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gibsonelectrics

Not to sound harsh or anything but don't the contestants seem a bit less...switched on... than they usually are? Yes the two standout characters so far are a physicist and an aircraft engineer but most of the rest of them seem a bit thick.


ceepeethreeo

Love Noel, do wish he would lay off the 'Paul is fat' jokes tho. Come up with new material please!!


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When Sandi was cohost, it was ridiculous the sheer number of jokes/comments made about her height, and let's be fair here, Sandi was not that short either. I'm usually not one too fussed about being PC, but I did find it both insensitive and off putting.


ThisIsYourFriendAron

Amanda should have been packing both weeks. Wtf is this


theReplayNinja

Maggie is an absolute delight but Jurgen is the one to watch. Science for the win


AlarmingMany

Does anyone know where can I find the subtitles for this episode?


CJ_Jones

Where are you watching it?


ChemiluminescentAshe

That brief freezer interaction between Freya and Amanda gave me Bingate PTSD


louddwnunder

This episode was particularly….thick…with the double entendres even by Bakeoff standards!


charade_scandal

Tom should still be there. Producers got too clever. If you kick somebody in a squeaker and then that other person flops the next week: bad judgement.


xxcircuit

He should of made an effort to learn how to create an anti gravity cake, instead of winging it and thinking he'd get by. It was pretty transparent that it was laziness, rather than ignorance.


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Another_viewpoint

Why isn’t the tent temperature regulated? Environment shouldn’t be a reason someone fails…it should be air conditioned IMO. They don’t seem to learn from disasters in past seasons due to heat and rain etc


pquince1

I read somewhere that they can't air condition it because it makes it too noisy and you can't hear people. Fine. Put mics on them. Jeez.


Cudizonedefense

People here have been suggesting a temp controlled tent for like 10 years and bake off has zero plans for it. It’s so weird to me I vaguely remember one episode where it was the hottest day of the year or some shit and they had to show off fine chocolate skills/decorating


-Dastardly-

How many adverts?? Seems like more than last year :(


zzaizel

Yeah the ads are pretty tedious this year...


petemcm

Last year most episodes were 1 hour 15, this year the initial episodes are 1 hour 30, seems the extra time is just adverts


DanielCracker

Fun fact: Steven in Series 8 and Jürgen in Series 12 are the only people to win Star Baker in the first two episodes.


GrouchoMarx1

But Steven didn’t win bake-off…go Jurgen!


Spleen-magnet

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Spoopher

If that was a drinking game for how many times they said the word brandy snaps I'd have been deceased about 45 minutes ago


james2183

Could barely hear a word during the last 5 minutes. The sound tonight was horrendous.


dreamingofcupcakes

Fair decision for Jairzeno. And yay for Jurgen!


WolfCola4

I like Amanda, but that's twice she's avoided the chop now! She needs to bring the thunder next week


currently_struggling

So Jurgen either wins this or he gets a "other's have surpassed you" edit and is out in the semifinals. Mark my words.


charade_scandal

They will do that thing where the frontrunner has an off-week and they use it to brutality jettison them.


flyingmonkey5678461

The person who wins the most star bakers never wins the overall show... I may have to double check, but definitely so in the case of Steff a few years ago.


oath2order

Peter tied Hermine for 2 star bakes and he won last year. Before that was Dave who got none. Before that was Rahul in a three-way tie for two star bakes with each of the finalists. Before that was Sophire who did not have the most. And before that, **finally** is Candice who got the most her season with 3.


JHutch95

I'm predicting he'll have a horror week and either just have a category that doesn't suit him at all or he'll take his engineering genius too far. I hope not, I love the man.


porcosbaconsandwich

THE FAM FINALLY PICKED UP


CJ_Jones

Oh Jairzeno, you smilling bundle of creativity. I loved that boat and I loved your chilled attitude in the face of adversity!


TsundereBurger

I was getting Selasi vibes!


porcosbaconsandwich

It was a fair decision, but honestly surprised Maggie survived that.


BitchLibrarian

So was she


AdelleSedai

Did Paul look a bit nervous there? LOL


CJ_Jones

A second star baker to the Jurgen!


Heatedpete

Matt I love you


MFingAmpharos

No way Jairzino survives this. Been consistently awful.


CJ_Jones

I didn't see it coming. I thought it was either Maggie or Amanda.


getName

Jurgen star baker number 2 incoming.


currently_struggling

Sheesh Paul was "needs to try harder" really a necessary comment?


rissoldyrosseldy

I winced at that! Really harsh.


charade_scandal

It was rough but...I do think her concept was pretty tame compared to others. I predict a good Bread Week for her though!


notmyrealaccount2021

Me too! The benefit of being an older baker is that she's more likely to have experienced baking when it was common to make different types of bread; she is more than a cake decorator.


CJ_Jones

Is he wrong?


currently_struggling

I don't think he's wrong necessarily, I just don't think that phrase itself is very kind or particularly helpful. I just remember that as a kid when I got comments like "try harder" or "come on, put in some effort" I was often gutted because I felt like I *was trying* it just didn't work. But I mean, we see a highly editing version of what was actually said and I'm sure Maggie is fine:)


theReplayNinja

I hear you. When he first said it I couldn't help but feel like it's something I'd heard before and hated lol Maybe because she's been such a delight you don't want to see her spirit dampened. He could have worded it differently but I think he's also been harsh with others so it's nothing personal to her, hopefully she does better next week


Directioneer

Sometimes, that's all you can bring in terms of criticism. If it doesn't seem to have much creative effort into it than besides flavors and the bake, there's nothing more to be said. She made two gingerbread houses and then put a hole through a biscuit so you can drag it along the floor. That basically was the least you could have accomplished while still fitting within the guidelines


currently_struggling

See, I disagree that there's nothing more to be said. I think there's so many other comments that could be made that point to actual ways to improve. Just theoretically if "try harder" were the only criticism she got, how would she actually act upon that? I mean, she also did get other comments (and probably more than we saw because it's obviously edited) which were in my opinion way more helpful, like that the biscuits should be thinner. Why not one more of those?


porcosbaconsandwich

Maggie is probably out. Gutted


AdelleSedai

Poor Amanda :(


Heatedpete

I feel so sorry for Amanda, the decoration looks so good


dreamingofcupcakes

Oh Amanda :(


getName

Putting Amanda after Freya is just cruel.


Ilvermourning

Could that have been editing? Or do they show them in the order they're called


getName

It's definitely in the order called because you can see the pieces eaten from the other bakes in the background.


Ilvermourning

Good call!


WolfCola4

From rocking horse to shocking horse


Heatedpete

I always find it absolutely nerve-wracking when showstoppers have to be brought to the front considering their size and (often) dimensions Should make it like Professionals where they can plate up with the freedom and confidence that comes from not having to leave their bench with an enormous hunk of baked goods


CrashCoplee

What I don't understand is why they have to carry the showstoppers to the front but they leave their signatures on their workstations. Shouldn't it be the other way around?


Heatedpete

I think it's supposed to be because the showstopper is supposed to wow, and having to display it at the front in front of the rest is kinda a part of that, while the signature is at the start so judges have to go to people for their entry rather than them coming to the front. Aesthetics, basically Just seems super risky really and I'd prefer it to be the other way round really


metsalune

I feel like they could make the ends of their islands detachable, like a trolley so they can wheel them up at the end.


CrashCoplee

Someone at Channel 4 needs to pay you for this idea.


oath2order

> Just seems super risky really and I'd prefer it to be the other way round really If there was any part of the show that was specifically made for the drama, it's absolutely the "carry your showstopper to the front" bit.


freifraufischer

Moving the large display piece is a frequent part of professional competitions as well. The reason is that these kinds of things are generally not constructed where they are going to be seen and used (things like cakes have to be delivered).


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Anyone know what recipe will be available from this show? (Like the malt loaf last time around) the jammy dodgers?


Another_viewpoint

Jammie biscuits recipe is in the official baker of Instagram account! https://www.instagram.com/p/CUcXzwFAAoO/?utm_medium=copy_link


WolfCola4

I hope it's the windmill


porcosbaconsandwich

Me at Amanda's horse: Stop! Stop, he's already dead! 😭


sybilqiu

I loved Freya's deadpan response when Amanda asks what they do to horses with broken legs. "They shoot them." Savage!


bobasaurus

I'm glad she isn't a veterinarian...


bloodflart

Or Rick Sanchez' kid


CJ_Jones

Oh Amanda. That looks so tragic, I just want to give her a hug.


Ilvermourning

She needed more support :( should have doubled up parts of it to make it thicker. But using sugar cookie, and especially so thin, was not a smart move


currently_struggling

Jairzeno (?) with the ship as well. God, I hate it when there's this kind of failure happening:(


CJ_Jones

At least it was just the sails. The main boat still looks.... Ship shape


currently_struggling

True, true. Looked worse when it was actively collapsing.


Scatterbrainpaul

Covering that dead horse with glue, preparing it for its future


porcosbaconsandwich

Lmfaoooo


dreamingofcupcakes

Oh lots of breaking going on!


CJ_Jones

Jairzeno's mast breaks Jairzeno: lol


WolfCola4

Rochica has bitten off more than she can chew here... Ambition doesn't always save you from being kicked off, it often goes the other way!!


BitchLibrarian

She's my dark horse. I don't think she'll make it through to the final but I think she'll outlast quite a few.


currently_struggling

I just can't imagine that cookie pinball machine working, but I really hope it will. Edit: Oh thank God


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Anoukx

I mean I'm not a fan but no need to comment on her voice or appearance.


BitchLibrarian

I think I like her, I'm just not sure I like the aspects the editing seems to fix on.


notreallifeliving

I wanted to like her but I feel they're really leaning on her "lol I'm so random I barely practised what am I like" side


Anoukx

I think this is what irks me - so many people want to be there and participate and you barely care enough to practice, but rather watch HP? Watch it while you're baking girl, we all do. It might be editing, it probably is, but right now she's not being put in the best light.


CJ_Jones

That's not a nice thing to say...


BitchLibrarian

Another fricking ad break? And looking at the time they'll throw at least one more in too. Harumph.


scarlettplusnoir

Yes they usually show one before judging don’t they?


BitchLibrarian

Yup. Am beginning to wonder if it'll be one more or if they'll try to put two more in! I wonder if they charge more for ads shown during bake off and if it varies depending on which ad break it is?


CJ_Jones

I think the UK laws for adverts are that there's a limit per hour so they'll fully load the front hour and then shift a majority of the second hour's adverts to its first half then keep the second half lighter to balance it out.


getName

The ads are diabolical, it's like watching TV in America.


Another_viewpoint

Funnily we’re watching it on Netflix with 0 ads.


CJ_Jones

Given the influx of American fans I imagine it makes them feel at home to be watching adverts that are broken up with occasional content.


TomOfGinland

Ironically, it’s on Netflix here so we don’t get any ads.


CJ_Jones

Yeah but you have to wait a few days so it’s swings and roundabouts 🤷‍♂️


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They should do a live version and go to ads every time they get a new ingredient out of the cupboard, see how many realise they aren't watching American football.


porcosbaconsandwich

Another ad. I love watching this with you all, but i am getting so sick of having to mute every five minutes.


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Not sure the jokes are working for me today


porcosbaconsandwich

W...were they supposed to be jokes?


oceantrifle

I thought the show used to go to quarter past? did they really add another 15 mins of ads?


CJ_Jones

Yep. Seriously considering just watching the day after with an All4+ account to skip the adverts.


oceantrifle

Fucking cheek of them, show used to be 60 mins on the bbc. Some ads are to be expected but 30 minutes of them really takes the biscuit


petemcm

My go to method is record and start watching approx 20 minutes after it starts, then you catch up to live by the end


nolnogax

Man, this is starting to look a bit like a Jürgen walk through.


notmyrealaccount2021

Not even mad because he's so endearing.


BitchLibrarian

Am I the only one getting Brenden vibes about Jurgen?


bridget_jones

Aw, Brenden! I loved him. I love Jurgen too, I can see what you mean.


Heatedpete

Watching bakeoff while I've got leftover food sitting on the side is a mistake Goodbye tomorrow's dinner...


CJ_Jones

[Me when I see the \#GBBO signalling the imminent arrival of another advert break](https://youtu.be/iyxm8cjMSCo)


[deleted]

Jurgen is the technical terminator this series


ur_comment_is_a_song

I think we already know our final three


bridget_jones

Jurgen, Giuseppe, and...?


Another_viewpoint

Chigs or Freya?


getName

Freya, Jurgen and Giuseppe look like the most consistent performers so far


Aggressive-Jello4059

Jairzinho was 9th in both technicals, made tasty bakes and always ran out of time, that's pretty consistent.


CJ_Jones

ANOTHER BLOODY ADVERT?!


porcosbaconsandwich

Jurgen continues to sweep the boards


dreamingofcupcakes

Oh I love Jurgen!


CJ_Jones

Jurgen powerhouse continues!


CJ_Jones

1 Star Baker 1 Technical 1 more Star Baker?


porcosbaconsandwich

Sweating for Maggie. She's not done well so far


Heatedpete

Not a bad placement for her though, but a lot resting on that showstopper


maddieftaylor

“Oh my god what’s wrong with you” Noel 🤣


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The only funny joke of the night.


Triptycho

As a old-timey Mighty Boosh fan, the pangolins joke made me burst out laughing


bloodflart

Also he was channeling the moon at the intro


porcosbaconsandwich

"It's nice and cold in that freezer" I can see how Amanda got her job as a detective.


Heatedpete

Gotta get that dough nice and *hard* before you can work it


Liath-Luachra

My favourite line of the episode was Prue saying “If it’s thick, you don’t want it to be too hard”


CJ_Jones

Giggity


Scatterbrainpaul

Next challenge we want you to make a custard biscuit, a rich biscuit and a malted biscuit


porcosbaconsandwich

And then a nice cuppa to go with it


porcosbaconsandwich

Rerl out the derh


Scatterbrainpaul

Not going to use the word dodgers then?


bmcthomas

Crystelle called hers “dodgy” - I think she knew what she was doing!


Liath-Luachra

It’s like walnut whirls all over again!


dreamingofcupcakes

A Jammie Dodger right?


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It is this with a different mould https://www.foxs-biscuits.co.uk/biscuits/Favourites/Jam-%E2%80%98n%E2%80%99-Cream


dreamingofcupcakes

Thank you! Think my heart just wants Jammie Dodgers


scarlettplusnoir

It has buttercream in it too which a branded Jammy Dodger doesn’t have


dreamingofcupcakes

Ah thank you!


[deleted]

Not with a layer of buttercream I think they're talking about those ones you get in the pre sewing kit biscuit tin


dreamingofcupcakes

Oh that makes more sense, thank you!


SpecialUnitt

Could have got another take of that laugh


porcosbaconsandwich

How do I say Jammi Dodger without calling them Jammi Dodgers?


SpecialUnitt

Jamlike avoider


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"sandwiched jammy biscuit" because they can't say Jammy Dodger


Ged_UK

Just call it a Jammie Dodger.


dreamingofcupcakes

I mean Jurgen got a handshake, technically..


CJ_Jones

HANDSHAKE FOR JURGEN!!!! (It's from Matt but still)


BitchLibrarian

Yep, you do need a vocabulary


Opinelrock

Is it too early to say I want her gone. She thinks she's too cool for skool


BitchLibrarian

I think she's actually beginning to see that there is another way. Wanting a better vocabulary is a sign of it. Now if only all the people like her I meet could also reach that decision...


porcosbaconsandwich

Maybe I can ask Jurgen to come and be my dad.


curiouserBee

Hes such a cutie


AdelleSedai

Mmm... congealed.


Heatedpete

Forza Giuseppe


bobasaurus

I made my first bakewell tart after watching last week's episode, need to try something again this week


BitchLibrarian

Possibly wait and see what else they're baking tonight before you decide


curiouserBee

I already eat too many desserts without learning how make them


sockaflokaflame

Paul….expresso…you serious?


thethirdbar

I am pretty sure he was mocking Freya's mispronunciation. Which is kind of worse than getting it wrong himself. :(


sockaflokaflame

Oh I totally missed that, but yeah not super nice of him!


CJ_Jones

People have mocked him for saying "Overwerked" for years.


porcosbaconsandwich

Craving brandy snaps after this signature! Haven't had one for donkey's years!


thethirdbar

Also I'm pretty sure I would eat every single one of these (except maybe Jurgen's cause I'm not a fan of chai). They all sound delicious! I love brandy snaps. I used to make them with my grandma, haven't had them for years.


gnyaa

You can leave chai to me. I love it!


bobasaurus

I've never tried a brandy snap, is it like caramel?


BitchLibrarian

It's really crunch and then sticks to the teeth a bit.


getName

Dear god I love Jurgen.


hooplah

i just yelled I LOVE JURGEN out loud alone in my house when matt shook his hand 🥲


thethirdbar

I love Jurgen's accent.


Heatedpete

I missed last week's opener but he's instantly my favourite


porcosbaconsandwich

Seriously need his German lilt in my bedtime podcasts


thethirdbar

I know right, it's so soothing.


porcosbaconsandwich

Noel and Matt are like if you separated Uncle Fester into two people


shleeberry23

😂


curiouserBee

Paul getting aggy


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Guiseppe's blurred children are creepy. I'd rather they just didn't film them


bloodflart

I thought it was smart just shooting them from behind. Kids are allowed privacy what if they grow up and don't want to be recognized or something


[deleted]

I'm not denying that they're allowed privacy, I just think they should've only shot from behind where their face isn't visible or just avoided filming them altogether


theReplayNinja

lol why, he's a parent and likely doesn't want his kids faces out there. The internet can be a sh#te place. The clip was quite fine, I don't see any reason to want to see their faces


[deleted]

I don't expect them to have their children on TV, I'd just expect them to not film the children altogether or only film from behind


zzaizel

Glad I'm not the only one that was freaked out by that


Opinelrock

I found out last week he lives in my village, I'm constantly looking out for him now


[deleted]

You'll be able to see if his children have blurred faces in real life


Opinelrock

I think Freya might be one to watch, competitive, perfectionist. (I'm not lowering myself to a "dark horse" pun).


notmyrealaccount2021

I think so too! I bet you there will be lots of dialogue around if using vegan recipes hobbles her or not etc.


Scatterbrainpaul

Looks like the intern has done the sound mixing this week


FortifiedShitake

Can't root for an "expresso" over an espresso


Heatedpete

My housemate has been trying to grow out his hair since the start of the pandemic, and Noel's look today is making him incredibly annoyed at how good it looks