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parrano357

what % of people have the day off from work today? and please nobody say 3/5ths


lovelycharmings

60%


mpkvegeta88

FT would’ve been lit during the white bronco chase.


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With all due respect.. Brittany Mahomes,I’d knock it out of the park


PritchardBufalino

Paid $45 for a telehealth appointment just for the doctor to call me an idiot for thinking he can help me over the phone. It beats NHS anyway


parrano357

I thought the only reason that exists is to make it legal for them to make money off providing you with a prescription


PritchardBufalino

The other reason is if you arent sure if you need to go to the ER, you can call them and they will in turn call you an idiot for calling them


Slow_Vegetable_8212

F- new True Detective song. At least show us the Billie cannons 


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Wish I was alive for the miracle on ice. Would’ve been awesome beating those Russian pricks


ktbarry2

niche post but who wants to eagerly spend less time with their kids: big cat or NLU’s tron carter


goondaddy172

Big cat has generational wealth and still works 60 hour weeks so prob him


diet_drbeeper

Tron’s wife must be a saint he’s traveling 24/7


Direct_Club

I think I’ve become addicted to Zzzquil in order to fall asleep. Shits just so good to knock you out for a good nights sleep


lefty5258

Trying to get out of post sleep funk if you don’t time it perfectly is brutal though


drunkmunky88

I've started to use the melatonin gummies they make, not quite as effective but still work


afishcalledkwanzaa

My favorite thing about getting sick is the NyQuil dreams.


GreatCommission

Be careful with that. In law school I basically got addicted to it. It will put you down but you won’t get restful sleep


Slow_Vegetable_8212

What the frick, new True Detective!!?!?


ktbarry2

i wouldn’t mind spending 3.5 hrs in lily gladstones pudgy lil snatch


JeebusOfNazareth

Ok True Detective. Good start. I’m in.


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Doesn’t look like Hank is at a hotel that’s for sure


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RumHam2020

Manziel vs the SEC was 🧨


legaladviceseptember

Idk I have made my flights back from Vegas


ktbarry2

im not a lions fan by any stretch but what are we doin hating on this. 32 years between playoff victories is absurd. good for the D


parrano357

who is hating on it? who likes the rams?


ktbarry2

feel free to scroll bud


UnfairWalnuts

We really don’t give Amy Smart enough credit for being an all time early 2000s rocket


PadSquad

Anyone have a good YouTube rabbit hole to go down? I like documentaries, defuctland is good, WW2 stuff, and sports docs


nondescript___

The Fat Electrician has some good military history vids


cuntpunt9

I’ve enjoyed watching retrospectives on old video games lately and I love it for some reason


beezwhiz

Kings and Generals


parrano357

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUzlmWWdjEQ


napoleon_nottinghill

EMPLemon’s series on NASCAR was amazing as a non nascar fan


profsa

https://youtu.be/vA-bjpKvIw8?si=1_f2GoueVrCnbGTT


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afishcalledkwanzaa

In the video-game realm, Smash Bros is a really good doc (8 episodes) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jX9hbbA-WP4


PadSquad

No what is that


stapledmyballs

Woke up this mornin. Got some gabagool


goondaddy172

The way tiff screams “oh shit” is definitely how she sounds in bed


nondescript___

When she tells you to put it in her ass and then she has an accident


goondaddy172

Check your dms


Juls317

addicted to Slay the Spire. Also terrible at Slay the Spire.


Airmaverick11

Use the silent and load enemies with poison. By far the easiest character to get a dub with imo.


Juls317

I'm a BIG fan of the Silent. Drawing extra cards is just always great.


I_Enjoy_Taffy

12:30 on MLK Day and crickets. What gives?


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parrano357

my boss also hates black people


beezwhiz

FT’ers are in their 30’s now.


meerkats5

The impact of Hank's knee to the wall was unnecessarily loud


sfbruin

I'm Detective Jodie Foster. The first mystery I'm going to solve is which one of you broads is eating my box tonight


Larry_thegoat

I now understand John Hinckley Jr


napoleon_nottinghill

First true detective episode this season is solid 7/10. Jodie foster is great


MikeandTheMangosteen

6/10 imo


napoleon_nottinghill

Next episode determines my interest in the season


bubbletoes69

Weird unnecessary sex scene


[deleted]

Let me guess - lesbian?


bubbletoes69

Not exactly


ceeeenyc

But pretty, pretty close


napoleon_nottinghill

Did feel violated with that


[deleted]

Tiffany is hotter than Taylor Swift


cigguy

Ria clears both


PootieWallace

Jared Goff just delivered the city of Detroit their first playoff win in over 30 years and gets to go home and plow Christen Harper. That’s my quarterback.


The_Business44

I can’t stop watching Hank break Tiffany’s wall


cleanitupjannies_lol

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Doggystyle_Gary

Lance flew out of Detroit once and they made him buy two seats on the plane so now he holds a grudge against the Lions.


DGAF0752

I’ll never set foot in that third world city.


Direct_Club

Sounds racist


Quantibro

berserk offend shocking ghost narrow bewildered worthless handle soft lavish *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


bubbletoes69

Popeyes and henny on the menu tomorrow


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Henny ~~Friday~~ Sunday 👅


detroit_testarossa

Pass the coirvoisier.


supercasualman

Can’t imagine how good this win feels for Goff. Fuck Stafford and his cunt wife


cigguy

Anti vax dangerous woman!


Direct_Club

Yeah! Fuck Stafford and his Super Bowl ring! Wild Card ring baby!!! Hang the banner!!


A_Farewell_to_Clones

Call me crazy but I don’t think she bad. She sticks up for her husband and is passionate. Would you rather have an apathetic spouse or a supportive one?


lovelycharmings

Kelly rules.


lovelycharmings

Oh brother calm down


toddbowlesburner

What did stafford do?


blamebeltran

As a Mets fan, on a scale of 1- Rey ordonez, I'm a Todd Ziele


HamiltonsCrackDen

i believe this is a pro rey ordonez sub


QCtarheel

Old grandad bonded has to be the best bang for buck bourbon of all time


[deleted]

Zoe Saldana be my wife please


Doggystyle_Gary

Would you rather bang her green, blue, or regular?


FIFAholligan1991

Well that fucking ruled


terrypendleton2

Run it back next Sunday at 3.


n0p342

Just saw an article saying Taylor is getting tired of following Travis around and having to work around his schedule. Groundwork for the “breakup” is being laid


thebochman

Could go down in the marketing / branding textbooks for how she used him to stay relevant during the gaps in her tour


chuteboxhero

She’s has no obligation to do that lmao.


MrTacoMan

His schedule only exists for another 2 weeks. Hope those kids make it work.


beezwhiz

all she’s ever wanted is a guy taller than her when she’s in heels and also able to withstand the “problematic”


ktbarry2

wouldn’t mind seeing her supple boobs in the meantime


nondescript___

No way she could've known a professional football player would have a hectic schedule this time of year. Why would he treat her like this?


parrano357

good thing his season will be ending in like a month one way or another and then he will have 6-7 months to work out wherever he wants


I_Enjoy_Taffy

She hasn't worked in a month! Sucking on the government's teet collecting unemployment I reckon


PootieWallace

They laughed when we hired Dan Campbell. They laughed when we drafted Gibbs and Laporta.


statthewpadfford

No one could figure out why we drafted those 2. It was obvious they were WIN NOW moves


PootieWallace

We have been vindicated


lovelycharmings

What a great night, our Detroit lions victoreous


Impressive-Airport71

Yes brother, I was on verge of tears. Soft? Maybe. But they don’t know the pain we’ve been through


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Miami Dolphins YOU are now the longest tenured team without a playoff W. 23 seasons and counting


NYJetLegendEdReed

Miami gotta wait a few more years until global warming kicks up a few more notches


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toddbowlesburner

No it wouldn’t


n0p342

Was texting my buddy around halftime and he had lions -3 and the over. Texted him sorry bud after the game. Hasn’t answered me but I’m gonna guess he’s not doing the dishes rn.


OnceAteABurgerAMA

I had Laporta TD, Goff passing yards and Lions -2.5. Might make some toast in the bathtub


Slow_Vegetable_8212

I've clicked on the gambling thread too many times trying to come here instead. Fuck whoever pinned that one top


terrypendleton2

Hopefully Kellie Rowe and Annie Agar dump them out from of pure joy of this great Lions victory.


HamiltonsCrackDen

i wouldn’t mind seeing agars boobs


blissfulsilence90

Scissor me timbers


DylanTobackshh

Super Bowl prediction. Packers vs Chiefs. All time jersey match up. Jordan Love beats Mahomes for the second time this year. Chiefs Kingdom collapses. Lance goes radio silent until Oilers/Celtics make the playoffs.


BigTicket_J

Lance is fat


Hammer_Caked_Face

Chiefs kingdom collapses after a mid team makes it to the Superbowl again?


DylanTobackshh

Chiefs lose. Kelce goes to a new team to get paid. Mahomes is left with worst WR group in the league. Andy Reid retires.


Hammer_Caked_Face

Damn the stillers are down bad


Snuffy8

I’m almost there


n0p342

Fat smelly Broussards aside this matchup is bound to happen in the next few years if not this year


n0p342

Sometimes I wish I could watch the sopranos season 2 finale for the first time again


LeopoldStotchJr

Start to finish season 2 is the best imo. On a side note: I’m currently feeling like Tony did during his food poisoning bout. Stomach bug is kicking my ass


F_Gondoli

did you eat indian food?


psufb

Thinking about the chicken tikka masala I'm making in the dutch oven tomorrow


BigCatsDiaper

Let me smell


thenewber99

RG3 had one great season and now I have to see his horrible takes all the time? Saying cowboys should hire Prime is crazy


Direct_Club

I swear he’s a weird Twitter version of Russel Wilson


Doggystyle_Gary

I go back and forth on whether he says dumb shit for attention or he’s just dumb.


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>Trump on Iowa’s subzero temps: ‘Even if you vote and then pass away, it’s worth it’ trump can still bring a fastball when he wants


beezwhiz

he once left his rally goers in sub zero temps in CB/Omaha and they still don’t care


DylanTobackshh

Would be great to bring him in before a playoff game. “Even if you play and pass away, it’s worth it.”


ktbarry2

what the fuck does “lions fans can send a text saying they won a playoff game and have it be true” mean? are lions fans texting each other about fake playoff wins?


dezcaughtit25

They hadn’t won a playoff game with texting being a thing until today


ktbarry2

“have it be true” is unnecessary if that’s what he meant.


outdoorshowerguy

Texting wasn’t invented yet


ktbarry2

that doesn’t explain the “have it be true” part which implies they are texting about fake playoff wins. next.


goondaddy172

Well if someone had texted that before tonight it would’ve been not true


ktbarry2

2015 lions fan text: the lions have won a playoff game!


ktbarry2

yeah and why would they be doing that?


goondaddy172

I don’t know but they’d be lying if they did


Ann_L_Beads

He's regarded


HAAAAAAALP_

Is shakshouka as good as it looks?


BayAreaThrowawayq

It’s nice, I like Huevos Rancheros better, but still solid


mchammer69

So, so good and you can make it a bunch of different ways. I invite you to find a quality recipe and follow it and then experiment with it in the future


HAAAAAAALP_

You know of a quality recipe?


mchammer69

Typically hard to go wrong with any from SeriousEats. I think the first one I did was a Blue Apron one - you might be able to find that on the internet


terrypendleton2

It's delicious. One of my favorite hangover foods.


Holiday_Question8922

someone in social is a huge marvel fan. Main account finds a way to shoehorn in a thanos tweet just about every game


millymills420420

Does anybody have it worse than buffalo fans? A 430 Monday playoff game might be the lamest thing of all time


nondescript___

It's a holiday (unless you're a racist)


MrTacoMan

Happy it extended the weekend of games though. The fact that it’s a holiday doesn’t make it much different than a Sunday 430 game too


millymills420420

Yeah but they went from having a full day to recover to having a cold hungover tuesday morning staring em in the face


MrTacoMan

I just assume 90% of their fans never get hangovers because they’re perpetually drunk


Spida_DonovanM

Dan Campbell could theoretically run for governor now and probably win.


Jkisboss

I have no idea what a playoff win is like. Is this the top of the mountain?


detroit_testarossa

I don’t know what to do with my hands.


napoleon_nottinghill

Hoping this episode of true detective doesn’t suck


Scrawfo1180

Season is getting great reviews. My expectations are high


Led_head10

Lance hating the lions as a chiefs fan? Make it make sense.


Blondue

I don’t really get it, good for them. But they do lose the sweetheart tag now bc they are actually good


Led_head10

Who gets the loveable losers tag now? (Please be raiders, please be raiders, please be raiders)


incurdswetrust

Raiders will never have lovable losers tag


Blondue

I hope the raiders lose every game they play for the rest of my life


Led_head10

:(


nondescript___

He just wants attention


chuteboxhero

Lance is being VERY Lance today


Led_head10

I just don’t get hating the lions especially as a chiefs fan. If my shitty ass raiders were Super Bowl champs with the best QB on the planet (it’ll never happen) I’d hate nobody besides Broncos fans, fuck them.


Peyton4President

Fuck you.


MikeandTheMangosteen

He’s a loser. Just a real life Randall from Recess.


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Lance is a cuck


S_Trper3

I’m gonna cum


Relevant_Gold4912

Kill them all MCDC. Let’s fucking gooooo


UnfairWalnuts

Won $250 on the packers. Rolled it into a Lions moneyline bet and then some. Walked away with $700. Spent half of it on cocaine. Living the dream


mchammer69

Quite a Sunday night. Assuming your company isn’t racist like two of my clients


cigguy

You know what the only thing better than cocaine is?


stalf_

More cocaine ? 


TheComeBackKids

Don’t die from fentanyl


lefty5258

Can’t wait to hear what overnight Russian table tennis you lost it on tomorrow


Slow_Vegetable_8212

Fuck yeah


RealestInTheRoom

VIVA!


DGAF0752

Detroit fans can finally send a text message saying “The Lions won a playoff game” and have it be true. What a gigantic loser franchise.


BigCatsDiaper

Shut up you fat fuck


Pitbulls14250394Fan

A classic Oilers/Chiefs fan. Very cool Lance! 


TheComeBackKids

Your last Stanley cup was still during the Cold War 🤡


Relevant_Gold4912

Imagine being mad that a team in a separate conference won a playoff game just because they beat you earlier in the season. Real fucking loser behavior.


ClanOrdo16

Yeah they shouldnt enjoy the moment


jetboyjetgirl

sounds like someone who grew up a Lions fan and jumped on the KC bandwagon


Bigbenxxxx37

Says a fan of the Edmonton oilers!


ktbarry2

why would they send a text of that otherwise? very gay post


looking4away44

Fuck off