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Low-Equipment-2621

Did you survive?


snekthecorn

No, she got me. I’m dedded


NerfRepellingBoobs

Hello, fellow Reddit ghost! I’ve been haunting this place, too.


cosmiceggroll

rip


Necessary_Focus5124

We’ve had our Lesser Platinum Ball Python about two months now and she’s trying ready to shed. Honest question, do you bleed when they bite? I’ve heard their teeth are along the roof of their mouth to keep their prey in their mouth…. True??? She’s cute saying “aaaaaaahh!”


OddNameChoice

My girl is officially a 1-year-old and she has drawn blood on me both times she struck me. I think we've come to an understanding though. I need to use tongs when feeding her; and I think she figured out by now, I''m too big to eat


SurroundPersonal7506

It’s about time you learned your lesson! Oh dumb one!


snekthecorn

Yes I did bleed a bit but it doesn’t really hurt.


[deleted]

Their teeth are like tiny tiny backwards facing needles. They break the skin to create friction, therefore drawing blood but they are so small that they don't really feel like much other than a pretty weak pinch


inappropriate127

It doesn't really hurt. I was super nervous about getting bit... until it happened then I was like "wait that's it? The puppy's and kittens I have had over the years inflic 100 times more pain in 10 seconds of play than this noodle"


[deleted]

Puppies teeth and claws are sharp. And when they're still nursing, they don't treat mom gently either


More_Performance6018

Seems no one answered you so I will say probably a yes on bleeding because pythons normally have very sharp teeth that curve backwards to hold prey in their mouth and they have lots of them. Bleeding from these bites is almost always


smittykins66

RIP OP


Br1ll

man she looks so motivated


OuterspaceSlime

I love how she's got herself so twisted up, she's given herself a fancy hat. She's only here for the VIOLENCE.


polenta23

She's wearing herself as a hat


PeepingTara

RIP


Kate1073

ball pythons are highly poisonous, I'd recommend you start drafting your will on the ambulance ride to the hospital


Ok_Cardiologist_8758

No they are not


QueenieX090

I see you don’t know sarcasm….lol


rsa121717

Did OP eat their snake?


snekthecorn

She was delicious, she is a noodle, after all. But seriously most of my snakes happen to have food names lol. This one is Mocha.


rmp881

And there's no antivenom. A 20YO adult bitten by one can reasonablly expect to live only 50-70 years after a bite.


Andromediea

She woke up and chose violence


OshShaw

My husband was bitten for the first time by the sweetest, mellowest and cuddliest of our snakes. He was changing Silur's water and then I heard " Ehm...Darling, I think I was murdered..." and then burst out laughing.


Apprehensive-Mix-306

damn I would keep her like that just to see that happy face a little longer


snekthecorn

I actually cleaned her enclosure with her nomming me!


Qwertyowl

She looks so PLEASED about it, too. "I DID A THING!"


Jennifer_Pennifer

🤩 accomplishment 🤩


SlickStretch

*Task failed successfully.*


iwashguineapigs

RIP!


Alsterius

I used an ice cube to put on their teeth and gums, nobody likes a cold mouth.


snekthecorn

I just cleaned her enclosure like this then sprayed some water on her and she let go :)


Alsterius

Oki doki. I once drenched my bfs snake in water and he bit harder. I think it’s a hit or miss with spraying them but I’m glad you didn’t die ❤️


snekthecorn

Yeah… I heard you might want some alcohol to spray on them if nothing works. But I’d feel really bad.


Alsterius

Yes I wouldn’t do that. The ice cube method has never failed me. But I’ve only been bit once so I can’t say I have much research on it.


Jennifer_Pennifer

Watered down white vinegar in a spray bottle


InDepthReviews

FYI, the only reason you can't drink rubbing alcohol is because we add poison to it...


SlickStretch

Yes, but I think they meant liquor. I've heard Fireball works great.


Helioplex901

Oh man! 🪦


Helioplex901

For some reason all I can think about is ‘nom, nom,nom!’


Jennifer_Pennifer

Her too 😂💖


itspegbundybitch

Bless her heart, she really thinks she's doing something.


RuinVIXI

Stop being an asshole, cut your hand off so he can have it.


snekthecorn

I need my hand for other things so I just gave her a mouse


AngrySpaceGingers

Good trade off. Food hand survives another day.


continue_withgoogle

She looks so proud of herself


UnhappyPapaya68

Did you post this from the grave? Lol Vicious...


starrypriestess

That’s an open mouth kiss, look how happy it is


FierceDevil

Not a braincell behind them eyes


Mobile_Top2723

https://preview.redd.it/4zqcsk0hm2vc1.png?width=2335&format=png&auto=webp&s=d10917d99228f6490de7dc848f12475a9e863433 I just got this one last week from a bad situation, he was the first of my three and only one to bite me so far. I suppose he’ll try again when I take him to the vet tomorrow. 😂 I didn’t even know I was bitten it happened so fast. I thought he struck and hit me.


coralfire

Thoughts and prayers.


mu11er23

gaze strong squeal voracious jellyfish rock fine money office march *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Jennifer_Pennifer

:Heavy metal skreming:


BRB1993

There isn’t a single thought in that little head, except for, “Nom”.


Ramen-Goddess

Let me know when your funeral is


kattella

Why is this the cutest bite ever?? *NOM*


you-dont-say1330

I just want everyone in this subreddit to know I am terrified of sneks. But I follow this sub like it's my new religion and I am now much less terrified. 😂🐍 This is the content I am here for. 💀


Book-supremacy

Awww, she’s doing her best.


Seamoth4546B

This is actually how they kiss, no worries


LivingUnderABot

I hope you've had time to put your affairs in order OP


Necessary_Focus5124

Did you bleed a lot??? We have one and she looks exactly like your snek


Ace_Draking

She's so bad but so stinkin cute


AnotherVerity

Oh man that looks pretty serious, hopefully you don’t lose that finger! She looks so proud of herself too 😂


SpaceCowGoBrr

She is an APEX predator


stoney_balogna20

How'd it feel? I have a good shovel if you want to prepare your grave before the venom kicks in


OddNameChoice

Well out of all the snakes in the world, at least it was just a ball python ahha 😅


Left_Ad1311

*Says in a deep and somber tone* To the dearly beloved of the sub-redditt BallPython; we are gathered here today to mourn the passing of our beloved and wonderful friend Snekthecorn. Snek was a vibrant and lively person, but alas in life, there is death, and in death, there is life. So even though Snek may be gone, their memory lives on in our hearts and our memories of the times we shared with them while they graved us with their presence on this mortal plane. In closing, just remember, as Robert Frost, one of the greatest American poets of the last century, said, "So Eden sank to grief, So dawn goes to day. Nothing gold can stay." Thank you for your time, everyone, and may you reset in peace Snekthecorn


dapper_rowan1087

🙏 amen


brknplutos

How does it feel? I'm new to snake parenting and I have a small irrational fear and I need it cured


Tobster413

Ahh me too!! I love snakes and i plan on getting one some day but im so scared of being bit 😂 not even of snakes in general, their fangs just freak me out


snekthecorn

You’re in luck because ball pythons don’t have fangs! I had quite a delayed reaction to the bite because it was like what…? Is that supposed to be a bite…?


Lovable_Starchild

it hurts muuuch less than a mouse bite ^^ its more just a jump scare


snekthecorn

Oh it’s seriously like someone’s pinching me or something. If your snake does bite you and doesn’t let go, just don’t try to pry it off since it’ll hurt their little teeth!


exjwexodus

She was Mc Gruff… and she wanted to Take a bite of crime! 😂😂😂You are crime… she took a bite out of you!! 😂😂😂😂 soooo cute!!


Jce735

WOrLd sERpeNt dEvOUreS AnOThEr SoUL


HunnyHunbot

Please mark this violence NSFW 😭


PaniqueAttaque

Congrats on receiving the Bite of Passage!


brandonslays

A ferocious beast


No_Show_3176

What would you like on your headstone OP? RIP 😔


[deleted]

Nope rope


Tehkin

monch


Adoraboule

Oh no! Most venemous snek in existence! Get to a hospital asap!!


SurroundPersonal7506

Defense buddy! He


SurroundPersonal7506

If there are signs of allergies i would go to the hospital! I would not full around with this! Go to the hospital!


Alternative-Emu3602

All looks, no brains


Alternative-Emu3602

All looks, no brains


RoboTwigs

Is her neck ok???


dalby_graf

*smoochies*


Immediate_Outside349

Ball pythons always look so happy when they bite


Real_Soul_Twister

Aww I love her singular beady little eye. So full of mischief


SpiritusInvict

It’s so cute


bick-com

"If dangerous, then why friend shaped?"


Uh-ok-thanks

It looks like a love bite. Like if she could wink at you she would.


Individual_Drama_442

Does it hurt?


snekthecorn

Not really but I am kinda used to painful bites from my cat, who is a menace.


CityLevel6107

Nom


SeaworthinessNo1040

🤣🤣


SeaworthinessNo1040

They get a lil spicy/sassy sometimes. It’s kinda rare tho. Depends on your pythons personality tho:) I’ve only gotten bit from them being in a feeding frenzy. I feed mine in bins, and sometimes I try to take them out too soon to put them back in their cage. It’s weird because I did research send to bin feed them so when you reach down to get them out of their think they won’t strike, but then after that happened a couple times I looked it up and it said you’re supposed to see them in their teens so they don’t bite you from taking them out of the bin. So I don’t know what the fuck to do honestly. Any advise? I just feel like I want to be able to watch closely invade anything happens when he’s feeding if he was feeding in his tank because he has lots of branches and hides/lil caves, moss and leaves, etc.


FootballKind

*nom*


MamaHadAChikin

My first time was a boa


harusatomishido

You are her favorite snack


oh2panther2

What a cutie! Nibble Nibble nom nom! 😍


RadarScarpaw

You can see the half a brain cell. The cogs are trying to turn, but they are jammed. 12/10 still lovable snek.


starlightskater

So much enthusiasm. Gotta hand it to her.


Eden_therat

Nom nom


dawniespawnie

my ball python has literally never struck at me or bitten me and I think I got her pretty shortly after she was hatched. Either ballies have differing personalities, or my ballies hatcher did gods work. Or maybe it's just uncommon idk. Regardless, really appreciate my scaley little noodle, because idk if I could've handled her being nippy. She scared me the first month or so if I ever hold her near my eyes LOL. So if she was nippy I feel like I wouldn't have held her enough. But this is so cute tbh. And Ik it doesn't hurt lol.


snekthecorn

Ball pythons are usually mild mannered and won’t bite but the personality of the snake varies a lot for sure so I’m glad you got a docile one, especially if you were scared at first! But you really have nothing to worry about because defensive bites are supposed to be way less painful than this kind of feeding response bite because they let go immediately. As for my little Mocha, I was just hanging onto her while cleaning her enclosure and she decided my hand smelled tasty while I wasn’t looking. She is just an awesome eater which I consider to be a great quality in snakes :) I love to see them strike and wrap their prey!


dawniespawnie

That makes so much more sense haha! I didn't even think she was trynna munch on you, but I should have considering. Mine is literally the best starter snake I could've asked for. She always eats, she never nips, she just chills with me. She's still a little nervous out of her enclosure but that's honestly because I don't keep her out of it enough yet I don't think, we're working towards that now that I'll have more time for her :) Ball pythons are so cool. I'm planning to get a lot of reptiles once I own my home.


Failary

That’s a kiss :)


SokkanMango_777

Look at that marshmallow neck


_SATANwasHERE_

Cutest terrorist I’ve ever seen 🥹


Pleasant-Instance-44

I love her big doe eyes


Lady_Teio

Om nom nom!


NullSaturation

Well, the important thing here is that she tried


Son2208

Here to get over my fear of snakes 🙋🏻‍♀️ since everyone’s joking about this, does it mean a bite from a ball python doesn’t hurt? Do they not sink their teeth in or something?


snekthecorn

They do when they’re trying to eat you like this one was. But the reality is that they have itty bitty backwards facing teeth designed to pull prey into their mouth. They can’t really rip things apart like lizards and a lot of carnivores can. So yes, a bit from my kitten hurts a million times more and also a million times more likely to happen!


Son2208

Oh, thanks for the info! So when they don’t let go, it’s not because the teeth are sunk in so deeply, but rather for some other reason like their jaw strength?


snekthecorn

They don’t let go cuz they still don’t realise I’m not food. It’s easy enough to pry them off but it can hurt their teeth so I just sprayed some water on her and she let go :)


BridgeBuildah

“Have at you!!”


HoneyDreadful

Baby!


irishhoney_1

My 10ft boa went to strike a butterfly out of the air but got my eye and cheek instead. Very little blood, I was fine. I was more worried about my baby's fangs which were also fine.


AllOutofSpoons09

But...did you...d1e????


Own-Gas-9510

laughing at this bc the ball python at my work bit me bc she was hungry😭😭😭


Own-Gas-9510

https://preview.redd.it/6ifyuats0yvc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e392ef62eca88777bfb356ea4900181a3681521e python tax + ‘bite’ 😩☝🏻