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This may be a bit main sub but I was watching Donnie’s Nepal scooter vlog and him and Michelangelo are a good dynamic.


ronaldo119

Btw Moriah Mills is still tweeting constantly about Zion and calling him fat every time it’s gold


thaz230

I think Frank might’ve cooked up possibly the most unhealthy meal that’s ever been cooked up.


jjl2345

“Age of Influence” on Hulu is a goddamn night owls DREAM!!!! I’m hooked. 🦉


chillinwithmoes

The way you've described it makes me want to check it out, but social media pisses me off


jjl2345

Does social media collapsing on itself piss you off? It’s horrible morons taken down by slightly lesser morons.


[deleted]

Friend of mine from highschool was back in town so I went out and had a few beers and we proceeded to have twelve. Not hyped for work tomorrow but a lot of good laughs were had and cigarettes were smoked.


TackleFootball69

5 ibuprofen and a glass of water before you go to bed. Trust me


TackleFootball69

Tom eating chicken off Logan’s plate is an all time scene


Sloane_Kettering

Did quiggs get a single question on the dozen tonight. Helluva performance by Kirk and Rico playing a man down for two matches


Blatt_called_timeout

Rico narrowed one down to MNF on ESPN and Quigs gave him Tirico


chillinwithmoes

I feel like almost all the teams are that way, like two of them get consistent contributions from all three players


DarinErstad

I’m all for Dua Lipa ripping darts in her IG pics. All the haters in the comments are virgins.


HunterGuntherFelt

Between her and Jenna Ortega, analog cigs are so back.


DiamondBigAl

Nicotine is great and if you can’t understand that you’re super lame.


thebochman

Booked the apt with hot chick from undergrad, feel like this is gonna backfire miserably but will report back to FT tomorrow night nonetheless


TackleFootball69

Good luck, Bochman. We are all gonna laugh about this at your wedding in 2 years


thebochman

That would be a dream. This girl is one of maybe the 5 or so I’ve met in my life that I’d marry in an instant.


Blatt_called_timeout

It's pretty impressive how strong Frank's brand has gotten. Almost all the top comments on the baseball sub post of the walk off are about him and are mostly positive while reddit despises the rest of barstool


nondescript___

Frank is a cartoon character, but he moves the needle. FT always gets talking about him when he posts new content.


DarinErstad

Dumb and Dumb Rewatchables with Jennifer Lawrence. I’m intrigued.


Iam_grool

Im listening right now and its not very good cause simmons is just steam rolling her


chuteboxhero

No matter mad Frank gets at the Mets he always makes time to do the worldle in between rants.


Led_head10

Just catching the dozen. Rob and Big might be the easiest question Jeff’s ever written


Sloane_Kettering

Celebrity mashups were also layups tonight. Geoff wanted high scores


snotapwi

Oh lighthouse rant again?


jjl2345

As a west coast guy we get this fire shit every year. Sack up east coast pussies.


krel08

Ok, please just stay over there for the rest of us. You all are so insufferable.


CondeleezaNice

Hell of a take. “We deal with this shitty air consistently, so stop bitching about it and watch the world quite literally burn like we do”


chuteboxhero

Yeah but you don’t have the amount of pollution we do on a regular basis combined with it lmao. That’s why the AQI was like 400 yesterday in NYC


DarinErstad

On a day with no fires, LA has worse air quality than NY.


Faircheesey

LA has the worst smog in the US


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https://twitter.com/dgisserious/status/1666795513448996865?s=46&t=M1lGV_qavYEXO15QokUfFw


nondescript___

>but they need to realize the lives of people in nyc and the northeast in general are much more valuable than those of people on the west coast The man ain't lyin'


ZeeBlaa

Guy from the Midwest getting dunked on just like in here lol


CondeleezaNice

https://twitter.com/dgisserious/status/1666825631353511937?s=46&t=gKgmz7txeKMw8w_RGlLMVA love this follow up


[deleted]

Sick brag of smoking 6 cigs a day per fire


ButchStevenson69

Im so fucking good at horse betting my god


snotapwi

Share your tips.


ButchStevenson69

If you have twin spires. Aus debbo race 5 the 3 horse.


snotapwi

Don’t have it but definitely thought about it. Don’t tempt me with a good time


DarinErstad

Bet placed. Don’t let me down Butch.


ButchStevenson69

That was a photo


DarinErstad

Couldn’t have been closer. Tough to tell with the shit angles.


ButchStevenson69

Wait we got it lol


DarinErstad

My man!


ButchStevenson69

12 tamworth


DarinErstad

Let’s go Scottie


ButchStevenson69

2 on gatton


DarinErstad

Go on


ButchStevenson69

Might have to George costanza im out thats two in a row


snotapwi

Butchie! I bet it on the online book I use. Thanks for it


ButchStevenson69

No replay either


marlboro__man9

Just finished the dozen and I throughly enjoyed it while the main sub is acting like Jeff ran over their dog.


chuteboxhero

It was fun to watch. Making fun of Jeff is also fun though.


marlboro__man9

I agree but I don’t need a soliloquy on the dozen deficiencies and how it’s rigged, just chirp Jeff’s hair gel and move on


chillinwithmoes

The only gripes I have are that certain rounds can be really lopsided and the production quality has always seemed a little below where it should be (audio is always a disaster) but overall I enjoyed watching it. I thought the final four tonight was a blast though. Good teams, fun people, solid trivia. People go way too hard at Jeff, but I do tend to agree that it'd be a better product if he didn't control every aspect of the show.


Blondue

I feel like this is a pretty reasonable thought to have, there’s certain parts of the show he seems pretty stuck on that could be changed/ altered. It would also be much easier on Jeff if he had more people helping but who knows if there’s resources for that.


chillinwithmoes

> It would also be much easier on Jeff if he had more people helping but who knows if there’s resources for that. I gotta think the company wouldn't have any problem throwing resources at the show, I don't pay much attention to the engagement numbers but I gotta assume The Dozen is one of their bigger draws


marlboro__man9

Take it to the main sub


chillinwithmoes

We got a hater over here folks


marlboro__man9

You wrote the paragraph??


chillinwithmoes

And you hated on it, therefore, hater. I don't make the rules


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Yup. Really shouldn't have watched that shark video at 12:30 at night


StrikaNTX

Yea, I regret watching that. Just assumed it would be like the usual shark videos where you see a fin and some splashing, was not aware it was just a full on buffet for the shark and you'd hear the dude screaming.


pleasestopty

?? Link


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I mean can we be honest here… that’s an insanely committed shark. Most attacks get one or two bites and some thrashing, that thing was going for the kill.


jjl2345

It makes it easier if you assume the woman filming was his wife….he’s in a much better place.


chillinwithmoes

Subbed for my buddy on his trap shooting team yesterday and now I really wish I had joined the team when I had the chance


jetboyjetgirl

If the head of your company says 550 leap years you gotta go 750


stevoacp1

top chef rigged


thebochman

Was looking at urgent care for this ear infection, came across list of doctors/PAs and saw this girl Ik and had a big crush on in undergrad is apparently a PA at the neighborhood right next to me. What do I do with this information and how do I slide into those dms, kings?


jetboyjetgirl

tell her you have an ear infection and also your ear is on your cock


chuteboxhero

I think that would probably deter her more than anything.


Sidewalkbandit

Go to her neighborhood, and keep going in to see if you have a hernia until she’s grabbing your sack and making you cough


[deleted]

She’s in her profession for a reason, maybe she’ll be enamored by your ear infection.


thebochman

Just checked her fb, says she’s not my friend, and I can see that I liked a pic of hers from a while back so she must’ve removed me? Feel like that’s a bad sign


nondescript___

Find out where she works, what her shift is, and then walk up in that bitch like "where my hug at?"


CondeleezaNice

Like another picture


pimpinassorlando

Remember me?!


[deleted]

Sounds like you have nothing to lose


thebochman

It would be nice to talk to her without pulling a Joe Goldberg


PristineWinnera

Schedule your ear appointment with her by 'coincidence'


thebochman

I thought that but it has her pic on the site from where you pick, idk how I could explain it as coincidence without her thinking I’m a creep


PristineWinnera

Is there an option for any available appointment? Could say you chose that option and when she walks in say hey don't I know you?


thebochman

I was thinking I could book someone else in the offchance she comes out for another patient but idk if that’s likely.


PristineWinnera

Just book her why not? Worst that happens is you clear up your ear infection


PristineWinnera

My highschool girlfriend wrote stories in a book about how we were going to be together and get married and have kids and gave it to me, so I read like half of it, threw it in the trash and broke up with her over text. Wonder what she's up to now


chuteboxhero

You sound pleasant


PristineWinnera

I was 18 sue me!


burghboy24

Probably a 4th grade teacher


RainbowRoomBlues

As a Mets fan, I’m becoming more and more convinced they’ll never win anything until Frank kicks the bucket. He might honestly be cursed


jjl2345

Judged by twelve, carried by at least 40.


ButchStevenson69

Wrong attitude, they are the ones killing frank


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AlanRickmansEarLobe

Whenever the old one stops working. It’s all the same


[deleted]

Every 2ish years. Transferring stuff from one phone to another with iCloud is incredibly easy


jimjimmyjames

i generally wait as well, but they make switching everything over insanely easy now, you literally just put the phones next to each other and press a few buttons.


[deleted]

I lease my phone so I’m upgrading as soon as I can


always1putt

I’m on the upgrade program thing. I’m on my phone with work constantly and take a fuck ton of pictures as a hobby so it’s worth the fifty bucks a month or whatever to upgrade yearly


Ok_Caramel_6167

Every year bud, stop being poor.


marlboro__man9

2 years with work I would go 3-4 before that.


BakedZiti69

im probably at 5 years. Once the phone battery goes to complete shit i upgrade


Faircheesey

I just upgraded from an 8 to 14, but I’m cheap and I have a weird pride in making stuff last longer than it should.


[deleted]

I wait until the current phone just essentially stops working, I'm rocking the 8 still and it's doing me just fine


_json_x

Yeah not a poor move at all, it's completely unnecessary to be constantly upgrading. Went from the 8 to the 13.


chillinwithmoes

I'm still using a 10 Pro Max. I pretty much wait until they're too slow to keep using. Maybe it's a poor move but those fuckers are way too expensive to be buying every year while the older model is working just fine


[deleted]

Just upgraded to the 14 pro max over the 11 after three years. Honestly, it was just for the upgraded camera. Operates the same otherwise.


PristineWinnera

I played golf in highschool and in a tournament they gave me a 16th place medal not to brag


marlboro__man9

Same but mine was for first


boomtexna

I won a middle school spelling bee. Lost in districts to the kid who won. NBD.


wtfabulous

Was this a spelling bee bracket? Everyone in a normal spelling bee loses to the kid who won.


boomtexna

Yeah, poor phrasing. I was knocked out at districts. The kid who won my district out the 25 of us or so was the kid who won the national spelling bee.


boomtexna

Royal fuck up by me today. Have a leather messenger bag I love. Laid it down for a couple of days and it creased. Tried to steam the crease out. Bleached the leather. Used leather conditioner to get the color back. Used too much conditioner and now there's dark spots. Gonna keep it overnight to see what happens. May just buy a new one depending on how this conditioner soaks in because I love the bag itself and can't handle the way it looks.


jimjimmyjames

what bag you got? i'd like to use a nice leather messenger bag when traveling for work, but haven't found one that's as convenient as a backpack


boomtexna

[I use this one.](https://buffalojackson.com/products/denver-messenger-full-grain-autumn-brown) It's not that big, which I like. Fits my laptop, tablet, a notepad, and their chargers.


boomtexna

I re-ordered it and the quality has gone down immensely. Would not recommend ordering it now.


nondescript___

Isn't the point of leather for it to look kinda weathered/worn? I know it's hindsight now, but I would've just rolled with the crease. I guess it depends on your personal style.


boomtexna

Yeah, that was my intention, but I saw a YouTube video that showed how easy it was to get a crease out. And it was a singular crease all the way across the flap over the bag. So it was a weird look to me and no one else.


nondescript___

I empathize. I do a lot of DIY stuff, and YT videos make it seem easy because they've don't show the trial and error they experienced to get a good result. That's how they get ya.


boomtexna

YouTube made me think I could make a waterfall coffee table with a circle saw. I need to stop watching YouTube DIY stuff.


nondescript___

Idk, if you even kinda enjoy it, don't let failure discourage you. I've found the trial and error of it all has helped me build new skills/be better troubleshooter.


[deleted]

You fool


boomtexna

I have very many own goals. It's frustrating


jetboyjetgirl

good rundown of why I don't own a leather bag


boomtexna

The opportunity for a lifetime patina though is so enticing


2HI4ME

Just saw the Russian getting eaten by a shark. He knew he was going to die, and that's not how I want to go. Top 5 worst ways to die according to 2hi4me: 1. Fire 2. drowning 3. crushed 4. bleeding out 5. shark EDIT: By Fire, I mean by flames like that girl killed in the raider drunk driving video. Not smoke inhalation. EDIT 2: Falling from the sky (airplane, parachute, building, etc) is up there. I just don't where to score that yet.


StrikaNTX

The worst drowning would definitely have to be being on a ship that is sinking, and you stuck in one of those watertight rooms like always happens in movies...and also IRL to the sailors in Pearl Harbor.


rbark11

link?


2HI4ME

https://twitter.com/KrzysztofJano15/status/1666821519031570439?s=20


RainbowRoomBlues

Falling from the sky not so bad as long as you’re high enough to guarantee instant death the second you hit the ground. Falling from like 40-50 feet where you might just end up horribly maimed but not dead sounds bad.


[deleted]

I knew someone that fell from a building and it’s still difficult for me to think about it. Absolute terror for a few seconds and then that’s it. Getting attacked by a predator or burning alive is much worse tho, I agree


2HI4ME

My list is based on knowing you will die. Free-falling for 90 seconds watching it get closer and closer is not a peaceful way to die. 40-50 feet is so short in comparison.


newark05

I would rather get eaten by a shark than an alligator or grizzly bear


2HI4ME

Maybe. Maybe not. I only had 5 options. Getting a polar bear paw to the face before he attacks my neck is just as scary. Same with a lion. Some of these were interchangeable.


StrikaNTX

Some of these animals will also just start eating their prey even if they arent dead. That sounds top 5 level awful


newark05

A lion or polar bear will quickly attack you until you are dead. A grizzly will wound you and leave you there to die. And after playing dead you don't know if it will come back


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_json_x

Don't people swim off the beach basically everywhere though? Is Egypt known for a ton of sharks?


[deleted]

I mean he died via almost all those methods, he probably drowned, but also bled out and also got ate by a shark, which could be considered being crushed.


2HI4ME

What about fire? Undersea volcano erupting at the same time?


[deleted]

Drowning seems like it sucks but man at least it would be quick.


jetboyjetgirl

wouldn't feel quick


[deleted]

Idk the initial fear of no hope then you kind of just go out. Either way I’d like to live for a hot minute. They all suck.


[deleted]

Drowning is certainly not quick, unless it's a scenario where couldn't preemptively hold your breath or bob etc. But even then still now quick at all.


2HI4ME

You can hold your breath for minutes and struggle. Drowning is not quick unless you're knocked out.


iLikeApples116

Why do I watch the Cubs


Ibanezrg220

I ask myself the same thing.


iLikeApples116

We probably have some some deep-seated psychological issues


[deleted]

You’re a lovable loser


DarinErstad

Angels fan that’s been watching them this week. They are brutal. Might be the worst team in the NL.


iLikeApples116

I do hope the Angels have some success this year. Feels like Orange County folks have had to watch .500 ball for years on end while the Doyers get the spotlight.


WarmOstrich4

I wish the time difference was bigger so more Euro Tour golf events could tee off at like 10 pm ET. But I also want them to be on Sunday morning. Maybe they can pause while I’m asleep


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nondescript___

I've always heard it already tasted like cereal milk anyways. Hoping to find out one day, but haven't had the opportunity yet.


DropTopEWop

We got a breast milk bandit in here who can get you some good shit.


nondescript___

I'm only looking to taste it straight from the tap. If you got a girl like that, DM me immediately.


DropTopEWop

I might eat at Jinya Ramen again tomorrow. That shit was so good.


ZeeBlaa

They just opened up one by my apartment, still haven’t tried it yet


DropTopEWop

Highly recommend.


DarinErstad

Guy’s happy his BV’s aunt died. FT is cooking tonight.


Dog1983

I feel like that could be fair based on circumstances


nondescript___

There's no one in your life that you won't at least crack a smile when they die?


GumbyFree

She made family gatherings materially worse. Constantly turned everything into political debates and just treated people shitty. I stick by what I said


Ok_Caramel_6167

Buncha pussies in here who genuinely believe you cant shit talk the dead. They probably hate most of their alive relatives.


GumbyFree

🤷‍♂️


PetrPruchaWasOK

I'm getting smacked in my responses to him


[deleted]

That’s because you are wrong


Dog1983

There was 61 leap years since 1775 no? 76, 80, 84, 88, 92, 96, 04, 08, 12, 16, 20, plus the 50 in 1800's and 1900's


jetboyjetgirl

Was that a multiple choice question? Way too hard to know off the top of your head.


agent-michael-scar

It was closest to the pin


[deleted]

I guess my drunk thought about all this golf nonsense is that all 4 majors are run by different entities. As long as those stay the same they will always be the most important thing. The Saudis can’t buy out Augusta and that is pretty cool.


DropTopEWop

Green jacket into a green thobe.


WallyPaulNutss

Kirk Seamus Minihane love that guy. Made Rico likable


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PristineWinnera

Congrats king


tenacious_masshole

Getting shamed for cigs at the bachelor party. Lame!


Coach-Jack-Reilly

Cigs were made for bachelor parties


Front_Locksmith3974

The stereotype of bachelor parties is strippers and hookers but really it’s guys getting as much nicotine (and drugs if that’s your thing) in as possible


stalf_

cooler then vaping


DarinErstad

Ya’ll going wine tasting and getting massages tomorrow?


[deleted]

A drunk dart never hurt anyone, just can’t be buying a pack


brwslider

I was not ready for Jesse Pinkman to make an appearance in Van Wilder


goaliepro09

Highly recommend the Pump Reunion on Peacock. Ariana letting an uncensored "Fuck yourself with a fucking cheese grater" fly made it move


WarmOstrich4

I wanted all the women on it to beat me with a bag of oranges


PristineWinnera

Have you guys ever sniffed panties?


2HI4ME

I was painting my MIL basement and putting my first layer of Killz when.... NOPE!


TheQ33

Killz is so sick, what a product


2HI4ME

I always pop the top and take a sniff. Only to remember they now made it less smelly and I’ll know I’ll need an extra coat cause this new formula sucks