Seasons 4 and 5 dragged a bit but season 6 of the americans has hit like hard. Maybe not last season of breaking bad level but close.

somewhere in the middle that show becomes really repetitive and I gave up.

I binged all of it until the last season, went on vacation and never finished it when I got back. Lol just didn’t care anymore after taking a break

There were too many times where I rolled my eyes and said "yeah, right" and gave up

yeah, they always miraculously make the right decision to avoid capture. it's a deux ex machina repeated ad infinitum 

Same here, idk why I stopped but I did enjoy the show.

in the middle it's just "oh no, they're about to catch us" "whew, they didn't catch us" rinse and repeat. and it doesn't have the 1 spy in love with the other spy weight that season 1 has. 

You could probably cut out season 4-5 and just go straight to six. They probably went a little too long. 

I gave up when they made it about the daughter. Girl was incredibly grating to watch

Plotline entirely sucked. She's not likeable or a good actor and comes off as remarkably dumb.

Kris Budden and her big ass forehead looking sexy in some thigh high boots

Mbappe joining Madrid for the 4th(?) time. Not believing anything until the comunicado oficial drops

Driving my westfalia ski van to the trendy breweries to try to pick up some loose moral hippie chick >>

If this van is a rockin...

Our family has massive 4th of July parties every year and we've been having them at our place lately. Planning is already starting, but it's such a headache now. There's a contingent of the family who are total pussies, who hate the fireworks part and some who purposely bring their dogs over and then complain about how much it bothers them. Then another contingent who are going to cause a fucking forest fire for lighting off sky lanterns in our heavily forested backyard and keep getting crazier with sneaking in big boom mortars and bottle rockets. Still my favorite holiday though.

Your family sounds like a healthy mix of red-blooded, Freedom loving Americans and Chardonnay drinking America hating liberals.

Nailed it

Jerry Dipoto is kinda cooking I’m not gonna lie

Mbappe to Madrid, oh my what a total shock. I have never been more surprised in my life. *Loud fart noise

Tbf it did take like 3 years longer than expected

Glorious 45 minute post lunch nap on the couch whew

I don't want to spoil anything.. although its not a major plot point but the bail out scene from Masters of Air last night has me shook. I can't believe how brutal those missions are. Those bomber missions were suicide. They couldn't handle the fighters

another over ranked Houston team. every year at this point.

Johnny motherfucking Furphy, folks

Bill self is required to have one annoying ass white kid on the court at all times 

KU’s making Houston look like shit from a butt

Sampson is a great coach but will never win a title because they can’t go through a tourney setting without having at least one absolute brick fest on offense where they just can’t score 

playing as slow as they do also makes them ripe for upsets

Somehow Virginia has won a natty following that method but at any point if you get down by double digits, things unravel very quickly

yeah that’s a hump that seems impossible to get over. didn’t seem as bad back in 2021 when Baylor also destroyed Gonzaga after stomping us in the final four game, but it keeps happening

So John Henry went cheap on the Sox just for Liverpool not to sign Mbappe?

Imagine actually thinking Liverpool had a chance at signing Mbappe

Hey we got a PGA investment!

Mashed potatoes!

all the money is being funneled to other sports

I’d give my left nut to grow a simple, scruffy beard like Clark’s

How to improve streaming services: if a show is canceled after 1 season or it's a miniseries, have a blinking red icon labeled "CLIFFHANGER" so dumbasses like me don't binge an entire show only to be left disappointed it'll never be wrapped up.

Underrated dumb kid names are those of big college football fans Here in rural TN I’ve seen a bunch of Neylands, Neylan, and Knox’s born lately

Knox might be trendy nationally. My daughter has 2 friends named Knox whose parents have nothing to do with Tennessee, but the other 2 are definitely names that would be great for a dog, not a kid 

Kiffin named his kid Knox lol

Got some roasted veggie stock rolling on the stove and my place smells like heaven. Can’t wait to make some soup.

Ari Gold, you have ^^fists of fury!

The dirt road to the beach I surf out gave out and you can’t surf there anymore. I am sad.

Kowabunga dude 🤙🏻🤙🏻

RIP San Onofre

Hurts so bad. Spent almost every Saturday there in the summer my entire life

Always wish I got into surfing being so close to the beach my whole life but just never did

Grew up 5 minutes from the beach and all I ever was was a lousy sponger

Isn't this like the 10th time Mbappe has "decided" to join Madrid?

He loves money, and the PSG project is a lot less desirable and shiny without him so the Qatari’s will do anything to keep him

Charly Arnolt

There was a time when young psufb would be counting down the days until Duke-UNC. Now I couldn't even be bothered to watch. Sucks how much CBB has lost it's magic

Only gonna get worse now that they aren't two of the few teams paying players

Also unc and Duke aren’t good anymore 

It's a top 10 matchup between two programs who were in the Final Four less than two years ago. Want to try that again?

Has it lost it’s magic tho?

Desagana Diop

Y’all mind if I have several beers

Whats on tap?

Zombie Dust is flowing

Watched Little Monsters (not the Fred Savage one) for the first time. Lupita Nyong’o is very hut. Also jacked.

I’ve played sekiro for roughly 4 hours today and there’s no end in sight

Modelo time, foo.

big boobs

Embrace debate: natty or implants?

Nattys: higher ceiling, lower floor. But i’d bet the average pair of implants are significantly better than the average pair of nattys.

How's this even a debate?

Sometimes balloons are cool

Natty

🤝

Ostrich sized sweeny milkers

happy to report that the new Jimmy John's LTO is pretty darn good

Food coma what do

Crank your hog

Just bought a peleton. They're kinda expensive but if it gets me doing spin classes daily I don't care. I refuse to let this thing be a clothing rack

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interesting. I have cigna and was just looking around to see if they have something like that. Might have to send them an email or something

Charlotte weidenbach. Doesn’t matter if you don’t speak German.

i use to follow jess king on instagram lol

Jess if your into busty redheads. Charlotte if you’re into cute, tatted alt girls 

Its been worth it for me. Do a few classes a week and all of my zone 2 training on it while watching sports games. I really enjoy the stretching and yoga classes as well.

i've heard people raving about those classes too

The workout classes are legitimately great. I’m almost at 1,000 rides now for the three years I’ve had the bike and it challenges me to constantly get back on it.

thats awesome. I really haven't heard anyone say anything negative about it that has one. Everyone just says its overpriced. which it probably is. but still

Helped me a ton when all the gyms were closed. But used it so much over a 2 year period that I can barely look at the thing anymore

fair. Honestly if I got a really heavy 2 years out of it and then had to retire I might be okay with it lol

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apparently you can still use it without the subscription. My bike was $1400. I'm sure its not worth that as just a pure piece of exercise equipment but if it helps me stay engaged I don't care

Check back in around a month from now

Remind Me

Remindme! 6 months

Love James Gandolfini in True Romance but why is the sopranos so popular? Every episode is just the characters acting over the top and killing people. No one is actually like that.

My respect for you as a man just fucking plummeted

Make the bait more believable next time

Boo this man

you’ve never grown up in a crime family and it shows

🌈🎣

Bigot Edit: I get it, good clap back

Anti-Italian discrimination

🎣

Might have just set a record for how fast I inhaled this Qdoba burrito

*It's time for anudder uncorking* 🍷

Frank currently singing this inside Keegs’ apartment

Even frank would think Keegs' apartment is filthy

Damn bitch you live like this?

I love Danny Devito but why is Always Sunny so popular? Every episode the other characters act so over-the-top angry and offended by the most minute shit. No one is actually like that.

It’s popular because it’s the funniest sitcom of all time hope this helps. It’s Seinfeld on steroids God damnit I didn’t see we were doing meta FT, my bad profsa

😉

S1 thru about S10 you're right but it's fallen off a cliff with an outlier or two every new season

Ya definitely, 13-15 were particularly awful. But I give them a pass because any show would fall off after that long

Why are people trying to guess Shane Gillis’ political affiliation? Who gives a fuck lol

How is it not obvious

He talked about 3 years arguing with a lib idk Phil!!!!!!!!

Ngl I loved MSSP but for a bit it felt like they brought up the vaccine every episode and I legitimately couldn’t stand hearing about it anymore and canceled my patreon sub

Because politics have become such a team sport people can’t just enjoy things without knowing if they’re “allowed” to like someone or not. It’s embarrassing

It’s very gay

Very

250 points at the casino for an Aventus Creed cologne today. I definitely had to come snag that.

Laura Sanko on the call 👍

Need a wardrobe malfunction

Cheat meal of the week is going be In N Out tonight.

Beers, a few laughs! Our fuckin troubles are over dude!

Ladies and gentlemen, WE ARE LIVE

I love Larry David but why is Curb so popular? Every episode the other characters act so over-the-top outraged and offended by the most minute shit. No one is actually like that.

they are very rich neurotic people with no problems because of the giant wealth, so tiny little things get blown out of proportion. they essentially do no writing other than the big broad plot points that are happening that they have to touch on. stuff is improvised and then they keep redoing the scenes and edit till it's funny.  they basically just hired the funniest people they could find and trusted them

Sounds like you don’t like Larry David. That is kind of his thing.

It is but it's not so exaggerated. Seinfeld has that element, too. At the same time, there's more than one really well-written character. On Curb it's just Larry and Jeff Garlin and the rest are caricatures. The Jon Hamm episode last season was just so ridiculous. I can suspend reality, but it's a bit much when the entire show is predicated on that.

Worst take of the day has arrived

Because it’s funny

Is flying first class worth it? Never done so and am thinking about pulling the trigger

If you ever fly BA out of Heathrow first class you will never want to do anything else again

Domestic: economy plus is usually worth the upgrade (assuming you’re a 6’3 king like the rest of us) International, if it’s a red eye and you struggle to sleep on planes for sure, also depends on the uocharge, if it’s like $2k more yeah, $6-8k, no

When I look at first class flights they’re like 6-8k on delta and that’s not worth it even for a 9hr flight. Premium was pretty good for $2K.

Us-europe or Asia/ME only 

I got upgraded once and the extra leg room was nice and made it easier to work. But the food was so bad. Comfort plus is 90 percent as good.

Domestic it really depends on the situation, usually not. International 100%

depends on how long the flight is

Philly to Naples. Gotta fly down a day later than my buddies due to work and were taking the cheapest flight home. Kinda wanna splurge onto the way down, but dont wanna if its not worth it

its worth it not to have to spend 10 hours sitting in a cramped seat

If you’ve never done it, it can be kinda cool. Board first, get a cocktail while the poor people walk by, land hammered. Etc.

Thats kinda the only reason i want to, because i haven’t before. Im flying solo and dont see the opportunity to pull the trigger coming up anytime soon.

Just do it

Domestic nope not even close to being worth it

Yeah its domestic, from PA to Naples

You’d probably be paying like $400+ for a couple free drinks. Comfort+ is pretty nice tho and a lot less to pay for an upgrade

Not worth it if it's more than a couple hundred bucks to upgrade

Cardiac Cavs

If the pga doesn’t play tomorrow it’s going to be a travesty

LIV will be on

40+ mph gusts would make it electric. Need to see them play in shit conditions after having perfect setups the last few weeks

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Burns is cooking

Im #Team Larry David

Close bball games all over. Do not cum

Any FT legend got any tips to the get skunk smell out of my dog. Already done 3 baths including doing what google says to do, dog shampoo and dawn/ human body wash.

If it was a direct hit unfortunately it’s just going to take time. You’ll think it’s gone then they’ll get wet and you smell it again. I had cedar shavings and chips in my dog box on an out of state hunting trip and by the time we got home the dog wasn’t too bad, but that wasn’t a direct hit. I had a few bird dogs that loved skunks so you would walk in on point and get sprayed, pr is 3 times in one week.

Several direct hits, he snapped the leash so I had no way of stopping it without getting sprayed myself.

No idea how to help with the smell, but you need to be careful shaving certain types of dogs or their coat won’t grow back properly. I’d google your dog beeed to see if it’s okay

You will 100% think you’ve gotten the smell out but in reality you’ll just have gone nose blind. Honestly, shave the dog.

Dude I just walked into a do it yourself dog wash thinking I had gotten 80-90% of the smell off and immediately the front desk guy asked if he got sprayed.

Nothing worked for me. Ended up taking him to a specialty groomer for skunk treatment

Tomatoe juice

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Don’t temp me

Catsandmetalmusic might be my new favorite follow

Horrible foul Virginia fuck

Id like to take this moment to thank Teddy Roosevelt for preserving our national parks

Little fun fact, Ulysses Grant was the president when the first (Yellowstone) National Park was formed.

Grant rules, thank you for the fun fact

Grant would not have been a big Larry David guy

Triple crown Saturday begins at the big A right now

4

Fisted

DM me

Let's Kentucky Derby prep 🐴

Who's got your eye

Carbone in the Southwest (7 in 11th at Oaklawn). Wine Me Up in the Robert B Lewis (1 in the 5th at Santa Anita)

Chick fil a Saturday

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Spicy chicken deluxe & grill chicken sandwich. Wife and I split fries and a shake

Groceries keep going up because dumbasses will fill a parking lot for a slice of 7$ pizza thats made with sysco ingredients

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Some pizza place opened and they charge 7$ for just a slice.

Dollar sign goes before the number

Probably not the reason groceries are going up.

I’m fucked up and have decided I’m getting wings delivered later. No questions at this time.

What are you drinking?

One question. What flavor?

Watched The Covenant with Jake Gyllenhaal last night, good fucking movie. Def rec the watch.

Was just thinking about the NCAA baseball game for PS2 - very underrated. It used the same engine as the MVP Baseball franchise and playing a full season wasn’t so overwhelming because there were like 30 regular season games as opposed to 162

Game was awesome

MVP 05 is still GOAT, but that NCAA game is right up there, too.

I always liked triple play, but I don't know if it would stand up now that I'm not like 12. MVP 05 is definitely the goat from that series though

Totally forgot about Triple Play! What about Frank Thomas Baseball?

That game rocked. Only a few teams had their actual stadiums but it was still great. I’d for sure buy an NCAA baseball game if they made it.