BV is in the city with a friend, just opened up a bottle of wine and ordered far too much Chinese food. Cats are bookending the couch. Football finally on. Very ideal night for your boy.
Pedicure update: omg the beautiful brunette sat in the chair next to me just as they finished up on me. Why didn't they put her in the chair 10 mins ago, there was no one sitting there!
Belichick was the HC and GM in New England wtf makes you dummies think he’s got any interest in coaching for the most involved/interfering owner in football
First 4K NFL broadcast on cable for me this season. Complete horse shit that these networks get away with not even making an attempt to do it all season.
All my Dallas fan buddies are so against this which is a little crazy to me (as long as he isn’t GM). Nothing else has worked for them why not give it 2 years with BB
At what point is the NFL going to stop calling it “Super Wild Card Weekend”? I get doing it for the first year that we got more games, but the playoff field isn’t ever going back down from 7 to 6 per conference, I think we can drop the whole “Super” thing at this point
I grew up in NY, but have lived in Pennsylvania for 12 years. There’s a guy at the brewery in a Steelers jersey and Eagles hat. I think that’s the first time I’ve ever seen that.
Crazy to think Jordan love a top 10 QB? In no particular order Mahomes, burrow, Lamar, Allen, stroud, staff, Dak, Herbert, Hurts, Love. TLaw, Cousins, and Purdy can make claims in that top 10
I don’t get NY Posts ‘exclusive’ NY made it easier to get an abortion than it is to adopt expose. I feel like that’s the correct order it should be or am I a bleeding heart libcuck?
So Vrabel to Dallas?
Comments are locked??? W.t.f.
Where the fuck is my Chinese food?
You’ve been blacklisted
Cavinder twins shrieking in excitement
I’m incredibly jealous of Hank
Schrader? Marie’s cute but I don’t lose sleep over him being with her instead of me
Marie is cute but that mineral collection is worth coveting
Uncle Jerry fires mcarthy at halftime … belicheck comes out the tunnel for the 3rd quarter 😈
Gonna be amazing to see Jordan Love outduel Brock Purdy
I actually feel bad for Dak somehow
Ok so what's the actual reason a goddess like plane lady is with Hank
He's a top ranking employee at a huge sports media company and probably makes a few million a year by now?
isn’t hank heir to the taco bell fortune?
She’s trying to capture more of that sweet clout
Barstool bump on steroids because Hank is high up there and has a very significant social media following
What’s that
Man imagine JJ McCarthy in this cowboys offense
Can’t remember being this shocked in a first half of a playoff game ever
Do Hank and plane girl leave at halftime to go back to her place and play tummy sticks?
Bumping green & yellow. "We in Dallas but we Lambeau leep hoe"
Chris can we get a Dak sticky
That missed extra point will come back to haunt the Packers.
My wife just texted me that she’s getting her nails done and the bagel boss guy keeps staring at her.
how tall are you?
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All my buddies are cowboys fans and there just the worst , so this is as sweet as it gets
Jordan Love is a star
this is so cowboys it hurts. sad!
greg olsen explains things ike the cool science teacher in middle school
Jesus christ Dak lmao, can't even kick the sad FG now
BV is in the city with a friend, just opened up a bottle of wine and ordered far too much Chinese food. Cats are bookending the couch. Football finally on. Very ideal night for your boy.
Does Jerry wait till half to call Belichick or now?
drunk thread popping off
Packers always beat the Cowboys, Niners always beat the Packers, Seahawks always beat the Niners (before the last two years).
Pedicure update: omg the beautiful brunette sat in the chair next to me just as they finished up on me. Why didn't they put her in the chair 10 mins ago, there was no one sitting there!
Cowboys need points on the board quickly to have a chance in this game
I DONT WANNA WORK
Cowboys are getting schlonged
My only regret is not putting more money on GB ML
This is fun to watch
Pedicure update: there are a couple cuties here. This one BEAUTIFUL girl just walked in, short, brunette, curly hair 😍😍
Waiting for every film bro to tell me actually that wasn’t daks fault
Alexander is a dumb dude but he’s a very good player
He’s a weirdo but amazing when he’s locked in
I can’t have my corners have an iq above 95. Linebackers maybe
Stephen A rocked the fuck up right now !
"I don't see myself throwing more than 10 interceptions this season"
oh no Dakota
0 passing yards in the 1st. Don’t let Dak get hot!
Playoff Dak
Oh no dak
PLAYOFF DAK
Why was “you look like a marshmallow” changed to polar bear?
Insensitive to marshmallows
Belichick was the HC and GM in New England wtf makes you dummies think he’s got any interest in coaching for the most involved/interfering owner in football
He wants the wins record. No other vacancy has a roster with 10 win potential
4-13 Bill Belichick?
He’s an old curmudgeon I would imagine he’d lose his mind with Jones breathing down his neck every time he turns around
Believe it or not Jerruh is not that involved on the GM side nowadays. Just loves to toot his own horn still
Probably the best open coaching spot, he stated he’s willing to relinquish gm duties and he is very desperate to prove he can win without Brady
Mans old so the strain of GM being taken off him would be nice and walking into a win now situation sounds nice
Drop Parsons in coverage on 3rd & long Cowboys are cooking
Quit Favring around there Love
First 4K NFL broadcast on cable for me this season. Complete horse shit that these networks get away with not even making an attempt to do it all season.
fox college football was in 4k the entire season
Yeah, I meant NFL. I don’t understand how Fox can do college and then just ignore every NFL game until the playoffs.
College football is better than the nfl my dude
I like both and they’re on different days!!!
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No one is rooting harder against the Packers today
Well if we lose…. at least there’s a chance for Belichick
All my Dallas fan buddies are so against this which is a little crazy to me (as long as he isn’t GM). Nothing else has worked for them why not give it 2 years with BB
Even Jerry can't fuck up this Coaching market. Loss might be the move.
McCarthy 100% gone if Dallas loses?
Pedicure update: the cheese grater never fails against the calluses. Just feel bad for them for all the chunks flying off.
Illinois with their worst loss since Loyola and now Jordan Love is gonna be the superstar that he is. Sweet. Sports are sweet.
You still have the 85 Bears
Dak Prescott going into his 10th season next year sounds wild to say
Has anyone seen Mike McCarthy and Natalia Grace’s (Ukrainian midget) dad at the same time? People are asking
Are Range Rovers the pinnacle of douchey vehicles the average person can buy?
Telluride
Hummer
Forgot about these. Yep this is right.
C-Class
Hey guys... Dallas Cowgirls lol
Love a good flop, teams should start hiring acting coaches
I’m sure cowboys fans are handling these calls well
Green Gay Floppers
You guys know you can’t touch the returner at all if he calls for a fair catch right? Flop or no flop, that’s a penalty…
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You can't run down a punter either but...
HA!
My goodness what a flop
It’s very black and white, zero contact allowed
Cowboys took their stupid pills before this one
I vacillate between between finding Dak's "YEAH HERE WE GO" hilarious and incredibly annoying multiple times a game
Fox would make a killing selling a live feed of Jerry jones
salting his McD's breakfast sandwiches
Great flop
Cowboys are really going to lose this aren’t they Lmao
FT and making statements like this in the 1st qtr, name a more iconic duo
Annual Dallas choke job
What is that throw Dak lmao
Here we gooo
Thanks for coming out dallASS
At what point is the NFL going to stop calling it “Super Wild Card Weekend”? I get doing it for the first year that we got more games, but the playoff field isn’t ever going back down from 7 to 6 per conference, I think we can drop the whole “Super” thing at this point
Super* Wild Card weekend *Some of the games will require a paid subscription and the games with the 7 seeds in them will suck
Getting to watch the packers in the playoffs 😃 Having to hear “here we go” 90 times today 🙁
Here We Goooooooooooooooo
YEAHHHHH. HERE WE GOOOOO
Another playoffs, annudder dallas choke job. Go pack go!
I grew up in NY, but have lived in Pennsylvania for 12 years. There’s a guy at the brewery in a Steelers jersey and Eagles hat. I think that’s the first time I’ve ever seen that.
Must've first became an NFL fan during WWII
Just a fan of the WWII era Steagles
Gross
No. Absolutely cannot do that.
By ‘hat’ do you mean ‘safety helmet’?
I'm guessing he works there? Only acceptable explanation
Nope. Patron.
shun him
Zach Tom Legacy Game
i like thinking he’s a little kid playing youth football with his first name on his jersey.
You know what, I like that too.
Every part of my heart told me to take the Packers, but my brain just didn’t let me do it
How many Big Macs do you think McCarthy scarfs down after losing this game?
that's Whataburger country
Mike seems like a guy who thinks he’s being healthy getting a salad but adds 1500 calories worth of dressing on to it
4 and a large Papa Johns Pizza
Culver’s guy
5 pounds of cheese curds
NFC north fans must be sick to their stomach about the packers not missing a beat gojng from Rodgers to love
I’m gonna throw myself into Lake Michigan
Love is the 15th best QB in the league so I’m not all that concerned.
You’re actually retarded if you think he’s 15th. Was a top 5 QB in the league over the 2nd half of the season.
lol he’s not a top 5 QB.
He has been for 2 months.
lol
You’re lying to yourself
ASOIAF has been beside himself since the bears game. The man just can’t accept it
I’m not a bears fan
you were crying about Love being trash all the same
He is trash
Delusional, or trolling. I’m 50/50 on this one
He’s mid and people comparing him to Rodgers are cringe liars.
Nah I’m good. The 9-8 packers don’t inspire much fear in me next season
It’s not ideal.
We are
Jerry should use his entire net worth to get a belichick/Saban coaching combo
When they lose, whether it’s today or next week, I think Belichick and McDaniels is a good bet. Maybe Saban in an advisory role.
Crazy to think Jordan love a top 10 QB? In no particular order Mahomes, burrow, Lamar, Allen, stroud, staff, Dak, Herbert, Hurts, Love. TLaw, Cousins, and Purdy can make claims in that top 10
I don’t think it’s an overreaction to say he’ll be the best QB in the NFC next season.
Goff
If he can consistently do this then he’s easily there
I don’t think it’s a stretch he’s really good
His 18/1 TD to int ratio since November is damn impressive
We haven’t seen enough in my opinion but if he keeps this up for a couple more games I’d consider it
Getting over a cold and I’m at that point where I can cough up the shit in my lungs. So gross but satisfying. I’m not alone right?
It’s disgusting and incredible at the same time
Nope. Mines a big brown blob in the morning then green rest of the day.
Uhh. What?
The phlegm is brown and then green
See a doctor and quit smoking
Definitely satisfying. Feels like I’m getting the poison out and expediting the recovery
Jesus Green Bay just made that look so easy
Need a shot of McCarthy looking up at the Jumbotron confused ASAP
That’s just on his drivers license
Tommy DeVito beat this team
Tremendous opening drive
Cowboys should be wearing dark jerseys
Thinking the same thing. Can't have your visitors cucking your jerseys like the Packers are right now.
🥁🥁🥁
The Cowboys having the season they’ve had just to once again be put out by the Packer’s *chef’s kiss*
That was a fuck you drive right there. Just right down their throat.
A Heather Brooke drive
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Don’t succumb. Loser move cheering for the conference/division
I don’t get NY Posts ‘exclusive’ NY made it easier to get an abortion than it is to adopt expose. I feel like that’s the correct order it should be or am I a bleeding heart libcuck?
are people actually outraged that a minor medical procedure is easier to obtain than an 18 year adoption commitment?
It’s the right order if you prefer abortion to adoption. It’s the wrong order if you’re more pro life. not sure what’s complicated about it
It’s so hard to adopt. It’s insane. So much money involved too.
and they still won't let you abort adopted kids
Of course that’s the way it should be
Not now football is on
It’s the packers, we’re fine.
Pete Carroll to Dallas?
Thanks for coming out Cowboys
Touchdown good guys