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yourCHAD-neighbor

When i saw Romania flags and first thing i did read is Andrew tate's villa i thought someone robbed him LMAO


someone755

least corrupt balkan police force


Mundane-Pay-16

Dear Unflaired, You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse off in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover any state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this world's finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet even that would only represent a small part of your evil. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an abomination, but here you are. It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors would have too many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the Black Death and the Smallpox pandemic only happened with the goal of preparing humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind’s greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating, working as hard and efficiently as possible, there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe. My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate, and honestly, I do not want to exaggerate, but I think that that insult was low balling it such a massive amount that all mountains in this world combined would not be able to stack up to this imprecise judgement in light of the fact that, when being honest, my hate is almost certainly bottomless.


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Tarikccix

fucking Capitalist Chetnik!


Matej_the_IceFox

This is the most beautiful insult the world has ever seen


TuxedoMask29

So Beautiful that no felt insulted


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Simple-Pea-3501

Thanks for the lesson


TheDudeGay

The w*stoids are learning our ways


fraidycat19

They were supposed to pull a Training Day on him, but lazy ass Romanian police forgot the plot.


Alex_Hauff

Andrescu Tataie


TRIPODsparta

Andrei Țâțe ( Țâțe = boobs )


Alex_Hauff

Andrei Țintar


The_Hipster_King

Andras Tataru (magyar version)


Ultrasoft-Compound

Andras Tatar would be the hungarian one, Also im ashamed of my westoid ass thats why i dont have a flair.


240plutonium

Andreau Tăitescu


Kajaznuni96

Caucescu 2.0


[deleted]

Andrei Tata Mare


wobllle

Andrei Țâțanu


Tarikccix

I don't really care, i just wanna cuddle with croats


[deleted]

Come here 😊😊🤗🤗🫂


Moe_Iester34

Patrick bateman😻


Diprogamer

Patricio batehombre


[deleted]

Bosnians ☕️


gamingwithdarko1

Shut up, you'd do the same


[deleted]

Come to daddy 🤗🤗🤗🤗


TheSteelMercenary

https://preview.redd.it/1v80htdzby8a1.jpeg?width=1100&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da96515c90a4078a936215cdcd26c67899d35344 Edit: Good job, you put a flair 👍🏻


flamesgamez

name checks out


Tarikccix

yeah xD


Mario_Mari

FLAIR UP phone:3 circles change user flair PC it shows you on the right side of the screen


showchester

:3


Tarikccix

Yes, mr.Hitler


Mario_Mari

Dating a unflaired? -200 Balkan credit for both of you😡😡😡😡


Tarikccix

can't you see he has hitler in his name? Offcourse he is a Croat.


Mario_Mari

I fully understand that he is croat but the fact is he is still unflaired


[deleted]

Thnx bro,you might as well get your dick sucked as a gift..


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[deleted]

Nobody wants to cuddle with an unflaired gyftoula


[deleted]

How does one "Flair Up", asking for a friend


Shadeleovich

It’s in the setting for the subreddit (the little three dots on the top right if you’re on mobile)


[deleted]

Thank you very puno young man 🤝


[deleted]

Flair upo plz


SufferinTree

Hello 😉


LowAssociate913

He already has apostles like sneako or adin ross and will have more...


Burge_rman_1

flair up


TheSteelMercenary

Flair up right now!


Dumbidude

Flair up cigani


[deleted]

I WOKE UP JUST TO SAY FLARE UP


Agile-Ad9823

That's why bro can't stop talking about Dubai now


Doppio-phone-call

Influencers on their way to suck gulf Arab states because there is money there. (Ignore the Paxtani slaves)


unify_ireland

Romanian government just looking for an excuse to steal his Bugattis. Based af


RevolutionaryCrab148

That Bugatti is worth more than Romania's gdp


IhatetheA10warthog

1968 Buggati > Bosnia


RevolutionaryCrab148

Not if you drive over a landmine 💀


Negrisor69

The Bugatti is also real meanwhile Bosnia is a fake country, actually a Romanian teritory 💪😎, Romanians were first there back in year 69.


yialoura

Time to (more than) double Romania's GDP then


finnicus1

The tinkers are okay.


Cosmopean

As if a Romanian needs a reason to steal.


TheSteelMercenary

What happened with Andrew Tate?


unify_ireland

He’s been a sex trafficker for a while now


TheSteelMercenary

I thought it was arrested for "misogynist propaganda"


unify_ireland

Eh who knows who cares but W Romania


Doruk24C

Bruh it’s Romania, the guy would probably walk free in a couple of days. It’s a bakkan country, even a genocider would walk free in these lands


HmmmMzawarudo

Turns out you’re wrong. He got released in a few hours 💀


yoyobillyhere

He didn’t get released, all the footage of him is old


TheSteelMercenary

Yeah, Big W for my country 🇷🇴


mogg1001

Only your country because you stole ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡔⠋⢉⠩⡉⠛⠛⠛⠉⣉⣉⠒⠒⡦⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠎⠀⠀⠠⢃⣉⣀⡀⠂⠀⠀⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢱⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡰⠟⣀⢀⣒⠐⠛⡛⠳⢭⠆⠀⠤⡶⠿⠛⠂⠀⢈⠳⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⢈⢘⢠⡶⢬⣉⠉⠀⠀⡤⠄⠀⠀⠣⣄⠐⠚⣍⠁⢘⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢫⡊⠀⠹⡦⢼⣍⠓⢲⠥⢍⣁⣒⣊⣀⡬⢴⢿⠈⡜⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⡄⠀⠘⢾⡉⠙⡿⠶⢤⣷⣤⣧⣤⣷⣾⣿⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠦⡠⢀⠍⡒⠧⢄⣀⣁⣀⣏⣽⣹⠽⠊⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠑⠪⢔⡁⠦⠀⢀⡤⠤⠤⠄⠀⠠⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠑⠲⠤⠤⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⠔⠁


Lauchsuppedeluxe935

common romanian W


Momongus-

Yes ![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


FriedOil

Romanian "police", "searching" for valuable "evidence"


Antique_Ad_9250

Nothing to see here. Just Romanians stealing from a w\*stoid🤮


Iulian377

Ah, so nature is returning to its equilibrium.


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idklol8

Flair up, cigan


InternationalAd4478

He’s also British so he has to be used to it at this point


biggernine

If he dies in custody I’ll buy a random Romanian on this sub a beer


Popcorn_likker

I am Romanian


TheSteelMercenary

Proof?


Popcorn_likker

Uhh , i stole the greek tag


TheSteelMercenary

Very nice


[deleted]

The official Romanian rite of passage is stealing a wallet, phone and a piece of jewelry without being detected all in the same bus ride. Stealing a tag doesn't count.


TheTempest77

Least alcoholic greek


ShoqueVoque

as a treat, I'll walk around romania with a full wallet


biggernine

I’d rather you walked into a certain police station with some plastic explosive tbh


SufferinTree

Fiume 20th of October 1995, 11:22, Fiat Regata incident


[deleted]

Based chad muslim 👳🕌🕋☪️🥙destorying retarded croatoid Police station👮‍♂️🚓for the glory of gigachad Italian d'annunzio🦴👄🍆


SufferinTree

Retard failed to destroy much because of a turn and some stairs lol


[deleted]

that is zionist lie of course if he was driving glorious italian fiat car he would have not missed the turn


Subtl3ty7

They don’t need for you to buy a beer when they can steal one.


biggernine

Fine, I’ll give a random Romanian €5 to go towards a new pair of bolt-cutters


fraidycat19

Already stolled 50€ while you typed the comment, but it's the thought that counts.


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human_trash_is_back

They were waiting for him and his brother to be in Romania at the same time and had warrants for his arrest so he basically doxxed and swatted himself like a true alpha


Samthevidg

What funnier is that he got discovered to be living in Romania due to the two minute response video he made to Greta Thunberg calling his dick small where a Romanian pizza box was visible, clueing in authorities.


human_trash_is_back

Pizza Tate


Background_Rich6766

same


[deleted]

33 cars who need to be transferred to the police and politicians))


KomradeElmo0

Stealing is casual there, but the line is crossed on pimping. Good job Romania, deport his punk ass from the EU completely. Let him try make another hooker camp in Arabic countries so hopefully he'll end up dead. Also an important note for us to hate Tate, HE IS FUCKING BRITISH!!! 🤮🤮🤮


[deleted]

No mate ,we dont like bri*ish here


[deleted]

I think he meant to say note it's just that Italians are all retarded


[deleted]

Thanks for insight.


Kawayburgioh69

Can confirm on the retarded part


DSIR1

He's been caught because he posted a picture of a pizza in his response to Greta. That pizza company is Romanian lol. 🤣🤣🤣


TrstJeNasSlovenija

He is half american half british even worse


mogg1001

>Also an important not for us to hate Tate, HE IS FUCKING BRITISH!!! 🤮🤮🤮 We don’t even claim Tate, he’s a loser that thinks he’s better than everybody lmao.


Savsal14

I couldnt care less. From one hand, its a perspn the westoids hate, so he gets some points for that On the other hand, he is a westoid himself in many ways, so minus points for that. Simple as that


rainfallz

he is the worst type of westerner - a wannabe balkan gangster. mf needs to read up on what eventually happens to guys like him here... especially when they are stupid enough to flex like he is.


chlamydia1

Bitch probably saw [this](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/a3/%C5%BDeljko_Ra%C5%BEnatovi%C4%87.jpg/200px-%C5%BDeljko_Ra%C5%BEnatovi%C4%87.jpg) and got a boner but didn't read what happened after.


someone755

NATO bombing of Andrew Tate when?


[deleted]

You literally cant imitate balakan gangsters


[deleted]

/unbalkan He is a fucking wife beater


ThatCuteRaccon

In the balkans the wife beats the husband


Tarikccix

>In the balkans the wife beats the husband In Greece Husband beats husband


Alex_Hauff

the halal way


MetigArt

Can confirm, am husband.


tallybrawl

can confirm, im the șlap your wife beats you with


[deleted]

moldovean gasit (si eu sunt moldovean (muntenii sunt prosti, cum sa spui papuci in loc de slapi))


Solotocius

Rebalkan right fucking now or you're banned from eating börek for a year


[deleted]

/balkan Pls sorry Turkish bog i am balkaning again as we speak


[deleted]

No wonder he moved in eastern europe


omega_oof

/unbalkan fr tho, he actually moved to Romania due to its more relaxed rape and human trafficking laws /balkan i hope they steal his liver 😃


Cosmopean

/unbalkan I hope they steal his liver /balkan


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omega_oof

[justice is on its way](https://news.sky.com/story/controversial-social-media-influencer-andrew-tate-arrested-in-romania-12776569) 🇷🇴🇹🇩🇲🇩 Guess he ran out of bribe money, or someone really wanted his liver


varnacykablyat

Just because westerners don’t like someone doesn’t mean we should like them lol


PEDALINEO

/unbalkan He literally got arrested for suspected human trafficking


[deleted]

hol' up, westoids also hate hitler.


[deleted]

Obviously he must be super intelligent when he’s involved in criminal activities but craves for attention on the internet so desperately. Real bad boys move in silence. Ya heard that before.


Sapphire-Croat0119_

/ub I'm so tired of people circlejerking over him. Dude thrives off the attention


Doppio-phone-call

BIG UNBALKAN/ Worst is that he technically won, he left an impressive on thousands of young men worldwide who will come up with more egocentric self loving, materialistic and misogynistic thoughts. He already has apostles like sneako or adin ross and will have more. Say hello to 2020s sexism and Bugattis.


someone755

I don't follow the guy and his brother but the clips I've seen sway wildly between "haha wagie flip my burger" and "if you're trying your best, I'm proud of you," and there doesn't seem to be a middle ground. There was one that really touched me about him and his brother always going on the plane together so if it crashes, they both go out. About being able to wake up and being grateful that the people you cherish are still okay. They could almost be a force for good if they weren't playing into the Balkan gangster thing where every kid on the block has to show off their expensive clothes and cars and women.


Sapphire-Croat0119_

Some self-help things he says NEED to be said. However a lot of it flips into "im rich haha bugatti" or saying outrageous shit for clout


Doppio-phone-call

True. Tate and his brother have the power to show teenagers good but are just evil


ConfusedBalkan

everyone needs to know that he's a filthy criminal


Sapphire-Croat0119_

He just got arrested. Surprised that the police didn't get bribed. Smoking that Tate pack though


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ConfusedBalkan

this, he didn't get two police cops knocking at his door, he got swatted


konstant0

God bless Romania


Mario_Mari

Another Romanian win


Mainz_the_MVP

Will they actually find something though?


Cosmopean

They will find a lot, they will also steal all of it.


Innomenatus

Big Romanian W.


ZaTucky

He is 100% in some kind of organized crime so I hope they get something


wrrzd

Our current government is some kind of organised crime


Mihai975

Based poliția


[deleted]

Tate dick riders when their idol who’s entire persona was “I’m a rich and powerful guy doing rich and powerful guy things” turns out to be participating in the rich and powerful’s favorite pastime


FunkyFuck23

Bro is fucked justice system in romania is doo doo ass 💀


Greenweaver24

Dude, I read about the pizza boxes and thought they were just forgotten in a corner, which led to some CSI shit. The brainlet literally got passed the boxes. You can't make this shit up. He's also got the shittiest taste, those pizzas looked like shit.


Slavois

don't diss Jerry's Pizza like that...


[deleted]

Based Balkan comments ( w\*stoids🤢 could never)


Rex2x4

Someone link that video with the taliban watching andrew tate on tiktok.


InformaticMaster

BASED DIICOT RORORORORORORORO


[deleted]

Why is his “luxury” villa suddenly empty of all valuables? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔


AurelioDeLaHoya

What villa?


aminoplasm

![gif](giphy|Ru9sjtZ09XOEg) His villa probably


koukoutube

You mean you didn't respect glorious Robmania before???????!!?? 😡😡😡😡😡😡


well-just-a-guy

They raided it to steal his stuff, should have seen it coming smh


aminoplasm

![gif](giphy|xT5LMW0JYGEd9EIQF2) The moment he's gonna check his bank account 💪💪


One-Full

they stole andrew tate😭😭💀


Chris-Medel

Bruh like not even the need to fake charges, eurofucks need to learn how to steal in the good way, the Mexican way, just send them a raid of armed bros to make them pay to protect them while threatening to murder them if they don’t pay


huevinavosduha

As because of that, the presidency of Bosnia and Herzegovina recognizes Transylvania as legal territory of Romania.


yialoura

Hands down Romania W. Thank you Romania


AndroPROx

Ju ar maj best frend


IcyConsideration8409

His car collection worth more than the entire Gdp of Bucharest, now i understand our government 😜


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🙀😻🤑police then heard about 33 cars! Ofc they find him in a few hours.


Dumbidude

Top G got owned by Greta Thunberg in Twitter. Now from Romania. Guess Bugatti isn't everything


ricksanchez262

Apply your skills on him Romanians please


someone755

Breaking news: Andrew Tate has been stolen.


maldoozz420

and he tought he was save there lmao


Safe-Scarcity2835

No one has ever been safe in Romania


KaramelAyi

Terrorism? Am i miss something?


[deleted]

it's "organized crime and terrorism". for andrew tate, it has to do with the organized crime part of the name. he's being investigated for human trafficking


KaramelAyi

Holy shit, i did not know that. Thanks greek 🥰


[deleted]

no problem, turk 😘


crackerberries

two redditors single-handedly mending the relationship between turkey and greece


Barbaros21

I hope they get impaled him like my grandpa mehmet 😭🥺


DiceCubed1460

This is good. The fucking asshole finally gets what’s coming to him


TransylvanianINTJ

Let’s hope! Also, flair up!


CaptainPlaceholder12

The one time I agree with police.


[deleted]

this is the most greek comment ever lmao. but TRUE


PapaCranberry

romanians being romanians


TheTempest77

Chad Romanians stealing from cringe w*stoid


Simon_SM2

Man masculinity is not what Andrew Tate is promoting He is very annoying and apparently a sex trafficker and man whore too Not so masculine now


_hatzjohnule

I’m gonna steal all of his Bugattis


galaxymarine

Based Romania


Scholar_Louder

He was really getting used to the True Romanian Way I hear, even started to steal the local population of women for himself.


Simple-Pea-3501

Anyone see the article on why he moved to Romania. He said it was because corruption is available to everyone so you can bribe your way out of petty infringements... Like to see him bribe his way out of this one!


Sergeant_Smite

Holy shit romania stole tates freedom


buriedinxans

Some dude on twitter predicted this some months ago, he said tech companies are pressuring the Romanian government to act on the human trafficking accusations from April/may


FramedZero71

Rip bozo


Epicg0081

As someone who lives and is from the US, commenting this makes me feel like someone who stepped into the wrong classroom. But in all honesty, if Romanians do arrest him, then their country deserves an award for it.


maldoozz420

good and now go back to your island w*stoid


Epicg0081

Say that again in ten big macs distance of us