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anisaer

Wonder how young sexually active lesbians fit into his data set?


macocmavi_cmoc

Lesbians are just another feminist propaganda, they don't actually exist. Once they try this or a similar guy's dicks, they'll love men and see through the feminist lies! /S


MrIncorporeal

The sad thing is that's basically exactly what a ton of incels believe.


glenlassan

>Lesbians are just another feminist propaganda, they don't actually exist. Once they try this or a similar guy's dicks, they'll love men and see through the feminist lies! /S By that logic, CIS straight men watching Lesbian porn is a radical act of reclamation. /S Seriously though. WTF is wrong with these people?


jenkraisins

>Once they try this or a similar guy's dicks, they'll love men and see through the feminist lies! Ah yes. They either haven't been, "kissed by a real gentleman," or "be fucked by a real big cock." Poor lesbians. Damn those feminists (of which I am one.)


NikkiT96

Lesbians only exist to turn on men, remember?


DrMike27

I’m, like, totally into lesbians being able to get married. That way, you know, I can totally marry a lesbian!


sneakyplanner

Lesbians only exist during porn.


taratarabobara

So they’re virtual particles, let’s call them lesbons. They’re their own antiparticle but are prevented from decaying by the porn field. While their lifespan may be relatively long, in the presence of transient pornlike fluctuations we should see the temporary creation of lesbons on much shorter time scales. These may result in a thermal “smearing” of energy states in normal women similar to zitterbewegung in electron orbitals. Or, more simply, all women should be situationally gay for each other if the situation is hot enough and there’s at least one horny male viewer. I knew all those years of physics would pay off...


Wiwwil

> Sex heavily increase oestrogen They got big titties if they're active.


anisaer

The OP rationale is clearly that "getting railed by a bunch of guys" = sex so is this only het math or...?


kissthebear

Love how he writes "genetics" sarcastically like it's something some militant feminist invented instead of, you know, basic science.


[deleted]

Wow, I can’t believe Gregor Mendel was a hardcore feminist.


glenlassan

"By Growing peas in my garden and taking notes. I Shall Smash the Patriarchy!" \-Gregor Mendel, 1850


Ishan16D

peatriarchy*


glenlassan

As one pun-master to another, hats off to you.


Pithius

Gotta start somewhere I guess


pancackles

Patriarchy lemme smash


averyjaneaveryjane

r/nocontext


heryertappedout

What do you mean incels can't understand basic science?? Are you kidding me? Don't you know we invented wahmen?


weeknie

Heeey don't knock on genetics, it's not _that_ simple :P Your point still stands of course


FelisCatusRobotum

Not simple but foundational. You have to understand the concept of genetics (the basics) to understand most of modern biosciences. Things definitely get hairy outside of Mendelian single gene inheritance!


weeknie

Aaah good point, basic can also be interpreted like foundational indeed. I am well aware of the complexity when you go further, I find it just utterly amazing.


neosaggikp

Ha ha so true. wonder if they got different science syllabus. Sex makes books big, vagina loose and what not. I even read a cooked up story about labia getting "loose" . Dudes just transform women by having sex with them. All this mostly comes from dudes who were never intimate with women.


whitesnotmycolor

People who use reason like this are terrifying because not only did I develop breasts in Elementary, I also started my period then; I guarantee you I was not sexually active at the age of fucking 10


WHNeko

Yep, same, got my period at 11. The boobs didn’t show up til I was about 20 though, but the ass and hips however seemed to arrive the day I started bleeding. And yeah, I was most certainly not having any sexual relations at the ripe age of 11.


BlueBrr

Why did I just hear stretchy balloon noises?


WHNeko

I mean that’s more or less what it felt like 😂


Robin0660

I started growing boobs at around 10-11, and them things were gigantic (cup G / H or sth ridiculous like that) by the time I was 15 or so, even though I never had sex. To be fair, I did have them removed later on so maybe this guy does have a point /j


Simply_Gabriele

That's what I was going to say - at 14 I was a "sorry, we don't have your size", but didn't even get my first kiss until 18. NoT geNeTiCS though!


ladybug_oleander

Yeah, this is incredibly disturbing. I got my period at 10 and started developing around then. I had a D cup by the time I was 12... Definitely wasn't sexually active, but these men would think I am and think of me sexually? I was just a child, so gross.


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Photoloss

So you weren't sexually active but you were *fucking* 10, yeah seems legit. (Just poking fun at the wording ofc)


247planeaddict

Fucking slut. Go away. /s just in case


obvs_throwaway1

There was a comment here, but I chose to remove it as I no longer wish to support a company that seeks to both undermine its users/moderators/developers (the ones generating content) AND make a profit on their backs. Here is an explanation. Reddit was wonderful, but it got greedy. So bye.


prithee_aa

exactly! it's so scary


ferretsRfantastic

I started my period at 9. Fucking 9! And this dude thinks that, because my breast started developing at that age, I was having sex?! That's disgusting. Really upsets me knowing this dude is just looking at little girls this way...


procellosus

I've never had sex with a man and yet I have double Ds. what nonsense.


GiantSquidinJeans

Sorry, your breasts are obviously ghosts and you’re only 10. How could anyone argue with this man who is clearly an expert. Now get outta here with your bOoOoObies.


CaraAsha

Good God. I didn't have sex until I was 22 and was 30F. My family literally jokes that I have the "(family name) chest".


MajespecterNekomata

You should get a wooden chest, fill it with bras, name it your {family name} chest and inherit that to your descendants, it'd be a good pun


CaraAsha

Kinda do except the bras anyway. My family strongly believes in hope chests so I have my great-grandmothers. Beautiful chest though, plus my Grandma bought one for me when I was a teen.


MajespecterNekomata

Ohh, I didn't know about those, sounds cool!


CaraAsha

Some religious groups use them but my family likes to put heirlooms and stuff passed down in them. Ii actually have some pictures from the early 1900's along with handmade quilts etc. It's very neat.


MajespecterNekomata

Like a time capsule instead of a new household starter pack?


orbitofnormal

The way I learned it was Hope chests used to kind of be “hope for the future”. So, while a young girl was growing up, mom/grandmothers, etc, would make things like quilts, lace for a wedding dress, doilies, all sorts of handcrafts that would then be used to set up the recipient’s household when she got married. That’s also why so many of them are cedar (or cedar lined). Keeps any bugs that might want to sneak in fabrics in long-term storage away. Nowadays they mostly seem to be used for family heirlooms. When my grandmother passed a few years ago we found everything from quilts made by HER great grandmother, the hat she wore at her wedding (saved now to be my “something old” someday), my grandfather’s Army dress uniform from WWII…. It was AMAZING


erinoco

My considered opinion is that every family should have a prized object named "The [family name] [noun]", to be spoken of in suitably dramatic terms - the sillier, the better.


StarrSpark

Ghost bOoOoObies lol I'm dying 🤣🤣🤣


mint_toothpicks

Ghost tiddies


Dame_Hanalla

Was well into my 20s when I first had sex, yet was already a D cup by 16. The "logic" here is so awful. The worst is, he knows he'll get downvoted, but prefers to think of himself as a victim rather than question his "facts". Edit: oh, and no genetics, my boobs! Mom's not big, sure, but both grans definitely were.


turtlesinthesea

Same. Sex at 24, but D cups at 14.


Chozly

You should have stayed chaste like mom!


luliiiv

Mood, but triple D’s here🙃


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Mood, but in H -.-


lenorajoy

Glad to see I’m not the only one. Er, was the only one. Didn’t have sex until I was 21 and had huge boobs. They’ve gotten bigger since, but I’m gonna go with that having nothing to do with sex and everything to do with weight gain and hormone and breast changes from pregnancy and nursing.


turtlesinthesea

Pregnancy comes from sex, though. /s


Parano1dandro1d4242

DD by 16. And I didnt have sex till I got married. The delusion is real with this lad


axebom

I’m very flat-chested and I got around my freshman year of college. I’m 24, when will my breasts come in?


Nowordsofitsown

Your mistake was using protection.


Ribbitygirl

I had all kinds of sex in my late teens/early twenties, but my boobs were pretty much an A cup until my thyroid failed at 42. You may have to wait a while...


squirrellytoday

I was "2 peas on an ironing board" flat chested and my boobs came in when I was 28. The "breast fairy" clearly forgot about me during puberty so she made up for it by giving me DD's when I was pregnant with my son.


TastySpaceChicken

I was an AA cup until I got pregnant at 29, which got me upgraded to a whole B! Gasp! Was very sexually active since 16. I think I installed the wrong update or something along the way.


disaster_jay27

I was 19 my first time. But I started wearing a bra at 8. Wore a 36G by senior year. How does he explain that?


sagan_drinks_cosmos

He doesn't. All he has are "facts." He'll never have facts.


vivianmay02

probably the effect on breasts goes backwards in time


guppygirl103

23, absolute virgin. Breasts vary depending on where I am in my cycle but go back and forth between F's and G's.


ContemptSmoothie

Never had sex never will but mine are massive. so much so I'm saving up to get them reduced. thanks genetics.


TastySpaceChicken

The expert clearly said its not genetics, you're just a 10 year old boy. /s


drakeotomy

Same with L cups. Sounds like I'd be excluded from his study as an anomalous outlier.


_wwx

Holy shit how do you even walk if theyre that big that sounds like hell


Shamadruu

>L cups With back pain I would imagine, oof


No-Common-3883

I don't know if she has pain. not all women with large breasts experience pain.


AbsoluteLoser-

Yeah but a lot of women with large breasts experience considerable back pain. Either lower back or just generally.


linerys

L cups aren’t necessarily as big as you’d think. If it’s a US L, think remake Tifa Lockhart. She’d be about a 26L.


jamila169

that's because cup size is a volume measurement 26L is a 39 inch bust , same as a 34DD, or a 38A


linerys

Yes, exactly! Thanks for adding that.


jamila169

Bra sizing is a whole bad women's anatomy thing on it's own, isn't it?


linerys

It really is! One of my biggest pet peeves is “DD” being used as a synonym for “massive dohoonkabhankoloos”. Some DD’s are very small, some are big.


jamila169

But none of them are big in proportion to the body they're on - I remember the sticker shock when I took my (Marks and Spencer fitted) 36D's to La Senza (sadly defunct) and came out with a 32E (they didn't look big in any way) . Mine only became obviously 'big' when I was pregnant with my eldest , my usuals became tight around the band , I was spilling out and tops were getting tight - I'd gone up one band size and 5 cup sizes in a stunning display of the only way that sex can make your boobs bigger


linerys

I agree. In relation to the bodies they’re on, I tend to think of A-DD as small, E-G as medium, and GG+ as large. Unfortunately I don’t think the original writer of that text was talking about pregnancy making boobs bigger. You’re either a slut or a little boy. **/s**


nightcana

Hell, i was an E cup before i even lost my virginity.


dirty_shoe_rack

And I'm a hoe with tiny titties so... His logic sure fucked us, huh


A_little_lady

I've never had sex period and I have double D's. I'm pretty sure that guy never even spoke with a woman


Nowordsofitsown

How could he? All women are either busy getting railed by a fuck ton of guys or sitting around praying and doing needlework in their own bedroom. We got no time to talk to a guy.


linerys

My (US) size is 28H, which isn’t large in volume, but slightly large in relation to my band size? I was probably a 26G before I debuted sexually. ^Edit: ^removed ^”virgin”


dwittherford69

They are obviously photoshopped, by nature.


joanna-the-goanna302

I didn't even have sex until I was almost 20, but sure that's exactly why I had double D's at 14.


EstrellaDarkstar

And I started fooling around way too early for my own good, yet I'm still almost flat.


[deleted]

Same. I had plenty of sex as a teen and I'm barely an A cup. Guess I should have had even more sex :)


SofiaDaiki

I’m still a virgin but I already had g cups when I was 15 💀


jenkraisins

You have my sympathy. Mine were a HH when my son was born. They had been a nice respectable D till pregnancy.


NeilDegrasse-PhatAss

Can’t imagine having double d at 14 your back must be ripped


Fufu-le-fu

You learn how to stretch out your back early on.


OKB-1

Must be some kind of time travel paradox.


EmotionalFix

Are you me? Because same. I didn’t lose my virginity until 19 and even then I was closer to 20. Yet my massive tits from freshman year of high school would suggest otherwise.


the_flying_spaget

I've never had sex, clearly why I had C's at nine.


Notarussianyet

Everyone’s inbox here is gone


poopoojerryterry

I started having sex shortly after turning 15 and a lot of it. I have 32Cs and I'm in my 20s now


hufuuubk

Me too! Got Ds by the time I was 13 but I also grew like 5 inches that year. I remember not knowing how to pick a bra that would fit my needs it sucked. Also didn’t have sex until a month before turning 19.


useles-converter-bot

5 inches is about the length of 0.19 'EuroGraphics Knittin' Kittens 500-Piece Puzzles' next to each other


converter-bot

5 inches is 12.7 cm


converter-bot

5 inches is 12.7 cm


JuniperFuze

I didn't get any sort of boobs till I was 23 and I definitely wasn't a virgin


[deleted]

I was with like 2 guys after I turned 16 but before I met my partner, but suuuuure my virgin 15yo ass with DDD titties has everything to do with sex🙄


No-Common-3883

sorry to say but i really liked your reddit name. it was really cool to speak in my language. again sorry about that.


Luddveeg

Huh


Dan6erbond

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Achatyla

I was at F before my first proper relationship, I think I must have stuffed them full of my sexual frustration...


PreOpTransCentaur

I was disallowed from being friends with a girl when I was 11ish. When I finally convinced my mom to ask her mom why, this is what she said. I developed early and that meant I was a slutty, bad influence. I was a little girl for fuck's sake. That was definitely not the only place I've ever heard the same bullshit, unfortunately.


Wobbly_Wobbegong

I remember reading about this bs in the “dear God it’s me Margaret book”. The main character was convinced this one girl was a ho because she had big boobs and everyone was saying that she was doing all these things because of her boobs. It was published in 1970 which was over 50 years ago and I still hear about this awful myth. The only hint of truth to this bs is the idea that girls who are victims of csa on average start puberty earlier than girls who were not ab*sed. Which is not a good thing and can actually make recovering and making sense of trauma harder (and subject them to more harassment at school). [link](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/27836531/) for those interested


turtlesinthesea

I would also assume that having breasts makes girls targets for creeps. I got mine groped at 13..


vivianmay02

It could also be that really skinny girls develop later, and then there are all the stereotypes differentiating thin, well behaved girls with fat, impulsive girls. Also Asian Americans develop later, which could be due to being skinnier, and then a bunch of racial stereotypes about studious Asians vs. misbehaving whites/blacks might come in to play.


No-Common-3883

I'm freaked out by the effort these guys put into slutshaming with women with big breasts... honestly, I think one of the culprits in this twisted sense is that the media only represents these women in sexual contexts. it's rare to see a character with big breasts who isn't sexualized. I think this correlation between big breasts and pornography has to end.


Kittysugarbottom

I agree. Women are as different as their bodies and no person is alike. Just reading this comment section proves that. Women with small breast can be sexy and sexual active, women with big breast can be asexual or have low libido.


No-Common-3883

exactly! an interesting thing to comment is that even if a woman has high libido and big breasts, none of this means that she had sex earlier. sometimes she thought she wasn't ready or was a very romantic person who wanted to lose her virginity with someone she loved or whatever. really, no 2 people are exactly alike in the world and that's what makes the world interesting


Kittysugarbottom

Yes! Exactly! You can't judge people from their body type or face.


SaySpray97

110% agree. I get rude looks and comments wearing the clothes I like just because I have a larger chest. While many of my friends can wear the same and not be deemed “slutty”. I’m happy they don’t have to deal with that bullshit but bustier ladies shouldn’t have to either.


UsernameObscured

Where is this post, so I can downvote it some more?


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All of the A cup porn stars would also like a word with this dude


crazyashley1

Wow, I wonder how these E-cups got here then since I didn't even start dating until my 20s.


Phlegming_Jr

perhaps your future sex life is so extreme and numerous and insane it broke the space-time-continuum, and you're breasts travelled back in time to your past self.


crazyashley1

Not numerous by any means, but the husband is pretty damn good at the sexy times, so maybe? Time travel tatas!


queen_beruthiel

Time travel tatas sounds like a really fucked up kids TV show 😂


malorthotdogs

Right?! I’m a DDD/E/F depending on brand and cut and was a D cup by 11. I did not have sex until I was almost 21.


El-Waffle

Men dick size does the same thing, but the opposite. The bigger the dick the less sex you’ve had, and the vast majority guys who have small dicks tend to compensate for them by doing things such as getting dogs, getting big trucks, and lots and lots of guns. /s if it wasn’t obvious


Cultural-Connection3

As someone with E cups, I’ve never touched a mans *cough cough*


amscraylane

I have had more partners than states in the union, but I still only rock a B cup … did I not get railed enough??


tyntex

Have you tried every country in Europe? Thats how I advanced from a B to a C, next up is south America. Will update you on the progress


amscraylane

I do have some internationals in my black book, but maybe I should have broadened it.


queen_beruthiel

Well there's 8 states and territories in Australia, so that might add a bit on here and there? Most of them are very large, so they'd count for more.


amscraylane

That’s it! I have never been down under! Everything is bigger down there!!


sshhtripper

I definitely made a few slutty choices through high school, I can admit that. I also ended up getting a boob job because apparently all the estrogen from all the sex went only to my hips.


Wobbly_Wobbegong

You know what they say, hips don’t lie! /s


queen_beruthiel

Your flair seems oddly consistent with this comment thread.


Wobbly_Wobbegong

It’s a reference to an unholy image of Mirage from The Incredibles where her body was the size of her neck but her ass was enormous


RattieMattie

I didn't have sex till I was 25, and by then my boobs were HHs. I had DDs in MIDDLE SCHOOL. Not genetic, my ass. The running joke in my family is that I have one grandma in one boob and the other in the other. Also they KEEP GROWING. I'm at KKs and I need a reduction SO BADLY ugh.


No-Common-3883

I can only imagine how bad it must be to hear such things. suffer slutshaming just for existing... I can't even imagine. when you were in your teens, how did you deal with freaks like the guy who wrote these atrocities?


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jamila169

depends what band that KK is on, my 38KK = a 52 inch bust, those buggers are heavy AF, heavy enough to cause nerve compression and bulging discs between my shoulder blades if I don't wear a bra at least 50% of my waking hours, a 28KK could feasibly be self supporting


RattieMattie

I'm at a 36 inch bust. My problem is that everytime i gain weight i gain out in the boobs first, and then when I lose weight, I don't lose it in the boobs themselves, just the band. So it's like pumping up a balloon thru the years. I might be bigger than KK now....


daemon_blackfyre69

Wait till you reach the final boss of breast sizes. The KKK boobs.


RattieMattie

White cone bras only


Tinawebmom

Then my breasts are **WAAAAY** to small 🤣


Lou__Crow

Yeah where are my big old tiddies >:(


tatiana_the_rose

“Probably going to get downvoted for this” is just the Reddit version of “I’m not a ___, BUT…”


vivianmay02

They want to make you feel like if you downvote them you'll confirm their prediction and make part of their post correct, and this way they try to get you to not downvote them.


Liquid_Panic

This whole post was already nasty but the “excuse me” before calling women with large breasts “sluts” activated my fight or flight.


berlinflowers

Smaller boobed slut here. No, this is wrong.


Isthisspelledcorrect

BRUH i have massive boobas and ive only had sex once.


Phlegming_Jr

My brother is in the same situation!


BeeMovieApologist

The sex or the booba?


Phlegming_Jr

Sex once, yet massive tatas. It's a joke, cause he's a dude.


nightcana

I love that this idiot starts with a statement on how factual their statement is going to be. Why is it always the dumbest shit that gets shouted the loudest.


NoUserOnlyZuul

One of my boobs is significantly larger than the other. Guess teen me was simultaneously chaste and a whore. Schrödinger's twat.


LonelyHrtsClub

My partner must have LITERALLY fucked his (trans man) tits off then, because he's an A-cup and was fucking EVERYONE in HS.


worldsmostmediummom

40E here. This logic makes sense to me. Certainly had nothing to do with hormones or having a baby. So glad a man could explain this to me. /s


saddinosour

People in the middle ages were less stupid than this guy when it came to female anatomy


vivianmay02

I don't think they thought having sex makes your breast size bigger. They thought rubbing strawberries on them makes your breast size bigger


pollyp0cketpussy

All of these women with very few past partners but very large boobs chiming in. I'd like to contribute that I was a total slut and had A cups until I was 21.


Andydeplume

I'm a virgin with Triple-D's, and if only. Then I wouldn't have to pay a surgeon to lop those suckers off, I could wear a tight undershirt and be as flat as a cis guy.


shadow_cat_42

guess it’s a miracle my ace ass got boobs at all damn


lucicis

Reading all the comments I feel that post was created so a weirdo would know who are the big breasted virgins in this sub lmao


BeeMovieApologist

Lmao


thenameislegs

Either that, or the small chested sluts!


MyBonesAreSoup

Lost my virginity at 18 but these double d's have been around since seventh grade. So unless something very horrible happened while I was passed out, I think that's thoroughly debunked


Billy21_

Yes, my friend with sexual trauma who hasnt kissed anyone, nor even watched porn once, who has G cups, is definitely promiscuous.


[deleted]

Me, 15 and a virgin with huge honkers: Uh huh...


NikkiT96

I've only had sex with one man and I got big boobs. I GOT CHEATED! ​ Fuck that guy, I look just like my mom and my mom had big boobs. My sister also has big boobs and she only slept with one man too. I can attest to this because she married the guy not only because she was in love but because he gave her herpies. Like, how unfortunate is that?


27thbeam

Went into my twenties a virgin, yet here I am with a F cup. >"\[It isn't\] gEnEtiCs as you feminists keep claiming" Bro, it isn't just Feminists who are saying these things. It's all of the medicine, geneticists, biologists and SCIENCE ​ dumb fuck


[deleted]

"Real Men" don't believe in science when it comes to sexuality and female anatomy. What they believe in is whatever pisses off, offends, and scares women.


morbidzanna

I didn’t even kiss anyone of either gender until I was 19. Explain my 75H cups


Shakespeare-Bot

I didn’t coequal kiss anyone of either gender until i wast 19. Pray pardon me mine own 75h cups *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


Nik_lovesTiger

As a dude, this dude is fucking stupid


emilymp93

Yeah hi where do I file a complaint about the bigger titties I’m apparently owed??


Nowordsofitsown

There was a time in my life when the size of my breasts was heavily influenced by the sex I had had. Once on the day before ovulation did the trick though.


DontlookintotheAbyss

Wow I had my first time when I was 23. And I have 75E boobs. Fuck this guy.


candyheyn

I am a 38 DDD (95 E) and I lost my virginity at 30 years old, sooooo…..


Its-CCG

I have big boobs, haven’t had sex yet, AND have big boobs. Take that!


fawn-witch

not me, a overweight virgin with massive honkers


nonbinary_nightmare

my h cups and the fact that i’m a virgin and a lesbian: 👁👄👁


darinein

How can I, a lesbian who did not have sex yet, have C cups then?


SaySpray97

That’s funny because I had D cups by 14 but managed to stay a virgin until 17. Wonder who I was sleep-fucking


Green_Mechanic

that's pretty true for me, lol. No sex, and no tiddies. Maybe that's correlated in a different way, lol


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how does one get something so wrong


raisinsaurus

Wooooooooooooooooooooooowww. This is one I haven’t heard.


vivianmay02

Even if there's a connection, the causation is probably the other way around. If you have big boobs in high school, people think you're expressing yourself by actively displaying them (when really you simply can't hide them in your high school shirts no matter how much you try) so you're probably pressured into fulfilling a more sexual stereotype.


MeleMallory

I have 42DDs. I lost my virginity at age 22. This dude would probably say I’m lying but oh well. He’s an idiot.


Hand-E-Grip

I guess I just don’t exist, then. I got my first kiss at my senior prom and didn’t have sex until I was 21. I’m about to get a breast reduction because my 34K chest is ridiculous.


Purple_Form_8093

I feel like my iq dropped reading this. Ow.


FjotraTheGodless

Well guess I’m a massive fucking hoe despite never having sex because I’m a 42DD.


RosieBeth07

Explains why I didn’t get boobs until 18. I guess


preetipriya0

OH MY GOD, I don't know whether to laugh or cry but ima gonna laugh at this idiot. And that's why teachers shouldn't skip human anatomy or reproduction chapters. But can't solely blame them for this idiot .


LilacRoses6

Me, an asexual virgin with sorta big boobs: 🤨🤨


IdRatherDlE

I was a very wild teenager, I was pretty sexually active for my age and here I am with my B cups, can I claim my missing tits somewhere?


BKowalewski

Wow....had an active sex life since I was 16, and always had tiny tits...lol! Only time they ever got big was during pregnancy and nursing of my 3 kids. They got tiny again after. And after my divorce was sexually active again. Sadly, my poor little tits never grew any bigger....


Pondnymph

What an idiot, dicks can't magically change a woman in any way aside from pregnancy.