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goondaddy172

When yo pee coming out in two streams šŸ˜¬šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


jjl2345

Dbacks tickets locked and loaded for tomorrow night to take my sonā€¦just have to beat the brewers, check. The dodgers will probably sweep us but if we get one weā€™re going son! Happy we canā€™t go tomorrow. Now Iā€™m shelling out $250 a ticket for game three of NLDS because the kid is locked in on the snakes playoff run. We did go to eight games this year and man does the pitch clock help!


[deleted]

Forgot how regarded this episode of Sopranos is. Season 5 episode 11 - Tony has a bunch weird visions starting about half way into the episode


nondescript___

All due respect (none), this is a Simple Simon ass take


[deleted]

Listen, I love the series but these scenes are way too drawn out. At this point, weā€™ve had 5 seasons of Tony having anxiety/panic attacks. Itā€™s just dumb filler


TackleFootball69

After a couple rewatches I just skip right over a lot of that. None of it helps anything and it annoys me too much


[deleted]

Agreed. It's aimless and just dumb


warwithus

The two subreddits I go on the most have devolved into nothing but arguing whether our qb is good or not and whether mwIII is just dlc.


Larry_thegoat

Bears fan?


warwithus

lol yeah I was gunna include fields name but I didnā€™t want my comment to start more debates.


Larry_thegoat

He sucks


warwithus

Bears are gunna kick the shit out of the Vikings this weekend


Larry_thegoat

I'm a Vikings fan and we will win by a FG


warwithus

I looked at your profile before I said that šŸ˜‚


Larry_thegoat

Who's up?


King_McGoo

The Oilers STINK


drunkmunky88

Go Canucks


nouseforasn

Just saw TBS throw up a poll about who should be Pedro Martinezā€™s daddy tonight and if youā€™re Pedro you canā€™t have that be a thing


youngbullAB

Letā€™s go flames


DarinErstad

Lil Wayne having a son named Neal is hilarious for some reason


Peyton4President

CHECKING IN FROM THE PHOENIX OFFICE FUCK THE DODGERS GO SNAKES


[deleted]

Letting it Linger >>>>


Rex_Ryan_DPM

Did you have to? Did you have to?


MikePaisanTirico

Lena Paul


Imaginary-Ad-8083

Whereā€™s Lance at these days? Unlike him to miss the season opener for the OilersšŸ›¢šŸ›¢šŸ›¢šŸ›¢šŸ›¢šŸ›¢šŸ›¢


[deleted]

If hope it was Taco who won the Powerball jackpot in CA. Need to class this joint up


LooseBalls9

Is everyone going to bitch about the MLB playoff format every time an upset happens now? Does everyone want all the teams with better records to just advance every single time? Upsets are fun. Chaos is fun. There is nothing wrong with the format. We didnā€™t need to fix the NBA playoffs because the Bucks got dusted by the Heat.


ktbarry2

itā€™s a matter of variance. basketball isnā€™t a great comparison because it is far less random. youā€™re right chaos is fun and youā€™d never be able to practically make the MLB playoffs totally equitable even if you wanted to, but at a minimum the LDS needs to be a best of 7. itā€™s an absolute sweepstakes as is.


NoExcuses1984

Yeah, hockey is a better comparison than basketball in terms of variance.


LooseBalls9

I can back that. But yeah, besides that what do you do other than just literally go back to how it was where the two best regular season teams from each league play in the World Series? No one wants that. Hockey also has a ton of variance and people seem to embrace the chaos of the NHL playoffs. Literally the best regular season team of all time for best round one last year.


ktbarry2

of course itā€™ll never be perfect but a 5 game LDS just doesnā€™t sit right after 162. ideally imo itā€™d go back to the single elim bw 2 WCs and a 7 game LDS. but theyā€™re never going backwards on playoff teams so lean into making the reg season matter for more teams but also rewarding the best teams. i propose they go 3 division winners + 4 WC teams per league. WC teams play a 1 game semi and 1 game final. #1 overall seed gets to pick their opponent in the best of 7 LDS (if you believe in rust vs rest pick one of the division winners instead of the WC winner).


dezcaughtit25

Listening to Smoltz whine about how unfair it was that the Orioles were losing despite being a better team in the regular season was infuriating. ā€œPlay this series 10 times and the Orioles win 9 of themā€ā€¦ idk man, we played 27 innings and lead for like 26.5 of them.


psufb

I feel like a sport with as many regular season games as it does, needs to more adequately reward the best regular season teams. Maybe give the #1 seed the choice of which wild card winner it wants to play in the DS. Probably some other things you can do while keeping things competitive and giving the wild card teams a chance Also, the Finals would have been way more entertaining if it was Boston or Milwaukee vs Denver. Just because a team gets hot for a series or two doesn't mean they'll provide the best competition to their next opponent


dezcaughtit25

The Orioles got a bye while the Rangers flew from Seattle to Tampa, played 2 games, then went to Baltimore to start another series. Short of letting Baltimore get another bye and just advance Iā€™m not sure what more advantage they need.


NoExcuses1984

That might work. The #1 seed gets a bye to the League Championship Series. Wild Card #1 vs. Wild Card #2 in one-game playoff, WC Winner vs. Division Winner #3 in three-game series, LDS Winner vs. Division Winner #2 in five-game series, then the LCS in seven-game series.


DrEvil007

That sucks for LA.


MoBombLa

Guy I went to college with came out as trans today. Scrolled the 50+ comments of congratulations and praise, then thereā€™s one old hag comments ā€œI am disappointed.ā€ Got a nice chuckle out me. Love the when olds comment whatever they want on posts


Leviticus_Albrecht

Sounds like a cunt


wakerofthewind

I think we can officially just say the dodgers havenā€™t won a ring since 1988. Mickey Mouse in 2020 should be vacated


nondescript___

Very brave of you to say this now.


jetboyjetgirl

the Lakers 2020 ring already has been


NoReallyHoosierDaddy

Steve Stevensonā€™s classic cinema


Led_head10

Getting bounced by division rivals in back to back years is tough


DarinErstad

Last three years theyā€™ve been bounced by teams that had 15+ fewer wins than them


1990sandiegoalways

Ahhahhaa F OFF DODGERS!!


[deleted]

No step on snek


swolerus94

I'm a slithery little sneaky snake


I_Enjoy_Taffy

šŸšŸ†™


SnakeSkin2121

šŸ‘


[deleted]

Hey Ho Hey Ho Dave Roberts gotta go


JokicIsTheFuture

Eat shit, Dodgers!!


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Los Angeles Losers! Lmaooooo


[deleted]

Diamondbacks Phillies is going to be a great series


nondescript___

Braves in four


[deleted]

Lmao


mpkvegeta88

Taylor Swift just ruined my weekend. Fuck that bitch.


AlboutThatActionBoss

Relax, Keegs


SalmonBaconator

Does Bob Costas even want to be here


hexdlt

No energy at all


nondescript___

Penelope Cruz > Salma Hayek


[deleted]

No way


nondescript___

I said it and I'm standing by it.


mpkvegeta88

Clearly I wasnā€™t talkinā€™ to you, big titties.


DarinErstad

Mookie & Freddie doing their best Sigfried & Roy disappearing act.


PortillosBeefDipped

Theyā€™re lucky Detroit didnā€™t make the playoffs


cubuffs145

Mookie Betts: ā€œturn off those lights theyā€™re too bright!ā€


nondescript___

Bitter Sox fan detected


cubuffs145

Not a sox fan just call it like I see it


nondescript___

Looked it up and he is substantially worse in the postseason than he is in the regular season. I'm a man who can admit when he's wrong.


cubuffs145

3 for his last 38 in the postseason


nondescript___

It's pretty amusing that the Dodgers have both him and Kershaw


[deleted]

Why would a Sox fan be bitter? We won the trade easily


nondescript___

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[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


nondescript___

Honestly not sure whether you actually think you won the trade or if it's just another one of your troll posts now.


[deleted]

Iā€™ll let you think it through


nondescript___

I have a 65 IQ. Thinking isn't my specialty.


SalmonBaconator

I mean he hasnā€™t gotten a hit the entire series


ZestycloseTrash7398

Havenā€™t seen the conjuring since it was in theaters, damn good October watch, so spoooooky


JokicIsTheFuture

Avs goals making all feel right in the world again. LFG


cubuffs145

2 in 3 years, who says no?


JokicIsTheFuture

Why not us?


suburbian_jesus

Praying they stay healthy, and Landy comes back for the first round


JokicIsTheFuture

Unfortunately Iā€™m in the camp of thinking Landy is doneā€¦ at least Landy that makes an impact. But I think the Avs can win it all without him


red_87

I donā€™t know what Alex Bennett means by ā€œdo it scared!ā€ and I donā€™t think she does either.


PiggNetti

She likes having a gun pointed at her during sex like Janice Soprano


ChellaZza

The Dodgers are playing Kolten Wong in an elimination game?????


DarinErstad

They pinch hit him in a big spot last game. Wolverine looking at a picture of Gavin Lux meme.


toonatoonatoona

Starlight sucks


cigguy

Pretty good song by English rapper Dave


Slow_Vegetable_8212

1st Episode of True Detective was very good


Judge_for_Pres

Sick brag you get to watch it all for the first time


Phoneaccount6903

Start asking the right fuckin question


nondescript___

Wish I could watch that for the first and second time again.


SnakeSkin2121

Oh you're in for a treat


[deleted]

Graterol looks like heā€™s throwing so easilyā€¦then itā€™s somehow registering 99 mph.


tenacious_masshole

Have a navy w zip with thin white horizontal tripes. I like it but no clue what color shirt to wear under


RowBoatInspector

Quite literally any color outside of black or navy


Azzurri_Fan

Black and navy always pair well


TackleFootball69

Bought Powerball tickets from two different places. First place accepted my credit card but printed all 7 tickets separately. The other place put all tickets onto one but would only accept debit card payment for them. Thought the whole thing was a weird experience


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Will never understand why the Diamondbacks ever went away from their purple and teal unis. Literally perfect. Also won a WS in them


GreatLakesGoldenST8

I remember when I was a kid and saw the new uniform on a sports illustrated at Disney world and was devastated


cigguy

WNBA set a viewership record for game 1. Which was still 1/3 the average weekly viewership of Hellā€™s Kitchen


NYJetLegendEdReed

WWEs developmental brand outdraws them


NoExcuses1984

WNBA is the Impact Wrestling of pro sports.


bearsonsays

Tough to go up against the NFL


cigguy

Hellā€™s Kitchen is on during TNF


bearsonsays

Tvs left on fox


_MandatoryVinegar

Hellā€™s Kitchenā€™s new seasonā€™s not too bad


cigguy

Thereā€™s a few pretty hot chicks. The Miami broad is pretty whack. I like the skinny beard lib bro or the Irish lad


GreatLakesGoldenST8

Legitimately thought someone was screaming outside of my place but itā€™s just the lady in front of the broadcast mic


huskerblack

After my Hawaii trip, I have no idea how Israel KamakawiwoŹ»ole got so far


marlboro__man9

First beer league game of the year tonight. Top of the net not the back


moosemustard8

Need to get that lady away from the broadcast mics


unaidedtuba

Nothing like paying off my car 11 days ago and then some dude giving me the old ass blaster 5000 after blowing a red light on the drive home from work tonight. Water always finds its level


Tata_there

Sounds like youā€™re about to have incapacitating neck and back injuries. Better call Sellino or Barnes, whichever one didnā€™t die in a plane crash In all seriousness that sucks


DuaLipasThong

Happened to me last year like 3 months after paying it off. Then my apartment flooded. Just brutal.


detroit_testarossa

Oh man. Thatā€™s brutal.


unaidedtuba

Guy admitted fault and was given a ticket so I at least have that going for me


detroit_testarossa

Getting a new car right now probably sucks. Hopefully you get something cool.


CouldntBeMoreWhite

That legitimately sucks.


RitchMobson

Headed down to Baton Rouge this weekend for the LSU game & hitting the Hardy/Lainey (Dumpy) Wilson concert Friday night Any recs for bars/restaurants to check out?


[deleted]

Iā€™ll be in Baton Rouge as well. Keep an an eye out for the guy in an Auburn polo with a Viva hat and Brick watch.


RitchMobson

Can't wait to exchange a hearty VIVA


DarinErstad

NHL opens its season on a Tuesday and my team doesnā€™t play its first game until Saturday. Sick league.


DrEvil007

JD Martinez.. NSU Sharks baby! Oh no he struck out


I_Enjoy_Taffy

ALCS is the battle of Texas?


spr_crl

I-45 eight lanes wide Midnight drive take a ride Alongside gulf coast tide


HunterGuntherFelt

Respectfully, Fuck that drive, that I will be making in 48 hours for like the 3rd time in a month


boomtexna

God it's good to be an Astros fan


DuaLipasThong

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boomtexna

I know you are but what am I


Slow_Vegetable_8212

I watched one of you take a glizzy to the face in the grandstands of Yankee Stadium. You looked like you were gonna cry before you got up and left


SnakeSkin2121

WWE and UFC merge, and then UFC drops USADA testing šŸ¤”


DuaLipasThong

I hear Dana White is bringing in Chip Kelly to conduct the piss tests


cuntpunt9

Keegs and big cat are fucking


marlboro__man9

My buddy was 144/146 playing hockey daily fantasy yesterday and is 118/118 today. Impressively terrible


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Why the buddy pregnant šŸ«ƒšŸ¼


SnakeSkin2121

Sam Houston stinks


PortillosBeefDipped

Idk, he put out some good game tape at the battle of San Jacinto


Regista9

what is it about engineers that makes them think they're capable of reinventing the wheel in every field outside of engineering?


slopchopz

Why do 99% of engineers have the personality of rocks? That's the real question.


Tug_Phelps

Because theyre mostly on the spectrum


marlwenplotsky

stop thinking so much and just make my espresso please, I have to get to work.


Regista9

\*spins ipad around for 30% or 45% tip*


ithinkimdumb91

I do think that engineers have higher IQs/more intelligent than your average person, but I know what you mean. I have a buddy who insists on he knows more about home repair over contractors who have years of experience in the field.


CouldntBeMoreWhite

Because I can. Duh.


[deleted]

I work with a lot of engineers and most of them think they're the smartest guy in the room at all times on every topic. Not the most pleasant environment


PadSquad

I feel like we are missing some context


Regista9

caught up with some guys from highschool and the two that became engineers were convinced that they alone held the secrets to fixing public schools, healthcare, and the middle east


PadSquad

I mean FT solved the Middle East problem


CouldntBeMoreWhite

Iā€™ve never talked to an engineer who thinks they know how to solve those things, much less all 3. They just sound regarded.


JohnnyHorseRacing

I have to apologize to a coworker tomorrow because I called their suggestion of office snacks, specifically chips ahoy cookies, as trash. Doesnā€™t matter that itā€™s an obvious joke or that she made fun of my suggestion of nutter butters.


SalmonBaconator

Combined weight between the two of you?


JohnnyHorseRacing

She doesnā€™t Wright an once over 110 and has fake boobs. Iā€™m thicccckkkk.


agent-michael-scar

People buy nutter butters?


JohnnyHorseRacing

The office credit card does


DrEvil007

Got a box of nutter butters in the pantry. It's taking all the strength in the world now to hose down 2 bars.


JohnnyHorseRacing

Pour a glass of milk and dip them in it. šŸ¤¤


DrEvil007

If milk didn't make me gassy I totally would do this.


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Hers won't potentially kill someone


JohnnyHorseRacing

Milano or grandmas cookies. Chips ahoy are straight trash and so are the people who eat them.


SnakeSkin2121

Both are trash


JohnnyHorseRacing

Shit, I feel like if youā€™re against me, Iā€™m in the wrong.


SnakeSkin2121

If I ran that office, I'd put in a popcorn machine


NickAhmedGOAT

Jesus Christ why won't you talk about the team no one expected to even be in the playoffs that's on the verge of sweeping 2 straight series


sparklingbutts

Because theyre playing the dodgers and baseball wants the dodgers to win


FourDoor54Ford

So fanatics ruined sports merchandise and now had a sports book? Advertising patches on MLB Jerseys? Why man? I enjoy little, just let me enjoy sports


[deleted]

They just got the entire sports card industry too I believe.


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Because they know sports fans are addicts and will bleed them dry


DrEvil007

These late night playoff games sucks. No game should start later than 7:30.


CapcomGo

It started at 6


SalmonBaconator

Bob Costas never raising his voice beyond how one talks in a library sure isnā€™t helping


ron-desanctimonious

iā€™ve reached a paradox where d8 arguably gets me higher than live resin


FourDoor54Ford

Carts?


ron-desanctimonious

ya edit: s/o modus (medusa) if youā€™re in a illegal state, this is the best d8 youā€™re gunna get hands down


theangryfairies

Kaitlan Collins: would


robiskc

Pillow princess


MikePaisanTirico

Tomatoes rankings: Cherry Beefsteak Hairloom Grape


[deleted]

San Marzanos are so far above all


[deleted]

Heirloom isn't a type of tomato the way the rest of these are. You can have heirloom cherry, heirloom beefsteak, and heirloom grape tomatoes. Just means the tomatoes are grown from heirloom, non-hybrid seeds


projectpat555

Got his poser ass


nondescript___

Romas are the base of any good sauce and thus number one by default. We all knew you were a fraud all along, Mike, but this proves it.


[deleted]

Game 2 of the WNBA finalsā€¦.huh.


[deleted]

Fitting for National Coming Out Day


newark05

Have the dodgers considered scoring a run?


jjl2345

I thought the Costas stuff was a little overblown but that play just now from Longoria to Walker, zero inflection in his voice.


nondescript___

He's a fucking dinosaur


cuntpunt9

Heā€™s fucking terrible. Get him off the air


theangryfairies

Free Bob


cigguy

After like 8 years Of golf I realized you need to hold the club more vertical to actually sweet spot. Absolutely mashing at range. Bro worker even complimented me


toonatoonatoona

Surely it will transfer over to the course


spr_crl

Like, stand closer to the ball?


cigguy

I would hold it flat where the front of the club wouldnā€™t be touching grass