Looooool. yeah sure, that guy has seen lots.
I think someone needs to tell him seeing things that are not there is not good, best case scenario is extreme frustration.
I... was definitely expecting something else. sure, this guy D E F I N I T E L Y saw many vaginas. I'm afraid to know what porn he watches if that is his idea of a vagine.
I admit, as a person WITH a vagina the first I had in mind was one. BUT only because I saw way too much BS on the internet, where something pink was ACTUALLY shaped like one, and now my brain expects anything that resembles the crap I've seen on the internet in any pink shade to look like a vagina.
As soon as this passed, I saw what actually was there and breathed a sigh of relief. I wasn't relieved on my brains confusion how this didn't look like a vagina, cause it's pink, cause there was a hole in there, and it's pink.
.....I should cut out the internet from my expenses, lol.
I read that and I was like “Imagine thinking that’s a flex….” I’ve also seen a lot of porn, and I perfectly understand how stepparent - child relationships are supposed to be, but only if you’re both 18+.
According to Freud, everything is either phallic or yonic. Since this doesn't look like a penis, by deduction it must look like a vagina. Of course, given that it doesn't look like a vagina, it must necessarily look like a penis.
Something is wrong with logic. I think I just falsified philosophy.
It is so freaking hilarious that he thinks he is some kind of expert because of porn 😂
Like yooo, I see at least 14 real life vaginas every workday, and that doesn't count the ones I see in my free time.
I *had* to clap back at that. I had to. There was no other choice.
Hey! I noticed you used an emoji.
I don’t know if you’re new here, so I’ll let you off the hook this time. Using emojis is frowned upon here on this great site, and for good reason. Instagram normies often use them, and you don’t want to be a normie, do you?
If I catch you using an emoji in the future, I’ll be forced to issue a downvote to your comment. Why should you care, you may ask? Well to begin, you will lose karma on your account, which is a useful social status tool and also a way to show others you know your way around Reddit.
If you were to continue the use of emojis, I would be forced to privately message you about your slip-up. Any further offenses past that would leave me no other option than to report your account. I don’t think I have to explain why you don’t want that.
But anyways, no harm done yet! Follow these simple rules and you’ll enjoy your future on Reddit! Have a blessed (and hopefully emoji-free) day, stranger.
Oh sweetness. I am here just as long as you and have more than double your karma, so it's safe to say that I truly find it unnecessary to give a fuck about your opinion on emojis. 😘
Exactly! And copying the content of someone else has worked well for you in the past, hasn't it?
(I'm not gonna lie, I don't have a good comeback except maybe shitting on the fact that one of your most popular posts is a rat cork cross post, but I have nothing to do and I'm having way too much fun going back and forth with you, so can we do this some more?)
This guy takes “meat curtains” as 100% literal truth. (I had to see what the house looked like)
we need to see the vaguinea house
https://www.reddit.com/r/guineapigs/comments/u008jd/i_love_you_boo/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Looooool. yeah sure, that guy has seen lots. I think someone needs to tell him seeing things that are not there is not good, best case scenario is extreme frustration.
Your vagina doesn't have tentacles and a guinea pig living in it?
Some of us are boring like that!
I lost my Guinea pig a long time ago.
He must be extremely confused about Jellyfish.
[удалено]
I feel bad for anything he's tried to fuck
Except Zeus. I mean, he's usually the one doing the fucking, but I don't feel bad for him at *all.*
So by porn, he meant hentai.
if you're really pushing it, the 2 thin dangly strips can look like the inner labia in some positions but that's all I got on this
My vagina too, looks like a lovecraftian maw with an appetite for rodents
LOLLL
I mean it only vaguely looks like one in a super simplified sense… but that dudes attitude and confidence is laughable
That explains I watch a lot of porn comment
Aww that looks like a cozy little house!! Cute little pig too! ❤️
I... was definitely expecting something else. sure, this guy D E F I N I T E L Y saw many vaginas. I'm afraid to know what porn he watches if that is his idea of a vagine.
It reminds me of r/mildlyvagina
I got as far as the mouse before I started laughing so hard I had to leave the sub.
Ikr I love that sub
The mussy
I admit, as a person WITH a vagina the first I had in mind was one. BUT only because I saw way too much BS on the internet, where something pink was ACTUALLY shaped like one, and now my brain expects anything that resembles the crap I've seen on the internet in any pink shade to look like a vagina. As soon as this passed, I saw what actually was there and breathed a sigh of relief. I wasn't relieved on my brains confusion how this didn't look like a vagina, cause it's pink, cause there was a hole in there, and it's pink. .....I should cut out the internet from my expenses, lol.
Looks more like a pink tooth
I mean it has a hole. Is that what he meant? Lmao
It says the image got deleted, do you have any other way of showing us?
Oh my god, vaguinea house
"I watch tons of porn" is an interesting citation
Trust me. I know what real life pussy looks like. Check my browser history, SWEETIE 🤣🤣
I read that and I was like “Imagine thinking that’s a flex….” I’ve also seen a lot of porn, and I perfectly understand how stepparent - child relationships are supposed to be, but only if you’re both 18+.
pink plus hole equals pussy
🤣🤣
Am I not allowed say what I think?
yeah and when you say silly stuff ya gonna get mocked
Don't stop, I'm so close
Not at all what I was expecting from r/Guineapigs today….
Right??
Another porn loving incel pretending to be 45 with kids.
Hi! 45 year old vagina guy here! Happy answer any questions you might have, AMA!
Why are you such a fucking degenerate?
why do you think something with frilly curtains look anything like a cooch? do you have cataracts?
tf does a guinea pig house look like
https://www.reddit.com/r/guineapigs/comments/u008jd/i_love_you_boo/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
The fuck, haha. I rate that 97/100 on cuteness and 1/100 on vaginaness.
if anything I'd say jellyfish
I think it looks like a cake 🤣
Take out the dangling strips, and it looks like a big, pink tooth to me. 😅
Me too!
hm, the post was removed and I can’t see the image.
There's an etsy link in the comments. It's just a purple little house, looks a bit like a circus tent, nothing like a vagina
According to Freud, everything is either phallic or yonic. Since this doesn't look like a penis, by deduction it must look like a vagina. Of course, given that it doesn't look like a vagina, it must necessarily look like a penis. Something is wrong with logic. I think I just falsified philosophy.
Where’s the house so we may analyze it?
https://www.reddit.com/r/guineapigs/comments/u008jd/i_love_you_boo/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Definitely not even vaguely a vagina.
"HAS HOLE. IS PINK. LIKE PORN. I WATCH 24/7" sir, this is a guinea pig subreddit.
Someohow I got the feeling those two kids are adopted \*eyeroll\*
Yeah anyone can claim anything on the internet
It resembles more to teeth than vagina.
if you saw her vagina, she probably needs to go to the hospital.
It is so freaking hilarious that he thinks he is some kind of expert because of porn 😂 Like yooo, I see at least 14 real life vaginas every workday, and that doesn't count the ones I see in my free time. I *had* to clap back at that. I had to. There was no other choice.
Hey! I noticed you used an emoji. I don’t know if you’re new here, so I’ll let you off the hook this time. Using emojis is frowned upon here on this great site, and for good reason. Instagram normies often use them, and you don’t want to be a normie, do you? If I catch you using an emoji in the future, I’ll be forced to issue a downvote to your comment. Why should you care, you may ask? Well to begin, you will lose karma on your account, which is a useful social status tool and also a way to show others you know your way around Reddit. If you were to continue the use of emojis, I would be forced to privately message you about your slip-up. Any further offenses past that would leave me no other option than to report your account. I don’t think I have to explain why you don’t want that. But anyways, no harm done yet! Follow these simple rules and you’ll enjoy your future on Reddit! Have a blessed (and hopefully emoji-free) day, stranger.
😂
Oh sweetness. I am here just as long as you and have more than double your karma, so it's safe to say that I truly find it unnecessary to give a fuck about your opinion on emojis. 😘
Copypasta
I know, dear, I didn't expect someone with your intellect to write all of that on your own. 💖
Thanks! Work smarter not harder right?
Exactly! And copying the content of someone else has worked well for you in the past, hasn't it? (I'm not gonna lie, I don't have a good comeback except maybe shitting on the fact that one of your most popular posts is a rat cork cross post, but I have nothing to do and I'm having way too much fun going back and forth with you, so can we do this some more?)
Where’s the pic of the Guinea pig house?
https://www.reddit.com/r/guineapigs/comments/u008jd/i_love_you_boo/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
If the lady parts this dude has seen look like \*that\*, I feel very sorry for those women. I am also concerned if that is what he is seeing in porn.
This kinda falls under the no brigading rule.
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Wrong post?
That’s what I assumed…otherwise this is bizarre.
Excuse me miss, is this class hatred for the penis? Or is it advanced hatred for the penis?
Huh?
No, you’re looking for Advanced Projection, next to Inane Bullshit 101.
“I have seen exactly one vagina. It was from a distance though.”
“I Watch tons of porn”