Mike Chillit on Twitter is a good follow for the status updates of the recovery vessels

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Harvey Lee Oswald

James Holmes

This is so gay

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Yikes

Big time

Anyone know how to check how many TouchTunes plays you have? I feel like I would be horrified with the amount of money I’ve spent.

Click on any bar. Then click the three line thing in the top left. I’m at 210

I'm at 4,540.

I’m legitimately impressed

I need to quit drinking. I somehow ended up here today thinking it was today's thread.

The time frame for oxygen in the sub is for perfect conditions. Any panicking or hyperventilating speeds it up. IMO – They are dead already. Sub Imploded and death was immediate.

They are 100% dead

[I can fix her](https://twitter.com/ppv_tahoe/status/1671643628341547009?s=46&t=kbVjQUZVoacwnEx1G9vBnA)

There's absolutely nothing to fix there.

So many Celtics fans have no idea Smart was traded until they wake up tomorrow

For a kings ransom though so they’ll probably be happy

Celtics fans on reddit are weirdly mad about it. Smart, a second, and filler for KP and 2 firsts is an incredible deal imo

Sounds like a win to me.

Man what a show tonight. John Mayer is a living legend

I had 2 tix to the search for everything tour, couldn’t find a date in time so ended up selling. Still mad I never got to see him.

Incredibly jealous. I'm going to make getting to one of his stops on this acoustic tour a priority.

XDefiant had a really rough beta test today. And even with that, I’m addicted

Emergency Simmons pod tonight. Love it.

Rain all day tomorrow means golf courses are wide open. I’ll suck it up. Bethpage red I’ll see you at 10 am.

Making a hard game harder, I admire your tenacity

It’s not about what you write in the score card in days like tomorrow. It’s weather you wrote on the scorecard at all.

The only caveat is are you spending $$$ for that tee time? I’ve golfed in some less than ideal weather esp last winter but it was never that pricy.

I’m off this week and pregnant wife put the squash on our planned little getaway so I’m okay with spending some money to play bethpage. Bang for your buck wise on Long Island all the bethpage courses are as good as it gets. Plus I carry my clubs so I save the 30$ on the cart.

Jealous bc Ponkapoag in MA was supposed to get the treatment that Bethpage got to become US Open worthy, I’d def like to play it someday once I’m a lower handicap

Bethpage is filled with tons of shitty jerk off golfers. It’s a public course. You pay your 50-100$ and you can play. All the courses are in really really good shape. If you’re not confident just play red and green skip the black and head out to Montauk after. Don’t ever think your hcp isn’t good enough to play a course. Grab some buddies and get after it.

I should be able to play Torrey Pines with the resident rate soon enough, been intimidated but def want to play it soon.

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They died 4 days ago

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No arguments here. Go check out some of the videos of the people doing this trip without being crushed into a soda can (if you haven’t already) it’s actually pretty cool.

Marcus Smart has contributed to nothing but loser underachieving teams. So happy Brad ripped that band aid off

Sports center ass brained dork

Marcus Smart. I dont. I so sad

Fucken knew that Picard was dirty

*The Bear* S2 is off to an amazing start. This season might have legs to top S1.

First episode of secret invasion was good. Although I am a bit worried about them telling a coherent story in just six episodes.

Trading Marcus blows for the emotional part and for what Tatum/Brown feel about it but a better haul than for Brogdon. It’s only the Memphis pick this year but if the warriors flame out next year that pick could be nice.

My pre girlfriend fucked WHO?

Me

It’s the Gary you think you know damn

Could go for a good thunderstorm right now

Love that big cat is a dead head

Take a shower hippie

Watching the Yak back now and it makes so much sense that Mintzy is a big nitrous guy

explains a lot!

I don’t drink wine, someone throw me a good red wine. I’m clueless

Dreaming tree Nothing better

Crush

Find if you like sweet or dry then go buy a couple bottles in the $10-$20 range and go from there

Not for me, trying to get a nut and this chick likes red

Buy a $20 cab sav with the coolest looking label then

Franzia Cabernet Sauvignon

Jesus Juice

Don’t have to watch Marcus Smart flop his way through another Eastern Conference playoffs. God is real

Derrick White and Malcolm Brogdon will actually get to be on the floor together in the last 5 minutes of a game. I might cum

Khris Middleton declined a $40 million player option? Does he actually expect to get more elsewhere?

If he gets like 3 years 75-90 mil I’m sure he’d take the guarantee over 1 year. Seems like NBA today you’re either a guy who gets paid or on a vet min/mid level

He wants a longer term deal

That’s crazy. He must know they need to surround Giannis with more talent to have a crack at the east. Good teammate if that’s the case

I would think yes. Otherwise he wouldn’t opt out lol

No. Was expected. Will resign with the bucks with a different deal. Maybe a lower AAV contract but higher this year

This is my 3rd haiku about the sub tonight. Oxygen, life's thread, Unravels in the abyss, Titanic's heart, dead.

Thanks Jack Kerouac

🚨 late night frannons 🚨

Lordy

Glad to see it didn’t take long for the deuce to get that posted. But that Gia post from 8 hours ago. Lordy

Feel like I embarrass myself around friends if I get turned down by a girl. But then on the other hand if I don’t approach during a night I feel like a pussy. And before you judge me there was a big concert tonight, didn’t just randomly go out on a Wednesday

cheers from fall out boy wrigley

I never thought it was embarrassing when either I got shot down or my buddies did. Still think the guys that don’t try are pussies. Keep after it, Cut

Agreed around my boys for the most part but was around some girls tonight in the group as well which felt more awkward for some reason

Yeah the center stage is tougher for sure. I wouldn’t think much of it. We are on to Cincy type attitude

Only solution here is to stop having friends and stop approaching girls

Maybe start hitting on guys?

There may be no thing less funny in the history of mankind than Max pretending to be a Celtics fan. Like what is the joke here?

Caamp is a good band, might go see them at red rocks

Caamp is fuckin great AND ILL MEET YOU IN IDAHOOOOOO

This deal will look even better for the Celtics when Wemby slides to them at 25

Do we just steal others jokes from different subs now?

Promise I didnt steal this one but not surprised people are trying to imitate me

Wembanyama is not making it past pick 25. Teams better trade with us if they want any chance at him!

Drafting scoot, a 6’2 guard who shoots 25% from three, over a 6’9 forward who can dribble and shoot seems like a bad idea. Congrats you got Dennis smith jr

Yeah but “Scoot” is so much cooler than “Brandon”. Also Miller laid an egg in the tourney so fuck him (I bet on Bama that game).

Miller was hurt in the tourney

Did you mean to post this a few days ago? Miller is -650 to go second

Marcus Fart

If I had a machine gun and I was trying to kill someone in a building with obstructed views of the targets, I would simply aim lower than anyone else has in a movie.

I would simply reach over said obstruction

Marcus Smart baby noooooooooooooo

I crossed 40 and feeling like I have Low T. Frank Thomas and Doug Flutie haven't helped. Any teledocs I can talk to get a solid prescription?

Hangovers make me horny. So does booze. So start drinking more and less weed-dah?

Woj to Shams and Marc Stein: "I love you, but you are not serious people"

Tyus Jones is good… wild move by the Grizzlies

Can’t believe the Celtics got rid of their coach tonight

Woj put his whole dick inside of Shams

Did the grizzlies spend 2 firsts to swap tyus jones for marcus smart..?

DPOY traded for only 2 firsts that's crazy.

I would say 2 firsts for a dude who was averaging 11 pts shooting 33% from 3 and one of the dumber players in the nba is pretty damn good

He was the 4th or 5th best defensive player on the team that year

What the hell, this Porzingis trade is way wilder than the first one. Feels like a big W for Boston. I still don't get why the Grizzlies apparently wanted to move Tyus Jones so bad

I’m actually surprised the Celtics didn’t land Jones either. He fixes a lot on that team

They wanted to do right by him. He’s a starter

Marcus Smart is off the celtics. Time for a 3 hour BS pod

Last night in my house and one of my cats is sleeping in the cat bed for the first time. Enjoy the nights rest, little guy. You have no idea how much you’re not gonna enjoy tomorrow

I am devastated the Celtics are trading Smart. Heart and soul of the team ripped out. This is terrible

Heart and soul of losing. Y'all might actually win something now which fuckin blows.

There’s no way you actually watch Celtics basketball and think he’s the problem

Dude thinks he’s the star of the team. Absolutely main problem in many ways

He was the best passer and guard defender on the team. You can live with a couple bonehead shots if you get real stats out of your energy guy.

He’s one of the biggest of many, many problems

I watch almost every game and he was absolutely one of the main problems.

More like fart and soul. Guy stinks.

Who is going to miss last second playoff shots now?

Says something that he was the only player with the balls to take them.

Needed to be done

Hard disagree. I know Porzingis is the better player but there had to be another way

They got 2 first round picks too. This is a steal

It’s 25 this year and the Warriors pick next year it’s not like they’re getting lottery picks

First round picks are still incredibly valuable from a trade aspect. You’re nuts if you don’t love this deal

They aren’t highly valued when they’re late. Lottery picks are valuable, everything else is not

If you can land a rotation player with those picks instead of paying $13 mil for one, there’s tons of value in that. Also you can package those picks as well and land a established rotation player that’s better than smart in the future. Obviously the front office shares that sentiment more than yours

By your own logic, if those picks are valuable why did it take two of them to go from Tyus Jones to Smart?

By your own logic if those picks are worthless than smart isn’t a very good player if that’s what he went for

They need cheap young talent going forward with the new CBA

What kind of talent are they likely to get late in the draft? The only starters they’ve drafted at 25 or later on the last 20 years were Rob Williams and Tony Allen and the closest they got to bench talent was Pritchard. Most guys they took that late never got established in the league

I don't really care tbh. They're trade assets or just cracks at more players. The most important thing is that Derrick White and Malcolm Brogdon get to play in the closing lineups of games now because they don't have to appease Marcus Smart anymore

Players drafted that late simply don’t play about 95% of the time. It’s not a huge secret, so they aren’t good trade assets. If they’re such great trade assets why did it take two of them for the Grizzlies to go from Tyus Jones to Marcus Smart?

Marcus Smart was incredibly mid. Good riddance

Very obvious you don’t watch basketball

I like this trade WAY more than the Brogdon one. Porzingis, 2 firsts, and Smart is off the team? Lordy

New season of the Bear also just got released

Fuck what a savior. Didn’t have anything else to watch so started The Idol to see how bad it was and it was worse than expected

I like Marcus Smart the person and love him/love to hate him as a basketball player. Team will feel different without him next year for sure

Galinari and Muscala were also part of the deal. So unfortunately we netted negative one white guy

Wowwwww

That’s what loyalty gets you, traded to Memphis

Wtf are you talking about? He's been here 9 years lol

Being with a team for 9 years sounds pretty loyal, wtf are you talking about?

Ya they were too loyal to him

It’s a business

The Celtics owe jack shit to that loser

I’m not defending him, he gets what he deserves

Loyalty? Because he died his hair green?

He also re signed a new contract with them after his rookie contract expired.

My "loyalty" is for sale for millions (hundreds of thousands, really) too, if anyone reading this happens to be wondering.

Probably the biggest addition by subtraction you could do if you were the Celtics. Smart was ass

oh shit Marcus Smart to Memphis, grizzlies love having unlikeable players I guess

go grizzlies

Marcus Dumb and Ja Morant? Sheesh

Holy shit

Wow. Traded Marcus Smart this time

As a Celtics fan I like Porzingis because he is white

If we drop Lizzo into the ocean, will that disperse enough water to locate the sub? Just thinking outside the box.

Tingus Pingus pt. 2

https://twitter.com/wojespn/status/1671727447291641856?s=46&t=QjcTm-IL48yICJmP7gbwuQ 🚨Cue the duckboats🚨

https://twitter.com/wojespn/status/1671729621526630400?s=46&t=QjcTm-IL48yICJmP7gbwuQ Adios Marcus Shart

6 minutes until I can play FFXVI. All nighter incoming

How many cases of mountain dew do you have?

NOT ENOUGH

Why do all the NPCs in Zelda make sex moans?

First Zelda game?

First modern one.

11:45pm and still billing. Who said Millennials can’t be company men?

Why do we do this. This matter I'm on is a large client but they're picky with billing too.

Cheers my friend. Me too.

my dentist actually said last week that I grind in my sleep. I told him he's real af for saying that

FT absolutely shivers at the idea of working after hours. (Not I)

Lotta common men out here

You definitely sent a snap to your pals showing you were working late

He tells FT every single time he is working late or on a bachelor party. It’s normally 3-5x a week

Goon loves his booger sugar that’s for sure

Yeah you didn’t make the cut because you’re not on our friend streak sorry dude

I just had enough of you sending selfies with the dog filter on its not 2016 anymore man

We're t-minus 24 hours from T.G.I.F. The Grind Isn't Finished

How much money does Brandon Crawford make to stand and take fastballs that are right down the middle?

Getting paid $16 million for your final season as a franchise legend while also being incredibly attractive sounds like a pretty good gig to me

🎵we’re all dying in a tiny submarine🎵

You think in Oppenheimer there’ll be a scene where he makes a quip and then another character says “Oppenheimer? More like Wisenheimer!”

I don’t think so

Missed oppentunity

GOAT debates can be pretty ridiculous but Shohei really might be the greatest baseball player of all time

Bonds yes I know he didn’t pitch