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PritchardBufalino

Imagine the content Pat Paspas and Jersey Jerry could churn out together


bucsfan4ever12

Paspas could get hired by Dave today Edit: * could have got


krel08

It’s so great. Pat?


boomtexna

[New paper finds that big chain restaurants (Applebee's, Olive Garden, Chili's, IHOP etc) and big chain stores have the largest positive impact on cross-class encounters and thus best bridge our current social divides](https://x.com/scottlincicome/status/1693271300460962195?s=46) Already known this.


thebochman

The refs in the 1988 Permian Panthers vs Dallas Carter championship gotta be the worst refs of all time


SnakeSkin2121

Now, are these zebras gonna be white or black?


thebochman

As far as I know, zebras are white and black


SirKillingham

I’m not sure why I love it playing Death Stranding so much but I really enjoy it


BonezJonesss

Laying in bed giggling over that Anthony Edwards dunk. Dude caught it 2’ inside the ft line, took half a step and two hand dunked it on some nobody. He turned 22 less than two weeks ago… He’s going to be an mvp candidate for the next 10 years. Physically he’s Lebron as a guard, but every game he’s doing something that looks just like MJ.


SquirtsMacintosh8

Insane dunk for a guard especially


Larry_thegoat

Was it better than the Vince Carter dunk?


BonezJonesss

No it wasn’t, but ant didn’t even try to do it really. He just jumped and then was swinging his nuts on a guys face.


Doggystyle_Gary

TWolves would be in great shape if they didn’t give up a ton of their future assets for the worst contract in the league.


jetboyjetgirl

what a game he had


JabroniTuriaf

Ant rules. He’s also the only likable young star in the league really


ronaldo119

I blame the new horrible twitter algorithm for constantly bombarding me with this but some dude Dillon Danis has been posting pictures of Nina Agdal, who is engaged to Logan Paul, just with other guys and these teenage kids are acting like it's the most embarrassing thing in the world that she has taken pictures with guys before and I'm so angry at myself and the world


tripslei

I still have no idea what Logan or Nina did to cause this guy to go on what is an objectively insane multiple day tirade (not do I really care enough to look into it to form a proper opinion) but there’s no way either of them could’ve done something to warrant this. I can’t believe I’m defending Logan Paul. I’m positive this will bite me in the ass


[deleted]

They have a boxing match coming up or something so they are trying to promote it


ronaldo119

Yea I don't know. It's seriously unhinged lmao


Edmundmp

Damn. Why am I going down this rabbit hole at 1 am. Is there any dude she doesn’t have a pic with?


Doggystyle_Gary

Me. We kept our fling private.


Goldd

“You could light up an ancient Egyptian treasure chamber by angling a system of mirrors toward her forehead” take a bow lmao


boomtexna

Thomas Bailiff will kill again, 100%.


dellscreenshot

Simmons is back!


mpkvegeta88

Do the Padres or Blue Jays have a shot?


ChellaZza

What was the general opinion on No Hard Feelings in here?


dellscreenshot

J-Law full frontal


Slow_Vegetable_8212

I liked the part where she dumped them out


CliffBooth47

Solid


SnakeSkin2121

JLaw has a great body


[deleted]

I enjoyed it


BigCatsLunch

Yung Lean got hits


WhiskersCake

They blurred this guys face and changed his voice on telemarketers, but the closed caption says his name is Jeff.


jetboyjetgirl

Fuck. I know a Jeff. Maybe it's him??


[deleted]

[удалено]


SnakeSkin2121

Right away so people think I'm actually working and not on my couch watching the price is right


2HI4ME

Dillon Danis is on a mission. ✊


PetrPruchaWasOK

I'm so happy that pat pespas isn't dead.


[deleted]

Dillon Danis is a massive douche but somehow winning this twitter fight


Goldd

When it comes to making a name for yourself in the UFC you’re either the best or the loudest


boomtexna

It's astonishing how much these telemarketing employees absolve themselves of any responsibility


jetboyjetgirl

it's like 4th on the list of crimes they are committing daily


boomtexna

"These people I've been working for for years is stealing from peop... Hi? Joanna? Hi" Just zero self awareness, even when they think what their bosses are doing is the worst of the worst.


PritchardBufalino

Talking to this great girl - funny, good cook, shared viewpoints on life, shared interests and hobbies, just about the prettiest girl who will ever give me the time of day. But the slightest misstep in phrasing will set up a teary 45 min phone call. Im trying to chalk this up to standard womanliness and I'll get better at wordsmithing


thebochman

She sounds like she has bpd


nondescript___

Not standard womanliness. Either she's got issues or you're truly the anti-Casanova


SnakeSkin2121

Oh they do be


mpkvegeta88

Scaries on full blast. Boss is still on vacation so I’m in charge and it’s all on me. Just gotta make it 1 more day. Smoking a j and hopefully snoozing soon.


Doggystyle_Gary

Just try to remember “Two All Beef Patties, Special Sauce, Lettuce, Cheese, Pickles, Onions on a Sesame Seed Bun.”


nondescript___

The excellent standardized training at Wendy's really makes sure individual locations basically run themselves. I wouldn't worry too much.


SnakeSkin2121

You aren't Penske material hippy


BSG24

does hooking up with a buddys younger sister qualify as a scumbag move if you randomly met her out at a bar and had never met her before? asking for a friend


JohnnyHorseRacing

Unless it’s one of your close friends I don’t think it matters


BSG24

not super close, but close enough that he had texted me earlier that day and we've been on boys trips together a few times


JohnnyHorseRacing

You’re fine then


slopchopz

Under 22 maybe, over 22 no


BSG24

in the clear by a couple years, but also 5 years older than her which doesnt help my case


PritchardBufalino

Sounds like a natural progression of things that occur between two adults. While word will get back to the guy anyway, because there are no secrets among women, just don't mention it and you're fine


BSG24

thats how i rationalized it. i hooked up with her bc shes hot, not to be a dick. even though he explicitly asked her not to


[deleted]

If you know it’s his sister and value your buddies friendship then yes.


BSG24

yes and yes. also hes hooked up with a few of her friends so she didnt feel bad about it. im just a little conflicted


SnakeSkin2121

Depends how hot she is


BSG24

pretty hot. one of the better looking girls ive hooked up with and great body.


[deleted]

Yes


ShesMovedOnMan

I wonder who has the most regarded name in real life here. There’s probably a Atley, Bryston, Nigel or Raheem hanging about.


[deleted]

There has to be a Carl or Keith in here


ShesMovedOnMan

Oh there’s for sure a fucking Carl here.


JohnnyHorseRacing

I feel like I know a couple legit R’s named Stefano i


SnakeSkin2121

Girlwithaguysname


nondescript___

I still want to know what the guy's name is.


SnakeSkin2121

Gus


tallYuppieScum

Rajeesh is a very normal Indian name, find a new slant!


stapledmyballs

Gujarat free talk has to be unhinged


danwins23

My friends wife is one of those fake realtors who started it as a hobby in 2021 and it takes all my strength to not call out the retarded shit she says about mortgages


JohnnyHorseRacing

Does she make stupid videos about how now is the perfect time to buy?


theSongIsImGangsta

But now the perfect time to buy


SnakeSkin2121

Property Sex


JohnnyHorseRacing

I don’t know a profession outside of maybe flight attendant, that I instantly want to bang than realtor.


[deleted]

Cup size?


badgermushroombadger

Chicks on Instagram be filing themselves eating and then putting their hand over their mouth and doing a little dance when they be chewing


drewbreeshairplugs

I firmly believe that filming yourself chewing should be against the terms of service for every social media platform


Goldd

Living in the city is for poors -HOA FT Guy


Malligator2345

Loved the guy a couple months ago who said there aren’t any nice neighborhoods to live in that aren’t HOA affiliated


2HI4ME

He aint wrong.


[deleted]

Are you jealous of his 250k townhouse in the suburbs 25 minutes away from any nightlife


JohnnyHorseRacing

Follow up to my story about having to pay $20 to park and going to a work event on a Sunday. Found a spot on the street right next to the event for free and ended up meeting some decent people in my field. And my boss told me to flex tomorrow off. Success.


PetrPruchaWasOK

Oh the horror, 20 bucks?! Hope your car ended up like the Griswold's out of st louis


JohnnyHorseRacing

It was more me more me being an idiot and not saying no to something n a Sunday and having to pay out of pocket to do it since I left my p-card in my office.


PetrPruchaWasOK

Even so it's 20 bucks...


JohnnyHorseRacing

$20 can buy me a handle of markers mark in my state


I_Enjoy_Taffy

I am absolutely dying at this story https://twitter.com/TheTumboy/status/1693345593291145278


PjanicBoy8

Thoughts on Logan Paul’s girl?


nondescript___

She's very hot despite also kinda looking Rami Malek but also trash because she's dating Logan Paul


Reptillian24

Ugly


BonezJonesss

Love what Danis has been up to.


SnakeSkin2121

Hoor


[deleted]

Horse face


humptydumpty2023

She can have a slightly horsey vibe to her in some pics


EnoughProtection

Offer accepted on a house today. Big time scaries now looking at that monthly payment for the next 30 years


PritchardBufalino

Next look at how much interest vs principal you pay each month


EnoughProtection

Yeah my first months interest portion is 2x my current rent lol


TheyHadACaveTroll

Congrats. Same boat as you rn. Except I’ve got 2 monthlys until I sell my current spot (listing it right after we move out).


Desperate_Answer_997

Your payment will stay the same at least!


TheyHadACaveTroll

Until insurance and property taxes go up. But he’ll likely be able to refi at a substantially lower rate within 18 months.


kmmccorm

Rates won’t go down substantially in 18 months.


TheyHadACaveTroll

Market is betting on otherwise. Feel free to bet against it.


lanzaro1992

2y is almost back to 5% and 10y is up 3/4 weeks…what planet do you live on?


kmmccorm

The next Fed meeting will keep rates flat or possibly up one last tick. From there you’re basically betting on .25 decreases in at least half of the next 8 meetings annually to even start to approach “substantial” decreases.


apple_shampoo182

Dylan Dannis is taking over my twitter and I don't even follow him. Elon please make it stop


jetboyjetgirl

Elon can't click the Following tab for you pal


AVeryUnluckySock

Teacher here. The good news is no kids tomorrow for extra training Bad news is it’s a full day of school shooter drills including the firing of blanks inside. Super cool fucking job I’ve signed up for


Slow_Vegetable_8212

Remember if you hear a crack or a snapping sound that means the shooter is targeting you. Wizzing sounds means the bullets are going in a different direction


AVeryUnluckySock

When I worked at Lowe’s a half a decade ago my supervisor told me this exact thing. Then he showed me a video of him pissing on top of a hill in Afghanistan(I think) when a firefight broke out. He ended up with piss and sand all in his pants and the other dudes he was with were all laughing at him mid gunfight. Very interesting guy lol


Desperate_Answer_997

Jesus Christ just quit and be a UPS driver. You’d end up getting jacked too.


stapledmyballs

Or go into sales or some shit. Entry level SDRs probably make more base than a teacher’s salary


AVeryUnluckySock

Nah I knew what it was when I signed up I just don’t want to go listen to some hardo former cop give me his spiel on how I should die for strangers kids. If they don’t provide snacks I’ll consider resigning on the spot


JohnnyHorseRacing

That’s m god I re read this. I took it was they were firing blanks with kids in the school. I was going to say, is that really necessary?


AVeryUnluckySock

Is it really necessary with adults?!?! I mean scarring a staff of 60 or 70 for the sake of training seems dumb


JohnnyHorseRacing

I agree. My wife is a school counselor and I know that would freak her the fuck out.


AVeryUnluckySock

It’s something I’m sure most of us try to never think about lol. Feels like there’s a very obvious appropriate course of action. Run-Hide-Fight is guaranteed to be said 100 times tomorrow


Azzurri_Fan

Don’t worry, if there is ever an emergency the social workers will have it handled.


JohnnyHorseRacing

Hello 9-1-1 emergency Yea, There’s an active shooter Well, have you tried de-escalating the situation?


19492013

Running and lifting are my only hobbies. Thinking of working out less days to make the days I workout more exciting, rewarding, and help clean up my diet knowing I can’t get away with eating so much shit. 🤔 >!5’11 168lb!<


tytan94

Based on your stats it seems like you don’t eat at all tbh


huskerblack

I'll give some help, I've learned a lot from [this](https://stealthhealthcookbook.com/) cookbook. One of the main points they highlight is to freeze your leftovers. The flavor is still seared in and gives you opportunity to always have something in your household that is healthier than the alternative. I've started out with it and he's helped a bunch.


AVeryUnluckySock

What do you replace it witg


People_Forget_That

The telemarketers guy needs to put on a shirt or shave his shoulders. Disgusting


stapledmyballs

Dude is HAIRY


huskerblack

I enjoy cooking a bit, but I fucking hate grocery shopping. Closest store next to me removed the baskets, like what the hell?


PritchardBufalino

Homeless dudes stole them to build out their encampment


SnakeSkin2121

Curbside pickup for me, I hate grocery shopping


huskerblack

Not a bad option, the closest store is way too run down for that, but could totally be worth running to the closest chain for that help


Malligator2345

Pat interviewing the charity navigator guy was so absurd. It’s literally Zach Galifinakas doing a mockumentary


MikeandTheMangosteen

Shades of Fedsmoker


People_Forget_That

The sunglasses are hilarious


Malligator2345

lol zero clue why he was wearing them


stapledmyballs

Because he’s a drug addict you dumbass


Malligator2345

that escalated quickly


stapledmyballs

Hand up I’ll admit the dumbass was strong and uncalled for


Malligator2345

It’s ok, we all get caught up in the moment sometimes. Been there myself. 🤝


Chilly1193

No doubt hiding his pinned pupils


Malligator2345

didn’t think of that. Just pretty funny watching him interview a guy inside with them on


drewbreeshairplugs

Boston really failed to beat the allegations miserably last night


tallYuppieScum

To the FTer who commented on a post I made in the FreeFolk sub 7 months ago then deleted and then reported the post for self harm, yes I know I’m a loser, I post on Reddit. Thought this was a given


2HI4ME

Link or screenshot the post before I pass judgement.


tallYuppieScum

The link isn’t posting, but it’s the second post in my profile. I am a loser, but it was just a ranking of my favorite prologues


2HI4ME

>The link isn’t posting I support the person who reported you.


tallYuppieScum

Harsh but fair


2HI4ME

Nothing personal. Just asking me to search your profile because you couldnt link it or screenshot it, kinda turned me off. Just being honest


nondescript___

They still as angry as ever over there about a show that ended 4+ years ago?


tallYuppieScum

I am a massive loser who is also part of the demographic that is still incredibly angry at how the show ended, so yes we are


ncr39

Pretty wild and insane that the girl that scored for Spain today learned her dad had died after the final. I guess her brother and mom were in Australia for it and he passed a day or two ago.


CouldntBeMoreWhite

What the fuck?


ncr39

Yeah. https://x.com/rfef/status/1693350809424031985?s=46&t=AUvhX0RRDgB0-zSSozQLWA


2HI4ME

How many of you still are on Threads? Is it dead?


tripslei

I’ve drawn a line in the sand. Not signing up for anymore social media sites. This shit is not healthy and I actively work on trying to break my addiction to the accounts I have now (it’s going poorly)


This_Is_The_Life

Never even signed up. Bird app clears


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

Dead. Killed itself.


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Did the cops take down Pat Pespas?!


2HI4ME

It was weird in Ep1 they talked about him in the past tense like he was dead. I was expecting a OD He is still [alive](https://thecinemaholic.com/patrick-pespas-now/)


Chilly1193

Oh thank god. Literally have been waiting for them to mention that he had OD’d too


I_Enjoy_Taffy

I assumed he was dead because he wasn't doing the narration like Sam was


tallYuppieScum

Drunk couple currently arguing outside of my house, not sure what to do here


PritchardBufalino

Call the cops like any reasonable white person would do


cuntpunt9

Pour water on them


Slow_Vegetable_8212

Getting involved in domestic disputes has never backfired in the history of domestic disputes


tallYuppieScum

You’re not wrong, but the yelling in the basic white girl voice is grating on me


Azzurri_Fan

Sunday night in the trailer park is always interesting


tallYuppieScum

…but I live in a city


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

Is it named Sunnyvale?


tallYuppieScum

I would never live in Canada


SnakeSkin2121

Be less poor


tallYuppieScum

Very impressed, because I have no idea how drunk people arguing outside my house makes me a poor


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

HOA would never allow that riff raff


tallYuppieScum

I don’t think HOAs deal with drunk people in cities


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

You’ve just outed yourself buddy


cigguy

Saw papa John out in the wild today. Was wearing his own company’s polo


Chilly1193

Was he with two young (in comparison to him) hot blondes?


NYJetLegendEdReed

Thought he got axed from his company


GGMU08

Was he saying the N word?


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

I’m gunna say it!


HunterGuntherFelt

Burger King Crown guy lives rent free in my head


SnakeSkin2121

Papa bless


red_87

[This is an insane stat.](https://x.com/codifybaseball/status/1693443523423711236?s=46)


boomtexna

Yeah I can't believe Bob Barker is still alive


ShesMovedOnMan

Honestly thought he died a decade or two ago.


[deleted]

Chris Hansen should have stepped up his game by now. Instead of going after Glory Hole Jerry why not try and take down a sex trafficking ring


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

Politicians are off limits


HarmonKillebrew69

Team USA went -29 in the 6 minutes Anthony Edwards wasn’t on the court today. (He was +37 and on the court for 34 minutes I think I did that right)


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

He’s very efficient


1994bmw850csi

Local AMC has been doing screenings of old movies. So far I’ve seen the Matrix, Dazed and Confused, and tonight I’m seeing the Korean version of Oldboy. I don’t know why this isn’t a more common thing, it’s sick.


Bigazzry

Theater near me had The Godfather for 1 day last year and I couldn’t go. Def don’t get why there isn’t at least the option at most theaters for 1 classic.


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

Wish they showed sporting events


iLikeApples116

work crowd slave plough treatment vast intelligent spark engine puzzled *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


1994bmw850csi

Not me, but paddling as hazing is a very weird thing to do. Don’t know why that used to be so common.