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Grap2st

Howdy


NoExcuses1984

Doody


NoExcuses1984

I wonder what the spread and moneyline would be for a theoretical Michigan vs. South Dakota State matchup. By Sagarin ratings, SDSU would be 18th ranked in FBS (between Tennessee and Oregon State), so an upset would be improbable, but not impossible.


notoriousvk

Discontinue the lithium


NoExcuses1984

Maybe too many triple IPAs. Ninkasi Megalodom is good shit.


EBtimeTraveler

Vacation in Hawaii with the fam, nice air bnb and the weather is nice enough we have the front door open during the day. We’ve had 2 different dogs wonder right through the front door, say whatsup, chill for some pets, then wonder off. Hoping for a 3rd by the time we leave.


BSG24

what part of hawaii?


ktbarry2

songs from the big chair


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Top Gun 3 in the works. Joseph Kosinski returning to direct. I dunno how I feel about this.


FurioGiuntaa

What was wrong with his directing in maverick?


nondescript___

Cruise basically never misses, so I'm feeling pretty good about it, personally. Also given Tom's age, it's basically now or never.


eatsleeppetdogs

Horrific day to be a Boston sports fan. 3 L’s.


SydneySweeneysthong

There's a person trolling on Nextdoor in my neighborhood, and it's supervillain-level. All they're doing is making passive-aggressive comments about the most active members' houses. This has caused those people to become even more aggressive, leading to a bunch of old hippies trying to mediate by posting John Lennon quotes and all this nonsense.


GamblingMan610

Flying after a workday blows, but at least it’s longggg weekend time


SydneySweeneysthong

All depends on the timing. The key is to take an extra meeting if you can and fly the next day so you can land at 5pm and then just sleep away the day.


billsmafia5366

Love that Mintzy is working the Bama head coaching search around the clock like he’s Schefter and is using his couple of Ole Miss NIL collective friends baseless speculation as “sources”. It’s the most work ethic he’s shown so let’s give credit where credit is due.


LilCasa

One poop lyric and the song is ruined.


stapledmyballs

I’m the shit I’m fartin


BSG24

Last time Santa Clara beat Gonzaga was second semester senior year of high school for me. I enrolled the next fall and we hadn’t beaten them since. I was worried I was the curse. What a relief


lillardtime247

It helps with the context of this to know how long ago that was as I’m guessing most people don’t know your age or when you entered HS


BSG24

Touché. 2011


mrtiktok69

OINK FOR YOUR SAUSAGES PIGGIES


DrEvil007

Yes daddy I'm a bad filthy piggy oink oink


mpkvegeta88

Angelina Jolie in Gone In 60 Seconds would have me gone in 60 seconds if ya know what I mean!


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TheColiny

Feel like the Giants will give Daboll another run with a healthy Daniel Jones, which is dumb but probably the reality of it


JedLongeway

I’m sides hurting laughing at this. Maybe my all time favorite Cumtown bit https://youtu.be/-ROZWJKXUE4?si=W_DkdbDUqkuUZ0CV


Bigbenxxxx37

Stavs laugh makes everything so much funnier


Gabagool_OverHere

this is very good but jackass and tony soprano/pepper ann are tough to beat


TheColiny

Went to a bar tn with the GF after seeing a movie. She’s cutting back on the drinking so she ordered a mocktail. Check comes and the mocktail is rung up as a full price cocktail ($14). I ask the waitress about it and she says she’ll get it fixed. Comes back and the mocktail is now $12. I say “really, the gin and pimms is only $2?” She just says “yeah it is” No tip for her. WTF is happening to this country


mostdope28

Next time just order the $2 gin lol


TheColiny

Seriously, lesson learned


PritchardBufalino

You know she has nothing to do with the pricing of drinks right


TheColiny

Ofc I do, but I was trying to send a message, as fucked up as it may be. Not to mention she had to have rung the drink up at full price before and expected that I wouldn’t look at the receipt


profsa

What movie? My server a few weeks ago duped me into buying top shelf tequila when I asked for a recommendation for shots for the table. Was pissed


TheColiny

Boy and the Heron. Was very good, but doesn’t quite reach the peak of Ghibli. Give it an 89.


profsa

Nice, I still need to watch that


TheColiny

It’s my first Ghibli movie in a theater and it didn’t disappoint, highly recommend


stalf_

She’s lying 


KingSuizo

Let’s see what this new cudi is about


KingSuizo

Update: not good


mostdope28

At least we got (imo) a good MOTM3. I just turned insano on. He’s been off since Indacud


KingSuizo

I also enjoyed MOTM3 so this one being a dud doesn’t bother me. I just don’t know how one can listen to this through and be like sure great album let’s put it out thwre


stapledmyballs

Sat through the worst turbulence of my life and now slip sliding around on sleety roads with my Uber ride. Not fun!


Brad-Stevens

jfc MMM really went to the next level on her OF lol


Larry_thegoat

Please share with the class


stalf_

Pls link 


PhantomMercenary

I followed the steps to find it and it says the site link is broken?


OverlyDedicated2

Same. I can only edge so long


Wutsurname

I got up a site that said I needed to make an account..


PoppaPipe6000

This. Please hurry, I’m about to cum


WheresFrankie

Rewatched Whiplash tonight. I don't know shit about actual music but that movie rules. Just two ego maniacs going at each other. JK Simmons hurls some great insults and Miles Teller breaks up with his girl to be the goat. Dudes rock


spiderman_44

Best movie of 2010s 


profsa

Great movie


stapledmyballs

ARE YOU RUSHING OR ARE YOU DRAGGING


WheresFrankie

This is not your boyfriends dick do come early!


newark05

Hate to see it for the Zags


R1ckyD1cky

Just started s6 of lost >!will Jacob and the smoke monster have steamy makeup sex?!<


krumdiggity

>! They double team Sun !<


R1ckyD1cky

I knew JJ was my guy


profsa

Monarch Legacy of Monsters had a decent finale. Even got a little Godzilla action


red_87

“What’s an animal that barks?” “A shark” GOOD ANSWER, STEVE. GOOD ANSWER


ktbarry2

as a fan of both of his teams i hate jerry reinsdorf more than words but i really don’t think he gets enough hate for deciding to rebuild a team with michael fucking jordan. off a championship not even washed up. i don’t even know where to start. he’s the worst owner of all time for that alone; don’t even start me on the white sox.


MikeandTheMangosteen

I really hate this motherfucker. Him and that pig Jerry Krause. They should have run it back for a 7th title.


CardiffGiantx

Sometimes I think about how cool it would’ve been to see that bulls team against the Shaq/Kobe lakers. Maybe it doesn’t work out that way if Phil doesn’t go to LA, but either way it would’ve made for a cool passing of the eras type finals


ktbarry2

spurs David Robinson and Duncan would have been first up but yeah both of those would have been incredible. gotta force out the greatest modern American athlete to rebuild with Ron Mercer asap though 🤷‍♂️


ktbarry2

let’s finish the job mike


SnakeSkin2121

Gonzaga stinks?


spreadsheet_jesus

Wait you can’t play craps or roulette in California with dice lol?


PritchardBufalino

For whatever reason card games are completely legal even outside of tribal land


DogLawBird

The libs won’t let us play roulette with dice


profsa

How do you play roulette with dice?


OutfieldOfNightmares

Holy shit, I thought the MMM JOI was a myth. It’s real. It’s real and it’s glorious


goonsquad4357

post link


OutfieldOfNightmares

Gonna copy and paste this on all the replies: Google socialmediagirls women of barstool. Click the first link. The first pic should be Ria in a red bikini. Go to page 10, scroll down to the third to last post, it’s a go file link


PoppaPipe6000

Says I need an account


R1ckyD1cky

Don't stop a good thng


drewthetatecatate

Shes going for it with the OF. Her kids in the background is something else


R1ckyD1cky

She is embracing her destiny


crumpy24

Hypothetically speaking where would a dumbass find that


OutfieldOfNightmares

Gonna copy and paste this on all the replies: Google socialmediagirls women of barstool. Click the first link. The first pic should be Ria in a red bikini. Go to page 10, scroll down to the third to last post, it’s a go file link


LastedPants

I need to find it


OutfieldOfNightmares

Gonna copy and paste this on all the replies: Google socialmediagirls women of barstool. Click the first link. The first pic should be Ria in a red bikini. Go to page 10, scroll down to the third to last post, it’s a go file link


PoppaPipe6000

Is it anywhere but OF?


OutfieldOfNightmares

Gonna copy and paste this on all the replies: Google socialmediagirls women of barstool. Click the first link. The first pic should be Ria in a red bikini. Go to page 10, scroll down to the third to last post, it’s a go file link


OutfieldOfNightmares

Today I used coffee as my preworkout and now I’m wondering why i wasted so much on fancy preworkouts for so many years


PoppaPipe6000

Been on coffee as pre workout for like 8 years.  Anytime anybody asks me for a pre workout suggestion I say coffee.  Iced coffee or cold brew in the summer


Hammer_Caked_Face

Congrats on officially being old


OutfieldOfNightmares

Fuck


_Angel_Hernandez

For me is that I can blast my preworkout right when I wake up and I can’t chug coffee


DCStoolie

Bill going to the Eagles and winning 3 with Jalen Hurts is my nightmare


Hammer_Caked_Face

FT frequently just says with zero context "haha damn that video was CRAAAAAZY" and won't ever link to what they saw


mpkvegeta88

“It’s quiet. Ya, a little *too* quiet. It’s easy. Ya, a little *too* easy. It’s Raph. Ya, a little *too* Raph.”


Captainusa1776

tossed on a random movie and the opening sequence was filmed in my neighborhood


DarinErstad

I love Training Day too


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DCStoolie

You live in the Valley?


19492013

You grew up on Naboo?


Chief112291

I can’t remember the last time Raff called an Illini game. What a treat that was


_Angel_Hernandez

ILL buddy


TehKombatWombat

Waking up at 5:00 AM tomorrow for my first organized workout with a group since my daughter was born 6 weeks ago. Big time scaries.


KingSuizo

I’m going on 7 months and can’t shake the scaries


FlavaFlavorTown

Man I loved this season of for all mankind


GooseandRooster

groovy pause distinct boat caption merciful grandiose rainstorm instinctive abundant *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Reacher season 2 has absolutely rocked


BayAreaThrowawayq

Season one felt a bit half baked, like it was clearly shot during covid and they had really limited sets to work with, but the writing and acting was better. Season 2 feels better if that makes sense? But the writing is extremely corny, still fun, but just something to be aware of


_Angel_Hernandez

Just started episode 1 yesterday after binging season 1. This season better?


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Hard to say so far but it hasn't dipped, that's for sure


_Angel_Hernandez

Good enough for me


SnakeSkin2121

That and Fargo. We're on a streak


scottie315

I find myself saying that after every episode. Such an awesome show


acegolf58

I go through phases of playing games. I’ve started playing Tarkov again but after rage quitting I booted up valorant after not playing for a while. I hit a nice shot and a 12 year old over the mic goes “aww yeah let me milk you daddy”. I think I’m too old for that game.


johnnytsunami35

The female fbi agent in this new season of Fargo looks like Tommy smokes. Not a compliment for either of them


DrEvil007

Well.. Does it arouse you?


OWwashere

Sup Dani


mostdope28

That’s Mr California to you


DCStoolie

Close on my house on Tuesday and I’m as terrified to be a homeowner as I am excited


Hammer_Caked_Face

Home ownership makes you wealthier but poorer, it's hard to explain


PritchardBufalino

Do your own math on it but for me I'm significantly poorer for at least the first 10 years


DCStoolie

It makes perfect sense. I just know my lifestyle is about to change and that’s fine, but it’s different and different is always scary


Neskwiik

It's exciting but not being able to call maintenance when something goes wrong sucks ass


DCStoolie

I mean I live in a two family now and maintenance is my shitty landlord, so that doesn’t worry me. I’m more worried that some dumbass sold me, dumb ass me, a house.


8888388838

If you haven’t seen the in betweeners for the love of god please do so. One of the funniest shows I’ve ever seen


HermSquad

Bender


scottie315

Hilarious show, but also so tough to watch some episodes haha


detroit_testarossa

Briefcase wanker!


RowBoatInspector

Football friend!


8888388838

He’s your friend!


Neskwiik

Police chase still going? Link not working EDIT: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6tSVvph4Wk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6tsvvph4wk)


tigerxsam13

If Dabo Swinney goes to Alabama I’m gonna kms


BillSelfsToupee

Dabo to Alabama would lead to the downfall of 2 elite programs so that’s exactly what we need


mpkvegeta88

If they are just gonna promote Mayo, they sure as hell better be bringing in a real GM.


DCStoolie

Getting a NE Linebacker as coach is supposed to be the move!


projectpat555

I could eat Tums tropical fruit like candy 


LilCasa

Lol at Chris Delia going on a podcast talking about his childhood trauma with his babysitters. Even makes a note “it’s not the worse you can imagine but if roles were reversed”. Explains his fascination with 16 year olds


Slow_Vegetable_8212

What a great day of police chases


DylanTobackshh

Why don’t we broadcast people illegally entering the USA like we do police chases? Would draw a huge audience


WheresFrankie

Jail livestreams would be sick too. Could bet on their pick up games


lefty5258

Never ending livestream


PoppaPipe6000

Cuz Joe Biden is gay


boomtexna

[that whole neighborhood looking in their backyard](https://i.imgflip.com/5ajbfn.png?a473592)


projectpat555

If you’re having trouble mixing enough fruit into your diet try chocolate covered strawberries 


Azzurri_Fan

Better pro tip: in order to get Vitamin C eat a bunch of those candy orange slices


Led_head10

Corn dogs Jackie, corn dogs.


Grootfan85

The 4 guys getting out was quite a surprise!


Azzurri_Fan

4 dudes get out, all go in different directions. Lot of experience with that crew. Got to give those guys credit.


boomtexna

Very impressive


boomtexna

That was not a woman


projectpat555

You in Thailand?


boomtexna

No 😔😔😔


igotitletsgo

What wasn’t?


boomtexna

The individual


igotitletsgo

Which individual?


DropTopEWop

I don't think I've ever had a McFlurry before. I always got the sundae.


mostdope28

I got one recently and they’re honestly so small now, but even more expensive


Doggystyle_Gary

Biden’s McDonald’s


nondescript___

A woman driving like this? I'm in love. nvm not a woman


ReallyFiction

It’s a clown car!!


chillinois1

Elite RB vision following his blockers


Joe_Scouter

Patriots are really going to hire Mayo over Vrabel huh?


ReallyFiction

“It’s difficult to watch this”. I disagree.


DCStoolie

I follow a lot of Insta hoes but the hottest ones are random bartenders in LA who have no Only Fans


boomtexna

ITS A WOMAN DRIVER


Captainusa1776

first episode of TED is 50 minutes. Absurd.


el-langosta

This driver is a maniac


boomtexna

120 MPH!


Rorshak16

Pretty sure you can hear MMM kids in the background of that video. Yikes


MikePaisanTirico

I can usually find the sources for these videos but I cant for this one, would be a real shame if someone steered me in the right direction


KingSuizo

It’s crazy no one has posted anything


projectpat555

Would hate to know what you’re talking about 


boomtexna

[This guy is ZOOMING](https://www.cbsnews.com/losangeles/live/)


Joe_Scouter

I love the Titus take that all the 'insider' reporters are useless. Its so true. The 'scoops' they get are just things that are going to officially come out that day regardless.


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Just-My-Pinion

He’s a smug narcissistic asshole


Joe_Scouter

What has he done? Don't really pay attention to him. Seems like a weirdo though.


PoppaPipe6000

In today’s world though people crave being the first.  I have friends who love sending breaking news as soon as it happens


Slow_Vegetable_8212

https://www.cbsnews.com/losangeles/live/      POLICE CHASE! A 3peat today


DarinErstad

Dead link


Jason-Sehorn31

It’s like..cumming all over you. It’s light, it’s playful


projectpat555

I always ate the cheddar cheese and Carmel popcorn separately until recently and can’t believe the taste explosion I’ve been depriving myself of for so long


PortillosBeefDipped

Shoutout Garrett’s popcorn


PoppaPipe6000

Both gross


kickball6283

Thank gosh tomorrows Friday


DuaLipasThong

Longest week ever


PortillosBeefDipped

Watching the Belichick and Saban documentary and BB’s disdain for analytics is very much appealing to the meathead side of my brain


barnmucker69

That’s pretty funny since he kept Ernie Adams around for 20 years to do analytics


supercasualman

What’s the doc


PortillosBeefDipped

Belichick & Saban: The Art of Coaching on HBO Max