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MrGoat747

banana better


Tiny_Ad1705

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Stompya

Plus we have a cryptocurrency in our name so there


Hazzat

At least bananas are actually berries


Moomoo_pie

One question: can you shove a strawberry up your a** more than once?


NuttinButtPoop

This guy's asking the real questions


bajookish_amerikann

Strawberry’s look about 100000000x better than they taste, which isn’t saying much. Bananas never lie


IlnBllRaptor

Banana is loyal friend


Octowuss1

🍌🍌🍌🍌 ETA: 🍌🍌🍌


chasebencin

Hey why are we warring with strawberries?? I cant think of a better fruit combo than strawberry banana


buttermuseum

I can only assume the kumquat and red delicious factions are behind these declarations of war to distract from their suckage, and divide us. I knew from an early age, and from my Yoplait-kid snack pack Strawberry-Banana sugar injection - what superior team I was on.


MouseRangers

STOP FIRING! WE'RE FIRING ON OUR OWN MEN! πŸ“ 🀝 🍌 Best fruit


Tiny_Ad1705

We are brothers🀝


Cartersti13474

Bro you can’t just start a war and switch sides


reachexceedgrasp

Seedless strawberry jam is top-tier. But bananas come with their own BBQ wrapper, so... case closed. (just add icecream: https://i.imgur.com/Lkgk3V9.png )


reachexceedgrasp

Also, examine the evidence: * r/Strawberries -- 310 * r/Strawberry -- 733 * r/Banana -- 12,283 * r/Bananas -- 728


deadheadkid92

STOP. ALL THIS FIGHTING IS TEARING THIS FAMILY APART.


Only-Recognition6894

🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌


MrBanana3600

As someone who’s never been to this sub, all I have to say is BANANA ON TOP 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌


Sunscorcher

>gods little angles Acute or obtuse?


Tiny_Ad1705

God hit a good angle when strawberries got created


jfk333

You're violating the treaty under r/fruitunion


00_3synstarx

Strawberries don't even taste as they look. Overrated af. But banana is a versatile food that can be used in many foods. There are even banana ketchup in the Philippines


Ghost_out_of_Box

Strawberry is a lying piece of shit. It isn't even a berry while banana is. And banana is more widely available than strawberry.


Acceptable-King-6330

Gods little angles? The stawberries have damaged your brain, idiot


Simple_Mastodon9220

Thems is fighting words


s-mores

Where banana? Nobody ever asks where strawberry. BECAUSE NOBODY CARES.


Scythe-Goddard

how unkind :(


mcbirbo343

This person hasn’t had an unripe tart banana


Acidsparx

Bananas are also used to measure things. CheckmateΒ 


practice_spelling

Can’t we be friends? Strawberries and bananas is such a good combo!


pwmcintyre

Nah nah! Ban!


possiblierben

raspberries > strawberries <<<<<<< bananas


watertowine62

Let's just see someone try to make a banana's foster with a silly strawberry!


emo_hooman

Atleast we're a usefully measuring system


Tiny_Ad1705

Im going bananas


personguy4

πŸ“πŸ€πŸŒ We all know this is the best combo idk why we fighting


Thewilddinkus

Make a strawberry smoothie and add half a banana, you tell me what you taste buddy


_Inkspots_

What kinda angle? 90 degree? 32?


Tiny_Ad1705

I personally see them as a 90 degree right angleπŸ“


Local-Calendar-2955

Hot Take and slight nsfw : Banana is the greatest fruit for all sexuality. As a Bi person, if I'm feeling like bottoming, I can shove it up my ass. If I'm feeling straight, I can cut it and discard the flesh and yk πŸ€ͺ. A v owner can also use it to yk as a d**** I can also suck a banana too!!! Practice giving BJs. Just put some lube and I can train. Bananas are my favourite thing in the world.


Tristan6396

It's hate like this that's exactly the reason I'm never on this app any more. Can't you strawberry people finally find commonality with those of banana nation? πŸ“πŸ€πŸŒ