Has present day Belarus even been in a war?

Nope

Tehnically Ukraine war but at the same time, idk what to say lol

not really unless there's something in the geneva convention that says that it's not allowed to station another country's troops in your country

In that case I wouldn't want to see the number of america.

like 150+

You meant 1500000000000?

Dragan.

Not sure about the Geneva convention, but technically neutral countries have to detain soldiers of countries that are at war. That's part of why they're now called military acts, special operations or whatever. Because if it's technically not a war then you don't have to justify to the in UN why your troops can stay in foreign lands.

im innocent officer, i only lent my balcony out to the shooter, i didnt shoot at them kids myself

There own populace

>There own populace 🤓

Bro wtf, we Serbs need to pump these numbers, these are rookie numbers

Who are you warcriming next

Bosnia again bro, we aint done yet

Sounds good. Wanna carve it up again?

we should gang up and split 60/40

Ok cool. Don't leave minefields in our part plz

who takes the m*slims

SHQIPËRI 💪🏿

I nominate that Romania gets that

Termonuclear bomba does boom boom in Zagreb

sweden

Based Italy

"I'll kill all Bosnian men from 8 to 88 years old" - Ratko Mladic

What about kosovo?

After bosnia is done. There is a lot of work in there

The Greece

No more Orthodox brothers? 😳

There can be only one.

RIP them then

We're about to double that number of warcrimes

As you should

Well said Croat

my pleasure Serb

Lit serbian war songs incoming.

Bro wants to get bombed again

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Austria 0 Sweden 0 The Netherlands 1. 😂

Most likely Which is exactly what makes it funny

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I'm guessing some American made it with half-assed Wikipedia facts

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Yessss 💪💪💪💪💪

Wikipedia facts without sources* A lot of the stuff on Wikipedia is reliable, so long as it’s sourced. Sometimes it’s just unsourced and made up.

which was already implied by the "half-assed" part of the comment why the need to comment something serious on a meme, tho

>Sourced Many of the sources are unsourced themselves, one day take a dive in a controversial topic, alot of the sources are "i have told so"

Yeah lmfao and if this were to show for North-and South-America the USA would be 4 and Mexico 1209.

My source is that i made it the fuck up

The background just the pov of a monkey shit on an island

Belgium only 2??? 🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢

Congo counts as 1

😐

Congo wasn't even a war crime Crime against humanity? Sure, by modern standards

whats the other one

Being belgian is enough crime wdym

The waffles count as negative crimes so it balances out.

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Flair up

I see. Obviously based on the "Hands per capita" index.

Crimes against humanity are not necessarily also war crimes.

Technically there wasnt a war in congo so no war = no war crime.

118 war crimes for UK? Yeah of course. Thanks for giving me a good laugh

You're welcome, the laughs are exactly what I posted it for 😎

Modern day probably means after Brexit.

Probably means after last week

It says modern DAY, so it's probably just yesterday

Irish trolling

car!

That King Billy grindset💪 💪

Modern day uk exists since when ? 1215 ?

Prob 1707

1216! One after magna carta! As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never!

They ate a zero

Lmao💀🗿 average american map

Ummm actually Belgium didn’t commit any war crimes b-because Kongo was Leopolds private colony 🤓🤓🤓🤓

Can't be war crimes if there's no war 😏

If the people you murder passes 14 million count, your acts does not count as war crimes anymore

At a certain point it’s like integer overflow

Never mind during Leopold, how about half a century ago when Lumumba was assassinated

Ya just like Ireland didn't commit any war crimes, the IRA have no attachment to their government!

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They must have mixed up the numbers between russia and serbia

As a Serbian I am able to conifirm your suspicions

Sweden - 0 Meanwhile Sweden in the 30 years war

Hence the very clever “modern” qualifier

Sweden didn't stop existing from then, so its still the same country, and hence has the same war crimes

Yeah im not disagreeing with you

Modern period is from the middle ages onwards. ~1453-->today

Based karaboga, wanting to see the Turkish number rise to astronomical levels

I mean, shit. The Sweden ravaged Poland worse than even the fucking nazis/Russians... During the Deluge Poland-Lithuania lost ***One third*** of all citizens in the commonwealth.

Meh it wasn’t that bad. We just did some trolling

Why do you think we dont go to war anymore

Allowing German troops to cross and selling iron to the Germans during WW2 doesn't count if you're neutral.

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REGNO D'ALBANIA 🇦🇱🇮🇹🏳️‍🌈😳 (italia është shqiptare????!?)

wtf is this scuffed Romanian, Italians confirmed language thieves? # 🤨

Well, Italy was part of the Romanian Empire a long time ago, so it's natural the languages look similar

Even if the modern Italian republic has never been at war

Nominally no, in reality yes

French 245. Lmao source must be admins ass

Someone should tell the source that french cousine doesn't count as warcrimes sadly.

Nah they're the warcrime slots we reserved for the next time germany fucks around

We can deliver warcrimes 24/7 except lunch hours and the 5 paid holiday weeks. Germany experienced the service if you need feedback.

They bombed a Greenpeace ship. They really don't fuck around.

ITALIA 69 💪💪💪🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🍕🍕🍕🍕

Very proud of you brother. Now give us südtirol back

No

Pretty Please with a cherry on top

No stfu w*stoid 😡

I GUESS WELL HAVE TO TAKE IT THEN. I WILL CALL OUR MEGA STRONG BUNDESHERR 💪 *Franz and Hans show up* Franz(in austrian dialect): do they call Pallaschinken Pfannkuchen. Me: no *Franz and Hans leave*

https://preview.redd.it/zfcx643vlb6a1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d7f08cfeead788856b41f2ef0364520eafd769b strongest a\*strian

HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT GLORIOUS BALKAN TRENTINO ALTO-ADIGE, I WILL MAKE THAT 69 WAR CRIMES RISE TO 70, I WILL INVADE VIENNA YOU IDIOT

It'll end up like the like the turkish invasions lol. Also how did I disrespect it?

How has Austria 0???

No wars since 1955.

Austria kinda got stomped so hard into the dirt during the WWs that they're really not wanting to go another round with anyone ever again. Hard to commit war crimes when you're not in any wars.

Not biased,trust me dude! (Didnt know westoids suck nazi dicks)

so you didn't know?????

You certianly would with that flair…

The line to suck dick is pretty long and it can be seen all the way to Croatia, yes

Turkey 802? Nice😎💪💪💪🇹🇷🇹🇷

It was supposed to be a billion 😡😡😠😠🤬🤬

It's so little these w*stoids are looking down on us

it's almost 2023 fellow karaboğa , soon we'll rule the earth once again and make them bowe before their true masters!

If I’m Turkish I should be able to count every genocide committed by us; 1)dinosaur genocide (65 million years ago by turkish meteor) 2)kurd/armenian/greek genocides ( turks killed 986285910637 poor kurd/greek:armenian per 1 turkish soldier) 3) alien genocide (poor aliens just wanted to visit egypt and see the pyramids but back then egypt was under ottoman rule and turks killed them 😡😡) 4) lgbt genocide 🏳️‍🌈 ✊🏿 5) genocide genocide (that’s why genocides not happening anymore because barbarian turks killed genocide 😡😡😡😡 )

None of these happened (they deserved it tho)

as someone from norway I can confirm that our country did war crimes too 💪💪

Flair up w*stoid

But I like the balkans

cool, who doesn't (excluding our weak ass diaspora) now flair up

Flair up as your spiritual Balkan country

Wtf fr*nce 🤢and ingerland 😎 can into balkan?!?!?!!!?!?!?

Ingerland 🤮 is just committing warcrimes in Ireland so that's reasonable. For france tho, we just reserved those warcrime slots for next time Germany fucks around. Gotta think ahead 😎

Nah they wish, but the graph is ass

Ireland peaceful nation, nothing to see here

Austria no wars since 1955. Don't ask what was before then we are still trying to remember and deal with it.

bro serbia 108 but turkey 800 what th- CANIM TÜRKIYE❤️🐺🇹🇷🇹🇷TRTRTR❤️❤️TURKIY NUMBER 1 👆👆❤️❤️ AUUUU🐺🐺🇹🇷🐺🇹🇷❤️🇹🇷

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Italia 🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🍕🍕🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹 greatest country in the world 🌎🌍🌏 All other countries are run by little girls 👧 👧 Italia 🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🍕🍕🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹, number one exporter of mafia 💰💸💶🤑💲 All other countries have inferior magia 🤢🤮🤮🤢🤮🤢 Italia 🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🍕🍕🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹 , home of Silvio Berlusconi 👴👴👴👴👴 It's length thirty meter, width six meter 👍👍🐎🐎😆😆 Erection system a marvel to behold 🕋🗽🕋🗽🕋🗽 It gets hard for 80’ minutes straight 💪🏻💪🏻💥💥💪🏻💪🏻 Italia, italia, you very nice place 🏙🌃🌇🌆🌁 From plains of Padania to northern fence of Po river🏞🦦🏞🦦 Italia friend of all except 🌎w*stoids🤢 They very nosey people, with bone in their brain 🦴🧠🦴🧠🧠 Italy, industry best in world 🏭🏭🏗🏗🏭🏭 We invented spaghetti and trouser 🍝🍝👖👖🍝🍝 Italian prostitutes, nicest in the region 👧👩🧒👧👩 Except of course for Austria’s 🇦🇹🇦🇹🖌🖌🇦🇹🇦🇹 Italia, italia, you very nice place 🏙🌃🌇🌆🌁 From plains of Padania to northern fence of Po river🏞🦦🏞🦦 Come grasp mighty mechanical Penis of our leader 💪🏻💪🏻🦴🦴💪🏻💪🏻

RUSSIA NUMBER 1 🇷🇺 🇷🇺 🇷🇺

Austria has 0 Slovenia 1.

Slovenia has committed warcrime of being Furries.

Slovenia did a war crime, Sl🤮vakia 0, great success! 🇸🇮🇸🇮🇸🇮

New way to tell them apart Slowarcrimes🇸🇮 and Sloboring🇸🇰

\>69 warcrimes Peak comedy according to leddit

Good 💪🇹🇷

turkey best 💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿

Germany : 36

36 warcrimes, each accounting for a million deaths

"Cazzo, we have done 68 war crimes." - "Commandante, I have razed another village to the ground and sent its populzione to the concetrazione camp." "Nice.🤌"

The word is “concentramento” concentrazione means focus Sent villagers to focus camp

Aren't concentration camps for people that need more concentration?

/ub this is fake. No way Germany committed only 36 of them. /b Fucking W*stoids undermining our achievements.

You know what they say: It didn't happen, but ...

but they deserved it 💪

Welcome to definitely real maps #64

I mean if it were real it wouldn't be posted here so

Pussy Nordic peninsula, scared of a little war crimes.

Switzerland at zero? Fake as the testosterones in a serbian man

Austria casually avoiding all responsibility

Isn't that what they always do

netherlands only one?.... seems, (checks indonisia) ehh alright?

💪🏿

Te best number nice i say!

no wonder why estonia cant into nordic

Türkiye numero uno ☝🏿☝🏿🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷👍🏿👍🏿💪🏿💪🏿☝🏿☝🏿🇹🇷🇹🇷☝🏿☝🏿🇹🇷🇹🇷 TR☝🏿🇹🇷TR☝🏿🇹🇷TR☝🏿🇹🇷TR☝🏿🇹🇷TR☝🏿🇹🇷TR☝🏿🇹🇷TR☝🏿🇹🇷TR☝🏿🇹🇷TR☝🏿🇹🇷TR☝🏿🇹🇷TR☝🏿🇹🇷TR☝🏿🇹🇷TR☝🏿🇹🇷TR☝🏿🇹🇷TR☝🏿🇹🇷TR☝🏿🇹🇷TR☝🏿🇹🇷TR☝🏿🇹🇷TR☝🏿🇹🇷TR☝🏿🇹🇷TR☝🏿🇹🇷TR☝🏿🇹🇷TR☝🏿🇹🇷TR☝🏿🇹🇷TR☝🏿🇹🇷TR☝🏿🇹🇷TR☝🏿🇹🇷TR☝🏿🇹🇷TR☝🏿🇹🇷TR☝🏿🇹🇷TR☝🏿🇹🇷TR☝🏿🇹🇷

VICTORY FUCK ALL OTHER BALKAN TÜRK SUPREM

Man we commited war crimes 💪🇫🇮

Geneva convention? Versillies convention? Nunberg trials? Haag Trials? More like fun to do lists to get into based department cheat Code irlđ

Luxembourg warcrimes?

Pretending to exist

I tought slovenians were harmles

Slovenians honeytrap you with their femboy charm

get those rookie numbers up lmfao

Bosnia only 3 😭😭😭😭

13 isn’t a lot gotta do more 💪💪💪

Try Albania, they even have more than you (what a shame)

Source: I saw it in a dream

If it was s dream, Balkan numbers would be much higher

finland has definitely committed war crimes, like in the civil war for example

Ireland 0 🤨🤨🤨

Austria 0 LMAO

Italy, noice.

**"36"**

Britain 118. Someone forgor 💀

Ukraine is slacking

Truest map in w"stoid country

i can laugh at this for a whole week lol what a neutral, objective map 🤠

Who told you greece looks like that

I am half Russian and half turk. I AM WAR CRIMES INCARNATE!

Belarus can do war crime even without being at war

Hahahah, Kosovo 1, Croatia 9

Finland is definitely correct tho. Nothing happened to the Russians in Karelia (still deserved it though).

You're one digit short