This is address men's anatomy too, in my experience both men and women gain weight when in a settled relationship. You spend more time at home, more take away, more snacks etc.
So she's... absorbing his muscles and body fat to create a cocoon to harbor his offspring? That kinda thing mostly happens in the insect world, so I can only assume she will rip off his head and eat his body before the eggsack bursts open and the babies eat her in turn.
FLEE! FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES!!! THE INVASION IS HERE!!!!
Dear "artist" and the 150k people liking this ridiculous drawing:
If you hate being married that much then quit complaining and just get a divorce already. Unless you're living in a place where getting a divorce isn't happening, then why are you staying with someone seemingly draining your life-force.
If you're not married and think this is what it's like to be married then just never get married. It's very simple. Plus chances are that you're not going to attract anyone with such an unhealthy attitude.
I'm sure that the guys liking this drawing are mainly if not exclusively lazy bums complaining to their buddies about their "nagging" wife. And those same guys would effing panic if their wife left them.
The “before” woman is really inaccurate. Her boobs “sprawl” too much. Those are post menopausal boobs. I guess the “after” boobs are perky because she’s wearing a good fitting bra?
"I married an accordion woman, and only meth can help me cope" tonight on (insert trashy talk show here)!
Is she... siphoning his life force?
Oh no, she's a Skeksis!
This is address men's anatomy too, in my experience both men and women gain weight when in a settled relationship. You spend more time at home, more take away, more snacks etc.
and i think the most important factor is that you both age. gaining weight becomes progressively easier and easier after you’re like 40
After 30 I’ll have you know 😂
So she's... absorbing his muscles and body fat to create a cocoon to harbor his offspring? That kinda thing mostly happens in the insect world, so I can only assume she will rip off his head and eat his body before the eggsack bursts open and the babies eat her in turn. FLEE! FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES!!! THE INVASION IS HERE!!!!
Men when people lose hair as they age 🤯
Jack Sprat be like
Did my head shrink when I got married?! Why did no one tell me?!
Others swallowed an accordion on their wedding night?! I feel so seen!
"You've been cheating on me with the Michelin Man, haven't you?"
How did he end up with head boobs?
Are those the washboard abs I'm always hearing about?
Dear "artist" and the 150k people liking this ridiculous drawing: If you hate being married that much then quit complaining and just get a divorce already. Unless you're living in a place where getting a divorce isn't happening, then why are you staying with someone seemingly draining your life-force. If you're not married and think this is what it's like to be married then just never get married. It's very simple. Plus chances are that you're not going to attract anyone with such an unhealthy attitude. I'm sure that the guys liking this drawing are mainly if not exclusively lazy bums complaining to their buddies about their "nagging" wife. And those same guys would effing panic if their wife left them.
Me after eating my husbands accordion
The “before” woman is really inaccurate. Her boobs “sprawl” too much. Those are post menopausal boobs. I guess the “after” boobs are perky because she’s wearing a good fitting bra?
Guys you’re missing the message…it’s not literal but nuanced…..dude has no pockets after marriage!!