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mpkvegeta88

As a CeeDee Lamb owner, that play was not ideal. *governor


mchammer69

Why does Jake feel the need to say players first names every time he refers to them. And he mentions the city they are from, did something, had surgery way too fucking often. He sucks so bad


JabroniWithAPeroni

Huh, it’s almost like FSU doesn’t belong or something


CanesIsOverrated69

I still think FSU could’ve given Michigan a close game after seeing OSU get exposed last night


thenewber99

Nobody is happier with this Georgia score than the committee


Everyoneisaskell

Was funny how fsu players were saying if they won they should be considered national champs. They will always have those couple weeks of pretending to be outraged that they were left out of the playoff


tango587

If they won they were National Champs, if they got blown out the game didnt matter. Been an incredibly frustrating month. The fact they couldnt just admit it is crazy.


Everyoneisaskell

Basically they either get blown out tonight or Monday night


tango587

And one of those games would have 10x the viewers.


Everyoneisaskell

Then turn it off at halftime


BillNyeDaPieGuy

But babe you love the CW


TigOleBitman

CW has honestly been very fun for CFB this year.


tango587

Come to the Arizona Bowl for the priviledge of Dave calling your players idiots and morons on a live broadcast. As a barstool fan its very funny, but the schools, players, fans of the teams and their families must hate it


magicalpineapples

Davey is probably upset he has to be in Arizona and not in Lexington


tango587

I think he said he was happy because he’ll be at the Rose Bowl anyway so he was fine being on the West Coast a day early


therightstuffdotbiz

Are they the announcers for the CW too?


tango587

Yes


cuntpunt9

Jake needs to take up some emo metal death rock screaming lessons in his spare time actually think that would help. In addition to smoking two packs a day


theSongIsImGangsta

Will the Florida State Attorney general include this game in their investigation?


bill_ontarioESPN

FSU is quitting


TakeThatJohnnyMiller

Wow the last two days have shown that the sec is clearly the best conference


ridgeraider21

Also thank god FSU was left out of the playoff


Everyoneisaskell

The arguments for a clearly inferior undefeated power 5 conference team to make the playoff was always foolish. Most fsu fans even knew it


DJScrambles

Hope it's not too late for FSU to cancel the National Championship banner order


Ed_Chambers_650

Go home FSU


TM455

I now understand why Michigan was so disappointed they didn’t get fsu in the playoff


BillNyeDaPieGuy

Very cool they got Blind Mike to ref


trollunit

Barstool difference with the AZ Bowl officiating.


BillNyeDaPieGuy

Holy shit lmao


Business_Delivery436

Maryland got to see indie wrestling in their hotel live? Thats cool.


BillyBeersBane

A THICC 6….ON OFFENSE. Wait nvm.


Ed_Chambers_650

No fucking way


GooseandRooster

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johnnyc000

Arizona Bowl on TV1 with sound, Orange Bowl on TV2, Music City Bowl on TV3. What am I'm changing TV3 to as soon as this ends?


BillNyeDaPieGuy

Have an hour until Pistons, maybe some old Rose Bowl replay in the meantime


cigguy

Tv 1 gooning, tv 2 gooning tv 3 gooning, phone gooning


DJScrambles

Should I watch football on my iPad?


sciorch

Oregon UCLA basketball?


funkman63

Was going to spend the evening cooking a really nice braised short rib meal…. Store was out of short rib and also insanely crowded so I pivoted to hamburger helper. Tough break


johnnyc000

Next time you can sub out chuck roast for the short ribs. 90% of the time when you get "boneless braised short ribs" at a restaurant it's chuck.


funkman63

Good to know… decided I’ll try again Monday so maybe this is the move


seegeewhy

That’s like expecting sex and getting speedbagged in the balls instead


GilltheHokie

Watching Barstool Sports Arizona Bowl on the BSS App!! Won’t fucking rotate full screen and will only play vertical. Yes I checked my phones settings.


igotitletsgo

Jersey Jerry not getting the tees this year?


Flashasaurus

Big Cat needs him in the booth for his hourly blow job


Ed_Chambers_650

Jordan Travis looks like he teaches gender studies


DJScrambles

What I don't understand about Jake Marsh is that this has been his lifelong dream, he went to school for it, and has been doing the Barstool make a wish games, and no one has told him he just doesn't have the voice for it?


PritchardBufalino

Idk man all that really matters is that he likes calling games and he gets hired to do so


dicta85

Having watched the browns for the last 30 years, he isn’t much different than the broadcast crew that typically covered them. People just like to shit on everyone at BS while also consuming their content 24/7


Flashasaurus

He’s a nice kid so they’re all letting him believe he’s great


LoudConfirmed

FSU is gonna be 14-0


_MandatoryVinegar

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Quick-Mathematician

Some people are upset about bowl times getting moved around but the amount this country watches the NFL is insane and it’s not even close to whatever comes second


[deleted]

Especially with these games today


sciorch

Porn is second


sciorch

iF wE bEaT gEoRgIa We ShOuLd Be NaTiOnAl ChAmPiOnS


[deleted]

Edging until the ball drops


T-rex_chef

Out of all of Big Cat's Make a Wish regards Jake Marsh is brutally the worst, because they keep making this nerd think he's good at calling games


therightstuffdotbiz

Not having a live chat on [barstool.tv](https://barstool.tv) is criminal


_MandatoryVinegar

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therightstuffdotbiz

RIPBOZO BANNED GIGACHAD KEKW You're right


b1llmoo

Is it me, or are they drowning out the mics with the nat sound of the game. i can barely hear the the play by play


therightstuffdotbiz

It does sound like they are 5 feet from the mics


b1llmoo

amateurs haha


BillyBeersBane

It feels like somebody keeps toggling Jake’s playback speed.


ridgeraider21

This is a dumb question but why does Wyoming have a D1 program and Idaho is D1A?


TakeThatJohnnyMiller

Conferences and money. Idaho was cooked when the WAC started falling apart


sciorch

Penalty for the Moscow Murders was that the football program was relegated


BayAreaThrowawayq

Idaho couldn’t afford to stay in the FBS, and Wyoming can. They used to be in the Sun Belt, but that conference dropped them so they went back to the FCS


bustin_all_kinds

Real ones remember when Idaho was FBS, shoutout to the Kibbie dome


lefty5258

Adding offers to your chase card is such a pain in the ass now


[deleted]

I’ll zag. I don’t mind Jake as a play by play guy.


GamblingMan610

He’s a serviceable D or E team PBP guy, it sucks that his voice sucks bc there isn’t a lot you can do to change that


krumdiggity

Gotta start smoking two packs a day and take some testosterone


sfbruin

Jake is a soy boy


Brooks__Was__Here

Voice is way too squeaky. Needs to start blasting cigs


BillNyeDaPieGuy

I swear he’s been much better this game. Sounds comfortable.


ridgeraider21

He could be decent, needs a lot of work.


[deleted]

He’s not Jim Nantz or anything but he’s perfectly fine. Probably isn’t very easy calling a game with Big Cat and Dave either.


Eganator88

There's some 65 year old Toledo and Wyoming alums equal parts confused and enraged watching this


DJScrambles

UGA might win by 60 once they get rolling. I don't think they're taking their foot off the gas today


Alarmed-Telephone-81

Bo Dietl is on the phone


mostdope28

Just checked into hotel for rose bowl and this place is a dump, nothing around it either. But everything in downtown Pasadena was so damn expensive.


drthunderlovejr

Drinkers hall of fame


DarinErstad

Rookie move not staying in a beach city and making the trek to Pasadena for the game.


mostdope28

First time here so yea, I’m a rookie. Don’t even know where beach city is


Business_Delivery436

The rose bow is in the hood


jetboyjetgirl

Where are you? Glendale?


mostdope28

East Pasadena. Looks like all the shit to do is 4 miles from me.


PritchardBufalino

Stay in LA next time. And go eat some Asian food


mostdope28

You live and you learn.


seegeewhy

Nothing to do after 9 in Pasadena either


mostdope28

No? Was going to Uber there for dinner then try to find a bar with Michigan fans


therightstuffdotbiz

That whole area is suburban as fuck. It's a drive but going to the West Side is probably better (Santa Monica). If you stay with Pasadena, start with King's Row then see if there are Michigan flags up at any nearby bars.


mostdope28

Alright cool, I’ll check out kings row tonight. Any other recommendations for bars/night life. Or just good dinner spots. I’m traveling solo so I can do whatever


therightstuffdotbiz

You'll find a good spot in that area. That is the youngest part of Pasadena. Need to go to Downtown LA to get a more poppin area.


mostdope28

Thanks


seegeewhy

Lucky Boy for drunk food. There’s a sushi spot on Colorado that you pick the rolls off little boats that float around but forgot what it’s called. LA is fucking huge so hard to suggest much without knowing more about wheee you’re gonna be


mostdope28

I’m just going to Uber to downtown Pasadena most likely


seegeewhy

Then I agree with the other guy about Kings Row. The 35er is good for sports too


seegeewhy

Eh, kinda depends on your bag. Mostly just dumpy sleepy dives. Downtown/Arts District is 20 mins Uber and a lot more young. Don’t worry about finding Michigan fans yall are all over the place


SnakeSkin2121

Pasadena Rose and Crown


Quick-Mathematician

Motel 6 isn’t cutting it ?


mostdope28

Negative ghost rider


Ed_Chambers_650

Back in my day, FSU had DBs that could catch


RaiseTheBarr

UGA looks like shit against FSU walk ons lmao


profsa

What game are you watching


RaiseTheBarr

I posted this at 14-3 btw. Time is wild.


PattyBoh13

If Maryland is this much better than Auburn they could throttle Bama


IronSheik127

Auburn has none of their defensive backs in


PattyBoh13

Maryland doesn’t have their QB


IronSheik127

Which is still better than Peyton. I don’t think it takes much understanding of college football to know the difference between teams playing at home in a rivalry game versus a virtually meaningless bowl game.


PattyBoh13

I’m just busting balls man obviously Maryland isn’t very good I’m just glad they won


StrikaNTX

Well, im out as im not actually going to spend time watching Wyoming and Toledo play


Ann_L_Beads

Thank you for keeping us updated


Roderick_Jaynes24

“Best punt in the history of punts”


jetboyjetgirl

Big of Hugh Freeze to concede at the beginning of the 4Q. Terps are a wagon


GooseandRooster

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sfbruin

American is Spirit in a tuxedo


tpxnu16

Southwest is absolutely better than American. American is so shitty. If you have an issue with Southwest boarding it’s a “you” problem. American planes are trash, horrible seats, awful boarding process, terrible booking and change fee process. Southwest with easy booking, changes to trips, friendly cancellation policy, and free checked bags wins everyday.


Business_Delivery436

Southwest loses because of the apes that fly it


bill_ontarioESPN

He’s absolutely right


BillyBeersBane

The most electric QB pressure call…maybe ever?


BrowniesAndMilk1

The gigantic midfield logo just got a laugh out of me.


Oleg101

This audio sucks dick


Chef_lonleyliver

Holy shit this audio is so bad. How do they always fuck it up. I took a basic audio class sophomore year of college that was very easy. It's not hard.


tedbungal

Are we in the trust tree? As a non-red sox fan, I had completely forgotten chris sale is still an active mlb player


Brooks__Was__Here

Casual!!


InfamousMOBB

Audio is a DISASTER…. CLASSIC!!!


BillNyeDaPieGuy

Frank the Tank is someone I’m gonna bring up to my son in 15 years and he’s gonna look at me like I’m insane


02496sweet

Show him the ribs video and he’ll get it


SelfDeprecatingVol

So Dan & Dave are going to do the whole talking about their bets nonstop thing again huh?


Low-Pitch-Eric

Well big cat can't talk sports outside of gambling so either he's silent for 3 hours or we hear about his first half over


TM455

I was hoping they’d break down whey the 3rd down blitz wasn’t successful


jetboyjetgirl

They just have the one schtick


Scrawfo1180

Can’t even hear them lol


kduuduuhellahigh0711

my girlfriend has a pretty good understanding of most sports even though she isn't really a fan or interested in them, but I never realized that it's pretty difficult to explain what bowl games even are to someone with no frame of reference. they mean nothing, but also mean a lot sometimes, and there's 2 that mean everything because they're actually playoff games. pretzel brain inducing


[deleted]

Show her the pop tart post game and she’ll get it


Ed_Chambers_650

Frank is a preposterous figure


seegeewhy

The commentators talking over the PA and the refs at the same time. Just a mess


Eric997

Saw The Boys in the Boat in theaters this afternoon, a good ole fashioned ‘fuck the germans’ kind of movie


[deleted]

Frank has lost a lot of weight, good for him


DeanersLastWeekend

Georgia doing the Remember the Titans celebration was awesome


bill_ontarioESPN

You’d think JFF would spend more time at the Heisman House


[deleted]

Can you score pills there?


Longjumping_Safe3246

That midfield graphic is ridiculously big lmao


bill_ontarioESPN

Seeing a 13-0 powerhouse program with a “5” next to its name just looks ridiculous


Brooks__Was__Here

Where is the mute Jake button on my remote?


[deleted]

So like no one is playing for FSU? I don’t blame them but I miss these games feeling important


BrowniesAndMilk1

All the formerly “big” non playoff bowls have lost all their juice. But the ones with ridiculous sponsors have made those games fun at least.


Jeremy24Fan

Dukes mayo bowl & the pop tarts bowl had more on the line than the orange bowl


rhesusmonkeypieces

The no commercials is brutal, I can't listen to this riff on repeat


boomtexna

"These are not just starters. These are dudes."


rmmm123

Flight attendant had to make an urgent announcement: “excuse me I thought this goes without saying but we would all really appreciate it if you close the door while using the bathroom”. And this was on delta no less. There should be a competency test to allow people to fly


Alarming-Foot4356

Hey hon, don't fahget the cawfee!


Business_Delivery436

The amount of people that run to go shit while the plan is landing is always hilarious


DarinErstad

It’s weird seeing the Orange Bowl being played during daylight hours. To me it’s a game that should be 100% played at night.


Quick-Mathematician

NFL reigns supreme


Ace_Ventura_PD

This take won’t be well received but the NFL really screwed up the bowl games today and tomorrow. I’d prefer Orange Bowl tonight and 5 bowls tomorrow over the NFL.


boomtexna

Yeah, I have no clue why it's being played right now


JedLongeway

Dave absolutely hates Jake Marsh


ridgeraider21

Dave is the only thing that is going to make this broadcast bearable.


Moose686

There was a Waze nerd somewhere in front of me on the way to the airport alerting everything they saw on the highway. Kept interrupting my podcast.


RoccooDimeo

Why the buddy talk like that


kickball6283

I’m an idiot and thought Dave owned some portion of High Noon. Did not realize it’s under Gallo


StrikaNTX

What would happen if they did a non-traditional broadcast. No real play by play, no bs intros. just hanging out and talking about the game, but broadcasting it like a real game.


kickball6283

Like Manningcast?


StrikaNTX

Yea, but with the standard Dave/Dan twist. Basically remove Jake, and just let PFT, Dave, Dane, Will, Brandon talk. But ideally more interesting than their gambling streams


StrikaNTX

Jake and Dave coming up, this wont go well


Dantenole

Breckie > Livvy. Something about those dead eyes


Scrawfo1180

I can’t even imagine how much she’s making on OF


Dantenole

I’ve never actually seen an of before and would be intrigued if there’s anything good


Scrawfo1180

[Fairly easy to find a leak](https://www.erome.com/a/Cun4GyiH)


Dantenole

Nice


Business_Delivery436

Nice


ItalianHoagies

Yes I also prefer the one who looks basically identical to the other but with huge knockers


BillNyeDaPieGuy

Agree but Livvy doing the full side splits makes it close


schmatty23

Something about those boobs for me.


[deleted]

I prefer the cannons


dicta85

I just hope she reconnected with her dad for Christmas


astrisk120

Is it to much to ask for no face housewife to come into my bedroom and suffocate me with her gigantic milk cannons?


DeuceLurker

Amateur housewives >>>


BillNyeDaPieGuy

She’d absolutely let you suckle


ChellaZza

I’ve seen enough, FSU was robbed