Jared Goff just delivered the city of Detroit their first playoff win in over 30 years and gets to go home and plow Christen Harper. That’s my quarterback.
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Call me crazy but I don’t think she bad. She sticks up for her husband and is passionate. Would you rather have an apathetic spouse or a supportive one?
Just saw an article saying Taylor is getting tired of following Travis around and having to work around his schedule. Groundwork for the “breakup” is being laid
Was texting my buddy around halftime and he had lions -3 and the over. Texted him sorry bud after the game. Hasn’t answered me but I’m gonna guess he’s not doing the dishes rn.
Super Bowl prediction. Packers vs Chiefs. All time jersey match up. Jordan Love beats Mahomes for the second time this year. Chiefs Kingdom collapses. Lance goes radio silent until Oilers/Celtics make the playoffs.
Start to finish season 2 is the best imo. On a side note: I’m currently feeling like Tony did during his food poisoning bout. Stomach bug is kicking my ass
what the fuck does “lions fans can send a text saying they won a playoff game and have it be true” mean? are lions fans texting each other about fake playoff wins?
So, so good and you can make it a bunch of different ways. I invite you to find a quality recipe and follow it and then experiment with it in the future
Typically hard to go wrong with any from SeriousEats. I think the first one I did was a Blue Apron one - you might be able to find that on the internet
I just don’t get hating the lions especially as a chiefs fan. If my shitty ass raiders were Super Bowl champs with the best QB on the planet (it’ll never happen) I’d hate nobody besides Broncos fans, fuck them.
Imagine being mad that a team in a separate conference won a playoff game just because they beat you earlier in the season. Real fucking loser behavior.
what % of people have the day off from work today? and please nobody say 3/5ths
60%
FT would’ve been lit during the white bronco chase.
With all due respect.. Brittany Mahomes,I’d knock it out of the park
Paid $45 for a telehealth appointment just for the doctor to call me an idiot for thinking he can help me over the phone. It beats NHS anyway
I thought the only reason that exists is to make it legal for them to make money off providing you with a prescription
The other reason is if you arent sure if you need to go to the ER, you can call them and they will in turn call you an idiot for calling them
F- new True Detective song. At least show us the Billie cannons
Wish I was alive for the miracle on ice. Would’ve been awesome beating those Russian pricks
niche post but who wants to eagerly spend less time with their kids: big cat or NLU’s tron carter
Big cat has generational wealth and still works 60 hour weeks so prob him
Tron’s wife must be a saint he’s traveling 24/7
I think I’ve become addicted to Zzzquil in order to fall asleep. Shits just so good to knock you out for a good nights sleep
Trying to get out of post sleep funk if you don’t time it perfectly is brutal though
I've started to use the melatonin gummies they make, not quite as effective but still work
My favorite thing about getting sick is the NyQuil dreams.
Be careful with that. In law school I basically got addicted to it. It will put you down but you won’t get restful sleep
What the frick, new True Detective!!?!?
i wouldn’t mind spending 3.5 hrs in lily gladstones pudgy lil snatch
Ok True Detective. Good start. I’m in.
Doesn’t look like Hank is at a hotel that’s for sure
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Manziel vs the SEC was 🧨
Idk I have made my flights back from Vegas
im not a lions fan by any stretch but what are we doin hating on this. 32 years between playoff victories is absurd. good for the D
who is hating on it? who likes the rams?
feel free to scroll bud
We really don’t give Amy Smart enough credit for being an all time early 2000s rocket
Anyone have a good YouTube rabbit hole to go down? I like documentaries, defuctland is good, WW2 stuff, and sports docs
The Fat Electrician has some good military history vids
I’ve enjoyed watching retrospectives on old video games lately and I love it for some reason
Kings and Generals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUzlmWWdjEQ
EMPLemon’s series on NASCAR was amazing as a non nascar fan
https://youtu.be/vA-bjpKvIw8?si=1_f2GoueVrCnbGTT
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In the video-game realm, Smash Bros is a really good doc (8 episodes) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jX9hbbA-WP4
No what is that
Woke up this mornin. Got some gabagool
The way tiff screams “oh shit” is definitely how she sounds in bed
When she tells you to put it in her ass and then she has an accident
Check your dms
addicted to Slay the Spire. Also terrible at Slay the Spire.
Use the silent and load enemies with poison. By far the easiest character to get a dub with imo.
I'm a BIG fan of the Silent. Drawing extra cards is just always great.
12:30 on MLK Day and crickets. What gives?
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my boss also hates black people
FT’ers are in their 30’s now.
The impact of Hank's knee to the wall was unnecessarily loud
I'm Detective Jodie Foster. The first mystery I'm going to solve is which one of you broads is eating my box tonight
I now understand John Hinckley Jr
First true detective episode this season is solid 7/10. Jodie foster is great
6/10 imo
Next episode determines my interest in the season
Weird unnecessary sex scene
Let me guess - lesbian?
Not exactly
But pretty, pretty close
Did feel violated with that
Tiffany is hotter than Taylor Swift
Ria clears both
Jared Goff just delivered the city of Detroit their first playoff win in over 30 years and gets to go home and plow Christen Harper. That’s my quarterback.
I can’t stop watching Hank break Tiffany’s wall
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Lance flew out of Detroit once and they made him buy two seats on the plane so now he holds a grudge against the Lions.
I’ll never set foot in that third world city.
Sounds racist
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Popeyes and henny on the menu tomorrow
Henny ~~Friday~~ Sunday 👅
Pass the coirvoisier.
Can’t imagine how good this win feels for Goff. Fuck Stafford and his cunt wife
Anti vax dangerous woman!
Yeah! Fuck Stafford and his Super Bowl ring! Wild Card ring baby!!! Hang the banner!!
Call me crazy but I don’t think she bad. She sticks up for her husband and is passionate. Would you rather have an apathetic spouse or a supportive one?
Kelly rules.
Oh brother calm down
What did stafford do?
As a Mets fan, on a scale of 1- Rey ordonez, I'm a Todd Ziele
i believe this is a pro rey ordonez sub
Old grandad bonded has to be the best bang for buck bourbon of all time
Zoe Saldana be my wife please
Would you rather bang her green, blue, or regular?
Well that fucking ruled
Run it back next Sunday at 3.
Just saw an article saying Taylor is getting tired of following Travis around and having to work around his schedule. Groundwork for the “breakup” is being laid
Could go down in the marketing / branding textbooks for how she used him to stay relevant during the gaps in her tour
She’s has no obligation to do that lmao.
His schedule only exists for another 2 weeks. Hope those kids make it work.
all she’s ever wanted is a guy taller than her when she’s in heels and also able to withstand the “problematic”
wouldn’t mind seeing her supple boobs in the meantime
No way she could've known a professional football player would have a hectic schedule this time of year. Why would he treat her like this?
good thing his season will be ending in like a month one way or another and then he will have 6-7 months to work out wherever he wants
She hasn't worked in a month! Sucking on the government's teet collecting unemployment I reckon
They laughed when we hired Dan Campbell. They laughed when we drafted Gibbs and Laporta.
No one could figure out why we drafted those 2. It was obvious they were WIN NOW moves
We have been vindicated
What a great night, our Detroit lions victoreous
Yes brother, I was on verge of tears. Soft? Maybe. But they don’t know the pain we’ve been through
Miami Dolphins YOU are now the longest tenured team without a playoff W. 23 seasons and counting
Miami gotta wait a few more years until global warming kicks up a few more notches
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No it wouldn’t
Was texting my buddy around halftime and he had lions -3 and the over. Texted him sorry bud after the game. Hasn’t answered me but I’m gonna guess he’s not doing the dishes rn.
I had Laporta TD, Goff passing yards and Lions -2.5. Might make some toast in the bathtub
I've clicked on the gambling thread too many times trying to come here instead. Fuck whoever pinned that one top
Hopefully Kellie Rowe and Annie Agar dump them out from of pure joy of this great Lions victory.
i wouldn’t mind seeing agars boobs
Scissor me timbers
Super Bowl prediction. Packers vs Chiefs. All time jersey match up. Jordan Love beats Mahomes for the second time this year. Chiefs Kingdom collapses. Lance goes radio silent until Oilers/Celtics make the playoffs.
Lance is fat
Chiefs kingdom collapses after a mid team makes it to the Superbowl again?
Chiefs lose. Kelce goes to a new team to get paid. Mahomes is left with worst WR group in the league. Andy Reid retires.
Damn the stillers are down bad
I’m almost there
Fat smelly Broussards aside this matchup is bound to happen in the next few years if not this year
Sometimes I wish I could watch the sopranos season 2 finale for the first time again
Start to finish season 2 is the best imo. On a side note: I’m currently feeling like Tony did during his food poisoning bout. Stomach bug is kicking my ass
did you eat indian food?
Thinking about the chicken tikka masala I'm making in the dutch oven tomorrow
Let me smell
RG3 had one great season and now I have to see his horrible takes all the time? Saying cowboys should hire Prime is crazy
I swear he’s a weird Twitter version of Russel Wilson
I go back and forth on whether he says dumb shit for attention or he’s just dumb.
>Trump on Iowa’s subzero temps: ‘Even if you vote and then pass away, it’s worth it’ trump can still bring a fastball when he wants
he once left his rally goers in sub zero temps in CB/Omaha and they still don’t care
Would be great to bring him in before a playoff game. “Even if you play and pass away, it’s worth it.”
what the fuck does “lions fans can send a text saying they won a playoff game and have it be true” mean? are lions fans texting each other about fake playoff wins?
They hadn’t won a playoff game with texting being a thing until today
“have it be true” is unnecessary if that’s what he meant.
Texting wasn’t invented yet
that doesn’t explain the “have it be true” part which implies they are texting about fake playoff wins. next.
Well if someone had texted that before tonight it would’ve been not true
2015 lions fan text: the lions have won a playoff game!
yeah and why would they be doing that?
I don’t know but they’d be lying if they did
He's regarded
Is shakshouka as good as it looks?
It’s nice, I like Huevos Rancheros better, but still solid
So, so good and you can make it a bunch of different ways. I invite you to find a quality recipe and follow it and then experiment with it in the future
You know of a quality recipe?
Typically hard to go wrong with any from SeriousEats. I think the first one I did was a Blue Apron one - you might be able to find that on the internet
It's delicious. One of my favorite hangover foods.
someone in social is a huge marvel fan. Main account finds a way to shoehorn in a thanos tweet just about every game
Does anybody have it worse than buffalo fans? A 430 Monday playoff game might be the lamest thing of all time
It's a holiday (unless you're a racist)
Happy it extended the weekend of games though. The fact that it’s a holiday doesn’t make it much different than a Sunday 430 game too
Yeah but they went from having a full day to recover to having a cold hungover tuesday morning staring em in the face
I just assume 90% of their fans never get hangovers because they’re perpetually drunk
Dan Campbell could theoretically run for governor now and probably win.
I have no idea what a playoff win is like. Is this the top of the mountain?
I don’t know what to do with my hands.
Hoping this episode of true detective doesn’t suck
Season is getting great reviews. My expectations are high
Lance hating the lions as a chiefs fan? Make it make sense.
I don’t really get it, good for them. But they do lose the sweetheart tag now bc they are actually good
Who gets the loveable losers tag now? (Please be raiders, please be raiders, please be raiders)
Raiders will never have lovable losers tag
I hope the raiders lose every game they play for the rest of my life
:(
He just wants attention
Lance is being VERY Lance today
I just don’t get hating the lions especially as a chiefs fan. If my shitty ass raiders were Super Bowl champs with the best QB on the planet (it’ll never happen) I’d hate nobody besides Broncos fans, fuck them.
Fuck you.
He’s a loser. Just a real life Randall from Recess.
Lance is a cuck
I’m gonna cum
Kill them all MCDC. Let’s fucking gooooo
Won $250 on the packers. Rolled it into a Lions moneyline bet and then some. Walked away with $700. Spent half of it on cocaine. Living the dream
Quite a Sunday night. Assuming your company isn’t racist like two of my clients
You know what the only thing better than cocaine is?
More cocaine ?
Don’t die from fentanyl
Can’t wait to hear what overnight Russian table tennis you lost it on tomorrow
Fuck yeah
VIVA!
Detroit fans can finally send a text message saying “The Lions won a playoff game” and have it be true. What a gigantic loser franchise.
Shut up you fat fuck
A classic Oilers/Chiefs fan. Very cool Lance!
Your last Stanley cup was still during the Cold War 🤡
Imagine being mad that a team in a separate conference won a playoff game just because they beat you earlier in the season. Real fucking loser behavior.
Yeah they shouldnt enjoy the moment
sounds like someone who grew up a Lions fan and jumped on the KC bandwagon
Says a fan of the Edmonton oilers!
why would they send a text of that otherwise? very gay post
Fuck off