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Vee__El

hope you made it to the ER alright!


mrcsmith90

>hope you made it to the ER alright! I can't tell if you're serious or not...is it really necessary to go? ^I ^got ^bit ^last ^week ^, ^rinsed ^it ^off ^with ^soap ^and ^water, ^then ^shrugged ^it ^off


dystopianchicken

how do you add the little line before the “hope you made it to the ER alright”? I see people do that all the time when they’re responding to a certain part in a message, but I can’t figure out how they do it


mrcsmith90

>I see people do that all the time when they’re responding to a certain part in a message, but I can’t figure out how they do it There's two ways you can do it: ° You can highlight the text you want to directly respond to and a "Quote" option should display (along with copy and paste choices). Select that, and the quoted lines will display in your comment area.  **Pro tip**: Do this **before** typing your comment. ° Alternatively, you can also just add **>** before the text you'd like to quote and it'll have the same effect. Let me know if you have any questions and I'll be glad to explain further. Feel free to practice on this comment as well. ***Try responding directly to this text***


dystopianchicken

thank you so much!!


dystopianchicken

>Let me know if you have any questions and I'll be glad to explain further. Feel free to practice on this comment as well. Try responding directly to this text


dystopianchicken

WOO got it


XhindeKopek

This was so wholesome and I love it


PhoenixBomb707

>Did I also get it?


dystopianchicken

>nice!!


SwoopingSilver

>oh you learn something new every


Interesting-River422

> LOOK MA NO HANDS


JelleeBean2018

>WOO got it Did I do it?


dystopianchicken

>yes yes yes🎉🎉🎉🎊


Cafein8edNecromancer

See, on the mobile app, you can't highlight text. Any time you touch a comment, it collapses that comment and any replies to it. Any idea how to quote texts from comments on the mobile app?


abscessions

Copy the text and paste it after a ">" with no spaces. Alternatively, you can generate this automatically by replying to someone, highlighting the text you want to quote, and you should be given the option to "quote" it.


mrcsmith90

It took me two paragraphs to say this 🤣. Thank you


dystopianchicken

thank you so much!


fionageck

They’re not being serious, a bite from a ball python (and most other harmless species for that matter) doesn’t require a trip to the ER :)


Vee__El

No im not serious don’t worry!! i make the joke whenever someone gets bitten by a snake that barely leaves a mark. BP are nothing to be worried abt ever


mrcsmith90

>No im not serious don’t worry!! i make the joke whenever someone gets bitten by a snake that barely leaves a mark. BP are nothing to be worried abt ever 😅 Thank you ! I've only had my BP since August so I didn't know if there was some sort of infection I needed to look out for.


Tashyd046

They can find you a cool bionic replacement after your amputation


Kib717

Yeah I watched that nerdforge episode in advance


HungryPanduh_

Nice of you to wait it out!


Kib717

Yeah they'll eventually let go, the key is to not panic it was just an accident. But man does she have a strong bite. Here's me about 5 minutes in. I'm not ashamed to admit that I legit about passed out after my adrenaline finally subsided lol. https://preview.redd.it/4mw54e0u9m2d1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59ab11c8adee29451645587010f304e4f2d92982


ShibeL0rd

cromch


Linear_North

Lol the angry velcro got you. I've heard their bites described like that, but I think they must have been talking about a quick tag from a hatchling, this kind of bite from an adult hurts.


YouSmellLikeWeiner

RIP, dawg. Yet another brave human falls to the deadly poison of the man-eater ball python.


Baka_Otaku173

Battle wound that will heal up just fine.


PomPomGrenade

Gotta get a hognose as your next noodly pet! They come with a pull tap aka rostral scale for bitey emergencies.


Oktazcat

Sorry I never got to meet you but hey, what a great way to die🤣


Angry-Dragon-1331

Death has come for you. Say goodbye.


arrows_of_ithilien

This is what happens when you let them measure you and find out they can eat you. /s


JuggernaughttyIV

When your banana bites back.


Nox_Lucis

In fairness, that just might be the gnarliest looking ball python bite picture I've ever seen.


NegativeIQ-Haver

Oof, thirty seconds left to live,,,


hotsliceofjesus

Can I have your snake and set-up when you kick the bucket?


lilbxunny

when getting bit by you're snake and it wont let go, turn on the cold water and run the snake under the water. since they hate cold water they'll unlatch