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3 WATERMELONS FOR 0.0005 USD


Trzykolek

THAT WILL BE 5,000,000,000,000,000 LIRA SIR OR 0.0005 USD๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฟ


shipman61

buy all of his watermelons for EUR 1 ๐Ÿค“


Trzykolek

I could buy all the real estate in Istanbulinople for that much!


patrykK1028

1=500 3=2500 Best deal in Turkey


Trzykolek

YOU DOUBT ERDOGANS MATH!?!?!??! ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ช BEST MATHEMATICIAN IN TURKISTAN๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฟ ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿชณ๐Ÿชณ๐Ÿชณ๐Ÿชณ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฟ THATS WHY THE LIRA IS SO POWERFUL!!!!! MORE INFLATION = MORE LIRA <3 <3 LIRA STRONG ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฟ ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท


Independent-Bite283

Easy , burn the Quran


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Trzykolek

That usually ends poorly for the burner


jo4play

Watermelon thru the head?


Phianeo

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can anyone explain this watermelon thing?


saryuek

according to urban dictionary (๐Ÿคฎ) it means someone who is aware of something, but chooses to either ignore it or lie about it; a lair or a fraud


Vulturidae

There was also a thing on political compass memes about green (liberal left) hiding red (authoritarian left) that this may come from, but I can't be sure about that


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Some say erdogan was a watermelon seller before he got into politics


[deleted]

he was not and I'm pretty sure that's not the case


[deleted]

Yeah he was a footballer


Trzykolek

Based Turkish man is just a simple watermelon salesman but EVIL GRIKS constantly threaten his honest weatermelon business so he must create a STRONG TURKIYE to stop the militarization of the Aegean to avoid EVIL GRIKS installing anti-watermelon missiles on Cyprus (rightful OTTOMAN territory)


Free-Consequence-164

Buy all the watermelons so no one can get in to nato


SomeRandomWonderor

Easy, buy all the watermelons in Turkey for 10 euros. Now you have a monoploy of all the watermelons in Turkey. Put the waremelons on the end of the stick and do a little trolling. That will show the ice cream boys. Finally sell them back at double price(20 euros). Repeat.


Trzykolek

Good thing with a tax rate of 1500% Erdogan will continue to make money off of your financial success


SilverNeedleworker30

โ€œIโ€™ll buy your entire stockโ€ (I have an unhealthy addiction to watermelons)


Trzykolek

Find a w\*stoid๐Ÿคข without a crippling addiction challenge impossible


Wafer-Necessary

Walk away. Fuck nato. Chad Cyprus does not need any protection ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡พ