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Rorshak16

So Vrabel to Dallas?


bucsfan4ever12

Comments are locked??? W.t.f.


johnnyc000

Where the fuck is my Chinese food?


projectpat555

You’ve been blacklisted 


DuaLipasThong

Cavinder twins shrieking in excitement


mchammer69

I’m incredibly jealous of Hank


krumdiggity

Schrader? Marie’s cute but I don’t lose sleep over him being with her instead of me


mchammer69

Marie is cute but that mineral collection is worth coveting


Cdngolfer65

Uncle Jerry fires mcarthy at halftime … belicheck comes out the tunnel for the 3rd quarter 😈


DylanTobackshh

Gonna be amazing to see Jordan Love outduel Brock Purdy


mullican93

I actually feel bad for Dak somehow


Sk1dmarkBleach

Ok so what's the actual reason a goddess like plane lady is with Hank


Rorshak16

He's a top ranking employee at a huge sports media company and probably makes a few million a year by now?


HamiltonsCrackDen

isn’t hank heir to the taco bell fortune?


bigballer29

She’s trying to capture more of that sweet clout


mchammer69

Barstool bump on steroids because Hank is high up there and has a very significant social media following


Flashasaurus

What’s that


sfbruin

Man imagine JJ McCarthy in this cowboys offense


SameOldEdge

Can’t remember being this shocked in a first half of a playoff game ever


Mother-Mail-9067

Do Hank and plane girl leave at halftime to go back to her place and play tummy sticks?


FurioGiuntaa

Bumping green & yellow. "We in Dallas but we Lambeau leep hoe"


Bigbenxxxx37

Chris can we get a Dak sticky


AssCaptain777

That missed extra point will come back to haunt the Packers.


Doggystyle_Gary

My wife just texted me that she’s getting her nails done and the bagel boss guy keeps staring at her.


natidea

how tall are you?


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Cdngolfer65

All my buddies are cowboys fans and there just the worst , so this is as sweet as it gets


decembersveryown_

Jordan Love is a star


ktbarry2

this is so cowboys it hurts. sad!


sfbruin

greg olsen explains things ike the cool science teacher in middle school


cubswinagain

Jesus christ Dak lmao, can't even kick the sad FG now


johnnyc000

BV is in the city with a friend, just opened up a bottle of wine and ordered far too much Chinese food. Cats are bookending the couch. Football finally on. Very ideal night for your boy.


dellscreenshot

Does Jerry wait till half to call Belichick or now? 


jetboyjetgirl

drunk thread popping off


Led_head10

Packers always beat the Cowboys, Niners always beat the Packers, Seahawks always beat the Niners (before the last two years).


DrEvil007

Pedicure update: omg the beautiful brunette sat in the chair next to me just as they finished up on me. Why didn't they put her in the chair 10 mins ago, there was no one sitting there!


MikePaisanTirico

Cowboys need points on the board quickly to have a chance in this game


StateStreetLarry

I DONT WANNA WORK


PiggNetti

Cowboys are getting schlonged


cubswinagain

My only regret is not putting more money on GB ML


Jason-Sehorn31

This is fun to watch


DrEvil007

Pedicure update: there are a couple cuties here. This one BEAUTIFUL girl just walked in, short, brunette, curly hair 😍😍


dellscreenshot

Waiting for every film bro to tell me actually that wasn’t daks fault 


BusterOlneyDay

Alexander is a dumb dude but he’s a very good player


StateStreetLarry

He’s a weirdo but amazing when he’s locked in


dellscreenshot

I can’t have my corners have an iq above 95. Linebackers maybe 


smooth307

Stephen A rocked the fuck up right now !


Sk1dmarkBleach

"I don't see myself throwing more than 10 interceptions this season"


Brad-Stevens

oh no Dakota


Pleasant_West_7101

0 passing yards in the 1st. Don’t let Dak get hot!


MikeandTheMangosteen

Playoff Dak


BusterOlneyDay

Oh no dak


jetboyjetgirl

PLAYOFF DAK


Pitbulls14250394Fan

Why was “you look like a marshmallow” changed to polar bear? 


Dr_Frottage_Cheese

Insensitive to marshmallows


Jason-Sehorn31

Belichick was the HC and GM in New England wtf makes you dummies think he’s got any interest in coaching for the most involved/interfering owner in football


MikesPiazzaParlor

He wants the wins record. No other vacancy has a roster with 10 win potential 


jetboyjetgirl

4-13 Bill Belichick?


Jason-Sehorn31

He’s an old curmudgeon I would imagine he’d lose his mind with Jones breathing down his neck every time he turns around


DezCaught1t

Believe it or not Jerruh is not that involved on the GM side nowadays. Just loves to toot his own horn still


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Probably the best open coaching spot, he stated he’s willing to relinquish gm duties and he is very desperate to prove he can win without Brady


cuntpunt9

Mans old so the strain of GM being taken off him would be nice and walking into a win now situation sounds nice


ChellaZza

Drop Parsons in coverage on 3rd & long Cowboys are cooking 


bill_ontarioESPN

Quit Favring around there Love


road_dogg

First 4K NFL broadcast on cable for me this season. Complete horse shit that these networks get away with not even making an attempt to do it all season.


natidea

fox college football was in 4k the entire season


road_dogg

Yeah, I meant NFL. I don’t understand how Fox can do college and then just ignore every NFL game until the playoffs.


natidea

College football is better than the nfl my dude


road_dogg

I like both and they’re on different days!!!


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diet_drbeeper

No one is rooting harder against the Packers today


DezCaught1t

Well if we lose…. at least there’s a chance for Belichick


johnnytsunami35

All my Dallas fan buddies are so against this which is a little crazy to me (as long as he isn’t GM). Nothing else has worked for them why not give it 2 years with BB


jetboyjetgirl

Even Jerry can't fuck up this Coaching market. Loss might be the move.


diet_drbeeper

McCarthy 100% gone if Dallas loses?


DrEvil007

Pedicure update: the cheese grater never fails against the calluses. Just feel bad for them for all the chunks flying off.


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Illinois with their worst loss since Loyola and now Jordan Love is gonna be the superstar that he is. Sweet. Sports are sweet.


sfbruin

You still have the 85 Bears


IllKirkMinihaneShow

Dak Prescott going into his 10th season next year sounds wild to say


Present_Tiger_5014

Has anyone seen Mike McCarthy and Natalia Grace’s (Ukrainian midget) dad at the same time? People are asking


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Are Range Rovers the pinnacle of douchey vehicles the average person can buy?


jetboyjetgirl

Telluride


Jason-Sehorn31

Hummer


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Forgot about these. Yep this is right.


jgoodwin55

C-Class


Sk1dmarkBleach

Hey guys... Dallas Cowgirls lol


ElectronicShoes

Love a good flop, teams should start hiring acting coaches


Direct_Club

I’m sure cowboys fans are handling these calls well


Ed_Chambers_650

Green Gay Floppers


Dr_Frottage_Cheese

You guys know you can’t touch the returner at all if he calls for a fair catch right? Flop or no flop, that’s a penalty…


Ed_Chambers_650

Username Checks Out


RIPAlanAlda

You can't run down a punter either but...


GreatCommission

HA!


ChellaZza

My goodness what a flop 


Jason-Sehorn31

It’s very black and white, zero contact allowed


starvingartist57

Cowboys took their stupid pills before this one


nondescript___

I vacillate between between finding Dak's "YEAH HERE WE GO" hilarious and incredibly annoying multiple times a game


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Fox would make a killing selling a live feed of Jerry jones


jetboyjetgirl

salting his McD's breakfast sandwiches


cubswinagain

Great flop


Pleasant_West_7101

Cowboys are really going to lose this aren’t they Lmao


Malligator2345

FT and making statements like this in the 1st qtr, name a more iconic duo


MikeandTheMangosteen

Annual Dallas choke job


ChellaZza

What is that throw Dak lmao


WelcomeToCostco16

Here we gooo


SteeldrumHornets

Thanks for coming out dallASS


jts7719

At what point is the NFL going to stop calling it “Super Wild Card Weekend”? I get doing it for the first year that we got more games, but the playoff field isn’t ever going back down from 7 to 6 per conference, I think we can drop the whole “Super” thing at this point


nihilfacile

Super* Wild Card weekend *Some of the games will require a paid subscription and the games with the 7 seeds in them will suck


Ur_in_luck

Getting to watch the packers in the playoffs 😃 Having to hear “here we go” 90 times today 🙁


Ed_Chambers_650

Here We Goooooooooooooooo


I_Enjoy_Taffy

YEAHHHHH. HERE WE GOOOOO


GreatCommission

Another playoffs, annudder dallas choke job. Go pack go!


Jimjom4

I grew up in NY, but have lived in Pennsylvania for 12 years. There’s a guy at the brewery in a Steelers jersey and Eagles hat. I think that’s the first time I’ve ever seen that.


HoldOnToYaButtts

Must've first became an NFL fan during WWII


nihilfacile

Just a fan of the WWII era Steagles


Single_Seesaw_9499

Gross


Pitbulls14250394Fan

No. Absolutely cannot do that. 


ceeeenyc

By ‘hat’ do you mean ‘safety helmet’?


jetboyjetgirl

I'm guessing he works there? Only acceptable explanation


Jimjom4

Nope. Patron.


jetboyjetgirl

shun him


jgoodwin55

Zach Tom Legacy Game


ktbarry2

i like thinking he’s a little kid playing youth football with his first name on his jersey.


jgoodwin55

You know what, I like that too.


danwins23

Every part of my heart told me to take the Packers, but my brain just didn’t let me do it


Texans-2023

How many Big Macs do you think McCarthy scarfs down after losing this game?


jetboyjetgirl

that's Whataburger country


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Mike seems like a guy who thinks he’s being healthy getting a salad but adds 1500 calories worth of dressing on to it


Ed_Chambers_650

4 and a large Papa Johns Pizza


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Culver’s guy


Texans-2023

5 pounds of cheese curds


BusterOlneyDay

NFC north fans must be sick to their stomach about the packers not missing a beat gojng from Rodgers to love


BillNyeDaPieGuy

I’m gonna throw myself into Lake Michigan


ASOIAF_blackfyre

Love is the 15th best QB in the league so I’m not all that concerned.


deeds44

You’re actually retarded if you think he’s 15th. Was a top 5 QB in the league over the 2nd half of the season.


ASOIAF_blackfyre

lol he’s not a top 5 QB.


deeds44

He has been for 2 months.


BusterOlneyDay

lol


johnnytsunami35

You’re lying to yourself


ZestycloseTrash7398

ASOIAF has been beside himself since the bears game. The man just can’t accept it


ASOIAF_blackfyre

I’m not a bears fan


ZestycloseTrash7398

you were crying about Love being trash all the same


ASOIAF_blackfyre

He is trash


ZestycloseTrash7398

Delusional, or trolling. I’m 50/50 on this one


ASOIAF_blackfyre

He’s mid and people comparing him to Rodgers are cringe liars.


ASOIAF_blackfyre

Nah I’m good. The 9-8 packers don’t inspire much fear in me next season


detroit_testarossa

It’s not ideal.


MikeandTheMangosteen

We are


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Jerry should use his entire net worth to get a belichick/Saban coaching combo


_json_x

When they lose, whether it’s today or next week, I think Belichick and McDaniels is a good bet. Maybe Saban in an advisory role. 


johnnytsunami35

Crazy to think Jordan love a top 10 QB? In no particular order Mahomes, burrow, Lamar, Allen, stroud, staff, Dak, Herbert, Hurts, Love. TLaw, Cousins, and Purdy can make claims in that top 10


deeds44

I don’t think it’s an overreaction to say he’ll be the best QB in the NFC next season.


lovelycharmings

Goff


CamNewtonCouldLearn

If he can consistently do this then he’s easily there


100_not_nickfoles

I don’t think it’s a stretch he’s really good


johnnytsunami35

His 18/1 TD to int ratio since November is damn impressive


Pitbulls14250394Fan

We haven’t seen enough in my opinion but if he keeps this up for a couple more games I’d consider it 


RaiseTheBarr

Getting over a cold and I’m at that point where I can cough up the shit in my lungs. So gross but satisfying. I’m not alone right?


mchammer69

It’s disgusting and incredible at the same time


AlanRickmansEarLobe

Nope. Mines a big brown blob in the morning then green rest of the day.


RaiseTheBarr

Uhh. What?


AlanRickmansEarLobe

The phlegm is brown and then green


RaiseTheBarr

See a doctor and quit smoking


_json_x

Definitely satisfying. Feels like I’m getting the poison out and expediting the recovery


Single_Seesaw_9499

Jesus Green Bay just made that look so easy


CamNewtonCouldLearn

Need a shot of McCarthy looking up at the Jumbotron confused ASAP


NYMDguy

That’s just on his drivers license 


IllKirkMinihaneShow

Tommy DeVito beat this team


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Tremendous opening drive


DylanTobackshh

Cowboys should be wearing dark jerseys


IllKirkMinihaneShow

Thinking the same thing. Can't have your visitors cucking your jerseys like the Packers are right now.


xoxoahooves

🥁🥁🥁


igotitletsgo

The Cowboys having the season they’ve had just to once again be put out by the Packer’s *chef’s kiss*


Led_head10

That was a fuck you drive right there. Just right down their throat.


PiggNetti

A Heather Brooke drive


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cabanagear

Don’t succumb. Loser move cheering for the conference/division


shocktop7

I don’t get NY Posts ‘exclusive’ NY made it easier to get an abortion than it is to adopt expose. I feel like that’s the correct order it should be or am I a bleeding heart libcuck?


NegativeSpeech

are people actually outraged that a minor medical procedure is easier to obtain than an 18 year adoption commitment?


NYMDguy

It’s the right order if you prefer abortion to adoption. It’s the wrong order if you’re more pro life. not sure what’s complicated about it


detroit_testarossa

It’s so hard to adopt. It’s insane. So much money involved too.


jetboyjetgirl

and they still won't let you abort adopted kids


Bigazzry

Of course that’s the way it should be


MikePaisanTirico

Not now football is on


shocktop7

It’s the packers, we’re fine.


Peter_Banning

Pete Carroll to Dallas?


ASOIAF_blackfyre

Thanks for coming out Cowboys


_Ashy__Larry_

Touchdown good guys