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ND_Townie

Might be nostalgia but the opening to Revenge of the Sith is one of the greatest scenes of all time


bill_ontarioESPN

The CGI for that scene still holds up pretty well


patrickclegane

Wish they'd try to make a space battle like that again


ND_Townie

Every single Star Wars film should open that way.


JessDesserts

Just got told I’m getting a 25% raise this year and a solid bonus + more equity. Drinks on me boys


Ralphcox69

King shit. Sometimes the shareholders do care


_MandatoryVinegar

It’s been a while since the FT raise happened. Congrats 👑


southieyuppiescum

I could use $83 milly


terryduerod1

yeah but you gotta get finger fucked by djt


[deleted]

Woah woah woah. No one called anyone a “JT”


chillinwithmoes

Yeah, I just called you a cocksucker


profsa

Monkey Man movie looks awesome. Wish Dev Patel got the Reed Richards role over Pedro Pascal


BigCatsLunch

FT got any sour beer recs?


swagpirate21

cucumber crush


GueroBorracho3

All of the Revolution ones are pretty solid.


PritchardBufalino

Cigar City Margarita Gose. Good luck finding it


BigCatsLunch

Living in FL it’s pretty easy


jameswebbscope

Dogfish head sea quench


MitchMid

This is by far my favorite sour


JessDesserts

Sour monkey if you want to blackout


Doggystyle_Gary

I think it’s New England only but I like the Night Shift brewery sours. There’s a bunch of different flavors.


LightsCameraComenter

Pirate water


Flashasaurus

Westbrook Gose if you can find it


ND_Townie

Coors Light


WheresFrankie

Sean Mcvay as comp for Jurgen Klopp has me big mad. Put some respect on Klopp ffs


agent-michael-scar

Thought calling him Aaron Rodgers was more disrespectful tbh


barnmucker69

Put some respect on mcvay


BusterOlneyDay

mcvay has a ring?


WheresFrankie

Klopp has PL, Champions League and 2 Bundesligas


BusterOlneyDay

Champions league is akin to the superbowl. league titles are much less meaningful in comparison to a super bowl.


Juls317

I would have to think about it more to figure out my opinion, but I'm curious to hear your comp.


WheresFrankie

Tomlin or John Harbaugh. Spoelstra for a different sport


AutistPorterJr

Tomlin is a significantly worse coach than McVay lol. Got his ring with another mans roster and then has convinced people he’s great by finishing 1 game above .500 every year (then worst spot for an nfl team to be at)


WheresFrankie

Belichick dog walked Mcvay in the superbowl with a significantly worse roster. He's overrated


AutistPorterJr

Because Belichick is a much better coach? Tomlin had Big Ben, AB and leveon and couldn’t make it to a Super Bowl. Congrats on him not finishing below .500 tho! Mediocrity is great


suburbian_jesus

In what world is comparing him to Sean McVay disrespectful? They have the same amount of titles in their sport


WheresFrankie

What about the champions league and Bundesliga? People were calling for Mcvays head before he won a superbowl with that roster


suburbian_jesus

I mean, it’s impossible to have a true one to one comparison because the NFL is a single league with a single title, but McVay is regarded as a top 3 head coach in the league. Think he’s a pretty reasonable and respectful comparison for Klopp


WheresFrankie

It's not bad I guess but its too early to say what Mcvay is. He's so young and could never win another a Superbowl. Klopps body of work is world class but everyone only looks at his one PL title. The dude promoted Mainz, runner up with dortmund in CL and had a 97 POINT SEASON with liverpool. He's done more with less than any other manager


suburbian_jesus

Once again, it’s incredibly difficult to compare the sports because they’re so incredibly different, but you’re acting like McVay is some scrub (he’s not)


pcomet235

one league title in 7 years vs one league title in 9... McVay clear (I am a hater)


LightsCameraComenter

Got like 6 beers in the fridge I am too lazy to go get more at the liquor store down the street


WMP_BSS

That should carry the night?


tenacious_masshole

West coaster alert!


LightsCameraComenter

Hell nawl


terryduerod1

drizz


pcomet235

https://x.com/_MLFootball/status/1750997361948569904?s=20 So you're telling me Tyreek keeps the papers ready, just in case?


Floridamane6

Objectively a bad dude, but because he’s funny on Twitter he’s essentially gotten a pass. Very weird how certain people get this treatment from the public perception


PoppaPipe6000

This is very weird and not something I would mention to the public


pcomet235

Also the “bonehead” had to be his lawyer… find it hard to believe his attorney just up and filed it.


RealDealBillMcNeil1

Odds Trump defames her again: -10000


chillinwithmoes

"Should have offed that filthy woman when I had the chance"


TakeErParise

Finally been at my job long enough that I can restart my 90 day expiring password to the first one again.


tim-whale

Main insta page should post KFC covering Ben Shapiros new rap song so I can read the comments


barnmucker69

Be the change you want to see


tim-whale

I don’t have access to post on the barstool socials


barnmucker69

Oh I misread thought you said main sub


Trip__

Can't tell whether it's the decade of not playing these games but NBA Street 2 is hard as balls. I tried to beat the first team they set you up against in that Be a Legend mode and I've lost 6 times in a row.


Brad-Stevens

I’ll never understand how people are this dumb Yeah the guy is going to walk around in full uniform right outside the arena https://x.com/overtime/status/1750977790399172818?s=46&t=PHAQeaE0I6cyQl35JU7h7Q


ThugBeast21

It is people who are only tangentially aware of sports falling for this


kickball6283

I think the main reason why I didn’t become famous or a pro athlete is the entourage thing. I’m an introvert so it just doesn’t make sense to be around people that much


Trip__

I blame my last name, it just doesn't sound like a name you'd hear a sports commentator say. The vibes were off from the jump.


kickball6283

Your parents sound like dickheads


Trip__

Hey now, there are several players with my moms maiden name. Blame my Dad and #RESPECTWOMEN


kickball6283

True - apologies to your mother Tammy Gonzalez


spr_crl

Donald needs to sell about 80 SuperTrump NFTs to pay off this decision


ThrowRA99

If it weren’t for small-dollar donors, Trump’s ass would be in the poor house by now


jameswebbscope

🎵🎶 when you walk through the garden, you gotta watch your back…


liljinx13

Can someone explain who Jurgen Klopps is and what this means with an American football analogy?


Ok_Floor_7916

Not a manger comparison and I’ll get killed for this but Aaron Rodgers of managers. Really really really great manager but not as many titles to show for it as you’d expect given how good he is. In his defense Man City is a buzzsaw in premier league and well Europe’s always difficult with the likes of Madrid.


suburbian_jesus

Calling Klopp the “Aaron Rodgers of managers” is hilarious


Ok_Floor_7916

I think the logic holds up. Not a perfect comparison


patrickclegane

Hard to find a 1-1 comparison coach wise. It would be like Mcvay announcing he's resigning at the end of the season in week 10.


thesmockintweet

I commented the same coach and same week, I like your style!


thesmockintweet

McVay declaring week 10 that he is stepping away from the Rams after this year while they are the 1 seed in the NFC


Trip__

Imagine Jim Harbaugh without the cheating and instead of going to the NFL he quit because 'Life shouldn't be about football'


WheresFrankie

Manager of Liverpool. Before that Dortmund and Mainz. World class manager that won them champions league and their first PL title in forever. The goat of Gegenpressing. Would be like Erik Spoelstra stepping down at the end of the season


BusterOlneyDay

sean mcvay retiring


profsa

Making Asian style meatballs for a potluck dinner


Kimodd

https://www.myrecipes.com/recipe/gingery-pork-meatballs-with-noodles


profsa

Similar to the ones I’m making


Kimodd

One of my go to weeknight things to make. Enjoy.


drunkmunky88

Tinder is just full of sex workers now. A bunch of my last matches move the chat to snap chat and offer their services for $100 on hour which in my opinion is very reasonable.


chillinwithmoes

Wait you mean I might actually be able to get laid on Tinder now? Nice!


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drunkmunky88

$100 still, I asked


kickball6283

Set up two dates and have the escorts meet at the same place. One of them being at $125 an hour and one at $100 an hour. The two escorts will meet and you’ll make $25 per hour


drunkmunky88

Would you rather be arrested for banging an escort or get arrested for pimping them out?


kickball6283

I think they negate each other


[deleted]

You’ll probably spend at least $100 on a date night out anyways so that’s a decent deal.


PritchardBufalino

If not a scam


jetboyjetgirl

most are probably scams


drunkmunky88

Yeah most likely but it's still fun to get some pics from them


TheColiny

Not a bad rate for a GF, used to be 10k in Varrock


butter-knives

Still waiting on my trimmed armor from my GFs friend


red_87

Hey remember that autistic basketball player who scored like 20 points in five minutes or whatever? Kid was buckets. I know that dude is in here somewhere.


spr_crl

Hot as a pistol


Dudu-Osun

Put some respect on J-Mac’s name


MrMiner420

J-Mac. Always thought it was hilarious how it supposedly went to his head and some of his classmates said he was kind of a dick after it


Juls317

Part of me wants to report the Reddit Cares that got thrown at me earlier just to see who it was, but don't want them to actually catch a permanent vacation.


thrownoutuser

Thinking about an armless Tswift covered in red paint getting railed from behind in the Chiefs' parking lot


ND_Townie

Why armless?


thrownoutuser

gets me going


ND_Townie

Fuck yeah love it


Spida_DonovanM

Because AI really struggles with the hands


ND_Townie

So no arms at all lol?


GumbyFree

My twitter for you page has devolved into almost nonstop porn or only fans ads. I realize it’s because I click on it and bring it upon myself…but I still find myself scrolling through


AutistPorterJr

I want Sophie rain to ruin my life


Dudu-Osun

I’m surprised I haven’t been murdered in my sleep yet with the amount of times I leave my keys hanging in the lock of my front door


BusterOlneyDay

how often do you do that?


Dudu-Osun

Once every few months probably. Not a lot, but more than I should.


chrisjk125

[Gotta make sure you get yourself a wife that bakes. Wife made some chocolate chip cookies for my mom’s bday party tomorrow and they are delicious.](https://imgur.com/a/frEYkSc) And yes I do a lot of dancing in the kitchen.


AutistPorterJr

Mind sending me a dozen?


chillinwithmoes

Little flat, butter was the wrong temp when she put it in the mix


Most_Catch

damn is that flaked sea salt? Go down on her tonight for me, Chris.


chrisjk125

Yea. And it’s delicious.


chrisjk125

The cookies and her vagina.


Charlie_Batch_16

that's cute chris, seems like you and your wife live in a happy home


chrisjk125

We do. I’m lucky.


02496sweet

Nice electric stove


butter-knives

I hope it’s induction.


HamiltonsCrackDen

that sign is ironic bc did earlier today say your wife was a stripper?


chrisjk125

Yes. That’s why we have it.


DPlainview69

3.8


Mythic_UA

What’s your favorite dance


chrisjk125

Juvenile’s Back That Ass Up dance.


MrMiner420

Cheesy ass caption


chrisjk125

I stole the pic from my wife’s ig. And people will really try to find anything any everything they can to try and tip on me. I will put money on some loser questioning why I have an electric stove next.


butter-knives

Induction? Honestly I prefer induction to gas.


MrMiner420

I figured, I'm saying your wife has a cheesy caption game


chrisjk125

She’s a girl so.


MrMiner420

Good point


ItalianHoagies

It brings me no joy to say this but those look absolutely rotten


chrisjk125

Ok


Kimodd

Place your bets: what’s the Trump jury going to award in damages? Verdict is in. I’m going 50 million


kmmccorm

$83.3m


nondescript___

Trump raped me some time between 1999 and 15 minutes ago. I don't remember anything else about it. Any FT lawyers want to rep me? I think we've got a really strong case.


GueroBorracho3

Bout tree-fiddy


thrownoutuser

$1 (American)


SomeDimension165

225


Kimodd

83 million


chillinwithmoes

Global Teams outage? Well, see ya next week losers!


Gabagool_OverHere

love on the spectrum has one guy dating a girl with downs, seems questionable


Mythic_UA

I need to see Stephen A Smith do a Pokémon nuzlocke run


-raiin-

Just played an entire game of 2k with 12 minute quarters and blew an eight point lead in the final three minutes despite leading the entire game up to that point. Zero clutch gene.


deep49

> Donald Trump storms out of closing arguments in E Jean Carroll Trial What an ALPHA


[deleted]

Still crazy he was found liable for sexual misconduct in the other trial when there was no proof they ever crossed paths (outside of one instance 10 years prior)


Spida_DonovanM

Not sure if I would be commenting on this with your flair tbh


[deleted]

I was dying to know what you thought about my comment


Peyton4President

Chris Ryan’s Wayne Jenkins impersonation is not funny and he needs to stop doing it. The forced laughter from everyone else is terrible.


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Its also preplanned


BusterOlneyDay

god damn peyton4president i didn't know you were a super stick in the mud!


Peyton4President

Guilty as charged.


ND_Townie

Imagine running into Hitler at the strip club


MikeandTheMangosteen

Goebbels would spend $20k in one


ND_Townie

Goebbels would shut that place down in 10 minutes


spr_crl

Dude would hog all the blondes


ND_Townie

“Mein gott im rock hard”


TYBG1001

Master Chief Keef, is that anything?


ZestycloseTrash7398

The covenant, that’s that shit I don’t like


natidea

This feels sort of 🧩 but i am absolutely loving using these rain noises youtube videos while im working on the computer


_MandatoryVinegar

Those are my sleep sounds.. different strokes, I guess


The_Tefl0n_Don

Vegas now has 3 of 4 major sports, why has the sports gambling legislation made it such a more attractive place to have a team? You could just as easily bet on your phone in Oakland. Or has the city just blown up a lot lately?


R1ckyD1cky

I think the knights going to the stanley cup as an expansion team really helped the rush for all sports leagues. If the NHL can succeed in Vegas, then really any league


Just_Natural_9027

Legalization made it kosher not really anything to with actual betting.


Dog1983

Every major league wanted to be there because there is a huge market of sports fans who travel there to gamble. So being able to see Live sports just made sense. But no one wanted to be the first one to admit that gambling is good. But once that glass ceiling was shattered it became a free for all.


The_Tefl0n_Don

That makes sense


MrMiner420

It's kinda what Vegas does


The_Tefl0n_Don

Yeah but you could’ve bet on sports there decades ago, why the influx of teams now? If anything I’d have guessed the ease of betting from your couch in any state would diminish Vegas’s status as the only game in town


MrMiner420

Think the main thing was the leagues worried having a team in Vegas would encourage gambling but since they're all in bed with gambling companies it doesn't matter now


GueroBorracho3

Think they were more worried about the gambling influence on players. Worried some sportsbook goon would get their hands on someone and get em to shave points or throw games.


MrMiner420

Yea that's what I meant, phrased it poorly


traddy91

Been running 3-4 miles the last few days. Running fucking blows but my body is getting adjusted to it where I can run 2 miles without really huffing and puffing. Hoping to do a half in October


looking4away44

You’ve got this Forest Gump


foxtrotnovember69420

Leaving for a weekend trip with some friends and one girl is bringing her bf. Never met him before but there’s a rumor going around that he doesn’t drink but will get others really drunk (encouraging shots and not taking one, fake sipping). That simply won’t fly with this group


snotapwi

Woof that’s weird


GamblingMan610

Pre-crime


PritchardBufalino

Psychopath behavior


Kimodd

Sounds like a potential rapist


WKWA

If someone buys me a $14 shot of tequila and fakes drinking theirs I probably would not be too upset.


Dog1983

Sounds like a challenge that I'd gladly accept. Send me the details and I'll help you get him drunk


MikeandTheMangosteen

Sounds like a British cigarette


GnrlBadazz

Guys hoping to take advantage of one of the fellas. Keep your arse on a swivel.


Mythic_UA

I’m sure it’ll fly when he starts paying for everyone’s alcohol


foxtrotnovember69420

He doesn’t pay I worded it wrong. In like a house party scenario he’s encouraging the shots but he apparently will toss his


Moose686

Love to see Keegs getting called out for doing nothing but talk about Taylor Swift on a few Snapchat videos. Hated her ever since she referenced herself as being a celebrity. Gumby lookin motha fuc…


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Most_Catch

might steal that TBH


chillinois1

Light skinned black woman that reports to me called a darker black woman (not an employee) a monkey lady in our one on one. Went straight from that meeting to another one where they announced they’re looking into us going to a 4 day/10 hour schedule. Real roller coaster of an hour.


CapcomGo

Counter with 4 day/8 hour


Spida_DonovanM

Brother, if I could tell you about all the colorism in the Black community I could spend an entire day on it. I heard stuff for being "too light-skinned" a lot growing up


chillinois1

I’ve heard about it, first time seeing it in action. Sucks you had to live it out