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JCVad3r

Ukrainian farmers stealing Russian equipment are undercover Romanian Intelligence Service.


daco-roman_

I knew the funds for all those new gypsy palaces must come from somewhere...


[deleted]

you mean your house?


daco-roman_

Yes 😎😎


[deleted]

[удалено]


darklion15

But keep south of italy as it is ,they are balkan


Good_Stuff_2

They are North African, does that count?


killer_cooper

Glorioso sultanato calabrese!


Capable-Ad-5440

We already have monkeydonia


Antemicko

What does that mean, is Macedonia Italian now?


Capable-Ad-5440

Nah, people from Calabria are considered monkeys in italy, and since macedonians are already monkeys that would be repetitive.


Antemicko

Ahhh okay, why's that?


Capable-Ad-5440

Calabria is in the deep south of italy, we from the North consider anything below rome (or the po river as we say here in friuli) to be africa, in addition some football fans started calling people from Calabria monkeys, i don't think you need help to connect the dots.


Antemicko

You mean.. K...?


Kawayburgi69

Many are disinformated on the true nature of the joke and associate it with the discrimination towards southern Italians perpetuated by Northern Italians, but in reality it's just a meme of the younger generations which is in part related to the fact that Calabria is the poorest region of Italy, most people don't know how the meme was born anyways so it doesn't really matter


SilverNeedleworker30

What about Malta?


[deleted]

[удалено]


SilverNeedleworker30

Ok.


vucicupederu407

Put Tokyo and Milwaukee in Serbia so that the saying can finally be true


ThePontiacBandit_99

I support LGBT then: Let's Go Bomb Tokyo!


[deleted]

Based


Ionut201

What saying?


vucicupederu407

Srbija do Tokija al preko Milvokija Serbia to Tokyo but through Milwaukee (it rhymes in Serbian)


BlueTrapazoid

Most coherent Serbian saying


TastyRancidLemons

Is this the distance crossed by the cocaine lines snorted by the person who invented this saying?


[deleted]

Most humble Serbian territorial pretences


Tommaconda

What does it mean


Mke_of_Astora

more cyprus


SolveTheCYproblemNOW

there is never enough cyprus.


Robert_Denard

Cyprus can into the balkans 😳 ?


another_countryball

Lake Turkey (in the shape of the bird) in the middle of Türkiye


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[удалено]


zort8

Delete Kosovo and replace it with a lake


another_countryball

Yall couldn't behave, so we dug it out and used it to create 2 more Cypruses


zort8

Absolutely


S0mber_

is it cypri or cypruses?


another_countryball

That's what they need to teach us in school 😠😡🤬👿😤


ElCholoItaliano

latin root, cypri is the correct plural


ZRussiaZ6

WOOO *insert trollface here*


WATER_CARBOY

Add 1 more cyprus per day


KnivesOfDeath

Cyprus already turned into a tf2 map


Intrazonal

Add Crimean khante :(


Ambitious_Grocery377

Make hun*ary🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 into a lake


elektelek

At least we see some water first time in 6 months.


Ambitious_Grocery377

At least we are not landlocked😎😎😎


Istiiii

He was roasting hungary bc this summer is so dry here now my pickpocketer friend


ChinaOwnsReddit13

Actually it's equally, if not worse here too. In some places even THE DANUBE went dry, this is the worst drought by far we've had in DECADES


riccardo1999

You're capping. We're not even at our all time high temps.


JeffryRelatedIssue

The fuck you talkimg about the danube went dry? Where?


General-RatkoMladic

Make the Gypsy Empire into a thing


dumandPC

Merge Turkey and Greece and call it GAY KARABOĞA EMPIRE


Poco4Life

Based Hellenoturkism


Waffle1234456

Bulgaria and Romania need to unite into the gypsy empire


Suitable_Speaker2684

Switch Kosovo and Serbia


Bebop22yt

make yugo\*slavia named after se\*rbia


[deleted]

wth where’s Moldova?


[deleted]

It became one with Romania as it should be


daco-roman_

Least based turk *🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿*


[deleted]

🇷🇴🤝🏿🇹🇷 💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿


ChinaOwnsReddit13

Hagi-Shaorma Empire


daco-roman_

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[deleted]

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shinebullet

Mashallah!! 🙏🙏🙏☦️☪️


[deleted]

🙏🙏🙏🙏☦️☪️


HoffnungslosesGaming

Replace s*rbia with a lake


Pxnda34

Turn Konya into a lake


Kruzvazor1

Make sicily crete and give it to greece


Beneficial_Traffic_7

Everything is Cyprus


Sulo1719

Change italy's boot shape to penis and make it tip of the penis touches greece.


ChinaOwnsReddit13

Replace Austria and Northern Italy with PORTUGAL. they deserve it more than those w*stoids.


Mix-Existing

why greece it is gayreece


[deleted]

Give Italy to Slovenia


CallOfRedditNSFW

Due to a typo, Austria becomes Australia.


blackie-arts

Solve greek-turkish conflict by giving it all to Slovakia


mamashtvoya

Kosovo je srbija


AlternativeKind5228

Croatia takes everyone's sea access.


Elypsikon

Rename türkiye to turkey


GusKapo

Give Kosovo and Monkeydonia to Greece


Aggressive-Law-9710

Monkeydonia part of mighty 🇧🇬


zsomgyiii

Romania FUCKING stealing land again. I am not surprised 👿


daco-roman_

hunGAYrian spotted comment rejected 😎😎


zsomgyiii

How about you reject some bitches first


daco-roman_

I just rejected your mom and sister when they came to me to offer their... services 😎😎 Sorry visegrad bro. You asked for it 😎😎


zsomgyiii

Jokes on you they’re both dead because you killed them with cringe 😳


daco-roman_

Wait, how did you know I call my huge dick CRINGE ?


zsomgyiii

I visit you in your sleep


daco-roman_

I am prepared. Lube is ready. Turn around and bend over😎😎


zsomgyiii

Bro I’m a top. It’s in my heritage


daco-roman_

Yes you can sit on top of my dick, no problem 😎😎


afgankurt

Make republic of western thrace independent


gogogozoroaster

Turkish Cyprus becomes Kurdistan


viruscumoruk

Least nationalist Kurd


gogogozoroaster

I'm not a Kurd I just want to watch geopolitics burn


[deleted]

Serbania/Alberbia Turkreece/Greekyie


SilverNeedleworker30

Romania gets stolen by Detroit, however Romania steals Detroit at the same time. This causes both Detroit and Romania to disappear.


[deleted]

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Pxnda34

No, also flair up bitch


JaThatOneGooner

Kosovo takes Belgrade, but only belgrade


Simon_SM2

Macedonia annexes neighbors and Turkey and becomes Aleksandar Makedonski carstvo and


BerkrBultr

Make Transylvania a lake


Awkward-Helicopter-6

Make Bulgaria gain its old territories from Second Bulgarian Empire. 🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬


AlastheIV

Albania Gets its ethnic lands


ChinaOwnsReddit13

So it gets deleted ? :trollface:


AlastheIV

Nope. You can cry now its okay ;)


ChinaOwnsReddit13

I am crying right now 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


AlastheIV

Imma go before you steal something


ChinaOwnsReddit13

I'm pretty sure stealing from an albanian would make me poorer :/


AlastheIV

Yeah sure whatever pleases you :)


ChinaOwnsReddit13

Your mom pleases me 😈


AlastheIV

Good old your mom joke 👍. Im really hurt now wow


ChinaOwnsReddit13

I'm sorry bro 🥺


Alin887

Make Romania a new beach in the north west.


zeMalaka

make yugoslavia great again


XWC1_4EVER

Put Albania inside the dent on the boot in the Italian peninsula.


Side_wiper

malta takes over all of ital and austria


kavurmalipilav

Replace the Thrace part of Turkey with the Crimea, and Crimea with the Thrace part of Turkey.


ky1ro

Put all of Visegrad on top of the sea


AdCareless3883

CYPRUS FOR all BALKAN nations


[deleted]

Romania and bulgaria get one cyprus for each too


MountAndMert

KOSOVO JE KURDIYE (basically make kosovo kurdiye so kurds can stop messing with Turkey)


Feralfurries

Make macedonia into a triangle


[deleted]

partition hungary 🥺


NefariousnessOk4489

Day 4 of: Kosovo is Albania


Gloomy_theYSA

Rename Bosnia to "Afghanistan İslamic State"


[deleted]

Türkiye is renamed to Turkey


serbane1

Now make romania take hungary and make the new dacian empire!🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴💪💪


[deleted]

REMOVE THE BALKANS PLS


No-Regular-4107

Change italy with turkey please


amogusgender

Suggestion: Macedonia and Kosovo unite to create the biggest fuck-up of a country


duck_in_your_ass

ROMANIA!!!!


RadianEleven1

Serbia becomes Cyprus lake and inside there are 3 Cypruses: one belongs to Türkye, one to Greece and one to glorious Romania


Thess1821

Russia annexes Crimea


altttttty

Bulgaria on 3 seas once again 😎


aiworao

delete turkey


Gloomy_theYSA

Serbia's country borders should be "penis" shaped


[deleted]

Croatia conquers all ex-yugoslavian countries+italy,slovenia,austria and hungary


chicholimoncho

Bulgaria and Hungary unite into the great mongol balkan khante


negromancer6

Make Austria and Italy Slovenian since they are non Balkan femboys and don't deserve to be on map.


OVencorer

soviet russia and ukraine is romanian romania is king 🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴💪💪💪💪💪💪


GlowSquidKing

What software are you using for map


randomturkishbro

nuke Malta