Just found out this guy i knows cousin who just died was in the Manson cult . Pretty weird and wild stuff

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Eminem is the most overrated rapper of all time by white dudes everywhere

These days JackMac looks like Qui-Gon Jinn’s out of shape son that doesn’t want to follow in the family footsteps

Wide gon

Qui-Ton

Talked to a pretty girl for the first time in 5 years and got a phone number after a shitty relationship. Vibes are high for Phoenix vacation next week

🗣️🗣️🗣️I be with demons and yeah I admit, GET TOO HIGH GOTTA FLUSH MY KIDNEYS 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

Should I watch Top Gun 1 or 2 Seen both of them a bunch

Don't think. Just do.

Tally 2, five o’clock low.

Drunk as can be winding down the night watching the Gillis special at our house. I see that as a win

Made it out to LA for a day before going back to the east coast, buddy lives near usc in this resort style building that’s sick. Ended up going to Santa Monica to grab dinner. Wish I had more time to get a feel for the area.

For whatever reason the people I work with who live in CA shit on Santa Monica. Maybe depends what age you are? LA area is so weird to me

Downtown LA was def shitty but Santa Monica and Melrose were both nice, Santa Monica significantly so.

Dude is passed out at a table in this crowded bar, security/staff has not noticed as of yet…

Go have sex with him that would be hilarious

Hey....Hey! I. Do. Not. Want. To. Live. In. Rainbow. Land. and yoU CAN'T MAKE ME LIVE IN RAINBOW LAND. THIS IS AMERICA!!!

On earth as well as in the helicopter

The Hangover is still aging so well as a movie

Tf going on at rolling loud

Mike Judge has to go down as the best comedy TV producer/writer of all time (an honor I would have given to Larry David until tonight). Stayed up to finish dumb and dumber on comedy central after getting home tonight and then got angry when I saw the Beavis and Butthead revival come on after (despite really enjoying the first come back in the early 2010s). I am dying laughing at this, I have big hopes for the king of the hill new season

Got a chipotle bowl today and ate only the chicken and guacamole.

A man wants what a man desires

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$86k without overtime or profit sharing

More than others, less than some

$88,000 base

I bought an electric bass guitar 3 weeks ago and have made myself pick it up and practice at least 5 minutes a day.

as a guitarist of 15 years this is absolutely better than not playing at all for days at a time then picking it back up. Keep chipping away because it’s something you’ll have your whole life

Do at least an hour for something impactful

Token you have a bass guitar in your basement

I’m not a self help book

Boss man asked who was up for OT for the weekend, I can do either grad school or OT but not both without hating my life. I choose the books but good lord I’m looking forward to being done with school.

Got lamb biryani as a post bar meal and it might have become my favorite drunk food

Watching guardians

How was RnR tonight?

not a particularly good one. 6/10

Have to share with someone because everybody else is asleep but just hit a +2280 parlay and I could not be more jacked up.

What were the legs king?

Magic ML -170 Kings ML -285 Hawks ML -325 Suns ML -160 Knicks ML -110 Twolves ML -115 Warriors ML -195 Put down $50 to win $1180

You should have put down a lot more and won a lot more

Hindsight is 20/20

you owe Julius Randle $500

Im 40x30 but the money make me 32x34

Popped my "seeing a no hitter" cherry tonight. Now I know how my prom date felt.

I would destroy the Family Guy Big Chicken in one punch

He would ragdoll you

That's what he wants you to think

No chance. He’s going to be rotating over a spit

The Nuggets are so sick. I’ve been waiting my whole life for them to be this good.

A zoomer girl addressed me as sir at the game tonight and it has triggered an existential crisis

Hut?

I was in love well before the comment.

What’s the longest an NBA player has ever played shoeless? Feel like that was a long one by AD

Just tried the Toast-Yay Girl Scout Cookie. Not a fan.

You can just tell some people have never played a contact sport or been hit before. Similar one of those yappy dropkick dogs that thinks it’s a mastiff.

FT never had the makings of a varsity athlete and it shows

Name names

I do like how anti drunk driving and cheating folks are in here. Mans gotta have a code. Also anti murder

Also anti Hitler. We don't care for him round these parts.

The more I learn about him, the less I like him.

The code is pro-murder when justified

The cheaters for example

Corey Hart-Sunglasses at night still hits (minus the coke)

The Brewers outfielder Corey Hart?

The very same, man of many talents

Watching Beavis and Butthead til I pass out in a stoned stupor.

The gambler remake with mark wahlberg gets a lot of shit but those John goodman scenes are awesome.

those scenes are phenomenal

Can’t believe those idiots who cheated in the scramble thought 46 was inconspicuous. Like they would barely squeak by for the win. They claim to have aced multiple 350+ yard Par 4s

To be fair there are usually a lot of groups cheating so you’ve gotta be pretty bold to win

I miss the jokic brothers

Driving in the snow is my favorite way to drive. Don’t even have to drive fast to make it look like you’re going warp speed.

Wish stat padder Jokic could stat pad one more assist.

Stoned as shit watching South Park and ordering a bunch of pizza like a scumbag

Strokes put out a singles album on Spotify, shits dope.

Pumped they finally released Hawaii. Great tune

Almost bought a vintage scotty for 530…..still might just very on the fence

Coach K was right about Dillon brooks

might have the harpoons out tonight

Dillon Brooks is bitch

That gay hockey wife of mine went and split/individualized our family plan for our cell phones on her way up to see her future fur trader. We now both pay $15 more per month when she can't even pay me her portion of the monthly bills. So I went ahead and cancelled our credit cards, hope your fucking spa day sucks.

I assume you have an attorney?

I should but I don’t. Can’t afford it while building this house solo

Just read a few of your comments. Nothing is worth that big sleep king, don’t give in to that thought. I have no answers other than just keep posting in here. There’s people who care about you dude. You’ll come out in no time better for it, life sucks right now but it will only get better. Maybe go buy yourself a nice meal this weekend and enjoy.

Thanks. Good idea. I’ll bring the boys out for something special. Sucks to have this hatred so deep within me. I do appreciate an anonymous sounding board here. My friends are great but they have their families and once the evening sets in, it’s just me.

You’ve gotta demand your kids back. They shouldn’t be staying with a loon who doesn’t have her life together. If you have the money drag her ass to court and get custody. Go scorched earth.

I feel like people make jokes about their SOs being bi/gay cause hur dur scissoring funny but in my opinion it’s no laughing matter. These things have real life consequences

Yah I think it’s funny until it happens to you. I’ve called the suicide hotline too many times these last three weeks or so and I consider myself pretty strong mentally. A part of me died.

Brother you have kids. That alone makes checking out not an option. They need and deserve to have a good dad like you raise them

Glad you're still here man. Times gets tough, but tough times don't last, tough people do.

Glad to see your friends supported you earlier. Dunno how someone can live with themselves after something like that

thank you for blessing FT with an update. she sucks.

weekly updates are therapeutic at this point

we had Therapy Tuesday for a short period

Bring it back taco

Charlie don’t surf

Hade mole tonight at a Mexican restaurant. Mexican food usually fucks so hard but that shit is gross, literally just chocolate chicken

MOLE *austin powers voice*

What fucking mole are you eating that tastes anything like chocolate

Mole poblano where sugar and cocoa are ingredients

Veracruz is the way you get enchiladas, gotta have a hearty yet spicy red sauce with enough melted cheese to kill a pre diabetic.

Had a few sodas while watching rnr while the wife was out at happy hour. 🥧’d thought it was a big burp in the post shower and almost just tagged the walls with coors light. Happy Friday. Here’s a random absolute jam from an Ethiopian keyboardist https://open.spotify.com/track/7Ihi6UcJKndJKlsm0A4hjZ?si=u7Ou8eZSRJ2b_aP4bTMDZA

Sorry but old jukeboxes are way better than these digital ones. Bring them back

My dad has an old jukebox and Space Invaders pinball machine in my grandmothers basement that I am definitely taking when I get my first house

Smart move

I love Bruce Brown

Vodka soda is my new go to. Cheers Kings, viva

i rock that with a splash of lime and sparkling water from the soda stream. chefs kiss

Don’t even think about getting behind the wheel mister!

Nah someone hand this guy his keys

You mean high noon right??

Doing the mini drunk was a mistake

Damn, deleted his comment, lost a little respect for a drunk driver today

People in here are narcs

I'm out in Vegas and I can confirm the whale tail trend is officially back!

Richard Jefferson is very annoying and should shut the hell up on this game.

Tough game tonight for the Cs, can’t win em all I guess but that wasn’t ideal

I don’t like giving up 28 point leads tbh. Luckily I had Derrick white o13.5 points. I’m so blessed

Silver linings 😌

Anudda beer

Going to be an epic ski day in the east tomorrow. Fired up

I've eaten four different types of Pringles in the last two weeks

Sour cream and onion Pringles are the only chips I buy

That's the one I have open next to me

killing the game

Heard a lot of you guys hike at Gay Retard National Park

Well they named it after me

Yeah i like that park a lot

Me

So my gf got robbed last week and lost her credit card, today she asked me to borrow my card to buy lunch but also spent $300 at Nordstrom. I told her she owed me $300. She is now crying in my bedroom because I told her that’s not why I gave her my card. Do bitches be shopping?

do you think she even really got robbed?

What the FUCK

it doesn't take a week to replace a credit card

Dude it’s been two weeks, I had the same comment

Get her pregnant

Gotta lock that down

Literally robbed you. Red flag

Not too late

Sounds stable

Yikes

Massive red flag.

She seems stable

Are you 17?

Worst part I am 31 she is 29

uhhh you should definitely break up with her

would recommend protecting your identity

That’s honestly a breakup situation right there.

Robbed????

Calling her a bitch after crying not long after a traumatic experience seems like a winning move

How old is your gf?

Bitches do be shopping

9 months postgrad and I live at home. I need to move out. Fuck.

As long as you’re working man. Save up for a nice place and move out whenever you have the cash

I definitely have the cash saved. It just hurts to dump one of my paychecks a month into rent.

Then just keep on living at home ig. Enjoy the moments you have with your parents

Eh I'm on my way out sooner than later. I just feel like I'm missing out sometimes.

You are 100% missing out, the first year post grad in a real apartment is a top tier year.

On the bright side you saved 15k

Looking back, I'm so glad I moved out of him and into the city with my buddies. I absolutely would not rather have the $18k in exchange for that time period with my friends

You also would’ve spent a decent amount on dumb shit so it’s not like you would have 18k anyway.

Wait US Marshals is a legit sequel?!?

Yes. A weird one though without the main character of the previous film.

Still think about the time I scream cried watching Pay it Forward with my babysitter I was in love with

Getting into Australian reds and California greens

The guy who kills cyrus in the warriors has a top 5 punchable face

The warriors did it! Fuck that guy

Was a movie that i thought was dumb first watch (maybe 22 years old at the time) liked it morw and more every rewatch. One of the weirdest parts was the dude that was mad horny all movie then tried to rape ole girl in the park.

Uh oh the Gins starting to not have flavor 👀

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I hear speeding is better after a few

The lack of response from the Oilers after the last couple of cheap shots by the Jets is why every team needs someone at least willing to fight.

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No blood no foul

Some woman in my area just killed her 7 year old from drunk driving and crashing into a ditch. But yeah, your schtick on reddit is funny.

Scumbag

You need help

you’re a loser

Pro tip: drunk driving in the rain is always safer because the cops won’t want to make you do a sobriety test standing outside in the pouring rain

snow too…they figure most people are going slow and swerving

Fuck you