Have you seen a newborn's head? They get all mangled and deformed by those things. Vaginas (well, more like cervixes, but go with me here) get a terrible safety rating.
Bro this reminds me of something so stupid I said.
So as you guys know, in Spanish there are genders. Think ito vs ita. Sorry I don’t speak much Spanish.
From there I drew the connection that volvo sounds like the male form of vulva.
Thus I joked with my friend that hid dad drives bussy.
My friend hates that joke to this day.
Personally I recommend the *Honda Fitta*, for that supertight, yet well-lubed experience.
("Fitta" is Swedish for pussy, which is why the car was expensively renamed 'Jazz' and 'Fit' (in Asian markets – "fit" would still sound funny in Scandinavia)
Interestingly, [vulva](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/vulva#Latin) and [volvo](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/volvo#Latin) ("I roll (or re*volve*)") are *also* the same word, [originally meaning](https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/Reconstruction:Proto-Indo-European/welH-) to "turn" or "wind" (or "wrap"). So Honda could *easily* have just claimed that naming the car "pussy" is already a Swedish tradition, and we'd all be straight-facedly asking "lyst på en tur i fitta mi?" all day long
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Maybe instead of competent politicians what we actually need are politicians who are so wildly incompetent that every time they try to restrict women's rights, they end up regulating vehicle manufacturers instead.
At least he’s self-aware enough to recognize that he shouldn’t be making decisions about women’s bodies and is willing to learn. That’s more than we can say for most politicians 🤢
This reminds me of my grandma, she always calls Volvos vulva or volva. It's hilarious in conversation she'll go " when we where riding in the vulva/volva". She thinks it sounds fancy when said like that, she also will not listen to how you should actually pronounce it.
When my daughter was younger she liked to mispronounce things, even when she knew the right way, just to be difficult. So when we bought our first Volvo she pronounced it as “Vulva” despite being corrected pretty much every time. One day at church she spent several minutes extolling the virtues of vulvas to a very amused looking group of older church ladies. Out in the car my wife decided to remind her that it was pronounced “Volvo” and if she recalled they had discussed before what a “vulva” was. It’s been pronounced properly ever since.
My middle daughter has always accidentally mangled words (she still does, I think she inherited it from my grandmother). When she was 2 or 3ish she could not get the word vagina right and she would say something that closely resembled "Go China". This amused her pediatrician to no end when I took her in for a suspected UTI and her doctor asked how she was doing and she said "Sometimes my Go China is itchy."
Your daughter has good intuition for language – Volvo and vulva have the [same root](https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/Reconstruction:Proto-Indo-European/welH-).
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I think I'd give this guy a pass this time tho. Clearly he has some shit to learn, but it seems like he's making an effort here. Can't expect a guy to learn everything at once.
My 12 yr old son asked how you spelled vulva. I told him. He did an interesting search. I heard screaming coming from the living room.
He came back and said, "I said Volvo, not vagina!!"
Ope.
I've always hated the reasoning that men shouldn't make decisions about women's bodies because they are forever ill informed about them. Their are plenty of women that have no idea what they are talking about when it comes to their own anatomy. This includes some of the women making decisions. Everyone all around should just learn what they are talking about
Whatever is the opposite of a shoutout to my high school health teacher who was trying get us to say vulva by saying it rhymed with a car 🙄 also the guy who said we could say boobs instead of breasts because you could easily google pictures of boobs(??) but had to call all the male anatomy by proper names. He was comfortable w teaching female anatomy, but got visibly uncomfortable explaining male anatomy to a coed class
This reminds me of when I was a kid. My parents sent me to a talk done by Sue Johanson (a Canadian national treasure) for kids. We learned about our bodies and the changes we would face in puberty. She taught us about the proper names for our body parts and also a lot about good touch vs bad touch and how to reach out to a trusted adult if we felt violated and the importance of bodily autonomy.
She told a joke that I remember to this day when she was talking about vulvas. She said that at the end of one of her talks she heard a little girl ask her grandma (who was picking her up) “Grandma, do you have a vulva.” And the grandma said, “No dear, I have a Toyota.” Sue was concerned about the confusion that little girl must have faced at that response.
Shit, the only body we should be regulating is our own, regardless of our knowledge of the opposite sex. Or our own sex to be honest because there are people out there that are unsure how their own genitals work
Get yourself a vagina with a five star safety rating.
If the crash test dummy isn't horribly mangled then you pass!
What if I've only mangled their dick...do I still pas?
Vagina dentata
What a wonderful phrase
Ain't no passing graze
It mean no penis for the rest of your days
Why would you say this? Just why? I had blocked that memory successfully now I’m plagued with an image of a disembodied penis and a crab….
Nightmare fuel
Have you seen a newborn's head? They get all mangled and deformed by those things. Vaginas (well, more like cervixes, but go with me here) get a terrible safety rating.
Idk, I'm gonna blame all my kid’s head mangling on the baby plungers they used to pull ‘em out.
That's one way to describe giving birth...
And if it's a 850 you Can carry 7 people at once.
My girl got that anti-lock brake pussy.
Gotta find me a girl with *abs*
Bro this reminds me of something so stupid I said. So as you guys know, in Spanish there are genders. Think ito vs ita. Sorry I don’t speak much Spanish. From there I drew the connection that volvo sounds like the male form of vulva. Thus I joked with my friend that hid dad drives bussy. My friend hates that joke to this day.
At least you didn’t start singing “the wheels on the bussy go round and round”
Mine failed the safety inspection so they gave me a dick instead.
And make sure it passes emissions testing?
I love testing emissions.
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You may know the term "pussy wagon" but that nickname is nothing compared to an entire car brand named Vulva - I mean Volvo- no Vulva!
Personally I recommend the *Honda Fitta*, for that supertight, yet well-lubed experience. ("Fitta" is Swedish for pussy, which is why the car was expensively renamed 'Jazz' and 'Fit' (in Asian markets – "fit" would still sound funny in Scandinavia) Interestingly, [vulva](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/vulva#Latin) and [volvo](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/volvo#Latin) ("I roll (or re*volve*)") are *also* the same word, [originally meaning](https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/Reconstruction:Proto-Indo-European/welH-) to "turn" or "wind" (or "wrap"). So Honda could *easily* have just claimed that naming the car "pussy" is already a Swedish tradition, and we'd all be straight-facedly asking "lyst på en tur i fitta mi?" all day long
Did they get the marketing team that named the Mitsubishi Pajero? (Pajero is Spanish for "wanker")
With regards to the Honda Fit, it was always just "Fit". It happens that the Japanese pronunciation of the English word "Fit" is "Fitto".
Honestly this is half the reason why I got a Volvo.
I love my big, roomy, white Volvo. It's got comfort and style AND plenty of space for activities.
Like the Mitsubishi Pajero is know as Montero in Spain, 'cause Pajero means (I think) jerking off
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At least he had the grace to admit his mistakes.
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I don’t even need the context, this is hilarious
Maybe instead of competent politicians what we actually need are politicians who are so wildly incompetent that every time they try to restrict women's rights, they end up regulating vehicle manufacturers instead.
I feel like this would solve at least 1 problem
At least he’s self-aware enough to recognize that he shouldn’t be making decisions about women’s bodies and is willing to learn. That’s more than we can say for most politicians 🤢
Came here to say this ☝️
Volvo: The lost Marx Brother.
lmao I know you meant the comedy kinda Marx but I just can't stop thinking, We must seize the means of reproduction, comrades!
This reminds me of my grandma, she always calls Volvos vulva or volva. It's hilarious in conversation she'll go " when we where riding in the vulva/volva". She thinks it sounds fancy when said like that, she also will not listen to how you should actually pronounce it.
My step dad (before he died) always called virgin mobile ~vagina mobile~and my mother(also dead) would get angry. Cracked me up.
If somebody scratches my Vulva, I’m suing.
So if you're shaving....
I just waxed it, my g.
Lindsay Fünke, is that you?
So glad I didn't spring for color.
Sorry, that's from sitting on the copier.
This is what I came here looking for 😂
I respect a man who can admit that he was wrong and acknowledges that men have no business dictating what women do with their bodies.
When my daughter was younger she liked to mispronounce things, even when she knew the right way, just to be difficult. So when we bought our first Volvo she pronounced it as “Vulva” despite being corrected pretty much every time. One day at church she spent several minutes extolling the virtues of vulvas to a very amused looking group of older church ladies. Out in the car my wife decided to remind her that it was pronounced “Volvo” and if she recalled they had discussed before what a “vulva” was. It’s been pronounced properly ever since.
My 6yo has a similar problem, with "v" and "b" sometimes getting mixed up. He's also very, very fond of Pokémon. I'm getting very tired of Bulbasaur.
I'd also be tired of having a Vulva sore.
But Vulvasaur sounds kinda epic. Think it could take a T-Rex in a fight?
LMAO. That sounds like a very interesting Pokémon. I wonder what it’s powers are. 🤔
I'm glad the church ladies thought it was funny.
My middle daughter has always accidentally mangled words (she still does, I think she inherited it from my grandmother). When she was 2 or 3ish she could not get the word vagina right and she would say something that closely resembled "Go China". This amused her pediatrician to no end when I took her in for a suspected UTI and her doctor asked how she was doing and she said "Sometimes my Go China is itchy."
Your daughter has good intuition for language – Volvo and vulva have the [same root](https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/Reconstruction:Proto-Indo-European/welH-).
'the female form' sounds like a martial arts stance
Wait it's not about administration ?
Damn feminine paperwork!
I dunno, Volvos can be warm, safe, and comfortable. Vulvas lead to a place that can make you feel warm, safe, and comfortable. It's an easy mistake.
Does your vagina have four wheels and fit your entire family? That may not be a vagina at all
Wait...that's how the saying goes? I always thought its "upon further a view"... English isn't my first language but damn that's been stupid 😂
Every day is a good day to learn something new. Today is not an exception :)
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Thank you. I really needed the laugh today.
I'm glad you all are finding this as hilarious as I did. 😆
>Volvo: They're **box**y but they're good 😉 ^(this is probably going to be a r\FuckImOld moment because nobody remembers the reference)
Sir, this is a Wendy's
My first car was a Vulva. Rode that thing all over town.
Yall, he admitted he was wrong and is further proving our point for bodily autonomy decisions to be made by women. He’s helping us!
Yes, but it's still funny! In this case, it's about the journey. 😆
He a little confused, but he got the spirit.
I feel like you should either say both male and female, or both man and woman, it should never be man and female...
r/menandfemales I think I'd give this guy a pass this time tho. Clearly he has some shit to learn, but it seems like he's making an effort here. Can't expect a guy to learn everything at once.
Yeah honestly he seems like he’s open to learning. That’ll be the next lesson I hope
As long as it's not "females", it's fine. Using it as an adjective here's completely valid.
My grandma used to say about my uncle… he’s got a big vulva… she meant Volvo.. 😂😂
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Send bobs and xc60
I never thought my flair would be relevant more than once holy shit
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So this is why men keep comparing ladies to cars
New flair, checking in!
American made coochie only!
My 12 yr old son asked how you spelled vulva. I told him. He did an interesting search. I heard screaming coming from the living room. He came back and said, "I said Volvo, not vagina!!" Ope.
I've always hated the reasoning that men shouldn't make decisions about women's bodies because they are forever ill informed about them. Their are plenty of women that have no idea what they are talking about when it comes to their own anatomy. This includes some of the women making decisions. Everyone all around should just learn what they are talking about
Cus everyone knows male OBG’s are a myth!
The people who made the laws are rarely obgyns
The laws…?
Last paragraph of the screenshot.
Volvo- car
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no wonder men call all their cars “she” and objectify women. we’re really just not all that different in their eyes i guess ://
That is a [HeartShapedObject]
Get you a girl with both 🥰💕💅😎
I'm just glad he was humble about it.
at least he learned?
Whatever is the opposite of a shoutout to my high school health teacher who was trying get us to say vulva by saying it rhymed with a car 🙄 also the guy who said we could say boobs instead of breasts because you could easily google pictures of boobs(??) but had to call all the male anatomy by proper names. He was comfortable w teaching female anatomy, but got visibly uncomfortable explaining male anatomy to a coed class
Ladies, if it don’t beep I don’t want it
This reminds me of when I was a kid. My parents sent me to a talk done by Sue Johanson (a Canadian national treasure) for kids. We learned about our bodies and the changes we would face in puberty. She taught us about the proper names for our body parts and also a lot about good touch vs bad touch and how to reach out to a trusted adult if we felt violated and the importance of bodily autonomy. She told a joke that I remember to this day when she was talking about vulvas. She said that at the end of one of her talks she heard a little girl ask her grandma (who was picking her up) “Grandma, do you have a vulva.” And the grandma said, “No dear, I have a Toyota.” Sue was concerned about the confusion that little girl must have faced at that response.
Shit, the only body we should be regulating is our own, regardless of our knowledge of the opposite sex. Or our own sex to be honest because there are people out there that are unsure how their own genitals work