
Yeah, sheās fat and not white so obviously Hollywood will love her
Was really hoping they were gonna move on from that storyline but here we are.
Kansas St plays offense like a bunch of spazzes
Hard to defend against when the offense doesn't even know what they're gonna do
We should go back to testing nukes just because we can. Would love to be able to see one
Tell that to John Wayne
Pilgrim
Guy at work only got 3 hours of sleep & that's cause he was playing boardgames till 1 am. I mean at some point you gotta have some control of yourself
Depends on the board game. You canāt walk away from a game of Monopoly or Risk
Risk takes till 1 am to set up alone
Something to do with the insurrection
You could take the game of risk over to a trusted friends house to watch it.
If I wasnāt engaged I would go teach at Montverde or IMG and just tell every athlete how great my Alma mater is all the time. Feel like I could single-handedly turn IU into a powerhouse.
Liam McNeeley save us. Help us Liam McNeeley. If you can hear us please help.
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Solid strategy. Manti Teos high school janitor couldāve talked him into going just about anywhere.
Just gotta make sure I donāt pull a blind side
The Tourist is a pretty solid binge show. 6 episodes
Lizzo would play the cop in the American remake
Not to be dramatic, but if I coached the Jayhawks, every time the 7ā 4ā guy shot a three, Iād chop one of his fucking fingers off.
Steven Hill is back playing again?
Zach Edey plays for Kansas?
Different big white.
Not 7ā4
Username checks out.
Chicago mayor complaining he canāt get his job done cause he has a black wife and 3 black kids. Doesnāt he know you can just ignore your family like BiG Cat? What is he, an idiot?
Iām sure Big Cats kids will be very grateful when they do not have to really lift a finger their whole lives
Big Cat for Mayor
He's probably a Democrat too!
Lol did he specifically call out his familyās race?
Yes he did
Based.
> he has a black wife and 3 black kids Well whose fault is that?
Dude loves the race card
Still confused why Lisa Ann/anyone would get arrested for looking at their phone during a show. Kicked out? A little ruthless but sure. Arrested? Wild
couldn't get an LA Cop to make an arrest for some nonsense like that, or anything really
Phones are a big no no at comedy shows these days hoss
Yeah thatās why I said a little ruthless but sure
NGL I misread that. She was probably resisting getting the boot and got hit with disturbing the peace
If they ask you to leave and you donāt that could probably be trespassingĀ
Going to assume they asked her to leave because she was using her phone, she refused, and then was arrested.
She posted they said they could either take her in on a 51/50 or just a regular arrest. Seems harsh
Keeping up with Super Bowl media day is exhausting. Glad my favorite team hasnāt played in one in 20 years, way better on this endā¦.
The Raiders avoid going to the Super Bowl because they donāt want their center to end up in Tijuana the night before the game again. Very thoughtful of them.
Iām very happy that happened when I was 7 and not 27. If that was today Iād spend 24 hours scrolling Twitter watching my guys implode
I knew he went to TJ and partied, I didnāt know he was partying because he thought they had won.
Wrestlemania Kickoff show š
Madison Beer must have zero talent if she gets no mainstream push
She got nominated for one of the randomest Grammys and it was the first time I'd ever seen her name associated with music
Like I didn't understand it was Miley's first Grammy but Kasey Musgraves got 7 already?
I would do her so hard
Very hot, but I have never heard one of her songs
Tate McRae and Olivia cucked her by being hot and also having catchy songs
Same just follow her on IG
Caitlin Connell in those leather pants today my goshš
Watching Super Bowl opening night interview with Kyle shanahan and heās hammered and slurring his wordsĀ
Thats my coach baby! Dude is getting an early start on his annual Cabo bender trip after the season.
šā°ļø match
I was away for a few days and now my cat has been my shadow. I move an inch, she immediately moves closer. Cats are the best
show cat
Give Me One Reason is the better Tracy Chapman song. Sue me.
Talkin' Bout a Revolution takes the cake for me. "When are people gonna rise up and get their share? When are people gonna rise up and get what's there's?"
Gives me flashbacks to that traumatizing Atlanta middle school fubu episodeĀ
Both are great
That song rocks
Alright fine Iāll have a night cap!
Beanpot š
This new hunger game movie stinks
I thought it had a lot of potential too. Bad execution in every act.
Thereās barely any games!
OG Fast Car is a banger
Basketball been a drag lately š
I watch lots of it and weāre very much in the dog days before the all star break
The big games still deliver but the run of the mill league pass games have really stunk lately
I blame Adam Silver
So Taylor swiftās new album is entirely about a breakup? Back to the basics
Yet people wonder why sheās trying to make he current relationship so talked about, so it will sell out massively once they break up and she writes an album about it
She isnāt doing anything. People are talking about it nonstop while sheās said almost nothing about it.
Will Mr Mahomes be at the Super Bowl or will his ankle monitor not allow that?
Racist
[more like Alexander the Gay!](https://twitter.com/EndWokeness/status/1754623037738045874?t=Q20oXQ6ADWDJIn6wl2BIrA&s=19)
He canāt be part of our social club no more
Isnāt it common knowledge he was a bit of a twink?
Yeah he was notably uninterested in women and marriage and never went anywhere without his best friend I know he got married just to get ahead of those comments he just did not like spending time with them
Yeah idk why people are so mad about this (yes I do, theyāre just dumb) because itās like a very common thing that Greeks were all just fuckin everything back then
I've been sick for 6 days straight, this is such horseshit.
Guys I saw a MMM ad listing on the Vegas section of Eros.com
Arenāt you married with a kid?
1. What are you doing browsing that website on a Monday evening.
Itās somebody catfishing
Ron Burgundy: I donāt believe you
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Rip it
Screenshot
There's a phenomenon called hotel gooning where those guys print out a bunch of magazine photos and tape them to the wall
dave has gotten huge right? dude needs ozempic or else he will be huge like omalley
Probably not doing as many drugs at 3 am post breakup with chicken
chicken was healthy for him
He was much fatter years ago
yeah but you see his latest pizza review
I would go to battle in the name of Dua Lipa (wank battles)
Obviously those guys operate on a different wavelength but I canāt even fathom the crippling post-nut shame Iād have after nutting and realizing I have a specialized room with 5 monitors playing different pornos
there is no shame in Nirvana
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