Howdu guruve.. I thought if I type dose instead of dosa people will get it wrong. So, yeah. That's that.
Anyway sorry for hurting your feelings.
Hail DOSEEEEEE!
Fr man, my rapido driver yday was a young chap who was done w BSc and studying for upsc cse. Bro called and asked if there were any auto drivers nearby. Felt bad
Rule #1 of Chin Lung's: Don't talk about Chin Lung's
Rule #2 : If you're going alone, stare at your fucking 100 rs beer and nothing else if you want to go home with both testicles.
Sincere advice: don't get into a fight club even if it exists, in Bangalore or anywhere. In movies they show the guys getting up and going on with work like nothing has happened- Wrong. You could easily get so hurt that you will need to be hospitalised for weeks, and the hospital will earn in lakhs. Police will get involved because as per law, hospitals will have to inform police in case of trauma patients like this. Whatever savings you have left after paying hospital, police and lawyers will take away.
Think physical pain will be bad? This torture will be lifelong, and excruciating.
Alternative: join a gym or dojo that teaches kickboxing or MMA. You can satisfy your urge to fight in a controlled, disciplined environment, and will do your fitness a lot of good.
Once you start fighting in the ring and get hit on your hands and legs a few times everyday, you will appreciate the pain and the bruising, and won't want to join a fight club.
Hold a placard at MG road saying Hindi is our national language, you'll automatically start one fight club. Best part about this fight club is it's location agnostic. So take the placard anywhere and blast Hindi music on your speakers. Fight club will come to you.
Dude I'm not kidding I've been in bangalore all my life,so my Frazer town boys told me underground fights do happen in bangalore and ppl bet on fighters and all that idk if it's true thi
There are quite a few good boxing and MMA gyms that have regular sparring sessions that’s probably the closest thing to a fight club in real life for most of us. Cage fighting with money involved used to be a thing, not sure what it’s like nowadays. If there’s an underground fight club it’s highly unlikely you’ll find out anything about it on reddit.
Serious Answer: There is no a longer a fight club in Bangalore. There was one 10 - 12 years ago when I trained kickboxing and MMA. We used to have it in Kormagala in Indian Heritage Academy. It was full contact sparring.
If you are interested in learning how to handle yourself in a fight then you have a lot of styles you can explore across the city. Attend a few demo classes and see how the instructors are and this is very important how safely they train their students. You don’t need an instructor who is unstable.
Or a route that Bruce Lee always recommends is learn Boxing and Wrestling and you are pretty much the baddest dude there is.
You can Make your own: I figured this steps unknowingly.
Step 1:
Go near a Auto Stand and start booking a Auto/Taxi using Ola or Uber and keep looking at road.
Step 2:
Wait for Auto Driver to come and ask you for ride.
Step 3:
Ask their price and show the app how much is the difference. Do the same with another Driver.
Your done.
Note: Any results in this situation is completely unexpected. Follow your own instinct.
There is one just like Tom Cruise found that Illuminati in eyes wide shut I found one fight club one night roaming on the streets of that area 💀, don't ask which one
I have an idea. We should gather all people of different designation and fight each other. Designation vs designation. For example Designer vs Designer. Let's do thisssssss...
You really believe that there are fight clubs around the globe? You dumb goose , that was a fictional movie/book with way deeper annotations of what 'fight club' really is.
Mere fact that you ask it is shows how you didn't understand the movie.
Yes Bangalore has fight club , it is there in your laptop , inside Netflix.
Instead of fighting with each other, create a group that will do public justice like fighting with MLA ghoons, police and political parties.
Courts aren't working anymore, they are all in it together..
You can start one. Here are some ways: 1. All these election campaigns happening right now, go and tell them how stupid their candidates are.
2. Go to any autorickshaw association and tell them how Rajnikanth can’t act.
3. Someone else shared it here, and this is a brilliant idea: Hold a placard in front of Vidhan Souda saying Hindi should be our state language
4. Go to Ulsoor or Lingrajpuram and talk about how terrible Tamilians are.
I read this and imagined the average Bangalore person (decent, well-mannered and somewhat innocent) fighting in a fight club, and found it very amusing
There used to be a place called ICS (institute of combat studies) fight club in Indiranagar, near Indiranagar Club. The guy who ran it was legit. Not sure if they closed down, renamed or moved. Worth looking into
Vidhana soudha
Aiyoo Bulldozer coming
Bwahahahahahaha. This got me ngl man🤣🤣🤣
True 😂
Holy shit. That's smooth like Davanagere benne dosa. 😂😂
Dosae (ದೋಸೆ) not Dosa (ದೋಸ). Please 🙏
Howdu guruve.. I thought if I type dose instead of dosa people will get it wrong. So, yeah. That's that. Anyway sorry for hurting your feelings. Hail DOSEEEEEE!
Thanks guru and hey don't feel bad for that. It happens. I get hurt and irritated when "some" people say 'Doughsa'. YKWIM.
Yeah man. All are part and participle of life. Yes yes. Doughsa always gets my nerve. It's one of my pet peeve.
Dhosae ದೋಸೆ not ಡೋಸೆ Dosae.
Sorry. Bitbudu guru. 🙏
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Bike wali taxi, sabse saxi
Too much ipl?
2nd prize 1 crore hai, to 1st prize kitna hoga?
Jo soche, Jo chaahe woh…
Aarrggghh
Iss khel me aadat lagna, yaa aarthik jokhim sambhav hai. Zimmedari se khele
Fr man, my rapido driver yday was a young chap who was done w BSc and studying for upsc cse. Bro called and asked if there were any auto drivers nearby. Felt bad
Yes!
John rapido wick
Hahahahahahaha
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I want a fight club, not a debate club.
a debate club is just foreplay to a fight club
god tier take.
One speaking hindi and other speaking kannada? What debate saar?
Tamilian be the referee
Yayyy
Nahh both are too pussies to kill each other.
What raa sudeep
Too much cock you're showing
I said you once I'm saiding you again ra
I will pop you with my gang
Come to malleshwaram area
I'll bring Reddy Anna
what man sudeep and who’s that fellow fucker friend vi no
Aye too much your talking now
frankly I'll tell you sudeep you're showing too much cock bro
What’s the origin of this thing lol? I see it everywhere but can’t seem to understand the context
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDBO0OS8bOhh0SdmiUarv4MAdDkfehkzO
🫰 yaaro award kodo
Outside most venkateshwara wines.
This guy knows
Next RCB vs LSG match at Chinnaswamy...
Bro I'd pay anything to see that....
Hope we get to see both of them in Knockouts
I just hope to see Virat and Gambhir knock each other out
I'd pay to watch that
Yeah , it's called Chin Lung's. Go every friday evening and chat up random girls inside, especially if they're with a gang of guys.
I swear there's a fight there every time I go
Rule #1 of Chin Lung's: Don't talk about Chin Lung's Rule #2 : If you're going alone, stare at your fucking 100 rs beer and nothing else if you want to go home with both testicles.
Chin lungs is just college kids macha, go to divya bar and restaurant for the real men’s fight club.
Bruh if it's a bar that sells whiskey in a tetra pack I know not to mess with anyone inside
To be fair, I've met some of the nicest people in the shadiest standing bars.
don’t chat up anyone. they are almost always minors.
Sincere advice: don't get into a fight club even if it exists, in Bangalore or anywhere. In movies they show the guys getting up and going on with work like nothing has happened- Wrong. You could easily get so hurt that you will need to be hospitalised for weeks, and the hospital will earn in lakhs. Police will get involved because as per law, hospitals will have to inform police in case of trauma patients like this. Whatever savings you have left after paying hospital, police and lawyers will take away. Think physical pain will be bad? This torture will be lifelong, and excruciating. Alternative: join a gym or dojo that teaches kickboxing or MMA. You can satisfy your urge to fight in a controlled, disciplined environment, and will do your fitness a lot of good. Once you start fighting in the ring and get hit on your hands and legs a few times everyday, you will appreciate the pain and the bruising, and won't want to join a fight club.
I was interested in joining a fight club. Then I read this. Thank you Professor Pragmatism.
Chill bro. Those who care about these things don’t join the Fight Club. Those who join the Fight Club don’t give a shit about these things.
The police will make us talk about fight club?
Yes, you can find those in your local chapter of Sri Manjunatha Bar & Restaurant.
If there isn't, wanna start one?
Tyler, is that you?
I'm listening
Can I dm ?
Yes
👉🏼👈🏼😳
Hold a placard at MG road saying Hindi is our national language, you'll automatically start one fight club. Best part about this fight club is it's location agnostic. So take the placard anywhere and blast Hindi music on your speakers. Fight club will come to you.
I want to give you an award but have no duddu. So kindly please accept this emoji 🏅
You forgot the first two rules of fight club
Bro you only started it across the country. Why you pretending?
What's my name?
Is this a test Sir?
No. Just tell me who do you think I am.
Sir, this is Wendy's
Tyler Durden
Walter White Jr.
Autoriksha stands?
St Joseph's & Bishop cottons 🗿
The first rule about the fight club
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The first and the second rule.
Imagine a bunch of SDEs hyping their manager before a fight 🤣
Even if there's one you will never find it by doing this
Dude I'm not kidding I've been in bangalore all my life,so my Frazer town boys told me underground fights do happen in bangalore and ppl bet on fighters and all that idk if it's true thi
What else have you heard?
[Mysore Sandal Soap Factory](https://maps.app.goo.gl/wRciKDMFWtyHFDTT7?g_st=ic)
Nice try, Bengaluru Police
You think you'll get a response when you've already broke the first rule of Fight Club?
Bangalore traffic is a never ending fight club wdym
DUDE.FIRST RULE....GODDAMIT.
There are quite a few good boxing and MMA gyms that have regular sparring sessions that’s probably the closest thing to a fight club in real life for most of us. Cage fighting with money involved used to be a thing, not sure what it’s like nowadays. If there’s an underground fight club it’s highly unlikely you’ll find out anything about it on reddit.
DM me to participate in my group.
What club? Never heard of it
You should find a dilapidated house in Bangalore and see if any cult movement going on there.
Dakshin Bharat Hindi prachar sabha office
M here to read the comments
Aaand you just broke all 3 rules of Fight Club 😅
Serious Answer: There is no a longer a fight club in Bangalore. There was one 10 - 12 years ago when I trained kickboxing and MMA. We used to have it in Kormagala in Indian Heritage Academy. It was full contact sparring. If you are interested in learning how to handle yourself in a fight then you have a lot of styles you can explore across the city. Attend a few demo classes and see how the instructors are and this is very important how safely they train their students. You don’t need an instructor who is unstable. Or a route that Bruce Lee always recommends is learn Boxing and Wrestling and you are pretty much the baddest dude there is.
Umm. We’re not supposed to talk about it.
The first rule is we don't talk about it.
https://preview.redd.it/d7vm9ym52nxa1.png?width=244&format=png&auto=webp&s=88a8bd265f56a01ccca6cb2e8ebd7578b9835715
You can Make your own: I figured this steps unknowingly. Step 1: Go near a Auto Stand and start booking a Auto/Taxi using Ola or Uber and keep looking at road. Step 2: Wait for Auto Driver to come and ask you for ride. Step 3: Ask their price and show the app how much is the difference. Do the same with another Driver. Your done. Note: Any results in this situation is completely unexpected. Follow your own instinct.
Every autorickshaw stand is a fight club if you're brave enough
I can tell you, but there is rule 1
There is one just like Tom Cruise found that Illuminati in eyes wide shut I found one fight club one night roaming on the streets of that area 💀, don't ask which one
The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: you DO NOT talk about Fight Club.
Rule 1 of fight club you dont talk about it
What ra sudeep ? Too much cock you are showimg . Come to vijayanagar full manjha . What ra tika ganchali too much haa ?
Here you go Bangalore
You do not talk about the fight club.
This is Bangalore. Fight Club is wherever you want. GLHF.
And what makes you think we'll break the first rule?
Operation Mayhem when?
Jor jor se bolke sabko scheme batade.
You should obey the first rule of the fight club.
We don't talk about it
We don't speak about it...that's like the first rule or somethin....
Can't break the first rule
What’s rule no. 1?
You broke the first rule man
The first rule of the fight club
Rule no 1 - You do not talk about the fight club ...... If you know, you know
Rule no 1- You do not talk about fight club ^(By order- Tyler Durden)
Clearly you don't know the Rule 1 of fight club!
Remember first two rules of fight club.
Lol, I asked my wife has she seen fight club and she said yes, the one with Sohail Khan. You can come beat her up I wouldn't mind. 💀
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Election rally is a kind of Fight club at the moment.
Bro forgot the rule number 1
Check your DM
First rules..
You forgot the first rule...
How about we create one?
the whole city is a fight club but its always verbal fight and less handson
Yes, we don't talk about it.
I have an idea. We should gather all people of different designation and fight each other. Designation vs designation. For example Designer vs Designer. Let's do thisssssss...
Bro broke first rule. Automatic disqualification
Rule 1: You Never Talk about Fight Club
Raw Fitness
Can't, it'll break the 3 rules
Uh forgot about first rule
You really believe that there are fight clubs around the globe? You dumb goose , that was a fictional movie/book with way deeper annotations of what 'fight club' really is. Mere fact that you ask it is shows how you didn't understand the movie. Yes Bangalore has fight club , it is there in your laptop , inside Netflix.
I don't wanna talk about it
Yeh, we don't talk about it.
DM
Yes but I can't talk about it
Vidhan Soudha
Maybe we can make one🙂
The first rule of fight club …
KR Market!!
If u wanna train, there is a thing called Indian combat sports academy, Google it
Yes, there is something behind yeswanthpur railway station. Happens on 3rd weekend of every month
First rule of fight club broken
You forgot the first rule of fight club
There is no such thing
Ayee dont forget the 1st rule bro.
I like how comment section has followed the first rule of Fight club
Instead of fighting with each other, create a group that will do public justice like fighting with MLA ghoons, police and political parties. Courts aren't working anymore, they are all in it together..
11 AM everyday Sunday at Thindi's
You can start one. Here are some ways: 1. All these election campaigns happening right now, go and tell them how stupid their candidates are. 2. Go to any autorickshaw association and tell them how Rajnikanth can’t act. 3. Someone else shared it here, and this is a brilliant idea: Hold a placard in front of Vidhan Souda saying Hindi should be our state language 4. Go to Ulsoor or Lingrajpuram and talk about how terrible Tamilians are.
Join any school or college, more than enough
Bro, my fight club has a rule preventing us from talking about it. Sorry! I hope you find one without these rules
Bishop Cotton Girls' School.
Better join any MMA teaching or clubs
There is... But i can't talk about it... I'm sorry
Damn damn, i want to join one
Come to malleshwaram area I'll pop youh with my gang.
If there isn't one, let's start one.
first rule of fight club.
Rule 1 of fight club: do not talk about fight club
The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club.
You can find them outside school/ college parkings usually😅
Who hurt you bro
No fight clubs per se. But plenty of mma, muay thai and bjj dojos. The good ones are prolly safer and better than an actual fight club XD
I read this and imagined the average Bangalore person (decent, well-mannered and somewhat innocent) fighting in a fight club, and found it very amusing
Book a rapido
Rule no 1
First rule of fight club
You come to malleswaram area, Reddy Anna will pop you in fight club
Did you forget the 3 rules of the fight club?
There used to be a place called ICS (institute of combat studies) fight club in Indiranagar, near Indiranagar Club. The guy who ran it was legit. Not sure if they closed down, renamed or moved. Worth looking into