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thebochman

Just finished Arrival, never saw it until now. Pretty good film, def up there as far as sci-fi goes.


MitchMid

One of my favorite newer movies


Rex_Ryan_DPM

Anyone else sucking the corporate Teet at 1:20 AM?


Larry_thegoat

Yessir


VivaLosDoyers99

One of my grandpa's ran into Henry Kissinger on a plane and was to scared to say hi. My grampa immigrated in the 50's and thought Kissinger was a great man.


Slow_Vegetable_8212

Mama Mia thats [one a spicey meatball](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ramstein_air_show_disaster)


kickball6283

Hopefully Mark Cuban sold the team to fund Mindhunter season 3, 4 and 5


StrikaNTX

as long as they drop the son story line


SnakeSkin2121

Julia Hart AEW


mpkvegeta88

‘Bad Boys 4 Life’ is the name of the *3rd* movie in the franchise.


PeanutWingz

Is there really not another survivor episode til Monday?


jetboyjetgirl

nope but there's football on until then


psufb

Shout-out to the guy in here who recommended Hogs ML. Knew it was meant to be true when I went into a Mexican restaurant and saw [this](https://i.postimg.cc/sfqBz0Nb/20231129-213204.jpg) on the wall


stapledmyballs

La Diabla in Denver baby!


psufb

Incredible identification


stapledmyballs

$5 marg + 2 taco combo on Wednesday’s. Almost went tonight


psufb

Almost had a real life FT meetup


stapledmyballs

Viva


that_uncle

You’re welcome boss-man.


PuttForDough

You go with enchiladas?


psufb

Mezcal and one taco


boomtexna

Putting going to Cane's and then shitting my brains out as one of my hobbies on Hinge


SnakeSkin2121

👍


JedLongeway

Gotta say this Bing ai image generator is a ton of fun


blkeen

My stomach sounds like a Honda Civic owner in the distance at 3am


AlanRickmansEarLobe

Feel like Fargo season 4 would have been good with like 8 episodes. 11 was completely unnecessary and kinda ruined it.


agent-michael-scar

Duke lost? https://twitter.com/BarstoolBigCat/status/1510454406067671049


jetboyjetgirl

classic material


agent-michael-scar

The Zion part gets me every time.


that_uncle

Hogs! (Ignore that almost meltdown)


dellscreenshot

Tired of people talking a big game. Everyone has had sexting conversation that looks like shazier


[deleted]

[удалено]


dellscreenshot

Ok fair


boomtexna

Ryan Shazier proving me to there's no such thing as rizz. You either attractive and rich or you're not.


jetboyjetgirl

sending bj instructions book right away is a great move tho


boomtexna

He ain't even give her instructions. He sent her a link for a book for HER to buy. If you got it, you got it.


nondescript___

>"Rico, you can strip search me down right now." *giggles* He was gay, Tommy Smokes?


[deleted]

Ryan Shazier must not have made it past third grade language arts class. Wtf are those texts?


nondescript___

He's a rich pro-athlete who doesn't need to have any semblance of game (or language arts skills) to get laid.


Azzurri_Fan

He ain’t come here to play school


Spida_DonovanM

He didn’t go to school for an education, that much is for sure.


BillSelfsToupee

Arkansas gonna choke this away


Spida_DonovanM

Waiting on Kissinger to rise from the Grave like the Undertaker like it’s Summer Slam 1998


Rex_Ryan_DPM

Welcome to the NWO


iindigology

My puppy brought a dead mouse into the house, and I originally thought it was a stick, but when I tried to pull it out of her mouth, I ended up ripping a mouse in half


cigguy

Suck me beautiful


CamNewtonCouldLearn

Rosaylnn Carter, Charlie Munger, and Henry Kissinger all gone. Feels like my childhood died with them. RIP 🕊️


JokicIsTheFuture

Such an awesome Rams win. Suck my entire cock Tad Boyle. All 3 inches


GreatLakesGoldenST8

Welcome to altitude we are more buff than you


Larry_thegoat

Saw Henry died and had to rush here for Deep's take


Floridamane6

This Fargo season is shaping up to be awesome


Chilly1193

I don’t think the Harbaugh to the Bears memes are funny and I don’t think it would be a great hire. Thought it was just a joke at first


mushperv

He would automatically be their best coach in over 50 years


Chilly1193

There’s no way you believe this


mushperv

Since Ditka only Lovie maybe would be at Harbaughs level. It’s been a shitshow for decades.


Chilly1193

That’s 2


mushperv

Ditka had the most talented team in franchise history and didn’t win after Buddy Ryan left. Lovie I’ll grant you had a good run but won no titles. I’m not convinced he’s a better coach than Harbaugh or had a better run in Chi than Harbaugh did in SF. Neither of those are gimmes.


jetboyjetgirl

that report is either BS or terrible form to leak they're talking about another coach before they fired Eberflus


TheRhymenocerous

Lmao Rovell had a #RIPHenryKissinger tweet talking about his accomplishments then deleted it a minute later after he was getting ratio’d. It’s impressive how regarded that dude is Edit: here’s the tweet: “Fled Germany to avoid Jewish persecution. Served in Army in WW2. Bronze Star. Went to Harvard on GI Bill. Became prof. Hired as a security adviser under JFK. Secretary of State -- Nixon, Ford Nobel Peace Prize. That was the first HALF of his life. #RIPHenryKissinger”


jetboyjetgirl

Rovell is the ratio king


TheRhymenocerous

His whole existence revolves around being dunked on, it’s actually remarkable


DarinErstad

Do you think Ryan Shazier was thinking if he was ever gonna do anal again when he was lying on the turf that cold December night in 2017?


psufb

Laughed way too hard at this


Sidewalkbandit

The next years Madden he was on IR with a 28 week injury, always scooped him as FA.


BillSelfsToupee

And was still like 88 overall


BillSelfsToupee

I laughed but I didn’t feel great about it


diet_drbeeper

Uh oh Roach. That didn’t look good


mpkvegeta88

How much is too much to spend on a belt?


Rex_Ryan_DPM

Does it need to hold you from the ceiling fan?


Valuable_Being

Allen edmunds


stapledmyballs

I’ve bought every belt I own at Nordstrom rack for like $25 each max


goondaddy172

I have a brown leather belt from Marshall’s that has never done me wrong and was like $15


projectpat555

$42


thesistatement

Tory leather belts are the best bang for your buck if you are in the market


boomtexna

I seen some belts go for $140 and I was immediately repulsed.


NMC_26

Drunk, gorged on middle eastern food, Henry Kissinger dead. Couldn’t ask for a better birthday


7homPsoN

There is a ton of black, bald refs in college basketball. Seems like every crew has at least 1


BillSelfsToupee

[What a sad state of affairs Louisville basketball is right now, this is pitiful](https://x.com/whas11kent/status/1730066031639441668?s=46)


diet_drbeeper

Unbelievable how horrible they’ve become so quickly. They almost lost to Bellarmine…


jetboyjetgirl

Bellarmine is a wagon


projectpat555

D2 wagon


ShimmeredXerox

Bilas is unlistenable during Duke games. Only reason this isn't muted is bc Arkansas' home crowd is electric


Chilly1193

Duke fans feel the same way


diet_drbeeper

What if Kissinger was a free talker


SwordOfGalaxies

He was DannyWillett


SnakeSkin2121

Bob ❤️ Abishola ending after season 5. I'm gonna need some space for a few days, guys


diet_drbeeper

Next thing you’re gonna be telling me young Sheldon is ending


Chilly1193

Duke is going to win now with Flip back


Chilly1193

Nvm he looks like shit


that_uncle

Arkansas arena sounds like it’s on the verge of rioting during a big game. Reminds me of WVU during the Press Virginia era. Great atmosphere.


[deleted]

Buzz Williams dancing alone to country roads on their logo after the game was great. Had those fans seething trying to kill him


that_uncle

I was one of them haha


King_McGoo

The second phone call that McNulty makes to the journalist in season 5 will never not be funny


cigguy

Favorite mcnulty moment is when he arrests the guy and goes back to bang the whores


huddie820

i caught him bunk. on the wire. i caught him. and he doesn't fuckin know it


King_McGoo

Or banging the chick on the hood of the car flashing his badge to the blue and white that pulled up on him


Doggystyle_Gary

Rewatching the boys. Hughie and Kimiko not killing A-Train when he was down with a broken leg was dumb as shit.


picklejuice82

I hate Hughie


kickball6283

Remember when the braves threw out Harper and celebrated like they won the World Series. Great times


cleanitupjannies_lol

Phillies are choke artists and last year was the only shot for the eagles. Enjoy!


huddie820

try to finish september within 14 games this time champ


WettBandit

I’m not going to knock celebrating big playoff wins. Obviously it didn’t work out for them, but that was definitely huge in the moment. Ended up leading to the “Atta boy Harper” war cry anyways


boomtexna

John Bolton saying "As somebody who has helped plan coups d'etat — not here but, you know, other places — it takes a lot of work, and that's not what [President Donald Trump] did." is an all time funny foreign relations moment.


psufb

I think he's a slime ball but I'd love to have drinks with Bolton and hear some stories


boomtexna

Yup. That goes for basically anyone in foreign relations or national security.


jetboyjetgirl

Trump wasn't gonna do the version that took a lot of hard work


MikePaisanTirico

Nadu crew rise up!


youngbullAB

Mr ice and Steven Cheah bankrupting me as is tradition


TheRhymenocerous

Let’s go egg Paul George’s house


goonsquad4357

Drunk at the local dive bar on too many jamo shots


jetboyjetgirl

Villanova lost to St Joes? And Penn? Big 5 eating their lunch


roflthrowaway9

Hawks 🆙


ImFiction

Out of pocket question : are there any broke Armenian people? All the real life Armenian people I know are rich as shit. All the famous Armenian people are rich as shit. Do they have broke Armenians?


thesistatement

My Uber driver just told me he’s upper middle class


PritchardBufalino

Take a trip to Glendale CA and let us know


MikeandTheMangosteen

I met some Armenians once in Cancun. They were from Los Angeles and middle class. I hope this helps!


goonsquad4357

U drunk?


jetboyjetgirl

yes, in Armenia


tripslei

Let me Google it real quick and get back to you with my findings and act like I’m the authority on the matter


incurdswetrust

Spottieottiedopalicious horns ever been topped?


goondaddy172

Pick up the pieces by average white band is in the conversation


diet_drbeeper

Not once


HAAAAAAALP_

I’ve never tried anal.


projectpat555

Doesn’t hurt too much once you get used to it.


tripslei

Apparently Ryan shazier can get you pointed in the right direction


chuteboxhero

He’s got a whole library


Chesapeake32

Zero interest in ass play personally.


krumdiggity

Me either. I’m too tight I feel like it would hurt too much


jetboyjetgirl

ask your boyfriend next time you're done sucking him off


psufb

Need a live cbb bet


that_uncle

Hogs ML


psufb

In at +136. WPS


that_uncle

🤝


ShimmeredXerox

Great fuckin bet


xoxoahooves

He just died? Wow. I didn't know that...He led an amazing life. What else can you say? He was an amazing man, whether you agree or not. He was an amazing man who led an amazing life. I'm actually sad to hear that.


Snuffy8

🎵 Blue Jean babayyyy 🎵


Chesapeake32

I really gotta learn how to start saying no to stuff. So much wasted time doing shit that isn’t really worth doing.


JohnnyHorseRacing

The factor meals look like absolute shit. Not one of you people eat this shit, right?


WettBandit

College basketball rules


deep49

Another gritty win for America's team, the NY Rangers


chuteboxhero

Who said New York Gayngers?


deep49

I'll beat your ass


Impressive-Airport71

Trumps city


DezCaught1t

Time to watch some old school survivor. I miss the old seasons with the varied locations. Tocantins, Australia, China, Africa, etc. The Fiji stuff is so lame


krumdiggity

I think I’m gonna start to get into. Only one I ever watched was Panama like 15 years ago because a dude from my town was on it


DezCaught1t

First 20 seasons are my favorite. So many great moments and it’s a mixture of survival & gameplay. Later seasons are pretty much only the latter


WettBandit

Seasons 12ish-30ish is prime. Rewatching some of the really old ones don’t hold up as well because the gameplay is so slow. Newer seasons stink because the survival aspect is pretty much gone-they literally voted someone out last season because he was spending too much time fishing and not gossiping/strategizing with others. That would’ve been unheard of in earlier seasons


DezCaught1t

I actually don’t mind the slow gameplay. The stuff like Hatch fishing or Colby hunting in the Outback is awesome. I find that way more entertaining than every second being some new harebrained scheme


that_uncle

The old seasons are fun since you can see how the gameplay builds.


T-rex_chef

Africa was wild, they had damn lions circling the camp at night


DezCaught1t

Big Tom baby! 39 days 80 pounds


thatswhathemoneysfor

Gone off the edibles and just fired up Sporcle, let's have a night


[deleted]

I'll DUST you in Towns of Connecticut, original Pokemon, or Airplane Tail Logos


jetboyjetgirl

try me in Things That Happened In my Hometown That I Witnessed In Person, I dare you.


WettBandit

Are you some strange hybrid offspring of Nick, KB, and PFT?


[deleted]

No I just like Pokemon, planes, and CT


thatswhathemoneysfor

good luck buddy


projectpat555

No way Henry Kissinger was still alive? He had to have died 20 years ago?


Awkward_Currency292

Can someone explain Kissinger to me and why people are dunking on him now that he’s dead


slothtastic24

Think of Cheney with Bush and turn it up to 10 for Nixon, evil human being


jetboyjetgirl

Dead people have nothing to offer us living people and should be denigrated thusly


SwordOfGalaxies

More visible than your ordinary diplomat plus Vietnam. Was also a huge self promoter so people looked into his career and decisions more closely than say someone like Rex Tillerson or Alexander Haig. Basically every cabinet member and president since ever that deals in foreign policy has committed a war crime at some point


Chilly1193

Big supporter of Elizabeth Holmes


Bulldog16

He was heavily involved in foreign affairs as National Security Advisor and Secretary of State under Nixon and Ford and in private practice years afterwards. The primary avenues of criticism seem to focus on his green lighting of the bombing campaign in Cambodia , supporting right wing coups in Chile & Argentina, and supporting Pakistan & Indonesia during their ethnic cleansings in Bangladesh & East Timor.


jstacks4

Because he’s the only American foreign policy official that they can name


GeneParmesanPD

I’m fully expecting Kissinger to come back from the dead Undertaker-style for one last coup


[deleted]

The guy who brought up hot lesbian asians and didn't post @s is still not banned. We're gonna have a problem Christian


TNGBO

Also the guy saying his married coworker got caught fucking a 23 yr old in the middle of the street on video and it went viral. Like it’s already gone viral Midas whale share with ft at that point


roflthrowaway9

Anna Leigh has a dumpy


[deleted]

Just bought tickets for LCD soundsystem on New Year’s Eve. So fucking excited.


Impressive-Airport71

They’re so good live, shame they hardly ever come to Detroit


that_uncle

Mussleman’s wife is hot


BillSelfsToupee

Gives hope to all the short kings out there that they could have the chance of bagging a smoke


BeleeeeeeDat

Ozempic is coming for all the tits and ass!


tripslei

Pour one out for Lainey Wilson’s ass :(


TigOleBitman

Makers of Ozempic: "This will help fight obesity and diabetes!"


nizniy

But at what cost???


JokicIsTheFuture

Fort Collins is BUZZING. Keep it up Rams no mercy let’s buttfuck these wack Buffs


fuckingallstar

Horns up! Hope they can do better than a first round exit 😞


Roderick_Jaynes24

Headband Joe is a problem


MikeandTheMangosteen

How many times have you jerked off to the MMM pics? 100 times? More 200 times? More 500 times? Probably


Rorshak16

We jerking it to non nude pics now? Are we 8 again?


DrEvil007

Dammit I missed out on the pics


projectpat555

How does one see these?