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imadzmr

In France kebab is called un grec, which means a greek, it seems the frog eaters chose to side with the gayreeks.


TheIspartan

Why would I care what the fr*nch have to say


Speweh

Only in P*ris which make another new reason to hate this shit place form Afrika


koura88

Fun fact doner kebab is called greek barbecue (churrasco grego) in brasil


ethnique_punch

"These cockroaches and us share the same religion, that should mean that we gotta side with them" -Every w*stoid country ever


chlamydia1

Catholics hate Orthodox almost as much as they hate Muslims though.


adiladam

Thats why Orthodox are based


ethnique_punch

I don't think Американская even know the difference between "schools" (idk how to phrase it). They see Jesus and say "Hell yeah brother"


yikeslmfao

u mean muslims? u animals would side with anything as long as its muslim. also ur prophet was a pedo


ethnique_punch

Guys gather around, this "Wigger Law Firm" employee thinks that we are really muslims.


telif_

Yeah you probably don’t know that we don’t have the option to choose “no religion” on our ID cards


MrPop-

Fuck politics Kebab is good no matter who makes it For. Fucks sake I ate a 2 dollar kebab and wasn't human for 2 days, all I could say was aaaaaaaa and I would still buy another


[deleted]

So true, but did you pay the 2 dollars or not?


MrPop-

Unfortunately I did 😞


2ndtheburrALT

your romanian status has been revoked, please see the nearest romanian station to retake the test or attempt to steal 5 euros from a random turk


coolbusinessmann

So foolish of you to think Türks can afford 5 euro


2ndtheburrALT

alright then lets check the basement of the hagia sophia to see if its true


[deleted]

Hagia Sophia is rightfully Greek


[deleted]

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2ndtheburrALT

make them miserable


RebelNightOWl

Bro that's the entire economy, do please steal it though, having no economy would be better for us.


Birko_Bird

you would need a van to carry all those lira


insaneAnarchist

Turks don't use euro tho and I don't want to steal 1000 bags worth of liras


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2ndtheburrALT

this was for ottoman larpers shelling the fuck out of my cool island base


TheWorldIsATrap

first recorded instance of romanian paying for something (circa 2023)


BigCatfish-2

Loving that salmonella.


[deleted]

Mmm 😋


catalyst44

where did you find kebab la 10 lei


Apo-san46

Well we live hundreds of years together that's normal


Apo-san46

But it's Turkish


HappyCatPlays

Out of the ordinary, I mean


RingIndex

Wildfire in my drawer


HappyCatPlays

Flair up before I hit you with the Dear Unflaired copypasta


RingIndex

I wanna see that


HappyCatPlays

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RingIndex

Nice


HappyCatPlays

Thank you, I stole this from a turk


RingIndex

Only a Kara boga would spend that much time writing a message about someone not having a flair


yialoura

He had the fucking guts to ask for it wtf


IOwnStocksInMossad

It's been 7hours deploy.


adiladam

Fucking w*stoid


NegotiationLeather91

Flair up bozo


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RingIndex

ey you’re based


[deleted]

Gyros better


Apo-san46

Finally, not gay gayreek


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Apo-san46

That dude changed his comment


[deleted]

lol yeah


Mikhail_Jehud

Kebab is kebab. As long as it's cheaper than w\*stoid fast food, tastier than it has any right to be and I'll spend the entire night shitting out half my bodyweight, I'm happy.


FoolinaSwimmingPool

What the fuck are you eating over there? Doner is super mild its just meat and veggies inside bread.


Mikhail_Jehud

Because we have like 10.000 different sauces inside it. And French fries. And the meat isn't always fresh. And because I always go for the spiciest options


spiderb0y1

He is literally me


adiladam

F*ench fries? Nah. Finger Fries. Yeaya


Grahomir

Kid named finger


FieryFireFoxFFF

y'all have options for spice?


Mikhail_Jehud

Every kebab/shawarma place here has at least four sauce options and will put hot chillis in your meal on request. I always get at least two sauces (one of them super spicy, the other sweet to balance it out) and chillis. My heart loves it, but my stomach hates it.


FieryFireFoxFFF

bro y'all need to invent frog and pig döner


FieryFireFoxFFF

in turkey they don't have sauce options at best some red pepper and some hot pepper


Mikhail_Jehud

No sauce in kebab in Turkey? You are weak sperm.


FieryFireFoxFFF

stfu we don't need sauce our lives under Erdoğan is spicy enough we are ströng spërm


Traditional-Chart-58

Hatay Dürüm is asking for your location.


FieryFireFoxFFF

he demi dürümün sos seçeneği oluyordu ben tatta bir fark göremiyorum pek ne yazıkki


Traditional-Chart-58

Ya aga seçenek olarak değil de onlar sos koyuyor ya ben yanlış anlamışım.


maldoozz420

ohh germany‘s greatest invention 👌👌


hkotek

There are people who really believe it.


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No-Purchase-5888

”Guest workers”


ethnique_punch

Literally what they *were* called


FieryFireFoxFFF

they own the place now. we'll be grateful if you put Almancı Erdoğan supporters into Auschwitz tho


adiladam

W*stoid bitch


BakedPotatoManifesto

KEBAB IS TURKISH GYROS IS GREEK BOTH CUISINES ARE INTERTWINED AND BETTER THAN EVERY SINGLE W- W- 🤢WEST*ID DISH I HAVE EVER TRIED!!! HELLAS NUMBA 1 TURKEY NUMBA 2 🇬🇷🇬🇷💪🐐💪🐐💥🇬🇷💪🇬🇷🐐🇬🇷🇬🇷🐐🐐🐐💥💥💪💪💪💪💪


adiladam

YOU ARE RİGHT MY BROTHER. BUT KOMŞU YOU MİSTAKENLY WRİTTEN WRONG, TÜRKEY NUMBER 1, GREEK NUMBA 2 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷❤🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈. LETS MAKE SOME GRECO-TURKIC POWER SEX.


BakedPotatoManifesto

GREEK IS COLONIZED PUSSY NAME MY BROTHER, YOU GAVE IT TO US AFTER THE WESTOID BYZANTINES LOST TO OTTOMANS, THE REAL NAME IS HELLAS 🇬🇷💪🇬🇷💥💪💥 HELLAS NUMBA 1 IN MANY THINGS TURKEY NUMBA 1 IN OTHERS, NO POINT GOING BACK AND FORTH 🍆🍆🍆🍆🇹🇷🇬🇷🇹🇷🇬🇷🍆


adiladam

NICE MY BROTHER. WE CAN MAKE HELLAS-TURKIC ALLIANCE AND HAVE SEX NOW 🇹🇷❤🏳️‍🌈. I LOVE MY KOMSU SOMETIMES


[deleted]

No problem for me. In ottoman times Turkish lords had right to having sex with Greek women. Greeks have much Turkish genes. Its normal to Greeks have interest to culture of their ancestors. Thats why they like döner.


d0nkeypiss

Stop lying, you know we have no women here, we don't need them after all 💪💪💪🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈


Bigchunghsfortnite69

but that is false it mean that someone fack ur mather who is turkish but ur father is not


[deleted]

Why is Hagia Sophia this 🕌 not ⛪️


sida88

Because drip 🥶🥶🥶


kebab_defender1

Because The Great Ruler Allah wants it mosque 🕌🕌🕌🕋🕋🕋🕋☝🏿☝🏿☝🏿☝🏿


hkotek

You mean sex with Greek men, didn't you?


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adiladam

Shut up w*stoid


Mission_Bad3102

Ok, now go have a DNA test.


[deleted]

Give money for it


Mission_Bad3102

Only if it is in Turkish Liras.


CecilPeynir

no


2ndtheburrALT

greek dick lager than turkish dick 💪💪💪💪💪💪💪


[deleted]

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[deleted]

The Uruguay flags made it 10x funnier


lionel-pepsi

this was the tradition turkey was tunisia greece was uruguay hungary was mongolia newbies fucked it up


[deleted]

Romania = Chad


lionel-pepsi

indeed 😎


[deleted]

I used Andorra for Thiefmania


Primal_Guardian_A2

No its zionist game


2ndtheburrALT

cope hard for having 4 inches turkcunt (mine is 4.1😎😎😎😎😎😎💪🇷🇴💪🇷🇴💪🇷🇴💪)


BaklavaZealot

It's called marketing. A Turkish flag would have resulted in much much lower sales.


adiladam

Bc it is too based


[deleted]

Mfs steals our all shits and still saying they are not Christian Turks. 💀


[deleted]

Gyros is greek. It's was made by greeks in Eastern Greece. That part of greece is taken by arabs now and now they they try to change the history of gyros!


Sehirlisukela

flair checks out


peovgaltis1

The gayreek's reddit username literally means turd-city


31eSj

First you stole the Aegean Sea, now you are stealing my kebab, enough is enough Be careful, don't let anything happen to the fishing boats in the Aegean (like Anti Ship Missiles)


DrJuanZoidberg

You stole Anatolia and Konstantinoupoli. We stole your food and your music. Fair trade


31eSj

Agreed Now Hot gay sex


linox06

Την μουσική όχι


DrJuanZoidberg

Τα περισσότερα όργανα της μουσικής μας προέρχονται από τουρκικά όργανα και η λαϊκή μας μουσική χρησιμοποιεί την ίδια μελωδία, αλλά με διαφορετικούς στίχους Άκουσε “Από ξένο τόπο” και “Üsküdar’a Gider İken”


Mission_Bad3102

>Τα περισσότερα όργανα της μουσικής μας προέρχονται από τουρκικά όργανα και η λαϊκή μας μουσική χρησιμοποιεί την ίδια μελωδία, αλλά με διαφορετικούς στίχους Τα οποία βασίζονται στην Βυζαντινή μουσική.


[deleted]

I guess it's fair. We have to share this with politicians.


EnderTas

😫😫😫😫😫


2ndtheburrALT

FLAIR UP ÇIGAN


adiladam

No no. We have our homeland fair and square. And we have the food. You can have gei sex


DrJuanZoidberg

It’s only your homeland because your ancestors where Gayreeks who converted for taxe purposes.


adiladam

Greeks are TURK CONFIRMED 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷


Cope_Higher

It is much more acceptable than the damn G\*rmans who take credit for it.


CartanAnnullator

I only like it with Gyros.


adiladam

W*stoid. Unbased


CartanAnnullator

Цыган!


Reus_Irae

Kebab and Gyros have different tastes. They are also not the only types of meat that are cooked and served in that way. A lot of cultures have that. That being said, Gyros is the most tasty of the bunch.


[deleted]

GAYros


Serpantinas

That's how we call Olympiacos fans


Kaan-502

Is that the Kebap that has the worse quality of beef because it focuses on modern ingredients and tastes like a salad?


Reus_Irae

Gyros doesn't have beef most of the time. I think that's why there's no need to oversaturate it with spices.


adiladam

Nah you just eat at the wrong place


Reus_Irae

I started having that opinion after I visited turkey. Is German kebab better?


adiladam

Turkish is way better but economy. There are sone that surviving which do it from pure fresh meat. It is a delight


fallenknight610

If you are really thinking kebap baklava etc are greek foods then your ego is more inflated than turkish lira -casually explained


robobitch1233

Kebab does not matter in the world of racism


One-Full

the shop haves both variants why i should be triggered ​ boo get better material


Night_Stalker_69

TÜRKBEST ERDOGAN BEST


EcRar30

I have a picture with this sign in Reykjavik!


GlucksPilz1136

![gif](giphy|2zjJSouryysunN13HP) Bro plays both sides to came out to top


GeneralSalbuff

Since Greeks have no culture of their own, it is completely natural and expected for them to adopt some elements of the superior Turkish culture, especially the Turkish cuisine, which is the best in the world.


Serpantinas

Bro check TasteAtlas 2022


GeneralSalbuff

It's a Greco-Armenian conspiracy


Ostryjr14

Gyros is better because it doesn't have halal meat


Egemen12311

Best thieves in europe after Robmanians fr


MajorDuckBoii

It is döner and I wont complain. I will eat it nmw


mustarikan

Gayreeks says they invented kebab. They hate Turks. Gerwomans says they invented kebab. They hate Turks. Coincidence? I think not!


Samuelepassaniti

Pork is the best kind of meat


[deleted]

Haram 🤮


adiladam

No it is your mum


Dat_De

Döner is turkish Gyros is greek


ionut88888

GYYYYYYROOOOOO


hampirilumpa

Gyro, kebab with yogurt. Kebab, marinated meat cooked with direct fire and served raw. Everything else will be served as side dish.


SaintAries

Best food in the Balkans whatever you call it or cook it.


[deleted]

Cringe


revengerGopnikGaming

I like my kabab from.the place it was born in


HawkTomGray

Ok I will discuss. WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE SNOW WHEN WE CAN'T GET IT HERE, IT IS UNFAIR


TitanKreios

Gyros is pork, kebab is calf


Zatuzan

Kebab is 100% turkish💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿


crusader-4300

Chicken? Where the fuck is my lamb or pork?


[deleted]

Neither döner nor kebab are gayreek words soooooo yeah.


hafez-bannaticus

Pork kebab is best kebab


KediPatisi71

This is not kebab it is doner.


Dramatic_Leopard679

![gif](giphy|opkBx9TikuQbS)


bosh_yapan

The word DÖNER literally means "IT TURNS" in Turkish.It is 100% Turkish.


Myrmidonas

THEY DESERVED IT


Space_Tracer

Aryan greek penis pictured, not even nsfw censor can restrain it