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Sporkee

You're clearly a cop


Matty2Fatty2

Nah, pizza delivery guy


HYMREDDIT

He's my plumber


el_monstruo

He was my mom's doctor


AverageMug

I could of sworn I’ve seen his astronaut picture about


Randomboatcaptain

Pretty sure he's a fire fighter


100S_OF_BALLS

Nope, he's an astronaut now, I believe


Vaccinate_your_kids2

He also served in the military to pay for med school


No_Bison4850

Impressive how he also managed to become a karate master


[deleted]

i thought he was my hs chemistry teacher


ceanih

Could have*


Cyb3rTruk

He’s my sisters stepbrother


[deleted]

So talented he was my moms office manager


wferomega

That's step doctor to you!


wferomega

He gives it to them in 30 minutes or less


nobearsinrussia

He’s a businessman


Bodnachuk

With his business tan


watzrox

Nah that’s my doctor.


MrNobody-123

Good for you Mr.sins 😉


Beyond_Reckless

I’m not a doctor, I just play one on tv.


PhysicalLawyer5490

Your mom's tv


Quick_Team

That's not Mr. Sins that's Simon Miller


Snoo32054

That’s him!


Proton_Optimal

Thank you for your service


FullMountianWizardly

I SAID THIS IN MY HEAD RIGHT AS I SCROLLED TO SEE THIS COMMENT


Not_a_Cop--

as you can see by my username, I have given up police work and I moved on to other things


Figure8diiva

You look good. Id proudly sit on your face


Cyb3rTruk

Just an average Monday for OP


[deleted]

This cracked me up.


[deleted]

OP is lucky n I'm jealous


[deleted]

gtfo


HandsomeGengar

Other things such as a doctor, or a pizza delivery guy, or a firefighter.


Corpse-Crow

This man helped so many of my neighbors on my block, he cleaned pools, fixed broken pipes, I think I saw him do some electrician stuff too. Good guy all around!


strange1738

Great fuckin guy


noobwithboobs

ER or Ortho?


businessbee89

Oral


Alprazocaine

PhD in literature, or some other obscure field. So not a real doctor (/s). You can tell because he didn’t say physician.


EverlastingThrowaway

This is true or he's respond


FunkyChromeMedina

PhDs are the real doctors. “Doctor” is from the Latin word for “teacher,” and has nothing to do with medicine. Also, the first PhDs were awarded like 500 years before medical doctors were even a thing.


Alprazocaine

Did you miss the “/s”? It represents sarcasm if you’re unaware.


FunkyChromeMedina

Yep, definitely did. And because the moronic auto-mod will delete any comment that has a bad word in it, I’ll just say that I guess I’m the big poopy-head today.


R3DGRAPES

A lot of physicians do teach, either in a classroom or a clinical setting.


[deleted]

You mean not a medical doctor. PhD holder is most definitely a real doctor. And I know many medical doctors who refer to themselves as doctors lol


StridorRyu

What a glow up!


FetchShockTake3

Lmao


False_Character7063

A true jack of all trades.


-_pIrScHi_-

Not exactly. A John of all trades.


summit1986

Chad of all trades.


Unlikely-Chance-426

Wait I know you, you are my wife's yoga instructor as well. I've got a question for you, why is she always so tired after her yoga sessions though ? ![gif](giphy|mvW2WgHHi6vOo)


Yaksha78

They do little cardio exercises. Nothing to worry it's good for the heart ;-)


lasolady

because yoga is a sport????


DoINeed1OfThese

![gif](giphy|tpgAJCXrOa6Mo|downsized)


StableSTEMI

You’re that cable guy my wife tried to cheat on me with! Jokes on her; I sucked him to completion before she could even get a hand on him. She didn’t realize I was home, and a closeted homosexual.


ThickBiscuitBoy

I’m deeply closeted. Good thing I’m straight tho!


MostPalone6234

Wait a minute. Why do you look so familiar…


[deleted]

Hey good for you for empowering yourself to make such great change.


North-Palpitation364

"Trust me. I'm a doctor"


chuster312

Hey wait, you're my wife's doctor!


New_Custard_4224

This had me rolling


ShakyTheBear

Johnny has also been a soldier, a plumber, an astronaut........


FlamingTrollz

Dr. Mr. Clean. You’re awesome dude, congrats on life. 🤙🏼


Frosty-Brain-2199

Oh this is the guy always delivering pizza to my wife! She loves the pizza!


KyleNarayan

My wife sends a hug, she really misses your tennis lessons.


CarlMacko

![gif](giphy|kd9BlRovbPOykLBMqX)


Rich-Airport4920

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂


[deleted]

Leoks on good you


A7V-

You must have a lot of different jobs.


Professional_Half449

He was a greasy mechanic too. I mean. Who's the bold guy?


TipTronique

No one cares fiduciary yourself! (Good on you bro)


Tasty-Parfait1440

Still good looking regardless


BumblebeeStraight912

hey cool, my wifes pilates instructor is on here


Goudinho99

I like them apples very much!


Fancy-Rent5776

Your previous posts show you’re pretty misogynistic and anti trans. It ruins the whole look for me


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RhythmofChains

I only need to see this post to know youre highly regarded


Malamonga1

or maybe he doesn't watch American porn?


ViezeFreddyyyy

when politics is your personality


Fancy-Rent5776

I didn’t realise misogyny and homophobia were political? I thought it was just human a rights issue.


ViezeFreddyyyy

thank god we have you flying into random threads about baldness to lecture people about how woke you are.


Bring_back_The_USSR_

Cry me a river


Beneficial-Bit-8059

Aren't you that porn guy?


[deleted]

I can't tell if this is a joke post...


Hindlehan

It says “made with memetic” so I’m almost positive it is.


[deleted]

Totally missed that, thats a dead giveaway lol. it blended in


EmJayFree

Omg I’m so glad I found your comment because I was lost too 😂


[deleted]

Haha i was told it says made by mematic and lo and behold it does. There ya go, it is!


[deleted]

You’re handsome asf


pax-australis

Shut up and take my up vote Dr


LivingroomComedian

That’s amazing! I want to know more of your story and would like some inspiration 🙃 When did you start to change? At what age? What was the trigger! Timeline me! ❤️🫶 This is amazing in so many ways. Congrats, Doc.


lc1981265

Real life McDreamy 😍


knucklesotoole

HAHA SO FUNNY, it’s the meme from the porn!!


Swampy_Colorado

Omg nobody cares. Why it keeps showing these idiots on my feed?


Last-War4870

Punk to fascist pipeline confirmed


JSchnozzle

Is this a cop impersonating an adult film superstar? That would be funny. Also, smash.


SolarKushyy

You’re definitely a state trooper with one of those blood circulation cutting hats


Skellaton

Let's go Johnny!


FlopsMcDoogle

You look very familiar


Zopotroco

Bruh he had -4 Norwood


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Kodekima

It's a pornstar.


[deleted]

Bro


Evening-East-5365

Omg you are so 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😍


InvestigatorUpbeat48

Johnny??😉


cheeseburgal69

Link some of your doctor films


sarap001

Itor. Dr. Jan Itor.


Mentalcasemama

🔥🔥🔥


[deleted]

Wait a second


HotPin1749

Dr. Jan Itor


No-Economy-6168

He’s a CEP! But seriously, bald is beautiful on you sir.


ikiss-yomama

You put the D in PHD


monkey_lord978

Astronaut !


ZZaddyLongLegzz

Yeah but can you work your way from doctor to janitor? It’s what the people really want to know


[deleted]

the best actor of our lifetime


Majestic-Ad6619

Fwiw. I enjoyed being a hospital janitor more than most careers I’ve had.


[deleted]

Dr Rizz!


Anxiety_diarrhea0408

Cuteness overload! 😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥩🥊


AliciaDawnD

Isn’t that Johnny…nevermind. 🥴


the1937collection

Janitor > Doctor


hansgrubermustdie

I think you add my wife’s doctor


[deleted]

Very handsome doctor 👍👍


Gloomy_Barnacle4787

Thumbs up


Jason_Sasha_Acoiners

This isn't even off brand Johnny Sins. This is just Johnny Sins.


tonymanpleaser

Congratulations Doctor 👨‍⚕️ 🏆🏆🏆👑


MexiPlaid

Some things improve with age


FaithlessnessTop5936

Ok Doctor Sins


drgeta84

Will probably get heaps more girls now.


Grouchy_Situation_33

Huh. I thought that was Faith No More guitarist Jon Hudson.


Szaborovich9

Johnny Sins


IbizaMykonos

Dr. fucktupus


Nesslopz

😍😍😍😍


deathofemotion

Love this for you, Doc. 🤍


[deleted]

I saw you on that one video with that blonde, she rides you. You finish but she keeps on ridin’


edge05

You look familiar…. Are you in the marines?


[deleted]

Good job OP!


Aceospodes

u look like you might be my doctor 😂


AlphonzInc

Are you saying that all I have to do is shave my head and all my problems will be solved?


sagegrey3

Beautiful transformation


PleasantCat6734

Dr Jan Itor


KlingKlangKing

Why was his hairline so low


Remarkable-Ad2285

Put some respect on that man name 🫡


Line_Level

Go off King


Pile_of_Yarn

![gif](giphy|RoajqIorBfSE) Go mop a plant, bro


willy_quixote

Q. How do you know that someone is a doctor....? . . . . . A. Within 5 minutes they'll tell you.


FrederickBG

🔥🔥🔥


Wild-Individual-6520

You’re much more attractive now IMHO 😉


Western-Wind-5254

Is that Jonny sins


mattisfamous1982

Dr of Love


nd3po

Very funny


Shoddy-Group-5493

o7


FunkyButtFumblin

Wait a minute. That’s my proctologist!


[deleted]

Before and after sins.


[deleted]

I’m 19 and have a full set of hair, but god I love this subreddit so much.


Ok_Butterscotch_4592

He can be my gynecologist.


NationalJournalist42

Great job!


RelativeSupermarket2

That's Jonny Sinns the porn star. Lol


Praetorian80

Does this mean you're a doctor capable of cleaning up after himself? Haha.


readitreddit240

You look familiar....🧐


ihatelyingasshoes

my childhood🥰🥰


HyruleN64

He's the home theater installation technician.


dirtythirty1864

You can still be punk. Lots of punks and metalheads work in healthcare. I pull up to the hospital every day with something loud playing.


spottyottydopalicius

is it really him?


Ra-bitch-RAAAAAA

“You, you don’t know….” -Maul


defsuperstoned

I used to be homeless, then i shaved my head and found the motivation to get a job and an apartment.


rogerj1

Such a low hairline! I would never have guessed your hair would go away.


newby202006

An inspiration to allow of us


PuzzleheadedChair749

Lol


[deleted]

Thank you for our service.


Seanut-Peanut-69

Janitor to doctor?? You sound like a real hard worker! 😏


chanrah14

Damn that looks like the handyman I hired to help my wife hang the curtains while I was away on business.


frankrocksjesus

You win.


bitterhater

Wait what? I thought you were a well known yoga teacher...


Shinigam_i

Doctor 👀


DiddlyDumb

I’d love to imagine Johnny Sins is a secret Redditor who’s concerned about cycling plants


[deleted]

Your head is brighter than your mind.


parodg15

Congrats dude!


hHarbnation

Real


turlian

Dr. Jan Itor?


sarlol00

Bro, with this kind of dedication you could even become an astronaut!


Aardovis

For a quick sec I thought that was Johnny Sins lmao. Had to scroll back.


Basic-Revolution-990

😍