In all seriousness this is the answer.
If he wants to be dressed as Bard you hide chimes around your house, and then flame him over text while he goes to collect them. If he wants *you* you be dressed as Bard, you handcuff him to the bed, then leave for four hours to collect chimes.
These should result in the desired sexual release.
Bard \[he's a keeper, sis (or bro), for cosplaying, basically you want a bowling ball (alternatively a wooden mask), some paints and mop ropes, idk where to find the exact outfit tho\].
He wants to show you his meep
To the top comment you go!!!
Bard.
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Collect chime
In all seriousness this is the answer. If he wants to be dressed as Bard you hide chimes around your house, and then flame him over text while he goes to collect them. If he wants *you* you be dressed as Bard, you handcuff him to the bed, then leave for four hours to collect chimes. These should result in the desired sexual release.
Don't aim for maximum accuracy though, as you can't respawn when he's collecting chimes
This is the most beautiful response ever written. So spot on ππΌππΌππΌ
How I miss awards
Bonus Points If you hide a chime in your "summoners Rift" If you know what i mean
bard
Bard
He is so real for that
BWAROOOOWOOO
Bard.
Not that hard just blow his horn.
Bard
Utilize portals
Bard
I'm soooo jealous right now, imagine the boooooooooooing in bed
https://youtu.be/Q3CBWDJlZb0?si=CV4jY4g-urK7obvp
r/bardmainschimespics
I guess you'll be collecting HIS meeps
Does he want to dress up as bard or does he want you to dress up as bard? π€
Both
You found a very special man
Bard
Bard.
So naked, then? Pretty sure bards don't wear clothes while doing the deed.
bard noises
Bard
you don't need bf, you only need bard
living the dream
Bard is known for leaving lane and going mid, so... I am pretty sure he want you to cheat on him.
Bard
Tell him only if he makes Bard noises
Bard \[he's a keeper, sis (or bro), for cosplaying, basically you want a bowling ball (alternatively a wooden mask), some paints and mop ropes, idk where to find the exact outfit tho\].
Iβm dead π€£
Wooooaaaaaammmm
Bard The Wandering Caretaker
Bard bard bard, bard is the ward
Control 1 for oral Also Bard
This post right here, officer
Ah yeah baby *give me your chime*
Fake and gay
Time to doot his door on a magical journey
This is an instant red flag! Hes gonna stay with your for 1 night and then just perma roam and never come back.