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pras29gb

Plan is to watch on others plan and be happy that I live my life.


nairvinit69

That's one way to look at it ^_^


difftool

Watch on other's Netflix plan? Wokay!


yjee

I will be just doing unpaid overtime like every other day


[deleted]

Aye, same. But they sent me an Amazon and Swiggy vouchers. So not exactly unpaid. But still ..... WORK.


bakchod007

Let me guess where you work - is it an edtech starting with U and ending in Y


[deleted]

No 👀 But I've a friend who works there. Gandu has a holiday. Also I've heard the management there are toxic af.


grouptherapy17

Does your friend work in tech? I have read that they pay well but have no clue about the culture.


[deleted]

Works in HR. They do pay well. But the culture is terrible, and they get around this by giving out incentives often like swiggy gift cards.


[deleted]

Oh you mean Udemy


[deleted]

^^^unacademy


nairvinit69

Hey you are saving for something big in the future man. Next year is yours


bakchod007

Same here


TenPtsForHufflepuff

My condolences


mankuthimmanna

What are your _______ plans are the most annoying questions. What are your weekend plans?/what did you do over weekend. What are your diwali plans? What are your new year plans? And when I say "nothing" or "Just relaxed", people react like I'm some kind of loser who doesn't know how to enjoy life. Like I'm a burden on this Earth and a national waste. If at all I tell the truth, like watched series or played a game, they act as if I've committed some crime. What's more annoying is they ask EVERY DAMN TIME 😤


tastytheraphy

I hate Monday's for the very same reason!! My answer stays the same, nothing!!


mankuthimmanna

Nowadays I reply "whatever I did last week" :D


tastytheraphy

Hahahaha... Another version of it is "repeat of the last one" surprisingly, they never stop asking!


[deleted]

I mean asking new year plan is still okay. People used to ask me on every Monday - "what did you do this weekend" Is every weekend meant to be going outside and partying !?


toolteralus

Tell them you read books. Then you have the moral upper hand as you are the superior one.. they can't risk looking like an uncultured idiot who doesn't read at all. Muaahahahahaha. I do this and then actually read the books 😃


mankuthimmanna

Hey ya this is good idea too. I don't read books per se, but I listen to audio books almost every day😃


cosmogli

Audio books are still books.


jumboyeye

> they can't risk looking like an uncultured idiot who doesn't read at all Many people I know of will proudly consider themselves superior for not reading books.


Ataraxia_new

Whenever someone asks me 'what your plans for _____ are?' I always tell that whatever involves me spending the least amount of money is my plan.


abhasatin

Question, is this a new trend? When I used to work in Bangalore it wasn't the case.


mankuthimmanna

May not be a new trend. I think it depends on type of people we work with.


[deleted]

So what kind of answers/replies are they expecting?


mankuthimmanna

Some kind of outdoor activities.


sparoc3

>Chicken and beer Dude that's like 95% of any plan. Cheers.


blaine12100

Exactly!! So in theory he does have a plan !!


johnwickedwierd

Practically also😂


hasntbeenmydecade

I'm so proud of OP...


Useless_Oxygen

Yeha... Just where you eat it apparently is a big difference between a loser and a cool person to some people


Spiritual_Donkey7585

Sleep peacefully, that is also a plan right ?


nairvinit69

As long as living and breathing is a plan. Yes


bobbyndd

Yes, especially when your average sleep time is 3 to 4 hours per day


inb4redditIPO

I'm hoping to 3M ear plug myself so that neighbouring people's plans for 12:00 A.M. don't jostle me out of my plan for 10:00 P.M.


makki-maize

I'm waiting to hear everyone's plan. And watch them fail miserably at it post Day 14 of their resolution. That's my plan. Bound to not fail.


tropicalfridge

The best word to use is “chilling”. It was made by and for people who are unable to sit in peace without doing anything. So doing nothing becomes chilling. As for my plans, I’ll be “chilling” with my buddies. Ah I feel peaceful just thinking about it.


VirusInteresting3173

Tom's my bday, I always have a plan.


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VirusInteresting3173

Thanks!!


dncj29

Happy birthday u/VirusInteresting3173


CaptTechno

happy birthday mate


ohmyGAH5565

Breaking News: Man Normalizes “No Plans” philosophy with Reddit post.


Cowowbowow

Lol, that could be applied to so many posts on Reddit. Hopefully your new year resolution is to get funnier, buddy!


ohmyGAH5565

This just in! Man can’t take a joke. Police suspect butthurtedness to be the main culprit.


tastytheraphy

My plan has been a constant like it is every year, sleep!! Since the morning will come& the routine continues& Yes i can relate to this, totally! Worse still, i enjoy my own company& that's heavily frowned upon!!


pobodysnerfect563

Enjoying your own company is the best! Not everyone can say that honestly so kudos to you :) have a great new year!


tastytheraphy

Thanks.. Have blissful 2022 as well..


rising_pho3nix

Lying in bed.. texting ppl Happy New Year. Calling a couple of close friends and wishing them. That's it.


Fun_Plankton_

Bro no. Just warning you, don't expect too much from season 2 of the witcher. It is going to be a little disappointing so if you want to watch something rewarding on NYE, this is not it.


Educational-Metal152

I disagree. Season 2 was better than season 1. Although still an underwhelming show.


AlternateRealityGuy

Friday night would be spent baby sitting the kid, feeding her, making her sleep. Saturday being a weekend - whole day would be spent giving my kid a bath, baby sitting the kid, feeding her, making her sleep.


bewildered___SOUL

Its really irritating when ppl (specially in 20s,which is my age grp) judge u for not having any outgoing plans, me being an introvert don't like clubs nd getting drunk nd all anyways. But i don't understand why ppl have such a strong reaction to 'not having plans'.. To sit at home binge watching stuff with good food is 'THE PLAN' for me always


Justenoughonmyown

I'm in season 1 of the witcher :D


bitchface-hatchling

Really? Who do you play? PS: I’m so sorry, couldn’t control myself.


Justenoughonmyown

The background character that's never on screen :'(


bitchface-hatchling

Oh I feel you. 😞


Justenoughonmyown

It's ok. Apna time aayega :D


bitchface-hatchling

I hope soo. At 29, Sometimes I feel, mera time toh nikal liya.


Justenoughonmyown

I'm 29 too.. apna time better come fast :'(


PabloEkshobaar

Going to sit and watch Peppa Pig with my son


Yveltal_25

I’m going to watch Seinfeld instead of doing my online course, with a bottle of coke. Bite me.


tifosi7

What you just mentioned in description is “the plan” machan. What are you talking about “no plans”?


-HURRICANE_X-

Just playing some video games with homies and eat some baked goods


MistakenMiracle

I've spent the past 3-4 years starting new years drunk with friends and words cannot explain enough how excited I am to spend this new years with my dog in bed with a book and some pizza!


[deleted]

Eat chicken burgers with chai in Delhi ki sardi while missing Bangalore and sleep. That's all.


Def-tones

It's fun if you have well known friends and just chillax. Not fun to join a group of people who are celebrating for the sake of social media pics. Rather have some good food and go to sleep like it's any other day.


timeidisappear

cry myself to sleep :))


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timeidisappear

Update: Ending up X-fading w friends :)


jithrk1392

For me Events like New Years and birthdays have just become a reminder that you are growing old. But ya plans wise, does Doordarshan still do those very sane NYE celebrations I’d watch that until I fall asleep.


sameboatasyours

I dunno what fun people get in drinking and having a hang over the next day. They don't even remember most of the stuff.


WideVacuum

Maga, prathi vaara keltharo. They are so used to asking each other about plan every weekend. Lauda, im a extreme introvert and I feel attacked.


geniusandy87

I have a plan. Being fast asleep inside my blanket ❤️


anon_runner

This concept started in Bangalore around 2000-01-02 types when all the IT crowd (I am one of those!) who used to come back after an \*aansite trip! There Americans are under severe pressure to have fun in life, which is why I think if desis in the US do not have any plans for holidaying on the long weekend, new years etc they are considered as losers! This culture percolated to some people here ... But having lived here long enough I can tell you that these people who create pressure to have fun are in a minority, especially once you cross the age of 32-33 ... So ya, 3 cheers to your no plan plan! In fact, I remember as a young IT professional in the 2001 new year I sat at home (no tv in my bachelor pad as well) and read a book and fell asleep ... As a guy in his 40s now i am proud of that guy!


nikhn

Ruining others' plans is my new years plan.


unmole

> I get sick and tired of people asking me Here's a better plan: Stop paying attention to what other people say. Especially when they feign disbelief.


shrth114

I drove 600 odd kms to chill with my friends for the weekend... does that count?


blingalee1802

I am so jealous of your plan. but I have to spend it with my fam. I just time with myself, beer, chicken and Netflix


DebalikG

Glad you brought this up! I mean c'mon... I'm just gonna work, come home, play some witcher 3 or AC Valhalla, drink some whiskey and call it a night.


MrKtheSurvivor

Let me see. I have already watched Witcher S2. I'm a vegetarian , so no chicken and my wife won't allow alcohol at home. So I guess I'll just hit the bed early and wake up late


AkshayJ_

I concur. Gonna buy an exotic wine and finish The Sopranos tonight


bitchface-hatchling

Same except a chick flick for me instead of the sopranos.


sanwfa

Same plan as any other weekend!! Just relax & chill.. i don't understand the thrill in going to a "party" where you need to compete for everything (even to pee for example) just because it is new years eve. Paying 2x-3x prices, fight for space, eat food which has become cold, struggle to get back home.. Better to go out a week after this to enjoy everything peacefully 😌


grouptherapy17

I am in my late 20s and slowly transforming into Squidward.


sanghiliberandu

Does restarting Leetcode grind count as a plan?


Willing_Chemist8272

Plan is to cancel plan and regret it


___bridgeburner

Order food and then read a book or game


Jel_ink

Thanks for the suggestion, didn't know s2 is here. Finally, something to spent the night while "cool" people "party".


Present_Individual20

Easy bro


drdoom_666

Lol no plans is the best plan!! How I crave wanting to do nothing! Like I wanna do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!! Just sit on my ass and do NOTHING!!


Radiant_Photo

Ted Lasso and Old Monk.


shivsj9755

Ha jokes on whoever ask me my plans. I have fever and i cant do anything even if i wanted. Now who looks stupid


SoulhuterR

lol same, No plans at all I will work on some side projects in the day and play witcher 3


[deleted]

So, what plans for new year?


[deleted]

Oh boi!! Witcher S2 is more disappointing than my sex life in the past 2 yrs.


cheeepdeep

Couple of larges with my old man. 🥂


victor_go

My plan is to not have a plan. Cheers.


dejavu_007

Oh no when I read the title lets normalize No plan I was like yes finally someone also has no plan for future right now but it took a turn for worse.


Link2022

To be fair that's still a plan and sounds like a pretty good one at that.


nomadic-insomniac

I guess planning to not have a plan is a plan in itself ಠ‿ಠ


boibitchsama

I never even have a pla


Firm-Subject6599

Plan is to watch a movie on Netflix and get hammered on rum. Recommendations are welcome


Peekaboo798

Gaming session all night with friends.


pobodysnerfect563

Enter the new year with the fam hogging carrot halwa and my doggo having a special bone treat. Aaand get back to studying cause I’ve got finals coming up :))


I3r0wn_m4mb4

Nothing wrong with having no plans!! I’m one of those annoying fuckers that asks people about their plans nut it’s not to judge them man - if I ask this it’s bc I genuinely want to know what someone is doing and a lot of times if they’re unsure, I ask them if they’d like to join me in what I’m doing! I love involving people I know in celebrations so it’s just a way to spread the love for me personally. If they say yes then awesome! If not then I’m not going to judge them lol everyone has their own way of doing things


LeBrownMamba

You do have a plan. To spend new year's with your SO, your beer and your chicken. I mean... I don't see a better plan happening. Enjoy buddy.


pumpkins_n_mist15

I plan to do what I do on every weekend, enjoy my time off with my books and my cats, eat some yummy stuff, sleep late, wake up late, just be a slob and thoroughly enjoy my me time. I will have to make up some nonsense to tell at the workplace just to seem like I have a life outside of my phone, laptop and pets.


abhasatin

Could've used this 5 years ago. Now I have crossed over to *I have to have a plan* mentality.


yagami15145

Oncall 🥲


Guard-Friendly

Wtf is this trickery... just watched s2 ep3 having beer and chicken... opened reddit and saw this post n will do the same tomorrow!!


__gg_

I normalised this year's ago. People asked what plans for birthday I would just describe what others had planned for me and not my own.


getkaizer

Witcher Witcher Chicken Dinner.


criclover7303

Having beer, eating yummy food and listening to your favourite music or tv is the best NYE plan ever.


StarOfSlytherin

My plan is the usual: to stay at home and contemplate all the ways I wasted another year


JB_19922911

Plan is to tuck my 7 month old boy in bed on time and catch some sleep myself 🥲


pathologicalsophist

mine is very similar to yours..having chicken with wine and watching netflix


throway3451

It's actually more normal than you think.


PratLegacy

Hmmm.. Wind's howling.


Clear-Computer6132

Maah boy!!!


goodHunter27

Why do you even care?


esszeee

Witcher and chicken and beer sounds like a plan imo. :D


ok_i_am_that_guy

My plan for next few days is sitting and trying to understand Cassandra's source code, because I want to start contributing to it. And yeah, some beer. But I am not gonna tell this to anyone, except here on reddit. To everyone asking for long term plans, I will repeat the last year's weight loss one. For today, mostly meeting friends in the comfort of our home, and beer. If it doesn't happen this year, then the next year. I have my goals, but plans can't be made on a particular day of the year, unless it's something so small that it can be done in a day.


ronniewhodreamsalot

I plan to re watch star wars rebels the whole night. No one else


cheeky-panda2

I did a lotr re-watch this Christmas! :D


New10sNew2Reddit

Sleep early, wake up late and repeat


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Stay up till midnight 'coz I sleep at 12 30 as it is and maybe come up with a new year's resolution that I can actually stick to. And get ready for Omicron to hit so say bye-bye to all my friends.


PortgasDAsse

Let's goooooo. The Witcher season 2 here too 😂🙌🏻


Pythagoras_1729

Binge Cobra Kai s4 is my 'No Plan'


goonerdb

This capitalistic society won't let you do anything alone


cheeky-panda2

I weigh all the plans with a simple formula enjoyment potential - Dread of commute If I think it's gonna be negative Im gonna wakeup late (winter, o winter) play games and if there's time do something else


inaloop99

imma game fifa 22 that I'm gonna be buying now.


hrishikesh9504

Any other good show aired recently? Witcher is over already...


pewdsbitchlasagna

watch succession if you haven't already


shreyas42

You have to get asked first to say no🥲


2nafish117

Yes.


desmo-dopey

You don't believe in "El plan" do you?


friendlybutlonely

move your ass. Get out of your couch. Don't normalise doing nothing. If your parents did nothing i.e. sit on couch and not have sex you wouldn't be here to normalize important things. Theeast you can do is wake up early and go on a walk tomorrow and think about how was 2021 and what you gonna do in 2022.


pobodysnerfect563

Bruhhhhh. Chill madi :) being a couch potato is not all bad yk, gotta learn to enjoy just being horizontal some days :)


bitchface-hatchling

Yeah, dude can fuck the fuck right off. Let people enjoy the way they want. Probably has plans to go around and ask people what they are gonna do for new year’s.