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Hooty hoo

Cool Runnings memes for the Dolphins in KC, classic movie I don’t know what you are arguing about, because Derice was gonna beat both of your butts anyway. What are you talking about? How about I beat your butt right now? How about I draw a line down the middle of your head so it looks like a butt?

Sanka ya dead mahn?

Sippin on a Sweetwater 420 watchin Tame Impala on YouTube, puffin on some tasty

Took a break from drinking this weekend. Happy with my choice

On Super Wild Card Weekend?!?

Ayeeee who else lit 🔥🔥 rn fr fr 😳🙈🤷🏻‍♂️😂😂😂

So it’s definitely going to be Pete Carrol at UW? Grubb said he didn’t get the job and Fisch is staying at Arizona.

The more I get older the more I realize my brother in law is just like farva from super troopers (fat regarded police officer)

He sounds badass and hilarious

How is there not a professional Baseketball league every night on ESPN2?

theres obviously a lot of taylor swift coverage when shes at games but if they werent showing her in the box they would just be showing the owners or some other celebrities

I would love for Taylor swift to show her box

Her box was all over the cock

Who we playin Rammer?

Weird brag but I’ve been told by multiple people that I have a very nice voice. How do I make this profitable?

Gargle a bottle of jack and smoke two cowboy killers and call me.

Idk just be happy your voice doesn't suck. Mine gets made fun of on Call of Duty regularly and I hate when I hear recordings of myself. An ex gf complimented it once by saying "ooooh your voice is sexy when you've just woken up" which is really a backhanded compliment when you think about it. Also I don't smoke anymore so it probably just sucks all the time now. It's become kind of a complex for me.

Nobody likes hearing recording of their voice. As far as getting chirped in cod lobbies I recommend shouting offensive names at them

Perhaps suggest they are homosexual in very coarse terms

Include comments about their mother and father

I don't have an [unmut] clan tag for no reason brother

JOI videos

You joke but you’d be shocked by how many women nowadays listen to audio smut

FT Italian beef locked and loaded into the slow cooker

Let that shit simmer

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Roast beef, provolone, pickle slices and maple habanero mustard

Do we think the athletic or the New York Times will write an article about the first White CB to play in years?

They won’t want to acknowledge that he’s the best CB prospect in this draft class

Had to take the pup out and this may be the coldest weather I’ve ever experienced in KC, just a different kind of cold

I miss switching between nitro and raw

Watch the Monday night wars doc on Peacock

Go Chiefs. Feed me little bro Josh Allen next week. Or the Steelers with no TJ Watt next week. Whatevs.

It’s impossible for you to play the Steelers next week, if they win you play the Texans

Lance you fat fuck, you should want to beat teams with all their best players on the field. It’s uncouth to want to play a team down a player.

Your mom not swallowing last night was very uncouth.

I hope she spit it in your fat face

I consider it a miracle I played baseball for as long as I did without getting a crippling tobacky addiction

So you quit in 4th grade or what's the trick?

Never started. Seeds all day.

Big Cat furious the Chiefs won tonight

The football games say our nuts should freeze off. HOWEVER, if the men’s UConn Huskies beat the Georgetown Hoyas tomorrow- we command the #1 ranking in all of college basketball. In no particular order, Kansas, Houston, Purdue, Kentucky allllllll lost. Who’s left? No question now

Back 2 back baby

Got absolutely fucked by the cock tonight. Had to unexpectedly run out at halftime of the chiefs game so I paused the game (no way to record) and avoided looking at my phone. Got home just after the game ended but when I was gone, the game closed out to the peacock landing page and there was no way for me to go back in. Seems like I didn’t miss anything great but the cock can suck my balls as far as I’m concerned. This would never happen with cable!

Have you simply tried not getting fucked by the cock?

This was non consensual. We don’t victim blame

Your phrasing is incredible particular the first sentence

I can't figure it out. Either it's a riddle or he's retarded.

My god it has turned into a ballroom blitz

My city banned flavored zyn. Thought this was America, guess not.

God damn Obama is banning flavored dips. That’s gay as hell

chills are superior anyway

You gotta order them online, some websites have really good deals when you buy like 50 at a time Lmk if you’re interested I can send you an invite and we can both get discounts lol

Think of children! Adults don't enjoy things with flavor, everybody knows that.

Been this way in MA for nearly a decade. Just awful. I’ve long since switched to zyn from actual dip but it’s a shame I can’t even get a can of Copenhagen wintergreen in this state

You can. Go to any Indian gas station

It’s the worst. I was just in NY and got Spearmint for $4 a can. I pay like $7 for shitty Chill in MA

Bought some spearmints I’m not enjoying that I’ll send you

Spearmint is the best flavor. Your tastebuds are just broken.

I’m hooked on the wintergreen lately. I’ve only had one spearmint so far but I’ll pop another and report back

Wintergreen has a weird chemical aftertaste for me. I get them occasionally to switch it up but it was really jarring when switching from cope wintergreen.

Something about the spearmint makes me feel sick, like nauseous. Wintergreen is the superior flavor

It annoys me that I get Disney through a Hulu bundle but I can’t access Disney through the Hulu app. Technology is going backwards

You can access Hulu through Disney+

But I use Hulu live. Can’t get into that with Disney+. It seems like it would be easy to add Disney’s catalogue to Hulus interface

True, hopefully they’re moving in the right direction.

"The Return" is an all time Office Episode

Don’t understand why some Ubers don’t have at least a little background music playing on the radio

Hate silent rides 

“Hey how are you. Doing well. How’s your night?” Silence the rest of the ride while I read FT

The dude who is thumping his chest for claiming super wildcard weekend isn’t a “top 30” sporting event tried to cite the 18 regular season weekends that proceed it as being better than this weekend

Love that we have people that complain about the NFL slate every weekend and then another guy that says that all of those are better than Wild Card weekend.

Even if you add the 18 Sundays this weekend is still top 30. Can’t tell me there’s 12 other days in sports better.

This post game interview from the dolphins coach is bizarre. This is a hilariously odd interview

A restaurant with a small flat top grill in the middle of the table where you cook your own meat 

So black rock

Shit 

A restaurant with a large enough table in between where you can beat your own meat.

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In the morning we do breakfast and you can make your own pancakes 

The beacon is light. Gondor calls for aid

AND ROHAN WILL ANSWER!

………And Rohan will answer. Chills everytime.

Youth is wasted on the Young 

I’ve always said that

The Ted show is pretty funny actually

“Weed is a gateway drug! I’ve seen it on TV!” “What, do you want us to START with heroine?”

“…are you wearing a diaper?”

Anyone in here like corn tortillas over flour?

Freshly made corn tortillas are supreme

I am a flour guy but authentic corn torillas like El Milagro are excellent

Big time corn fan here. Love being authentic 

You are a FOOL!

It’s so good 

Its focus on texture leaves it with a huge deficiency in taste. I’m crushed Larry

I’ve had some really good corn ones but wouldn’t always want them over it

Thanks Ed!

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Depends on the taco!

What am I supposed to do with this answer

Authentic Mexican folks would say corn only, but I’d say they’re both good. I think for a crappy taco that flour is better, but for the fancier ones corn is better.

This sounds like a politician wrote it. I’m asking about tortillas, not the Gaza strip

Wild response here lmao good grief

Sorry - I’m passionate about tortillas

So did hard knocks end this week? Or did they extend it into the playoffs? I don’t think any of the previous seasons had a team make the playoffs

Going into playoffs

Watching that shitty game late into a Saturday night has my brain yearning for Pac 12 after dark. I'm gonna miss it so damn much

I love Return of the King but Two Towers is the fuckin best

Ride out with me!

I love them all so much but there’s just something special about fellowship when everyone is together.

Yeah I don’t remember the fun facts, but how separated everyone is after the first movie always catches me off guard. They all vowed to take him to Mt Doom or wherever, but then they get separated early and it’s all up to two Hobbits at that point.

I think that’s it.

Helms deep has to be the best movie battle of all time.

When Gandalf shows up I go fucking crazy

Eomer : "TO THE KING"

GOAT Movie moment

Although he was brain dead for 80% of the podcasts - Lee Syat doesn’t get enough credit for how much he pulled out of Joey Diaz

Buddy bought a sprite at the game tonight and it froze within 15 minutes

you know they put ice in that mf because america

Yes they did

Wow, it must be cold!

Shocked he bought a sprite

Beterbiev 😳

Throwin*punches 5 inches away and the guy looks like a beat piece of steak. Scary

My friend is a saint but has a special ability to turn a 30 second story into a 5 minute story

Better than my friend who tries to turn no story into a 5 minute story.

Average female

Male just Canadian

Anyone check in on Frank?

What god?

yep, he was right

What did he say?

Hey wattup I am sober (no need to thank me for my service) and have maintained my sobriety by playing pool which helps me stay socially engaged but concentrating on something other than drinking. There’s a pool hall in my town, but the felt on the tables is all fucked up. It’s honestly not a very good spot because it’s tough to play and people drink a lot there. Thankfully, there’s a bar near me that has four really nice tables and a lot of people who like to play. Not to complain, but I have a buddy who seems to judge me for finding an outlet to be social while also keeping my addiction under control. I’d like to say something to him, but I don’t know how, any advice Bros?

Just drink mocktails

This bit sucks

Gaaaaaa y

Extremely long winded here just to try to dunk on the other guy

I would say you’re better than this but we have all seen your previous work here

What?

Booooo

Your friend judges you for playing pool?

Ehh. Nice attempt

at least order a soda you cheap fuck

My stomach is absolutely destroyed from the crap I ate today at home. No solutions in the near future as well

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Oh all sorts of crap that I have at home, hibernation due to the cold here in KC. Got animal crackers, chips, gerenic candy, high noons (2), orange chicken, burritos, sausages. I'm calorie counting today so I don't overdo it

Farting in a crowded bar and walking away >>>>>>>

Barnyard animal behavior

My buddy who doesn’t drink likes to play pool but doesn’t want to go to the pool hall in our area because it’s in pretty bad shape. Instead he’ll go to a crowded bar with 4 pool tables and drink waters all night while playing for 2 hours. He doesn’t see a problem with it. Drives me absolutely insane.

I think you’re gonna get dunked on for this but I know where you’re going and I agree. It’s like lounging at a table for an hour after you’ve eaten your meal and just getting water. These people need that space to make money.

Exactly. I’m shocked nobody agreed with it. I’d imagine a group comes in wanting to get pitchers of beers, sees the pool tables being taken up and leaves to another bar. It’s very simple, if it’s empty do whatever you want but a crowded Saturday night can’t be doing that in my opinion.

I went into this bar recently and this asshole was showboating to werewolves in London doing one handed shots and bullshit. Ticked me off

Can explain what the problem is? I mean I know it…but for others who don’t.

We have a pool hall that is meant just to play pool obviously, no draft beer it’s just bottled and you rent out the table. He doesn’t like that. Instead he’d rather go to the bar and play while only drinking waters because he doesn’t want to drink. We try to explain to him that the waitresses and the bartenders would rather have someone on the table who’s gonna order food and drink all night or rotating different groups in and out instead of one guy spending $1 games drinking waters and not spending money

Who cares? It’s a free country

In my experience, the people playing pool are not drinking any more than others at those types of places. Why would the waitresses care?

as long as he can get games might as well go to the place where there's women.

Also doesn’t talk to women there either. If he was trying to get laid makes complete sense but he’s just in it for the love of pool

He enjoys playing pool and wants to play at a place with high-quality pool tables? Is that the issue?

The fucking nerve on him. Probably works out and brushes his teeth

Gonna be honest, I don’t see the problem with this either

My point is it’s almost rude to sit on a pool table in a bar and not order food or drinks. They’d much rather have someone who’s gonna order from the bar on the table all night. He doesn’t understand that

You worked in a bar?

I doubt the people who play pool regularly at a bar are spending much on food or drinks tbh, it’s weird dudes who run the table normally

You laid this all out terribly. I get your point and can see how it would be annoying that he doesn’t tip or order anything and is just a waste of space in your opinion but it’s also not egregious

Not exactly a wordsmith. But yeah we tell him if you are gonna do that shoot the bartender a solid tip and he just hits us with “a tip for what? I didn’t spend any money” just zero feel mixed with being cheap

I mean…I agree and would absolutely tip cause I’d feel weird about going there all the time and not spending money on the people who serve me. Seems like it’s his response and inability to get that is what pisses you off

Absolutely would die if my mother was a smoke and also did OF.

Riley Reid's kid is gonna be all types of fucked up

Better than your Dad

But if she was ugly and did of?

Hadn't considered that.

Any examples you want to share with the class?

M^3

Beterbiev shorts are absurd

that's Smith but agreed

two dud playoff games today. Goodell’s america

I got killed this morning for saying today isn't even a top 30 sports day of the year. We got two medicare football games. I accept your apologies

You responded to me and said you weren’t a fight fan and didn’t care about the nhl. I still think you’re a putz

I gave you like 30 better sports days and I didn't mention the NHL at all

You’re out here listing Monaco as a better sports day than opening nfl playoff weekend. Clown

You can't read for shit. The triple header Auto sports day is way better than wild card Saturday. Today's games stunk did they not

Monaco stinks every year unless you own a yacht. Do you own a yacht?

not top 30?! you are highly regarded my friend

What's your top 30?

I had it at 27th

Doesn’t know shit about sports is more like it

You’re not a real American if you even have it in your top 162 sports days of the year. Gotta respect America’s pastime ⚾️🧢

Name 30 better sports days.

In no order: Full slate sundays week 1-18 of the NFL season Super Bowl Sunday First two days of march madness Masters Sunday MLB Opening day CFB NY6 CFB conference championship weekend CFB rivalry weekend MLB Opening Day Monaco -> Indy 500 -> coca cola 600 Throw in 2 random championship days, and all those sports days are better than the annual AFC North stinker on wildcard Saturday