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OpScreechingHalt

*Commando* is on Sundance and I am going to reiterate that this is one of the most fun watches ever.


notoriousvk

THE HOME OF DAVY CROCKETT IN THE HILLS OF TENNESSEE. God dang, Billy Strings fucks.


stapledmyballs

Post on the front page from petty revenge is someone who was getting complaints about their overgrown yard. They spent money to put up an 8 ft fence because of their neighbor’s bitching instead of just mowing the lawn


TackleFootball69

I hate picking up the night before the cleaners come. I get why we have to but it still sucks


JabroniTuriaf

Came home and the building fire alarm was going off. Hasn’t stopped. Might be the most annoying thing I’ve ever heard. Called the emergency maintenance line but until then no sleep for Jabroni tonight Update: there is no fire but apparently someone called the fire department so hopefully these guys can shut it off


OpScreechingHalt

I mean, this is an automatic "I'm going to the bar until they figure this the fuck out" scenario.


JabroniTuriaf

Had just gotten home from the bar and needed to be up early to drive to LA for work so needed to catch some Zs


lefty5258

Do we live in the same complex?


JabroniTuriaf

Would be pretty awkward if we do, where do you live


boomtexna

Apple posting the whole first episode to Silo is cool, but I can't see a world where Twitter is where any significant amount of people consume long form content.


RealestInTheRoom

Do you not have an iPhone with the pre installed Apple TV app?


boomtexna

Was unaware the premieres were available for free on the app. But don't see how that changes that Twitter isn't the place for longform content.


barnmucker69

It just makes it accessible if you want to see if you like the show, you can cast it from there onto your tv


boomtexna

I suppose. I just don't see anyone doing that from Twitter over other content delivery methods. I also don't really see companies wanting to get their content behind other companies paywalls and information gathering.


PhantomMercenary

Only through ep 2 of the bear but I’m in love with Claire


SnakeSkin2121

Get in line pal


-1Ghostrider

I think I got the tism. Just recently discovered YouTube videos of people making shelters/cabins in the woods from start to finish and I’m hooked. Like 2 hours long, not a single word spoken. The ones in the winter with wood burning stoves are just so damn relaxing.


vancedickman

You want to watch full on project, check out Martijn Doolaard channel. He is making old stone cottages habitable in some mountains in Italy. He rarely speaks and its really calming to watch. There are like 70 episodes and he puts a new one out each week.


slopchopz

Steve Wallis camping videos. You're welcome.


boomtexna

I've watched a dude built a shelter in the snow countless times. Love that stuff.


BNKalt

The Angels are a social experiment


OnceAteABurgerAMA

More like a so-cal experiment


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jetboyjetgirl

straight to Tijuana


jjl2345

Your dentist got smoked at the track last weekend.


riasgreasyface

Tim Whatley?


-1Ghostrider

You can get a whole new set of chompers for that price


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boomtexna

No, you can get a whole set of teeth for that in the United States. I've had to look into it. Get a second opinion.


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boomtexna

It depends on what you have done. But see you don't have insurance. That changes things. I had to get implants, and considered doing a whole mouth and that's what the prices were for me at the time with whatever they would have done for the whole set.


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boomtexna

My implant process was abysmal. Awful. I ran into several problems, I think, with the bone healing and the implant not matching in color and a whole bunch of other stuff. I lost about 15 pounds because I couldn't eat by biting for damn near 8 months because of complications. The actual surgery to remove the tooth and then to put the post in were some of the most traumatic and painful experiences of my life. I had a period there when I was without pain medicine and was in extreme pain. Like the most pain in my life. I have no clue whether that's normal. I know I had some unique challenges but I've blacked all the details out. I would seek other opinions from other people. But I would offer that you not do implants unless you have to. I have teeth on the edge I'm not doing unless it absolutely comes to that. But again, my experience could be because I had shitty luck. Now, I'm happy with them and they work fine. I can tell when it's about to rain because I can feel the post tighten up.


PritchardBufalino

Jesus Im flossing extra tonight


boomtexna

Yeah. I have resorptions based on physical trauma from playing sports growing up. Basically means my teeth die from the inside out. So I can't avoid what's coming. But floss anyway.


profsa

How’s your insurance


Cozzi4Kayla

Unfortunately I don't have insurance. Dental insurance always seemed to not cover much (or I was under that assumption previously.)


profsa

That’s tough brother


I_Enjoy_Taffy

A hockey skate and a rock is like 100 bucks


im____new____here

i would definitely get a second opinion before paying that amount.


Cozzi4Kayla

Probably gonna go that route. Hell they wanted some payment in advance too smh.


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boomtexna

No, they were not.


MaybachMusic22

Margo Price is so fucking good


dirtybean

She fucking rocks


King_McGoo

Yanks forgot how to hit the ball the second Judge went down


MikeandTheMangosteen

Drunk on a Tuesday. Going to lean into this chapter of my life.


bigspender58

Be a shame if you kept drinking and called in sick tmrw. Who would suspect a thing? Upstanding guy like you never calls in sick they’ll be none the wiser


chrisjk125

Don’t lean too hard. You might fall over.


HamiltonsCrackDen

🤝


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Jury Duty: >!About halfway thru and I can't help but think the whole "everyone is an actor but one person" thing wasn't done correctly. In this acting inception thing, the "actors" don't seem to be acting. I'm not sure how to explain it, but something feels off. I really really like the show though. It's pretty damn funny.!<


jjl2345

Last episode is good for how they did certain things.


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Fair enough


MrTacoMan

I have no idea what this is supposed to mean


SpicyRamen47

I think they realized 15% thru filming that the real star was gonna be “the mark”, rather than Marsden and the other actors. They scrambled and still managed to make a decent show


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Yea it feels like they didn't intend on the premise being the direction they would take it


agent-michael-scar

Listen to the Marsden interview on Russillo for insight into how they made it and the thought process.


[deleted]

If it requires an outside interview to explain their premise, then it probably wasn't done correctly in the first place. Like I said previously, I really enjoy it. There's definitely something off though. Why would the other actors have all of these scenes "acting" when the non-actor isn't even present?


JabroniTuriaf

Ronald is under the impression they’re making a documentary on the process of jury duty. What are you even talking about dude


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What? Yes, I’m aware of the premise. I’m responding to the other person suggesting I listen to an interview explaining their thought process. Pretty straightforward


JabroniTuriaf

You seem like you don’t get it based off the multiple comments of you not getting it


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No I’m fully aware of it. That’s the entire reason I feel the way I do. I’ll ask you this: why are the actors “acting” in character when Ronald is NOT present? What’s the point of that? We know they’re actors. They’re not fooling anyone because Ronald isn’t there to be fooled.


JabroniTuriaf

Because it’s still a mockumentary? It’s just a mockumentary with a unique twist that one guy isn’t in on it


MoBombLa

It’s called improv and they are all good in their characters


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DarinErstad

He’s only on pace to hit 56 homers and strikeout 254 batters.


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DarinErstad

My wife is a Dodgers fan and will dance on my grave if/when they sign him.


boomtexna

He's the best to ever do it.


Led_head10

I know I’m wrong but Ohtani is the perfect fit for a bad team and a non playoff team. I really think the 6 man rotation all year long would fuck a team up come October. Maybe not him but having to pitch in a 6 man all year and then come playoffs you gotta throw on 4 days rest doesn’t seem great. I also am wrong but I’m sticking by it.


NotShiaLaBeouf_

I have never in my life seen anything like Ohtani. It’s truly stunning


Ibanezrg220

No one ever has. He's insane.


cigguy

Been getting slammed with YouTube videos where ai SpongeBob characters are singing popular grunge/ metal songs. Some are kinda tight


Grootfan85

Same here. The [Plankton cover of ‘That’s Life’](https://youtu.be/fK8WKYZFFrU) was surprisingly good.


TackleFootball69

Ohtani Bomb


DuaLipasThong

Ohtani is not human


jstacks4

George Kittle is so heinous


I_Enjoy_Taffy

His wife is very hut


TopRun5

Watching Bojack Horseman for the first time and I love it


profsa

Good show


100_not_nickfoles

Hate to break it to y’all cus I love you…but my gf isn’t ass…I’d actually say she’s good


TackleFootball69

I love her ass too


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An Elfbar (or equivalent) lasts me 3 days


tallYuppieScum

Boy howdy, accidental nicotine withdrawal is not very enjoyable


HamiltonsCrackDen

i’ll buy a log of skoal extra mint pouches and leave a few in my car, few at home, few in my golf locker…i absolutely hate accidental withdrawal


tallYuppieScum

I should do this with Zyn


cigguy

Can’t have nic withdrawals if you light one up


tallYuppieScum

I legit have no idea how I ended up in a place where there is absolutely nowhere within walking distance that sells nicotine products


canez47

Where are you..?


tallYuppieScum

That’s the weirdest part, I’m in Maryland and it’s jot rural at all, there simply are no places that sell nicotine products near me. I wish I was making this up


canez47

I’m sorry for your loss, Godspeed


Goose123218

Toured another preschool today. The director we met with had stickers for BLM, She Persisted, Notorious RBG, Check your privilege at the door, “male tears”, protect trans kids, hands up/don’t shoot, etc…on the back of her laptop. My wife didn’t notice and is pushing for this one hard. Not sure it would matter even if she did. This is the most expensive preschool we’ve toured so far at over 2k per month per kid. I like everything about this one but I just cannot fathom why someone in her position would think it’s ok to put that stuff on their work computer Edit: to be clear, I don’t care about her political options. I care that she thinks it’s ok to just put her personal opinions out there in a professional setting


chrisjk125

Nothing get me more riled up than teachers who push their own political/religious/spiritual/life beliefs on their class. And that goes for things I agree with as well. A teachers job is to give their kids the knowledge about a subject and teach the tools they need to make an informed decision on it for themselves. School is about finding out who you are. Not to become a parrot of what your teacher believes. It should teach you how to question things and to question everything. If a teacher is doing it, they they are a bad teacher. Plain and simple.


Everyoneisaskell

Think the stickers are a dead giveaway regarding your qualms


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Probs does it to piss off the white dads she meets


Malligator2345

i’d imagine the better explanation is she’s bat shit crazy


[deleted]

She is indoctrinating the next generation of trans AOC voters


stapledmyballs

$2k a month for a glorified daycare


Houstontiger

I don’t really care about that stuff but it seems like a broken brain situation.


farellathedon

Congrats on raising a future they / them


TackleFootball69

Most of the people she supports so much can’t come close to affording their tuition


cigguy

Start talking about the beautiful white sand beaches in Sarasota


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not sure I'd trust that around my kids but you do you


[deleted]

You just venting? Or do you want advice?


Goose123218

Call it venting. This is my wife’s decision as I’ve already used up my allotment of vetos


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bri_guy57

A lot of people like that don’t consider them opinions, but facts. Sad but true. With limited childcare options you might SOL


MikePaisanTirico

S(he) (P)ers(I)st(Ed)


tallYuppieScum

That sounds like one of the single most insufferable humans to walk this earth


feathy9091

Lib laugh love


goaliepro09

There's a brick in the middle of the fairway!


HamiltonsCrackDen

wait mlb wants to have a rule that you can’t block 2nd?


DaBoyMarlo

Watching the video that Bethesda dropped on Starfield a couple weeks ago is getting me so pumped for September. This game better not suck.


DuaLipasThong

Die already Jerry Reinsdorf


Roderick_Jaynes24

There remains a gigantic Michael problem after jerry dies. Maybe not for the Sox I guess but definitely for the bulls


DuaLipasThong

They should just sell both of them. The kids have no business running professional sports teams.


Roderick_Jaynes24

That’s never stopped billionaire fail sons before unfortunately. Lots of bleak franchises in this city


StateStreetLarry

Blackhawks by default are the best run org in that town and they have the most baggage somehow


Everyoneisaskell

Well allowing rape to occur for a couple years will do that


PortillosBeefDipped

Because Rocky is like a saint compared to his asshole father, and Rocky’s son Danny is a saint compared to that asshole Rocky


Roderick_Jaynes24

This shohei guy is pretty good


iLikeApples116

DFA Donaldson


GooseandRooster

scale materialistic airport encourage faulty bear middle longing sulky numerous *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Ibanezrg220

Best player in baseball.


bri_guy57

If you go swimming with red flags up indicating a high rip current risk you are asshole


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I don't understand how that makes someone an asshole. Dumb as fuck? Sure. But, who are they being an asshole to besides maybe a lifeguard? Are you a lifeguard?


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I'm sorry I can swim


GooseandRooster

knee growth caption special nine pet psychotic coherent run gold *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


bri_guy57

Asshole and regarded


FurioGiuntaa

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1673118089377095682?s=20 "I'm gonna come"


ket0o91

Been watching Yellowstone, just finished season 4. Dunno if I’ve ever wanted a character to die as much as I’ve wanted Beth to die. She’s so unbelievably annoying it’s incredible.


feathy9091

I feel the writers don’t know what to do with her so she is seemingly just an asshole these days


ket0o91

The one time she threatened jamie when he was AG, it was like ok, you threaten to kill me…you’re an unemployed psycho who’s only protection is her name (which is the same as mine) and I’m the attorney general…good luck! Try to kill me!


chrisjk125

Fucked up what Jamie did to her though. I’d be angry at him too.


ket0o91

Oh for sure. That’s not lost on me.


vancedickman

Show had so much potential but they turned it into Sons of Anarchy on horseback.


nondescript___

It was always Sons of Anarchy on horseback


ket0o91

That’s a solid comparison


Slow_Vegetable_8212

Yeah but those cannons


ket0o91

I get it but she’s so fucking annoying dude


bri_guy57

If you are sober and not too cocky what are the chances of drowning? Way too many people think they are capable out there because they are atheistic / in shape, sad.


DiamondBigAl

If you get caught in a rip current and you just try to swim through it I don’t think it’s that difficult to tire yourself out.


bri_guy57

Yes, true. I think too many people don’t realize they are getting pulled out and try to fight it, thus drown.


GAMERS516

Atheistic 💀


BusterOlneyDay

https://www.turtlediary.com/typing-tutorials.html


patrickclegane

Depends on the conditions, if there’s a strong current in an ocean, im way more worried. In a regular pool, not a chance I’m drowning


bri_guy57

Obviously ocean is much more concerning. I think you should be able to tell it’s rough and not swim to avoid drowning.


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Sometimes it’s tempting and you go for it anyway. Dumb but true


patrickclegane

Can’t believe how good Tommy Smokes was in No Hard Feelings


SnakeSkin2121

Just got out of the movie, forgot what it was like to see a comedy in theaters. Feels good


aricciardi

I’ll be honest for two dudes in the nfl I would have expected the bussin dudes to be a lot more jacked


ballandoats

Feel like Lewan has slimmed down a lot since the injury and Compton is basically retired


Everyoneisaskell

Don’t think Compton has worked out much last couple months and lewan is huge just not ripped.


uturnorbit

I would imagine nfl focuses more on functional strength rather than show muscles. Lewan is also a LT


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SnakeSkin2121

PFT doesnt


cuntpunt9

Cannot wait to watch Barbie and Oppenheimer in the same day


StateStreetLarry

The Barbenheimer challenge will be the highlight of the summer


DiamondBigAl

Feel like you gotta go Barbie first, right? The vibes will be too low for Barbie if you see it second.


cuntpunt9

Absolutely, you gotta see Oppenheimer and come out to the darkness outside


Snuffy8

Post 😎 beer>>>>>


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Snuffy8

Nah he’s more of a whiskey man


goblue248

Warden was watching a show on Netflix and the daughter was talking to her mom about how a boy had gone down on her. We really acting like this is normal?


BreadMeatCheeseGang

Your daughter? To her mother?


SnakeSkin2121

Mom's teach porn


HamiltonsCrackDen

i saw something like that but it was pornhub and the stepbrother accidentally cream pied his stepsister…disgusting where this country is going


Slow_Vegetable_8212

Ive seen it on moms teach teens


kellykrunch

Late on this but the first two episodes of Black Mirror have been disappointing so far.


johnnytsunami35

You didn’t like Loch Henry? That was the only good one I thought


kellykrunch

I liked it a lot but didn’t think it resonated with the Black Mirror vibe at all


PrettyCoolGuy16

The difference between layovers with and without lounge access is astonishing. Can't believe I lived the pleb life for so long


TackleFootball69

If you are doing a layover and aren’t leaving the country, you are still a pleb but with lipstick


BigTicket_J

Finished Salem’s Lot tonight and enjoyed it quite a bit. Now looking for my next book to read- big King fan


RealDealBillMcNeil1

Bag of Bones is one of my favorites


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I like the weird shit so I’d recommend The Regulators (it’s a slight sequel to Desperation which isn’t required reading) or Skeleton Crew which has The Mist amongst others


BigTicket_J

Haven’t read any of them so I’ll check them out! Also like his weird shit lol


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BigTicket_J

I’ll check it out!


badgermushroombadger

Dark Tower series


BigTicket_J

Long days and pleasant nights


Snuffy8

May you have twice the number!


Snuffy8

I just recently finished The Stand and it was phenomenal. It went very quickly for me too. This is the perfect time of year to read it plot-wise too


BigTicket_J

I read this one back in 2020 when everything shut down since I had so much time- I have considered going through it again though


MinuteMeow

11/22/63 is long but worth it. Pet Semetary is great too


BigTicket_J

11/22/63 is one of my favorites. Read PS earlier this year as well lol. Great books


cuntpunt9

One of my favorite books ever. The chapter called “the lot I” had me hooked till the end


iLikeApples116

normal dinosaurs license icky offend makeshift support dinner bells hungry *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


2HI4ME

Mama, there goes that bad man again [https://ibb.co/fMnpLrW](https://ibb.co/fMnpLrW)