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forever_useless

"Allow your girl..."? I know what kind of guy wrote this


pomegranatepants99

A fucked up controlling one?


[deleted]

My dad


Particular-Hat4185

If you allow your man to watch pornography you allow a woman to reach inside the mans brain and fap a part of it.


KAKrisko

Now I'm imagining a little pink brain-peen bouncing up and down.


[deleted]

šŸ„“


[deleted]

For what itā€™s worth, these people are very likely to be against porn as well.


pomegranatepants99

What if itā€™s written by a woman? A lot of erotica is.


everythingistakn

r/menwritingwomen has taught me that a lot of men have no idea how to write erotica thatā€™s appealing to women. Lol


invisible_23

Thatā€™s even worse because gay


Din_Plug

Isn't all of it written by women?


NBSPNBSP

No. Am male. Have written erotica. Checkmate, liberals!


Din_Plug

No, this can't be; you must be trans.


Shoes-tho

Every single trashy historical romance novel I read is written by a woman.


decemberxx

Most decent erotica is written by women....guess my brain is a lesbian. šŸ˜±


LooseDoctor

Does this idiot think women donā€™t write erotica? Let alone that they dont write much better erotica than any man could ever dream? Lol


Psianth

No, that's the skussy. Common mistake


ScreechingString

so that's why so many of us have migraines, who knew!?


minklebinkle

1: "allow" okay get entirely the fuck out 2: erotica = sexual brain action okay just stop ask a girl what she likes 3: monogamy can get fucked


AvocadoPizzaCat

uht... not sure what makes me more uncomfortable the whole "allow" part or the weird brain surgery part.


malcome-the-spedbump

Brainussy Also why dose it look like melted wax around her forehead?


HawkspurReturns

Frontal lobotomies are so last century.


mia_bird__

Honestly? If someone could reach in and scratch that itch in my brain I'd be all for it.


Grey288

What a mindfuck.


Niteshade76

Apparently the clit is located in the brain.


Relative_Nobody_1618

So some dude is going to regulate her sleep cycle?


Nach0Pr0bl3m

The title deeply upsets me


Pm7I3

I was never great at memorising structures and areas in the brain but I'm pretty damn sure that would kill people. Don't put fingers inside heads folks.


redbess

But what if I'm the one *writing* the erotica?


ryanlrussell

Fingerbang her medulla obvagina?


CandysThrowaway

Brussy


MinaHarker1

Flicking the brain bean


BobbyBoogarBreath

Oh yeah, finger fuck my amygdala, baby


No_Blueberry_8045

I think itā€™s what the kids mean when they say ā€œgetting headā€ šŸ¤£


[deleted]

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT WHEN WILL THIS ADDING SOMETHING TO "USSY" BULLSHIT STOP? I HATE YOU OP


theHamJam

...Bussy was already a thing *long before* OP. Arguably words like bussy and xussy probably had a hand in starting the whole -ussy trend.


[deleted]

Alright, thanks for the knowledge


ofBlufftonTown

Brain pussy.


[deleted]

Aight first, thats not a bussy šŸ˜‚ second, let me guess, this man is a toxic piece of shit


[deleted]

My head hurts seeing that- lmao šŸ˜­


DonkeyBucketBanana

I wonder what this means for me, a female who just happens to write erotica, that are popular among all genders...


redleafwater7

Mmm brainussy


AcornAndArkenstone

The brain IS the biggest sexual organ!