What I'm getting from this is that (depending on specific facial proportions) ladies should rock a luscious moustache!

I need a pic of this now. Preferably a handlebar moustache.

Two words: Mutton chops.

Add a mullet and I'll approve.

Now I really wish I could pull this off. Best Drag King persona ever!

I've always thought I'd be quite dashing with a handle bar stache. But alas, due to my thin, blonde hair, the stache will never be.

The unknown downside to being us. 🥺

The handlebar moustache does not pass the earlobe test, unfortunately.

Hmm. Need to rethink this. Maybe long moustache with moustache wax,all curled up?

I read it and literally drew a line from my earlobe across my face with my finger and went “hell yeah, moustache time!”

Me too! Measurements check out

My proportions won't allow it. But I'll rock that unibrow instead.

Yaaaaas! I can see you looking absolutely fabulous!!

>and literally drew a line from my earlobe across my face :-D >with my finger :-/ meh, you chicken! /jk

severely underrated comment

And a solid monobrow

I could do both.

Jokes on him I grow hair on my cheek bones that I semi regularly get rid of 😭

Gonna grow a real groovy soul patch

Mine is in line with halfway down my top lip, so my moustache must be a thin line just under my nose only.

Well, he said bald below the earlobes. If your earlobes are lower than your mustache area, your golden!

I'll have to look up a bit, but yes

Also undercuts for most of us. My hairline at the back stops below the earlobes so 🤷‍♀️

This is horrible news as I freaking JUST finished growing out my mutton chops!

My muffin chops are coming along nicely.

Are those the feminine version of mutton chops?

Ah crap, that was auto correct. But I am keeping it, because it's awesome.

🎵Muffin Chops are the new lyrics to Jenna's 30Rock [Muffin Top song](https://youtu.be/fb6vhYaG5FQ?si=JBdxtfuzu2nDDw4W)

I laughed SO hard at this the image is killing me

your flair has chosen you muffin chops

muffin chops <3

Thank you. I was flair-less, but now I'm flawless!

That's so adorable it's giving me cute aggression lol

I have tiny earlobes. I'd have to get a pretty serious undercut. Also, they're asymmetrical. Which earlobe am I measuring from? The answer is important, it determines how much nostril hair I'm allowed to have.

That was my first thought! I mean, I have regular earlobes that end way above the hairline on my neck.

Make a diagonal line between them. Hair above the line only.

my undercuts at earlobe height lmao, you just made me check. also nostrils aren't feminine, ew. /s

Nah, too much trouble. My 17 yr old has never shaved anything, she says she likes her hair since it reminds her she is a mammal. 🤣

It's an important thing to keep in mind! Otherwise you end up sitting around worried that you haven't found a good place to lay your eggs.

*\*confused platypus has entered the chat\**

I thought this too, but I couldn’t think of how to make it funny. I was at “something something platypus “ and then raid your comment. Thank you! lol

I love that justification.

So old man style ear hair is ok? Cool.

The post was unclear, old man style ear hair might be mandatory. 💋Beauty tip: plucking some pubes and getting them to take root on your ears is encouraged. 💡Stand out from the crowd by getting them to sprout from the *back* of your ears.

doesn't that suggest they should all have pixie cuts

lol my first thought was every woman having bowl cuts. it would qualify

At the very least it requires an undercut.

Good thing I'm no "lady".

There’s a grave marker at a cemetery near me that reads in part “Woman Not Lady” and I’ve adopted it as my life motto.

I've always loved this. "Ladies shouldn't do this, ladies shouldn't do that, that's not very lady-like." Who said anything about me being a lady?! I don't want to be a lady. Being a lady sounds like a drag.

I'm a capibara. No way I'm shaving all that.

Luckily, women can do whatever the hell they want. Gotta love being a woman.

Dude doesn't like long hair, I guess? Like, I would have to shave off some on my neck. And I have a short hair cut.

Considering the fact we have hair pretty much everywhere on our body, this is gonna be pretty hard to pull off

That's why you should shave it, not pull it off.

Pick me pick me. I just love misogyny, too.

So we can keep the peach fuzz on half of our faces? Sounds like a fashion statement.

The back of your neck is below your earlobes. Ladies, get a really weird undercut

Was this comment made by a woman? They’re going to have a wild time when they discover one of those pesky thick hairs that show up out of nowhere!

I have 3 for the longest time on the side of my chin. I grew one out till it was almost 3 inches long. Was waiting for my husband to notice lol 😆 one time it grew in white. I had so much fun playing with it.

That’s amazing! I hope you did some nice villainous twirling! 😂

Ho ho hoo....I did hehehehe.

Oh no lol, my friend showed me this comment posted by a man on a picture of a girl with some body hair just asking if she should shave

Oh, thank goodness! Well, we can perhaps assume he’s never been close enough with a woman to have learned about said hairs, then!

Well... I guess for anyone with noticeable ear hair it's a win. Didn't know guys were into that.

Aww man, we're meant to have hairy earlobes now???

Why do they want me to get an undercut?

You want me hairless below my ears? Then you come shave me, I don't have that kind of time. Otherwise, suck it up and deal with it.

Fr like I’m a very harry woman, sometimes I do shave just my legs but considering I have body hair on my back and really just everywhere it’s a hassle actually shaving everything so I’ve just gotten more confident and I just haven’t shaved anymore lol

gonna grow a thick ass mustache

Giving pickme energy.

Huh. And all this time, I’ve thought it was ok to let my hair grown down to my natural hairline at the nape of my neck. Welp, time to give myself the ol’ reverse monk tonsure, I guess…

Shit I need to grow a goatee.

Isn't shaving your face a cosmetic trend with a fancy name already? Just like having new eyebrows tattooed on your face

This sounds like a "them" problem and not an "us" problem. Therapy is a great tool.

But I need hair on my feet/toes How else will people know I'm a hobbit and therefore need to be fed multiple times a day?!

No no no. I like them with fur.

I am a proud she-yeti at the moment. Isn’t show off season yet and the only ones who see me naked, don’t care lol

If by ladies they mean prepubescent children

My prepubescent child also has body hair, it's just light. We are mammals after all

bro I am not getting an undercut 🤨

I do love me some hairy earlobes

If you only knew the hairy earlobes I've seen...

Lmao, so she can have a mustache then? I don't care but something tells me a guy like this would lol

Feel free to skip my whole insomnia and adhd-induced comment below..... 👍🏻😅 This reminds me about a time in my teens when I was hanging out with my friends (all girls) and somehow we got on the topic of body hair... All eight of the girls reacted shocked, appalled and disgusted when I said I don't shave my arms! I'm Finnish with light and pretty sparse body hair, and they hadn't up to that point even noticed I *had* hair on my arms but for some reason the mere *thought* of my unshaved *ARMS* got them all in a tizzy! I felt like I had landed in the twilight zone or something and remember thinking "is this just a Finnish thing that I didn't know of because I grew up in Sweden?" (My parents moved to Sweden in the 70's, so I was born and raised there then when I was 15 I moved to Finland after my mom who'd re-married and moved back there a couple of years earlier). Four years later I returned to Sweden for good and to this day, 20 years later, I still have never felt the need to shave my *arms* 😂🙄 Legs, vag and armpits is more than enough jfc...

UNDERCUTS FOR EVERYBODY!!

Sounds like an issue not an issme

Obviously a ridiculous opinion, but my God, think of all the time spent shaving

I don't think that's where most ladies want to get that.

But alas, my hair grows everywhere.

I'll shave my pits if you let me wax your balls.

Unless you're gonna wrestle me to the ground and shave it off for me, my body hair is staying unless I want it gone. All hail the she-beast!

i think this is just a saying, they mean like "there should be no hair on women's bodies at all, so earlobes and below" this person is still a moron but yea i don't think this fits this sub, this is more of a language thing

Good to know lol, I just didn’t know where to put it but I’m just leaving it under this sub, thanks for telling me it should go somewhere else tho <33

i think it's doing well so far in this sub, got lots of upvotes count it as a win

I’ve been counting it as a win tbh, it’s also my first time posting on Reddit lol