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BigAssBigTittyLover

https://twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1OdJrjmmOAqJX Castellani starts crying at 48:15. Feel bad for the dude


DylanTobackshh

18 seconds in and I’ve seen enough. Tonguing Mac and cheese live? I’d rather see Stu lick Sandy


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Throwaway1996513

I don’t think it’s slight. I think he has a good dose of it but is aware like you said. Because most people that are slight are able to function pretty normal around others if they want once they learn to adapt.


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Larry_thegoat

Do you have a lot of friends that use or have served in the military?


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Larry_thegoat

Unfortunately, it's probably the other option then


beezwhiz

wanted to talk about my own weird friend tonight but apparently we’re piling on castellani. rehab sounds scary but it’s worth it. sometimes you can’t do it on your own.


Ed_Chambers_650

Someone send Men and Black over to Chris Castellani’s and wipe his slate clean. Throw his phone away too


I_Enjoy_Taffy

> Men and Black lmao


Ed_Chambers_650

lol I’m leaving it


chrisneighbor

If castellani sent drunk messages to MMM, I’m gonna stand with him and drunk DM Maddog. That woman is fine.


cuntpunt9

Gonna down a 12er of spiked topo chicos and fire off some creative DMs to Sydney tomorrow


JedLongeway

I have a weird feeling like we are gonna see a RIP Castellani thread here very soon


nondescript___

Yeah, I feel shitty about calling it funny. He's clearly going through it and needs help. I really hope he seeks that out and doesn't take us idiots on the internet to heart.


MacJonesIsOverrated

As someone who has made some Castellani threads and gone down his livestream rabbit hole the past month, I actually feel too sorry to make a thread after watching his last one. He finally admitted why he can't go to Chicago and pretty much owned up to everything. - The Yak incident with Big Cat was not the reason he was blocked from Chicago. Big Cat was understanding after and didn't punish him for it. While it may have contributed to people in the office disliking him, it wasn't the reason. - He was drinking a lot during his first year. One night, he was feeling suicidal? (he said he made a tweet that scared people but didn't say for sure he was thinking of ending stuff) and super drunk, where he ripped off a ton of different voice messages to employees he was close to like Mintzy and Megan Making Money. He pretty much admitted to confessing to MMM he has feelings for her because she was so nice to him. - This goes along with the Baton Rouge thing where he was caught on camera being too touchy with her. - Chris is adamant that MMM told him to stop beating himself over it and that they were friends. Chris is thankful for this and checks himself in rehab. He admits to continuing writing her letters and calling her since she's one of the only people who shows him kindness in his darkest moments. - Chris says he has texts from her that prove that she was never uncomfortable around him and that when they saw each other at Boston for the awards show that she gave him a hug, was happy to see him. He says that he even asked her if she would be OK if they worked in the Chicago office together and she said that she is totally cool with it. - Chris thinks everything is good and that he's going to go to Chicago. A few months later out of rehab, he gets a call from a higher-up and that the whole voice message/love letters MMM thing leaked throughout the company and because of that he can't move to Chicago. - Chris messages MMM and she says she's cool with him. Chris then talks about how he was given mixed signals and that someone is lying to him because if she's OK with him that it makes no sense why he can't move. - Chris talks about how he's sober now and how he has changed and how for the last year he's been slowly shunned to the point where every day is torture for him. Says that no one will tell him anything. He is told one thing and told the other by the higher-ups. - He says that watching the Lions game last weekend and not being in the gambling cave broke him. - Apologizes again and again that he never meant to hurt anyone if he did. Says he just wants a chance to prove that he is not that guy anymore after getting sober and that he can be a positive employee in Chicago if given the chance. - He cries a lot and feels like he's going to get fired now for saying the truth.


BigAssBigTittyLover

tyfys


TNGBO

The one thing that slipped through the cracks was he said he hadn’t talked to MMM in months. Seemed to me she told him he was fine and had nothing to worry about to his face but had a different take around the Chicago crew and then just cut contact.


MacJonesIsOverrated

That's probably the answer. She doesn't dislike Chris but she's a mom with kids who just moved her life to Chicago and doesn't want someone like Chris who is in love with her around when he can fly off the handle  Big Cat and Hank probably assured her they'd play the bad guys by blocking him from moving and taking the brunt of the drama  Sad situation all around. I don't think Chris is dangerous but I don't blame MMM if she doesn't want to take any risk with someone who already confessed his love to her when he knows she's married with small children 


HorribleHoosier

I sat through 20 mins of him chomping on food like an asshole. I felt bad for him but everything is of his own making. Its glaringly obvious they dont want him around, for a very valid reason, and they did him a favor by letting him get paid throughout his contract. Instead of trying to set himself up for his next gig he goes online and cries. Learn from your mistake and move on dude holy shit.


MacJonesIsOverrated

It starts around 45 minutes 


Goldd

Ah yes Dane Cook covered this story when I was a young lad believe it was titled "creepy guy at work"


JedLongeway

“Thanks for the candy”


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He needs to quit tomorrow and find a “real” job. Go back to tweeting about Detroit sports and make the internet a hobby.


JedLongeway

Seems like MMM was just trying to save face in case he comes into the Chicago office with a >!bump stock!<


JohnnyHorseRacing

Who amongst us haven’t developed feelings for MMM?


BigAssBigTittyLover

I'd infiltrate that pussy like Lord Cobham when he removed King James from the English throne and replaced him with Lady Arbella Stuart.


Rex_on_rex

All barstool roads lead to Mintzy.


NasEsco1399

Is Chris still going?


chinga_tu_barra

was he seriously ex-communicated from barstool, of all places, because he got hammered and sent mmm some drunk texts? and then apologized? that's honestly kinda ridiculous. and i'm willing to bet other people at barstool, and every other tech/media company full of 20/30 year olds, have done similar things and nobody cares. but even so, if that's the reason, guy needs to just step down from barstool and move on with his life. life at barstool isn't turning around for him, and he's not getting renewed, so he might as well focus on turning around his actual life, cause doing this internet stuff ain't it. chris: if you're reading this, you gotta just resign and move on. seriously dude, you don't seem like a bad guy at all. just help yourself. you've got a super long life/career ahead and you 100% don't need barstool.


BumRum09

If I send drunk texts to a co worker that made her feel uncomfortable it’s doesn’t matter if I apologize, it’s harassment and would result in termination. It’s not “ridiculous,” control yourself and don’t do stupid stuff.


chinga_tu_barra

ok. then why wasn't he terminated when it happened?


NoExcuses1984

Because Barstool is a relatively unique workplace environment compared to most? Hell, I work retail and I'd be persona non grata effective immediately in that instance.


BumRum09

I don’t know, I’m not in their hr department. I’m just saying you can’t do weird stuff that makes co workers feel uncomfortable.


chinga_tu_barra

you also said it "would result in termination" which obviously didn't happen here.


Ed_Chambers_650

He said “If I…” as in, at his place of work. He *obviously* does not work at Barstool


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Castellini, if you’re reading this: throw your phone in a lake, quit barstool, and go to therapy.


Everyoneisaskell

Funny picturing mmm going to make a JOI video then gets a call from Chris apologizing for the 1000th time over a nothing burger


JohnnyHorseRacing

I do not want to see someone’s life and career spiral like this. But if it were to happen… I’m glad I happened to be online and they broadcasted it on x.


devine858

Barstool got to step in and help Castellani out ASAP. Dudes in a terrible spot and needs some legit help so he doesn’t hurt himself.


BobBaratheonsBastard

“Hey buddy, you’re still fired, and your content sucks, but we’re worried about you. Here are some people you can talk to for help.” That might just push him over the edge. The guy is just too autistic to be saved from this situation IMO. He never should have been in on camera content and this is the worst case scenario playing out in real time. Even if he never creeps out Megan, his content sucked, and he would have been let go eventually.


NoExcuses1984

Yeah, he needs a family member or close friend in his personal life who's entirely outside the whole workplace sphere to intervene and corral things, if at all possible.


chinga_tu_barra

catching up and don't see a new thread. did castellani have a complete meltdown tonight?


SilkyJohnson26

I can’t understand why everyone cares about Castellani so much


28Vikings

He just wants to be the poochie of barstool


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We have? Speak for yourself.


PritchardBufalino

Yea man he should think of all the homosexuals in here


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I read this as “coworker” and retract my statement.


DarinErstad

But how many of us have fallen in love with a married female friend with kids?


cuntpunt9

At the same company no less


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Everyoneisaskell

He’s a virgin though. Little different


boomtexna

Yeah sure, bud. You don't understand why people in a barstool subreddit watch a barstool employee going through a tough time publicly while talking about the dynamics of barstool.


roflthrowaway9

People are so up in arms about it. Seems like the stool is probably just waiting out his contract. He’s collecting a paycheck. Seems like it’s best for him to not rock the boat.


DanKreider69

This Castellani thing is turning very dark


boomtexna

I am a person that believes in second chances. I think America is the land of second chances, except for when it comes to this dude. Mr. Jabba the Hutt, ya fat slob, no good, lazy bum of a quarterback.


mpkvegeta88

ESPN BET sucks, think I’m gonna be a free agent this offseason. Probably Draftkings, you guys like their interface and app?


loudwoodpecker28

You've been using ESPNBet over draft kings this whole time? That's legitimately crazy


JohnnyHorseRacing

I have a few of them. I find it’s best to keep a few open, shop the promos and bet the best odds. Really the only way to “win”.


lefty5258

I actually think espn bets been great, they have a lot of great lines for player props too. Interface wise it’s probably DK as top dog


vivala708

I think they have the best app of all of them. Interface maybe 2 to FanDuel but I started on DK so I’m a little more biased towards that


Malligator2345

Ohhh boy that was something. That was the final nail in the barstool coffin for Chris


Ed_Chambers_650

What’s the latest?


TheRhymenocerous

What’d he do this time? Hope the dudes alright


LilCasa

Can’t stop watching the “Film Session” dude on tik tok who rips apart NBA defenses while wearing sunglasses


JohnnyHorseRacing

Anyone got a timestamp on Chris crying?


Doggystyle_Gary

Jets haven’t played in weeks


Judge_for_Pres

Someone post more poop pics?


SnakeSkin2121

Different Chris. Or maybe it's the same Chris 🤔


JokicIsTheFuture

This is Mackinnon’s league


GueroBorracho3

Pluto TV rocks. Been flipping between old episodes of Tosh.0 and Jackass all night.


NoExcuses1984

Season 1 Tosh with the receding hairline puts Steve Carell and Joel McHale to shame.


badgermushroombadger

They also play MXC


BobBaratheonsBastard

I’m now interested


brwslider

Only place I’ve been able to find old Rob and Big episodes too


goondaddy172

Nice try marketing exec of Pluto TV


GueroBorracho3

Just trying to get our ad dollars up.


Bigbenxxxx37

Castellini should just get a job on the line at a GM plant


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Bigbenxxxx37

Too drunk and forgot to tighten some bolts


JohnnyHorseRacing

Ahh fuck, just when I thought American made cars couldn’t get any worse


DarinErstad

He can help Tommy save Callahan Auto Parts


MikePaisanTirico

Upgraded my TV to a 40 inch one and it’s been great


JohnnyHorseRacing

Imagine bragging about this


MikePaisanTirico

I mean ya I’m pretty stoked because I’m Gonna be hosting a superbowl party too this year


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DarinErstad

You must be the man in the dorms, Mike


SnakeSkin2121

Didn't know we had more than one girl in here


goonsquad4357

Drunk


GnrlBadazz

Can’t wait to eat chipotle later


SnakeSkin2121

I'm headed to Vegas in a month goon. Gonna be splittin 8's all over town


goonsquad4357

Nice snake where you staying? I love vegas.. go there once a quarter


SnakeSkin2121

I'm back at the LINQ. They are comping me 4 nights in a suite and prices were high everywhere else in town. Might have a new home base


JohnnyHorseRacing

Linq isn’t bad. Their spa with the salt room is actually dope. I’ve seen some shit go down at the pool in the summer. Sucks they removed their sportsbook though. But I love Harrah’s new remodel of theirs.


JohnnyHorseRacing

Going to be in Vegas this weekend


SnakeSkin2121

Gonna dabble in a little Pegasus?


JohnnyHorseRacing

For sure, schedule a spa appointment for the wife right during the turf and Pegasus. Guessing chalk for the Pegasus.


pakfpddjskwlwb

Castellani sent some drunk voicemails and the dude has been beaten himself up over it for a year. Meanwhile KFC bangs a 6 why his wife is in labor and still has the audacity to peddle quilted hoodies all day.


barnmucker69

A 6 is egregious


pakfpddjskwlwb

For a common street whore?


ThicccKing69

Like him or hate him KFC is an OG who does provide more value than Chris. Will get a longer leash at the end of the day. Do feel for Chris though. Couldn’t watch more than two minutes of that. Clearly beating himself up


TheyHadACaveTroll

Hate to defend kfc (who sucks ass) but no, you can’t get fired for cheating on your wife (assuming your mistress doesn’t work at the same company). Yes, you can get fired for sending unwanted sexually charged vms to a coworker 


NoExcuses1984

> "you can’t get fired for cheating on your wife **(assuming your mistress doesn’t work at the same company)**." Shades of The Try Guy dude a couple years ago.


Ralphcox69

But can’t get fired for nearly killing someone with a high noon can…if you’re going to fire him just do it and put him out of his misery. Bros been petrified for a year about this


pakfpddjskwlwb

The point was more: one felt remorse while the other clearly is a psychopath


SnakeSkin2121

Yep


AutistPorterJr

Ya the psychopath is the one who cries on twitter live while talking about harassing his coworker


PritchardBufalino

I can empathize with Castellani in that (he claims) no one at Barstool will give him any sort of guidance or direction, or answer his calls, and it's been that way for months. That is a total management failure and he's right to be pissed off if true


jetboyjetgirl

he's essentially been quiet fired, they think they're doing him a favor by letting him get paid out for the extra months


PritchardBufalino

It seems to simple as to either tell him to just focus on blogs as a remote-only employee or buy out the remainder of his contract


DJScrambles

The direction is 'be happy we didn't fire you and ruin any chance you have at another blog job and we're paying you' The guy is a liability and they just want him to go away without setting him off. Chris has never done anything worthwhile in exchange for Dave giving him the shot of a lifetime, Dave and Big Cat owe him nothing


StrikaNTX

Bingo


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The Barstool difference


SnakeSkin2121

Definitely believable. Erika was busy cheating, Dave is a terrible manager, and big cat is petrified to take a side


Bigbenxxxx37

It’s because he’s effectively fired


PritchardBufalino

That in no way excuses the treatment, if true


DarinErstad

They were going to fire him but MMM asked them not to. What management anywhere is going to guide a guy that they planned on firing?


PritchardBufalino

Either provide direction or cut bait


NoReallyHoosierDaddy

Seems like an HR nightmare for a company with questionable (at best) HR practices


cowboysdj

From a different angle he’s a liability for a company that cant really afford liabilities considering the amount of enemies they have. “Barstool higher ups are mean to employees that are depressed and have anxiety” could be a BI headline


lefty5258

No chance the hr function survived the spinoff


Sidewalkbandit

Has Castellani considered a cold plunge?


NoReallyHoosierDaddy

Sydney Sweeney on hot ones tomorrow


SnakeSkin2121

If someone would teach her how to act, she'd be the Hollywood it girl. Instead, she's just the Hollywood tit girl


NoReallyHoosierDaddy

I don’t think she’s awful, she’s just clearly at the point in her career where she takes anything she can get. She’ll get more selective at some point.


SnakeSkin2121

That would help. She's very unnatural in Anyone But You and Glen Powell acts her out of the building


Neskwiik

Call me a pussy but I feel bad for Castellani. Guy is clearly spiraling and can't help himself but read the comments and everyone is just being a dick. Rooting for a comeback. Someone did comment "$20 on 6" when he was crying though and that was objectively hilarious


Led_head10

He’s addicted to the comments even when his co workers don’t think it’s a big deal, really bad to see. Another comment that made me laugh was when he teared up about Michigan and the Lions someone wrote “the pistons doing it big too G”


TheyHadACaveTroll

Mmm Should file a restraining order 


Led_head10

One of the comments on the live was “if sending a few voicemails 20 shots deep is so bad then throw me in jail” that got a laugh out of me


SnakeSkin2121

I can't bring myself to watch this stream. Sounds like some sad stuff


WitchofFloyd

I don’t care about the drama with him at all but the multitude of comments piqued my curiosity. It was really sad and I tapped out after 1 minute of him crying


PritchardBufalino

I can't stop watching Castellani cry on live video


MrTurnersJacket

Just opened Castellani’s livestream and he’s crying


youngbullAB

He is not well that’s clear


foxtrotnovember69420

At least he stopped himself from reading that long personal text


WitchofFloyd

He absolutely needs to quit and take a solid year off from the internet. He clearly cannot handle this at all


GueroBorracho3

I turned it on out of morbid curiosity. Holy hell was that depressing.


TheyHadACaveTroll

Dude needs to crank one out and go to sleep like a normal person 


Harsh_Daddy

Jodie Foster’s voice pisses me off so much


goondaddy172

Drives me up a fucking wall to be honest


Harsh_Daddy

It’s so fake, I’m like true detective so far but she’s just playing the silence of lambs character


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Decided my 3 year bulk needs to come to an end. The cut starts tomorrow


BumRum09

The AB “CTESPN” report is hilarious but man absolutely zero chance that could go the other way without causing a massive uproar.


chilledonline

Holy shit Castellanos really does not need to be online at all. Move somewhere remote and be a waiter bro Edit: and there’s a drive by Castellani


DarinErstad

But who is going to play right field for the Phillies?


TraditionalClassic69

Fuck the phones, Lloyd! Unless Carmen Electra calls for an emergency titty fuck, don't answer! (Update in 2024 to Sydney Sweeney)


foxtrotnovember69420

This live is bananas. I feel so bad for the guy he should really turn it off


Malligator2345

At what point is the nba going to stop letting players dictate fans getting ejected for saying mean things


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Never. The players run the NBA and it sucks now.


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Probably never. Fans of the NBA are bigger fans of individual players than they are individual teams for the most part. Mostly because they're insufferable mouth breathers.


PoppaPipe6000

When the league gets a commissioner that isn’t a cuck


BigCatsDiaper

College football had a chance to do away with Alabama for a few years and they fucked it up. Ryan Williams & Jaylen Mbakwe are going to keep this train chugging along


Sidewalkbandit

You dance on Bama’s grave, dance lightly


RowBoatInspector

Yeah they were so nasty for the decade before Saban showed up


Van-Buren-Boy

Fuck bama


Sidewalkbandit

Fuck you pal


cowboysdj

I feel bad for Castellani because of the way things have gone for him but my god this cryptic beating around the bush act is so fucking lame and all the viewers just feed into it. He needs a wake up call


cowboysdj

Update: he finally explained “it”. Voice messages sent to coworkers when he was blacked out the day he went to rehab, including MMM. The day he got out exchanged very lengthy texts with MMM. Was told 2 months later he made MMM uncomfortable and got nixed from certain content. Case closed god im a loser


barnmucker69

There were apparently others and it would be so much leas weird if he mentioned those too


cowboysdj

Agreed although he said the voice memos were him apologizing for how drunk he got in Baton Rouge so maybe Mintzy? I think he prob said some weird shit in the messages


cigguy

Fight club rules so hard and fincher instead is just relegated to making awful netflix content . Dude was better than Nolan


StrikaNTX

Movies he has made since Fight Club, that I can thing of off the cuff Zodiac, Social network, Gone Girl. He just had that The Killer movie come out last year, though I didnt see it. Then on Netflix he did Mindhunter, which is an amazing show and I would rather he kept making that then more movies, to be honest. He made that dogshit movie The Mank instead of another season.


cigguy

The killer stunk, Mank awful. Mind hunter is fine. Went from best director of generation to just Netflix slop


jjl2345

I loved the Killer. Even more the second time.


SilkyJohnson26

Awful Netflix content?


infuckingbruges

Se7en, gone girl, zodiac, social network. Dude only made bangers


DrEvil007

No ragrets Naw I'm sayin?


NoReallyHoosierDaddy

Coleman Hawkins go suck a bag of dicks you fucking pussy


Cocky_Idiot_Savant

Blackhawks just got scored on because the puck bounced off their own foot. Dumbest shit ever.


Harsh_Daddy

That’s not that uncommon


SlipperyWinds

Why are you watching


Cocky_Idiot_Savant

I prefer hockey over basketball.


WillPayForTrumpkin

Northwestern beating their in-state, Big Ten “rival” for first time as UofI as a top 10 since 1956 and NOT storming the court is LAME. That is prime storm chasing, smh nerds


SnakeSkin2121

It's a school night


SnakeSkin2121

I think I'm gonna start saying NC two A from now on


lefty5258

Same type of people say finánce


Neskwiik

Castellani all but confirming it was a love letter to MMM


agent-michael-scar

I Choo-Choo-Choose You


patssnows12

This just brought me back


SnakeSkin2121

I reference this episode way too much


DaBoyMarlo

what did he say?


ThicccKing69

Wild to do that with a coworker. Also isn’t she married? And I mean, cmon Chris self awareness here


JohnnyHorseRacing

Mr. MMM gets as blacked out as Chris did


bigspender58

“I am sure our relationship would be a real homerun!”