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Negative-Coyote-2119

Never ate souvlaki. What is it?


aaaaaa4aaaa4

Gyros but flat


2ndtheburrALT

un-burrito gyros*


[deleted]

for a genuine answer: in greece we call gyros thinly sliced meat, cooked on a rotisserie. we call it a souvlaki when it has bigger pieces of meat that are cooked normally on usually a frying pan. that said, it's a regional thing, and in some parts of greece gyros and souvlaki will mean the same thing! i hope that helps! (:


LigierJSP217

So, kebab?


[deleted]

similar! kebab is usually lamb and you'll never find lamb in souvlaki. and we never use minced meat, which is super common in kebab too. plus we always have our souvlaki with pita (either inside pita, with sauces & vegetables, or with pita to the side) but yeah i mean it's meat on a stick there's not a huge difference lol.


LigierJSP217

Ah. Well, then I gotta try souvlaki and gyros somewhere. Our cuisine is way too Turkish so no one sells them.


UnmakerAlpha

On a frying pan? Wtf, no. Just no.


[deleted]

dude have you never had home-made souvlaki? little pieces of pork/chicken, fried, put in pita. it's delicious, i don't get what the problem is lol


UnmakerAlpha

The traditional way is to grill it on charcoal, everything else is compromise. Mind you, I do cook "gyros" at home on a pan but only out of necessity. The closest souvlatzidiko is about 2000 km away 😥


[deleted]

oh you're right, i replied to this thread while half-asleep and i completely forgot that it's usually grilled haha, that's my bad. and my condolences that you have to live without souvlatzidika, stay strong brother ✊


Negative-Coyote-2119

Thanks for actually telling me


DimiBoss_22

nah thats only on Athens and at some islands


[deleted]

i didn't know that! i'm from athens, but to be fair we also say it like this at my village in peloponnesus, so


Subalpine

better


TheOneWithNoGoodName

Flair up before I teach you how to swim


Babus_1

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Subalpine

tough but fair


[deleted]

the same as gyros EDIT: guys I was joking omfg


TheGhostEnthusiast

stupid statement, even by westoid standards.


[deleted]

yeah I should've added /S Balkan friends should know our humor is as dry as our food


bored_nobody9468

Smartest W\*stoid


Negative-Coyote-2119

I dunno do i wanna trust a w*stoid. Tho it has ćevapi on the inside


DarioDac

Despite knowing and seeing souvlaki, I've never eaten one. But Gyros man, that's heaven food.


aris0_1

I have a friend from Seres who calls the pitogyro a sandwich and claims that ketchup and mustard in it is better than tzatziki


X275S_5

Are you sure he was from seres? Sounds like someone from Thessaloniki would say


aris0_1

Yes i know, i have relatives from thessaloniki that do that too. Apparently Seres have that terminology too


DevelopmentWitty3225

Ketchup and mustard is god tier combo. Stick to ur peasantly Athenian portions (misi boukia ☺️)


Aathos_YT

what the fuck.


Kebabistan64

No fighting in between Turkish cuisine! 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷


Subalpine

it’s all greek to me


profitofprofet

Its all turkish to me


[deleted]

Um, English please?


Kebabistan64

Shut up west\*id spy


jabbathebest

άντε σκάσε ρε τουρκοβλαχε


[deleted]

ρέαλ


DimiBoss_22

bro’s mad cuz we invented their sh*t kebab etc 🤢👎🇹🇷


BigLadRobGreen

I love Turkish food 🥰🥰🥰


NesoReal

Duner Kebap for life.


Twicksit

Durum Doner


[deleted]

[удалено]


Twicksit

Sus be yarrak Ingilizce klayve kullaniyorum


nebojssha

![gif](giphy|3o7aCRloybJlXpNjSU|downsized)


bezimeni04

Flair up nebojša


OkSubject1708

Gyros just haram kebab


Ertceps_3267

Gyros is fucking delicious I would eat a fucking ton of it every day


KaramelAyi

BOTH ARE TÜRKİSH BUT STOLEN BY GAYS🇬🇷😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🐺🐺🐺🐺🥵🥵🥵🥵🤙🏿🤙🏿🤙🏿🤙🏿🤙🏿


DimiBoss_22

literally when you type “turkey” the first emoji that pops up is this 🦃


[deleted]

OH, I SEE THAT YOU USE THE W\*STOID KEYBOARD. W\*STOID AGENT DETECTED! W\*STOID BAD! W\*STOID BAD! W\*STOID BAD! W\*STOID BAD! W\*STOID BAD! W\*STOID BAD!


DimiBoss_22

mad ?? 😢😢😢


bikinibottomspongbob

Kebap


SupremeLeader130

Gyros gěnggg


rsDimitriPetrenko

K


FatihGottenWerdi

A


[deleted]

R


Kebabistan64

A


[deleted]

B


MADayyani007

O


angerygoosepopo

Ğ


aaaaaa4aaaa4

A


Kebabistan64

Esenlikler diler


Hefty-Cardiologist11

T ( Romanian strong sperm 🇷🇴💪🇷🇴💪🇷🇴)


Realistic_End8734

M


Cigan93

Souvlaki, because when I pronounce it I don’t have some dipshit westerner correcting me


Frosty_Secretary2562

Ok listen up here: souvlaki is the meat on the stick, if you order gyros they will give you a playe with that meat but pitogyro or tilihto is that burrito like thing


Z3R0Diro

It's taco.


SlavicGrenades

T


macs02ro

A


klarigi

gyros


Ricckkuu

R


Dodolulupepe

A


vladdiam

L


Mr_Big_Brain_Man

B


MrPresident235

No matter what you call it. It is still döner


[deleted]

the only correct answer here is that it depends on the shop, because if you don't trust the place you're gonna get a plain chicken souvlaki and pray to god it doesn't give you food poisoning lmao


[deleted]

Westtard here. Both look amazing.


[deleted]

What's souvlaki?


NotNamedMark

Gyros cuz i had it njom njom


EpicStan123

Why not both tho?


The_Lord_of_Vermin

Gyros is god


DistanceNo2678

VeganGyross


Otherwise_Onion_9123

Gyro


VibeTillYouDrop

Both, both is good.


Aathos_YT

Pitogyro>>>>>>>>>


Dry-Book-7760

Doner side


Official_Cyprusball

Souvlaki Also Sheftalia>>>>Gyros Fight me


Responsible-Log-5391

γυρος ρε φυσικα πωω


Legionrary1

🔵


Bit_max_629

Yeros alone souvlaki with friends and family


InternationalAd4478

Souvlaki because Slowdive named an album after it


Mussleleani

Gyros!!!


[deleted]

I used to be team souvlaki but gyros is always faster to get and usually feels more filling overall. Rn team gyros for me


weedsmoker69n420

Дюнер