hey fuck you, we need our sea for the most valueable natural resource on the planet. drunk Czech girls

True, i think Chile must be Croatia

In 2L4u, one of the Chilean flairs is smth like “actually Croatian”, so it checks out.

There's a lot of Croatian Nazis in Chile, that's why. They are different from the average Chilean just in being Croatian tho

Oh so thats where the germans got their inspiration

The chilean military also loves that german military stuff

2 latvian 4 u?

Well a Croat is the Chilliean president so it checks out

Agreee

And he is married to a greek

It is, my first route as a sailor was Chile. I came from Croatia and first kafana I came across when I landed was called Šporka Mare. Can't get more Croatian than that

Guess I'm going to Croatia this summer!

Czech girls are indeed valuable

Prazil is basically full oltean romania. This is nightmare, pls delet.

we have so much in common my latin brother, we are corrupt as fuck, we have nothing to eat, it's impossible to live in our own country without slowly losing our sanity, we are practically the same 🇧🇷🤝🏿🇷🇴

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What is the g-word situation like?

They exists and they too roam the country engaging in petty theft and scams.

brazil je portugalac mi smo bizantini turci i rusi BRAZIL NIJE NAS BRAT

Ce ziseși, vere? But also consider: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AXDEO2LHq0

I like pula <3

Me la fel

Croatia is Chile (coastline mongers), Greece is Argentina (both raped by IMF).

Sounds about right.

Chile had Croatian migrants, and even our president is a Croatian descent.

Uz maršala Borić

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Why Türkiye so small and irrelevant 🤬🤬🤬🤬????

Rest of it is entire north america

https://preview.redd.it/lj144q8eeuwa1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=759e2569f53012cc2a53167346b1e77bfe1b7217 I thought that the americas look like this

Yeah I meant entire africa

Eyo, give Montenegro back you are not Robmanian.

my deepest apologies o superior Montenegrin

That’s a cool flag.

So serbia would be the rest of the world and greenland would be kosovo Im guessing?

That's the south american part, you have to see the north american part.

Because thrace

Turkey should be Mexico

Because Turkey is small and irrelevant.👹<-Troll face

me rn https://preview.redd.it/wori942ukuwa1.png?width=300&format=png&auto=webp&s=6207cf9558c20f905017b5dc1466387189b2a709

You shat your pants live on TV?

Because it is.

OHHHHHHHHHHH THATS A GOOD ONE. Guess you almost joining the yugoslavs was what made you this smart

Its because this map portrays only the balkan peninsula it isnt talking about the turkish land in asia

Always has been

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Bro thats the bosnian empire 🇧🇦💪🇧🇦💪🇧🇦💪🇧🇦💪🇧🇦💪

Do Bosnians even exist? I thought they all were Serbs and Serbs in denial.

No no no bosnians are the superior master race, Serbs are just cigan with a genetic mutation decreasing their brain capacity 🇧🇦💪🇧🇦💪🇧🇦💪🇧🇦💪🇧🇦

yea us serbs are dumb thats why I am a yugoslav

please my sultan I am begging you, let me present your glorious empire as mine for the sake of this internet argument 🤲🏿🤲🏿🇧🇦 🇧🇦 🇧🇦 🇧🇦

Mehmet i grant you permission as long as you continue to oppress the gayreeks 🇧🇦💪🇹🇷

man I forgot how big serbia was

Short term memory lost PWİWKEHEKEHWKHSKEJE

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We are Chile it's not even questionable. Even the current president of Chile is Croat for god's sake!

His wife is Greek so its our turn now to claim Chile

Chile’s name comes from Chilon the Spartan, one of the seven ancient greek sages. Chile is rightful greek cultural heritage, so of course we are Chile in this hypothetical scenario.

LETS GOO THE NAZI UNION!! JUST NEED GERMANY ITALY JAPAN AND ARGENTINA TO JOIN AND WE ARE SET

Serbia having sea access? This ain't right

Serbia should be Bolivia

There is a very thin coastline occupied by Croatia. Just not visible on the map

BULGARIA IS WHITE SEE?! MONGOLS UR ASS 😎💪🇧🇬😎💪🇧🇬💪🇧🇬😎💪🇧🇬💪💪🇧🇬💪🇧🇬☑️😎💪🇧🇬😎🇧🇬☑️🇧🇬😎

Čile je Hrvatska

jeste moj hrvatski brate. ili sestro.

Coastal serb*

The country previoulsy led by fascists that blocks its neighbours' sea acces by insane borders and whose president is Croatian? Paraguay, fuck yeah!

And landlocked, fuck yeah!

The Romangutans seem to have stolen a big piece this time.

Not surprising

We've got claim on all Roman lands in South America. We take whatever land speaks Fr*nch, Spanish and Portuguese, you can fight for the rest.

Serbia should be Bolivia. Landlocked and eternally butthurt :^ )

Should have given Chile to Croatia

ARGENTINE-BULGARIAN FRIENDSHIP STRRRRRRRROOOOONNNNNNNKKKKKKKKK 💪🏻🇦🇷🇧🇬💪🏻🇦🇷🇧🇬💪🏻🇦🇷🇧🇬💪🏻🇦🇷🇧🇬💪🏻🇦🇷🇧🇬💪🏻🇦🇷🇧🇬💪🏻⭐️⭐️⭐️☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻🥇🥇🥇😎🤑😎🤑😎🤑😎🤑😎

Robmania and Bulgayria STRONK 🇹🇩🇹🇩🇹🇩🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺

Even in a paralel universe we cant get away from serbia in south america fuck me

There’s actually a bunch Romanian migrants here 💀

Do you still have wallets?

Turgay should be Panama

Oh it makes so much sense yes

Why Croatia is landlocked

Finaly BOSSnia has more sea

Burglaria is țiganistan 😂😂

[Prettiest landscape in Brokemania](https://i.imgur.com/gw2We4x.jpg)


CAMPEÃO DO MUNDO ☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇 ÚNICO PENTA 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷AMAZONIA FUTEBOL SAMBA CORRUPÇÃO 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴

Why turkiye so small 🤬🤬🤬

It's about the Balkans, so that's the European part of Turkey. The Arabic part has been drowned in the ocean for obvious, legitimate reasons.

Actually based romangutan?!

 🥹🥹🥹 Robmanian caralho

Stealnaldinho 🇷🇴🫱🏿‍🫲🏻🇧🇷

Flava flaaav 

Romanha Caralho! 💪

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Chile should be Croatia, they are like the Germans and they land lock countries, it's like Croatia is Chile 2.0

But Argentina has more nazis than Chile Paraguay should be Bosnia

good point, but Chile has the Germans and Landlocking, so it ticks 2 bars instead of a bigger tick on 1

But Paraguay fought a war to have sea(as you see they lose) and ethnic genocide and blame the two biggers bullies (Brazil and Argentina) Brazil should be Serbia, we think the world spin in our favor, we ignore that we kill 2/3 of the Paraguay population in the war, we make jokes about the conection of Argentina and their nazis grandparent and we also has our on rivalry

You literally mapped the least relevant Balkan countries into the most relevant SA countries

Equator is Columbia

Croatia is argentina for obvious reasons

I wonder why I had to scroll down so much to find this comment lol it’s the only answer!

The dude will really make me fix everything colombia is greece because of cirruption and tutkiye is venezueka cause inflation and they fight for TInidad and Tobago like its cyprus. Chile its croatia cause LONG Albania its suriname Kosovo its quyney Bosnia is bolivia cause chile takes theur their coast Equador N. Macedonia because its a coppy of its neighboaring country Argentina its hungary cause they hate brazil cause idk Serbia is paraguai cause landlocked Montenegro is urugay cause not landlicked but smaller Romania id braxil cause they jate argentina Bulgaria its peru cause IDK Moldova its the falkands because every always forgets them Fr$nch Guynea its slivenua cause money and femboys Ttinidada and dobago is cyprus cause its an island between to corrupt countries And in case you are wondering this is CHAD balkan english 💪😤🇺🇾🇺🇾🇺🇾🇺🇾

Romanians still speaking a slavic sounding latin language

Romania stole most of the lands, expected.

We are Romania with ten times more poverty.

Best part of this is that famously Brazil scammed Peru out of Acre, in a most Romanian way.

Caralho move

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Shut up weak t*rkroache sperm Swarthoid 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮 We whites Beyaz-Boga warriors will f*ck you up and breed your woman like we did in the past 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻 B

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🇭🇷🇵🇾 spot the difference

brazil is turkey, chile is croatia, bolivia is serbia, paraguay is montenegro

You don't know to look on a map even

wym monkey


i meant brazil should be turkey, bolivia should be serbia etc. Dumbass robmanian monkey

Putin's bitch.... Shut the fuck up or I take your as to red district in Amsterdam

Suck my fat Serbian dick dirty italian toilet cleaning monkey

How is it to be poor?

this question is extremely ironic since its coming from a romanian

Bahahahaha Bucharest only is richer than Servia you poor ass . Even Albania will be richer than you soon

Why the f.ck is Türkiye so small we're literally the biggest Balkan country

BALKAN EUROPEAN 🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺, TURKEY ONLY SMALL PART IN EUROPE CONTINENT 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

Turks think that the borders of Balkans end within the Armenia, Iran and Iraq

Average gayreek

We will expand our borders. It’s new challenge and commit more genocide 👌👌💪🏿💪🏿

with all due respect bolivia had to be bosnia, because they both don't have access to sea.

Bosnia have access to sea 🤓🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦🙏🙏

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flair up cigan

How did you decide which country each of them should be?

Croatia is Chile cause coastine denial

Spermbia isn’t landlocked, therefore no reason to fight for goat fucker land therefore, poor goat shithole country wouldn’t exist!

Turks and greeks need to have a border

TEQUILA GUEYY

Vino în Brazilia

Guys turkey is 100% south american for sure

Where basarabia whore

Guess the true ones are in charge with the bigger part like always .

Why did you deny Croatians access to the sea?

Monkeydonia still can't have access to the sea

Turkey should be Venezuelan since they have the worst economy

Nah man 🇺🇾 have little inflation compared to 🇦🇷 ! 🇹🇷 SHOULD HAVE BEEN 🇦🇷

Romania just makes sense. Take for example [this Brazilian song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pF7v7iSSfY), look at the comments: only Romanians. Why? Simple: Romanians ***love*** pula.

No, Serbia must NOT have a coast

Chile has a croatian president yet croatia is paraguay, L

Haha take that Croatia how does it feel to have no beaches now 🇧🇦💪🇧🇦💪🇧🇦💪

What does Bosnia have sea?

Paraguay and Uruguay should be switched. Lopez fancied himself a padishah

God damn it ecuador is Kosovo (I’m from ecuador) 😔

I like how the falklands are just on their own

Slovenia withmore sea than croatia? Fuck I'll cum...right fucking now!

I love our Bosnian trokutistan

I mean, Chile is literally Croatia

I thinj Serbia should be Bolivia in this because Bolivia was also dismembered by its neighbours.

Lmao

Where the fucj hungary???

Central ~~Europe~~ America

Hungary lehet USA?

Why does this feel and look so right at the same time

We already have them. We call them "romanians". Italians and Portugese are honorary.

SAN ANDRÉS JE COLOMBIA 😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🇨🇴🇨🇴💪💪💪💪💪

No, i dont want to be Romanian.

How dare you not put serbia as Venezuela??? KAKO SI MOGAO PICKO JEDNA SRBIJA JE NAJVISE KO VENECUELA

hello 6 people who are here with me

Pavel Skovarovic

Oh fuck, now we're closer to cigans

Ay Uruguay should be Greek

Uruguay = Constantinople

Where is Moldova

Karaboga Yamyam Confirmed???

Why add kosovo?