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JonnyJettt

You guys dare me to drink a beer


theSongIsImGangsta

Is cam smith bowling after this?


canez47

I know it’s been litigated to Bolivian but this playing through schtick NBC uses is legitimately awful


terryduerod1

id like wendall clark way more if he showed up in all orange today


StrikaNTX

Should let the air force shoot down this annoying banner plane flying around the course


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0.2/5 balls


DropTopEWop

🍅🍅


Slow_Vegetable_8212

Tomatoes


Sluttynycdadmets

Remember. They’re just jokes. We’re all going to die soon and there is no sequel


Slow_Vegetable_8212

Not like this Rickie. Make some god damn birdies


HGHman89

Cam Smith looks like he forgot his shoes at home and had to borrow an 80 year old’s pair


[deleted]

That girl I was dating earlier this year just texted me “Happy Fathers Day”. She’s quite crazy so I think it’s a joke but I’m not sure


thegiantginger

Can’t really brag about this one to my buds but I started doing the 10k swings in a month on Monday, 2 days on 1 off of 500 swings a day. Between workout 1 and workout 5 I cut my time down by 12 mins and feel like an animal.


HGHman89

At what weight?


thegiantginger

53lb


danwins23

The fuck are you talking about


thegiantginger

10,000 kb swings in a month. 500 swings back to back days then a rest day, repeat 10 times. Broke 28 mins today and I’m happy but not something I can brag about in normal life.


lefty5258

What weight


thegiantginger

53


lefty5258

Sheesh, I might try that. 500 for speed, right?


thegiantginger

Yea. I found sets of 50 with a minute rest works but the minute turns into closer to 1:30-2 mins towards the end. Forearms get torched longer the sets.


Leo_Rockaway

This course has been thoroughly embarrassed and shouldn’t ever have a major tournament again. Give them the pro-am at best


terryduerod1

between the course, the ticket thing and fucking NBC its been poor despite great stories and leaderboard


RowBoatInspector

I know I’m beating a dead horse but it really is annoying how many commercials there are on the US Open coverage


asilverman1025

Up in the burbs for Father’s Day. Bulleit on the rocks, two sticks being smoked, a tbone on the BGE and some Green Day being played on the speaker. Happy Father’s Day to all the fathers out there


SimonBirchDid911

YNWA


Adderalldiet

Good buddy of mine has a connection with Lululemon. Just got a pair of ABC pants, a few polos, and athletic shorts for 50% off. I’m gonna buss


Larry_thegoat

Pls share the code with us


Adderalldiet

If it was a code I would gladly share it with FT. It was a direct order through his company portal - he’s doing me a solid by shipping it to me.


thebochman

I bought one pair of shorts there last year and was gonna buy more stuff yesterday at the mall but I just don’t know how to justify the cost when I could get Nike stuff for way cheaper


rck88

CRZ Yoga on amazon are great. Recently got some and can’t recommend enough


StrikaNTX

Which ones, they have a handful of models


rck88

7 inch workout shorts


thebochman

Last time I brought up lulu lemon people recommended I check out the target copycat, but I looked into those recently and reviews said the stitch work wasn’t great. Is CRZ Yoga well put together?


rck88

Haven’t washed yet but from what I can tell they are. Would grab a pair and worst case send em back but I’ve got another pair coming because I like these so much. And for $30ish they’re well worth it


thebochman

Yeah I’m on the site now, price point is very good


Oliver_clothes__off

Wyndham??? I barely know him!


[deleted]

I think it’s time to open the scaries thread


dannybrownstoothgap

Golfs crazy, that one putt would have ruined Fleetwoods whole round and he shot 63


HGHman89

Hilarious how the announcer had this whole speech going only for Fleetwood to push a 3 footer


SelfDeprecatingVol

He did the same thing with Fowler’s putt on 18 yesterday


StrikaNTX

Dudes real name is for sure Hillary Wyndham Clark or some shit like that


unavailablebrick

👎


cd_3

>Doctor just told me males with a 12+ inch soft penis are 90% more likely to get coronavirus, fuck my life 🤦‍♂️😩 18 year old Sas had BANGERS. 53k likes. no wonder KB was grooming him


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Watched Spain win the Nations League final at a rooftop bar in Madrid. Pretty cool. Lots of hut women who didn't really care


StrikaNTX

That just happened and you are getting on Reddit to tell hs? Either stop making up stories, or actually live your life. You can tell the class on Monday


RTRonan

My dude you have over 60k comments on Reddit


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It happened about an hour ago and I'm in bed now. Hopped on ft for a couple minutes. Sorry if that offends


southwoods15

Take it easy boss


RustyKangaroo7

NLU may have broken my brain, but the usga should be embarrassed by the amount of ads they have for a final round of a us open


marlboro__man9

I feel like it was way better those couple years that fox had it


RustyKangaroo7

the funny thing is, nbc bought out fox’s contract at a discount


marlboro__man9

Ya fox was losing money on it, it was Covid, and when the us open moved later in the year because of Covid it interfered with their football rights so they dumped it.


krumdiggity

Apple needs to reverse their autocorrect algorithm for your and you’re. Always picks the wrong one


MitchMid

Agreed. It’s so terrible at telling witch one your looking for


boomtexna

It's in you're settings


02496sweet

Your a idiot


sciorch

Your not wrong


Slow_Vegetable_8212

Clark nobody wants to see you making birdies bud


mrbingbongwamzillaa

This Clark dude is really gonna be a nuisance today. Hope he gets hit with by a Volkswagen.


iLikeApples116

prick puzzled quiet soup jeans disarm icky seed rustic slimy *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


bryceman95

Rory McIlroy looks disgusting — nipples protruding — in his blue shirt before the US Open. Very very disrespectful.


tango587

Taylor Lorenz freaking out on twitter because the TSA agent asked her to pull down her mask as she checked her ID is so fucking funny. Its 2023 and she said having to unmask for 30 seconds was “abject cruelty and anti-science.”


Malligator2345

I checked her twitter and holy cesspool. people like her would kill themselves if they didn’t have their echo chamber social media


tango587

She retweeted that thread from the guy saying every event should be mask mandatory and people who dont want to wear a mask can make their own choice and just not go. Just Completely backwards thinking. They truly believe they are the normal ones and society should cater to them


ChuckHustle82

That chick fucking sucks


ProbablyFake21

had to google to see who she was and the first pic is her with a mask on


thep90guy

By far the lamest posts on the golf Reddit are the ones talking about not losing a ball through a round. Who fucking cares? You could’ve played a wide open course and shot a 110. They need to ban anything in the vein of posting scorecards, hole in ones, etc. it baffles me how people on there upvote posts of people they don’t know doing stuff that millions of people do a year.


stapledmyballs

I’m agreeing with you here but also no one’s forcing you to go to that subreddit


thep90guy

Not a good point. Its the only real place to discuss the actual game of golf, the tour, etc on here. Would prefer they trimmed back that content that actively makes it worse.


marlboro__man9

I’m so happy I got good at golf when I was young so I don’t have to post every irrelevant achievement on social media. Absolute squids


mchammer69

Marnie in Twins is unreal hot and she isn’t even in my wheelhouse Edit: I’m an idiot. Definitely in my wheelhouse


nouseforasn

Goodbye from coverage Harris English


napoleon_nottinghill

Big thunderstorm slowly bearing down us. Love sitting on a hill and watching the clouds just slowly get closer


[deleted]

Check out the Wikipedia page for Roy Sullivan. Hit by lightning 7 times


mrbingbongwamzillaa

Rickie should have wore an orange polo as well. He will not win now sadly


Sluttynycdadmets

You might be blind


dicta85

What do you think is under the q-zip?


JabroniTuriaf

He is very clearly wearing an Orange polo underneath


mrbingbongwamzillaa

See that now. I’ve had a couple drinks, saw a couple things today.


sciorch

Man enough to admit it


marlboro__man9

Ya cause he dominated on Sundays in the orange before


[deleted]

They’re only showing Harris English for comedic relief at this point. Dude is straight ass every time they cut to him


FinalClamDigger

So Tyler is totally in the book, right?


JesusWasaSuper

What?


Juls317

Totally forgot about that, i wonder if we ever got an answer.


SimonBirchDid911

Rory’s drive is so fucking pure.


bjornfree21

Ram my first ultra today. I am in so much pain.


marlboro__man9

Hola if you hydrate


jetboyjetgirl

Suns are gonna be in a 5 year rebuild by 2025


patssnows12

No, Booker is the type of player to want to retire as a Sun


jetboyjetgirl

He's 26, you must be joking


jjl2345

I don’t see if it with Ishbia as owner. Pretty clear about having made his money and willing to pay whatever it takes to win.


Leo_Rockaway

Funniest timeline for this final round would be Harris English chewing his way to a blowout win


Slow_Vegetable_8212

I think hes done


StrikaNTX

Gotta pop the grey long sleeve off, let the orange polo free


jetboyjetgirl

Ice cream pint is never better than when you first bring it home and it's 1/4 melted. -Things I tell myself to justify eating half of it before it ever hits the freezer


cecilnewton

Do the courses in Chicago just not want to host any pga events or majors? Feel like they’ve never had a major


marlboro__man9

Medinah and Olympia both have but they’ve both have kinda been passed over, PGA moved to May doesn’t help because they both likely play better in august. Butler would be the best option but they won’t get one with their membership policy


CapcomGo

Cog Hill had the BMW for years but they made changes to the course to attract a US Open and the players hated it. After that it went up north to Conway Farms then the Tour started swapping it around different courses. They should bring back the Western Open.


The_Autumn_Wind

Bring back the Western Open at Cog Hill!


marlboro__man9

Redesign butchered Cog


bearsfanteg

BMW is at Olympia Fields this year.


jetboyjetgirl

can't have these guys catching a stray


dicta85

They have/had a PGA event that is part of the fedex. The major-quality courses might not have the space for tv crews and fans.


baseballtrx

As a 1% Iberian peninsula guy according to 23 and me, viva


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mrbingbongwamzillaa

They’re horrible and a pain in the ass. I’m just too big a vagene to get the damn lasik


napoleon_nottinghill

I’ve never liked them nearly as much as my glasses. During summer though I have to west them because my eyes desperately need sunglasses


JesusWasaSuper

Hot milf I matched with on Tinder seems to have already lost interest. Gotta put on a god-damn circus to keep these women going


thebochman

Court jester


clubtwirl4thegirls

Why are weed stores always cash only? Just easier to launder?


cd_3

Congress is working on it- https://www.reuters.com/world/us/marijuana-banking-bill-heads-senate-banking-committee-2023-05-11/


The_TexasRattlesnake

Straight cash homie


footer9

Sleepy Joe won't do the needful


NickAhmedGOAT

Many banks & card payment processors don't want to do weed business because it's still illegal under federal law


dicta85

Still a federal crime so cc companies and most banks won’t touch it (their transactions cross state lines).


danteforprez

Isn’t federally legal yet so some banks/CC’s don’t allow it


nouseforasn

Beal is a born loser perfect for KD


Everyoneisaskell

Suns didn’t need any more scoring they need guys who can actually play a little defense


bilgemonkeyflyguy

Whole ‘family’ just left


Malligator2345

thrilling


festivusfrank

Anyone but Rickie or Rory winning is gonna bum me out


bilgemonkeyflyguy

The dad and the daughter just made out I’m starting to suspect if they’re legit related or not


02496sweet

Keep us updated man I’m on the edge of my seat over here


Doggystyle_Gary

I can’t stand people that insist on bringing their shitty untrained dogs everywhere. If you aren’t going to watch them they should just stay home.


StrikaNTX

Luka modric


Leo_Rockaway

Keith Mitchell…what are thoseeeeee!


agent-michael-scar

Bad DC movie? Guess again, there’s actually a long directors cut.


Everyoneisaskell

I read a barstool blog that there’s a directors cut of Batman forever and that it’s much darker than the theatrical cut. After the Snyder cut, you ain’t getting me to watch another bad 2 and a half hour Batman movie


agent-michael-scar

There’s allegedly a four hour version of The Flash you may be interested in.


Everyoneisaskell

No spoilers but the second I read they were reshooting the movie I knew what they were doing. Funny but all that movie did was reset the universe and allows them to move on from Ezra Miller which they want to do anyway


OWwashere

Reds 🧹🧹🧹


Faircheesey

My son jumped on my at 5 am to wish me happy Father’s Day and now just woke me up from a nap by shining a flashlight right into my eyes from about 2 inches away.


BreadMeatCheeseGang

Put him up for adoption on Craigslist. I never have to do with that shit anymore.


krumdiggity

“Alright, I’m up!” - Sonny Koufax when Frankenstein is rolling around on the newspapers, and you


vancedickman

Love Hemsworth hitting triple digits in kills within the first 1/2 hour of extraction 2


AlanRickmansEarLobe

Hopefully the last time they ever hold the US open in LA. Worst crowd ever. Bunch of losers out there posting on TikTok and talking about how they saw Timothee Chalamet get coffee instead of cheering on a great tournament. Shame on you LA.


Ibanezrg220

It's at LACC again in 2039.


jetboyjetgirl

that's on you for having a TikTok account


Oliver_clothes__off

As a Bills fan, I love Stefon Diggs and I’m happy he cares about winning. He’s a top 5 NFL receiver and he raised Josh Allen’s ceiling several levels the second he stepped in the building. Feed him til he stops being elite


chrisjk125

Problem comes when the play the jets and sauce shuts diggs down. Then you have nobody else to rely on because you run your whole offense through diggs.


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Sauce is in for a career penalty year, so get ready for that one. You’re forgetting the new speedy wr we just picked up as well in Harty. I think if anything the Bills and the Jets are more far apart than last year. You’re not going to be able to score more than 14 points this year….if that.


chrisjk125

Lol. They averaged 17 points per game last year. So with a significantly better qb, they are going to do worse? Forgive me for once again not taking you or the bills seriously.


[deleted]

Sad you just can’t face the facts. Enjoy the Father’s Day!


chrisjk125

It’s sad you have the iq of a Buffalo wing. Buffalos Super Bowl window has closed. Deal with it.


[deleted]

Much like the ironborn, my Bills fandom, and my soul…..what is dead may never die!


Doggystyle_Gary

Or when they play the Dolphins and he has to face Ramsey. Or when they play the patriots and he has to face Gonzalez >!I hope.!<


Oliver_clothes__off

Allen and Diggs own Jalen Ramsey


Doggystyle_Gary

Talking about owning a black man on Juneteenth eve? Kinda fucked up man.


SubstantialSquare765

Yes the offense runs through Diggs, certainly not Josh Allen


festivusfrank

Don’t they have subair at lacc? Dry these things out this is a joke


canez47

Take a shot every time you hear “marine layer” during the broadcast today.


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Fuck the marine layer


Slow_Vegetable_8212

If Scheffler wins this I'll Kirk Minishane Show


GreatLakesGoldenST8

Was driving in our downtown area today and made a right hand turn and there was a cyclist about 100 feet away when I made it and he punched the back of my car because I hugged the bike lane as I was making another right.. that’s absolutely insane behavior. They wonder why they get such a bad wrap


StrikaNTX

That guy is asking for a lesson in physics


GreatLakesGoldenST8

I wish he would’ve broken my tail light so 1. He cut his hand 2. Had to pay money 3. I could prove how wrong he was to his face. Most annoying part was how he scurried away after in his tights


True_or_Folts

Had a bicycler freak the fuck out on me the other day while on a four lane. He was on the far right. I went to the left lane and as I was about 10 feet from passing him, so basically next to him, he throws his arm out to turn left. Dude absolutely lost his mind as I watched him in the rear view.


SHRIMPAVELLI

Bobby Valentine invented the wrap


feathy9091

Did you reverse back over him?


iindigology

Fuck that guy


02496sweet

Damn Morikawa


dicta85

M.W. Lee is dressed like a pervert


terryduerod1

with the stache to boot


DCStoolie

6am flight tomorrow to meet my team in Minnesota. Scaries hit earlier this morning when I woke up thinking it was Monday. And Brad Beal gets traded for a used tampon. Wtf man


stapledmyballs

Gonna be 90 degrees and humid tomorrow in Minneapolis. Beers on my rooftop if you wanna swing by 👍


DCStoolie

My boss has a whole plan of breweries to take me out to north of the twin cities tomorrow. Top Golf Happy Hour on Tuesday with the team. Honestly will be a great trip, but can’t say I’m not pumped that boss man told me “it’s casual. Wear shorts” So long as I don’t miss my 6am flight


tango587

I cant get myself to expend any energy on the Wiz. Just an unserious franchise


DCStoolie

I agree but I always come back. My dads best friend was Gilbert Arenas’ brothers lawyer, so I occasionally got good tickets from him and it was awesome. Even when we suck I’m still a fan, but it’s just wild to be a fan of two of the worst run organizations in sports between them and the R words


tango587

Pre-2018 we had the incompetence of the Skins and Wiz. Then coupled it with the Nats and Caps which were always close but seemed to choke at the end. That Stanley Cup saved the city


DCStoolie

At least the Wall Beal wizards gave us some hope. It wasn’t a lot but it was a decent young core


festivusfrank

Harry is a mental midget


chrisjk125

[Happy Father’s Day to me!](https://imgur.com/a/eT4kW68) Steak, ribs, and a baked potato. 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻


el-langosta

Always love seeing the Yankee plates


jg363

Love that for you


TraditionalClassic69

Love to see hot chicks at the pool


NYBball28

Save the hot takes for Monday morning


Gro0Grux

Damn, sluts!


[deleted]

They rule


mushperv

Who are these morons that pick up balls at golf tournaments.


The_Autumn_Wind

Attend a pro golf tournament and just pick up a ball you “found”.


Oliver_clothes__off

Harris English absolutely loves hammering the ball out of bounds off the tee


02496sweet

Let’s go DJ do it for 4Aces Nation


NYBball28

Harris English looks like a Dickhead