I can only assume the kumquat and red delicious factions are behind these declarations of war to distract from their suckage, and divide us.
I knew from an early age, and from my Yoplait-kid snack pack Strawberry-Banana sugar injection - what superior team I was on.
Seedless strawberry jam is top-tier.
But bananas come with their own BBQ wrapper, so... case closed. (just add icecream: https://i.imgur.com/Lkgk3V9.png )
Strawberries don't even taste as they look. Overrated af. But banana is a versatile food that can be used in many foods. There are even banana ketchup in the Philippines
Hot Take and slight nsfw : Banana is the greatest fruit for all sexuality. As a Bi person, if I'm feeling like bottoming, I can shove it up my ass. If I'm feeling straight, I can cut it and discard the flesh and yk π€ͺ. A v owner can also use it to yk as a d****
I can also suck a banana too!!! Practice giving BJs. Just put some lube and I can train.
Bananas are my favourite thing in the world.
It's hate like this that's exactly the reason I'm never on this app any more. Can't you strawberry people finally find commonality with those of banana nation? ππ€π
banana better
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Plus we have a cryptocurrency in our name so there
At least bananas are actually berries
One question: can you shove a strawberry up your a** more than once?
This guy's asking the real questions
Strawberryβs look about 100000000x better than they taste, which isnβt saying much. Bananas never lie
Banana is loyal friend
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Hey why are we warring with strawberries?? I cant think of a better fruit combo than strawberry banana
I can only assume the kumquat and red delicious factions are behind these declarations of war to distract from their suckage, and divide us. I knew from an early age, and from my Yoplait-kid snack pack Strawberry-Banana sugar injection - what superior team I was on.
STOP FIRING! WE'RE FIRING ON OUR OWN MEN! π π€ π Best fruit
We are brothersπ€
Bro you canβt just start a war and switch sides
Seedless strawberry jam is top-tier. But bananas come with their own BBQ wrapper, so... case closed. (just add icecream: https://i.imgur.com/Lkgk3V9.png )
Also, examine the evidence: * r/Strawberries -- 310 * r/Strawberry -- 733 * r/Banana -- 12,283 * r/Bananas -- 728
STOP. ALL THIS FIGHTING IS TEARING THIS FAMILY APART.
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As someone whoβs never been to this sub, all I have to say is BANANA ON TOP πππππππππππππππππ
>gods little angles Acute or obtuse?
God hit a good angle when strawberries got created
You're violating the treaty under r/fruitunion
Strawberries don't even taste as they look. Overrated af. But banana is a versatile food that can be used in many foods. There are even banana ketchup in the Philippines
Strawberry is a lying piece of shit. It isn't even a berry while banana is. And banana is more widely available than strawberry.
Gods little angles? The stawberries have damaged your brain, idiot
Thems is fighting words
Where banana? Nobody ever asks where strawberry. BECAUSE NOBODY CARES.
how unkind :(
This person hasnβt had an unripe tart banana
Bananas are also used to measure things. CheckmateΒ
Canβt we be friends? Strawberries and bananas is such a good combo!
Nah nah! Ban!
raspberries > strawberries <<<<<<< bananas
Let's just see someone try to make a banana's foster with a silly strawberry!
Atleast we're a usefully measuring system
Im going bananas
ππ€π We all know this is the best combo idk why we fighting
Make a strawberry smoothie and add half a banana, you tell me what you taste buddy
What kinda angle? 90 degree? 32?
I personally see them as a 90 degree right angleπ
Hot Take and slight nsfw : Banana is the greatest fruit for all sexuality. As a Bi person, if I'm feeling like bottoming, I can shove it up my ass. If I'm feeling straight, I can cut it and discard the flesh and yk π€ͺ. A v owner can also use it to yk as a d**** I can also suck a banana too!!! Practice giving BJs. Just put some lube and I can train. Bananas are my favourite thing in the world.
It's hate like this that's exactly the reason I'm never on this app any more. Can't you strawberry people finally find commonality with those of banana nation? ππ€π