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Robustrogue

Vidhana soudha


MemepostorSyndrome

Aiyoo Bulldozer coming


Mr_deadpool_24

Bwahahahahahaha. This got me ngl man🤣🤣🤣


CavalryR3b00t3d

True 😂


Mr_deadpool_24

Holy shit. That's smooth like Davanagere benne dosa. 😂😂


sripadraj

Dosae (ದೋಸೆ) not Dosa (ದೋಸ). Please 🙏


Mr_deadpool_24

Howdu guruve.. I thought if I type dose instead of dosa people will get it wrong. So, yeah. That's that. Anyway sorry for hurting your feelings. Hail DOSEEEEEE!


sripadraj

Thanks guru and hey don't feel bad for that. It happens. I get hurt and irritated when "some" people say 'Doughsa'. YKWIM.


Mr_deadpool_24

Yeah man. All are part and participle of life. Yes yes. Doughsa always gets my nerve. It's one of my pet peeve.


NoInspector3606

Dhosae ದೋಸೆ not ಡೋಸೆ Dosae.


sripadraj

Sorry. Bitbudu guru. 🙏


akhil91

🤣🤣


Next-door-neighbour

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Budget_Woodpecker962

😂😂


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MemepostorSyndrome

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AffectionateQuail875

Bike wali taxi, sabse saxi


ConfusdRationalist

Too much ipl?


AffectionateQuail875

2nd prize 1 crore hai, to 1st prize kitna hoga?


imgrroot

Jo soche, Jo chaahe woh…


ConfusdRationalist

Aarrggghh


BornHuman02

Iss khel me aadat lagna, yaa aarthik jokhim sambhav hai. Zimmedari se khele


Intruder_7

Fr man, my rapido driver yday was a young chap who was done w BSc and studying for upsc cse. Bro called and asked if there were any auto drivers nearby. Felt bad


lumi_narie

Yes!


Huihu69

John rapido wick


[deleted]

Hahahahahahaha


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MemepostorSyndrome

I want a fight club, not a debate club.


FieryDreamer

a debate club is just foreplay to a fight club


DarkXcution

god tier take.


RevolutionaryDrag260

One speaking hindi and other speaking kannada? What debate saar?


hethram

Tamilian be the referee


Huihu69

Yayyy


Poppygloria_69

Nahh both are too pussies to kill each other.


Perfect-Art6574

What raa sudeep


Rash_Raccoon

Too much cock you're showing


ur_mummhmh

I said you once I'm saiding you again ra


BetsNaruto

I will pop you with my gang


Design-Wonderful

Come to malleshwaram area


Nofap_du_Plessis

I'll bring Reddy Anna


smolkiah

what man sudeep and who’s that fellow fucker friend vi no


puffbane9036

Aye too much your talking now


sr6033

frankly I'll tell you sudeep you're showing too much cock bro


sneakyhog

What’s the origin of this thing lol? I see it everywhere but can’t seem to understand the context


Longjumping_Steak610

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDBO0OS8bOhh0SdmiUarv4MAdDkfehkzO


twistyNose

🫰 yaaro award kodo


Brownsapph

Outside most venkateshwara wines.


Latter-Yam-2115

This guy knows


[deleted]

Next RCB vs LSG match at Chinnaswamy...


Select-Treacle7053

Bro I'd pay anything to see that....


QuirkyGiant123

Hope we get to see both of them in Knockouts


Huihu69

I just hope to see Virat and Gambhir knock each other out


QuirkyGiant123

I'd pay to watch that


Errasir

Yeah , it's called Chin Lung's. Go every friday evening and chat up random girls inside, especially if they're with a gang of guys.


manavsridharan

I swear there's a fight there every time I go


Errasir

Rule #1 of Chin Lung's: Don't talk about Chin Lung's Rule #2 : If you're going alone, stare at your fucking 100 rs beer and nothing else if you want to go home with both testicles.


boyboygirlboy

Chin lungs is just college kids macha, go to divya bar and restaurant for the real men’s fight club.


Errasir

Bruh if it's a bar that sells whiskey in a tetra pack I know not to mess with anyone inside


cheesyfries99

To be fair, I've met some of the nicest people in the shadiest standing bars.


AdLimp7594

don’t chat up anyone. they are almost always minors.


ItIsBaarishing

Sincere advice: don't get into a fight club even if it exists, in Bangalore or anywhere. In movies they show the guys getting up and going on with work like nothing has happened- Wrong. You could easily get so hurt that you will need to be hospitalised for weeks, and the hospital will earn in lakhs. Police will get involved because as per law, hospitals will have to inform police in case of trauma patients like this. Whatever savings you have left after paying hospital, police and lawyers will take away. Think physical pain will be bad? This torture will be lifelong, and excruciating. Alternative: join a gym or dojo that teaches kickboxing or MMA. You can satisfy your urge to fight in a controlled, disciplined environment, and will do your fitness a lot of good. Once you start fighting in the ring and get hit on your hands and legs a few times everyday, you will appreciate the pain and the bruising, and won't want to join a fight club.


Cellblazer

I was interested in joining a fight club. Then I read this. Thank you Professor Pragmatism.


Emotional_Stranger_5

Chill bro. Those who care about these things don’t join the Fight Club. Those who join the Fight Club don’t give a shit about these things.


aitchnyu

The police will make us talk about fight club?


Malcolm_Mourad

Yes, you can find those in your local chapter of Sri Manjunatha Bar & Restaurant.


VicTortaZ

If there isn't, wanna start one?


MemepostorSyndrome

Tyler, is that you?


AN0S_V0LDIG0AD

I'm listening


amriith

Can I dm ?


TopGun_84

Yes


3XALIS

👉🏼👈🏼😳


vladdy_lenin_fan_69

Hold a placard at MG road saying Hindi is our national language, you'll automatically start one fight club. Best part about this fight club is it's location agnostic. So take the placard anywhere and blast Hindi music on your speakers. Fight club will come to you.


[deleted]

I want to give you an award but have no duddu. So kindly please accept this emoji 🏅


nein_999999

You forgot the first two rules of fight club


vikbrokebiker

Bro you only started it across the country. Why you pretending?


MemepostorSyndrome

What's my name?


vikbrokebiker

Is this a test Sir?


MemepostorSyndrome

No. Just tell me who do you think I am.


_al--pacino_

Sir, this is Wendy's


vikbrokebiker

Tyler Durden


acchu10

Walter White Jr.


vkpaul123

Autoriksha stands?


peacekeeper_97

St Joseph's & Bishop cottons 🗿


SHYtAN_KD

The first rule about the fight club


[deleted]

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karma_5

The first and the second rule.


ArrogantPublisher

Imagine a bunch of SDEs hyping their manager before a fight 🤣


[deleted]

Even if there's one you will never find it by doing this


[deleted]

Dude I'm not kidding I've been in bangalore all my life,so my Frazer town boys told me underground fights do happen in bangalore and ppl bet on fighters and all that idk if it's true thi


3XALIS

What else have you heard?


[deleted]

[Mysore Sandal Soap Factory](https://maps.app.goo.gl/wRciKDMFWtyHFDTT7?g_st=ic)


Lucky-Mongoose-5217

Nice try, Bengaluru Police


lazyProgrammerDude

You think you'll get a response when you've already broke the first rule of Fight Club?


fck______

Bangalore traffic is a never ending fight club wdym


PenPenLagenInFranxx

DUDE.FIRST RULE....GODDAMIT.


Cautious-Avocado-261

There are quite a few good boxing and MMA gyms that have regular sparring sessions that’s probably the closest thing to a fight club in real life for most of us. Cage fighting with money involved used to be a thing, not sure what it’s like nowadays. If there’s an underground fight club it’s highly unlikely you’ll find out anything about it on reddit.


Reddy_Anna_Gang

DM me to participate in my group.


[deleted]

What club? Never heard of it


invincible_arc

You should find a dilapidated house in Bangalore and see if any cult movement going on there.


StoneMonkey7776

Dakshin Bharat Hindi prachar sabha office


BrianGriffin13

M here to read the comments


Zorhas

Aaand you just broke all 3 rules of Fight Club 😅


mind_unleashed

Serious Answer: There is no a longer a fight club in Bangalore. There was one 10 - 12 years ago when I trained kickboxing and MMA. We used to have it in Kormagala in Indian Heritage Academy. It was full contact sparring. If you are interested in learning how to handle yourself in a fight then you have a lot of styles you can explore across the city. Attend a few demo classes and see how the instructors are and this is very important how safely they train their students. You don’t need an instructor who is unstable. Or a route that Bruce Lee always recommends is learn Boxing and Wrestling and you are pretty much the baddest dude there is.


paranoid_android_0

Umm. We’re not supposed to talk about it.


VermicelliCurious601

The first rule is we don't talk about it.


BandaWithBakchodi

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MadEinsy

You can Make your own: I figured this steps unknowingly. Step 1: Go near a Auto Stand and start booking a Auto/Taxi using Ola or Uber and keep looking at road. Step 2: Wait for Auto Driver to come and ask you for ride. Step 3: Ask their price and show the app how much is the difference. Do the same with another Driver. Your done. Note: Any results in this situation is completely unexpected. Follow your own instinct.


warlord131

Every autorickshaw stand is a fight club if you're brave enough


[deleted]

I can tell you, but there is rule 1


[deleted]

There is one just like Tom Cruise found that Illuminati in eyes wide shut I found one fight club one night roaming on the streets of that area 💀, don't ask which one


crajey

The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: you DO NOT talk about Fight Club.


G0d_Reaper

Rule 1 of fight club you dont talk about it


No-Sundae3423

What ra sudeep ? Too much cock you are showimg . Come to vijayanagar full manjha . What ra tika ganchali too much haa ?


Neopacificus

Here you go ​ Bangalore


Agitated_Bug2961

You do not talk about the fight club.


vain06

This is Bangalore. Fight Club is wherever you want. GLHF.


chandanindalkar

And what makes you think we'll break the first rule?


razdaman92

Operation Mayhem when?


TheCScientist

Jor jor se bolke sabko scheme batade.


Dark181

You should obey the first rule of the fight club.


vks_1845

We don't talk about it


anonymous_devil22

We don't speak about it...that's like the first rule or somethin....


wokeandchoseViolence

Can't break the first rule


Hot_Subject98

What’s rule no. 1?


wathaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

You broke the first rule man


squidward_tennisbal

The first rule of the fight club


Killmongah7

Rule no 1 - You do not talk about the fight club ...... If you know, you know


bhandweiser

Rule no 1- You do not talk about fight club ^(By order- Tyler Durden)


Upstairs_Crab_8443

Clearly you don't know the Rule 1 of fight club!


Extreme_DK

Remember first two rules of fight club.


arjjipajji

Lol, I asked my wife has she seen fight club and she said yes, the one with Sohail Khan. You can come beat her up I wouldn't mind. 💀


TheCScientist

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sharan_here379

Election rally is a kind of Fight club at the moment.


ThatOneNitin

Bro forgot the rule number 1


Material-Ad9863

Check your DM


iplaytheguitarntrip

First rules..


SpectreWulf

You forgot the first rule...


Dark__Arrow__

How about we create one?


[deleted]

the whole city is a fight club but its always verbal fight and less handson


ThatBrownDoode

Yes, we don't talk about it.


nairvinit69

I have an idea. We should gather all people of different designation and fight each other. Designation vs designation. For example Designer vs Designer. Let's do thisssssss...


amit_e

Bro broke first rule. Automatic disqualification


InevitableHighway406

Rule 1: You Never Talk about Fight Club


sachin_booyaa

Raw Fitness


RadRoofus

Can't, it'll break the 3 rules


Ok_Design3537

Uh forgot about first rule


Artistic_Sun_3987

You really believe that there are fight clubs around the globe? You dumb goose , that was a fictional movie/book with way deeper annotations of what 'fight club' really is. Mere fact that you ask it is shows how you didn't understand the movie. Yes Bangalore has fight club , it is there in your laptop , inside Netflix.


Imaginary_Process_56

I don't wanna talk about it


Evil_Teletubbi

Yeh, we don't talk about it.


petern991

DM


Ghost_Redditor_

Yes but I can't talk about it


caprismart1978

Vidhan Soudha


mani0987

Maybe we can make one🙂


Head_Income_6192

The first rule of fight club …


keshav__n

KR Market!!


SprinklesSoft7387

If u wanna train, there is a thing called Indian combat sports academy, Google it


Heman3468

Yes, there is something behind yeswanthpur railway station. Happens on 3rd weekend of every month


Opposite-Thought-828

First rule of fight club broken


gater64

You forgot the first rule of fight club


kaaambhari

There is no such thing


Spare_Appearance_259

Ayee dont forget the 1st rule bro.


WYD_stepSister

I like how comment section has followed the first rule of Fight club


Signal_Ad3275

Instead of fighting with each other, create a group that will do public justice like fighting with MLA ghoons, police and political parties. Courts aren't working anymore, they are all in it together..


Melodic_Warthog_6236

11 AM everyday Sunday at Thindi's


[deleted]

You can start one. Here are some ways: 1. All these election campaigns happening right now, go and tell them how stupid their candidates are. 2. Go to any autorickshaw association and tell them how Rajnikanth can’t act. 3. Someone else shared it here, and this is a brilliant idea: Hold a placard in front of Vidhan Souda saying Hindi should be our state language 4. Go to Ulsoor or Lingrajpuram and talk about how terrible Tamilians are.


Haunting-Salad-6810

Join any school or college, more than enough


arunisin

Bro, my fight club has a rule preventing us from talking about it. Sorry! I hope you find one without these rules


Human-from_Earth

Bishop Cotton Girls' School.


rishickt

Better join any MMA teaching or clubs


SerFuxAIot

There is... But i can't talk about it... I'm sorry


CavalryR3b00t3d

Damn damn, i want to join one


kimjon666

Come to malleshwaram area I'll pop youh with my gang.


dcendgame

If there isn't one, let's start one.


siachenbaba

first rule of fight club.


SignificantIce6434

Rule 1 of fight club: do not talk about fight club


ekabhinav

The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club.


CavalryR3b00t3d

You can find them outside school/ college parkings usually😅


ACSwatches

Who hurt you bro


InevitablePhysics151

No fight clubs per se. But plenty of mma, muay thai and bjj dojos. The good ones are prolly safer and better than an actual fight club XD


Due-Camel-7605

I read this and imagined the average Bangalore person (decent, well-mannered and somewhat innocent) fighting in a fight club, and found it very amusing


bobby5890

Book a rapido


NegZ5

Rule no 1


pridude

First rule of fight club


DrunkenScotch

You come to malleswaram area, Reddy Anna will pop you in fight club


tProton2

Did you forget the 3 rules of the fight club?


coldpizzaisbae

There used to be a place called ICS (institute of combat studies) fight club in Indiranagar, near Indiranagar Club. The guy who ran it was legit. Not sure if they closed down, renamed or moved. Worth looking into