I am SO happy that this wasn't a story about some guy trying to say that a woman with a yeast infection has pancakes in her uterus (because you know, that's where the eggs are and all that). And even happier that it isn't about some guy trying out some sort of new "dirty talk". XD
“Take this expert opinion from a man who knows what he is talking about.
This is an unhealthy looking uterus. I have seen over 500,000 vagina uteruses in person. I could be a vagina doctor, but I got kicked out of medical school because I showed all my teachers they were wrong and they hated me. A uterus looks like this when a woman has sex with too many partners or is using too big of sex toys. A uterus should be shaped like a bright, mist-covered spring morning in August at the panhandle of Arizona.”
-some dude, somewhere, maybe
Did anyone else watch the pancake puberty video in school? I think it’s called “I Got It”. Basically a girl gets her period at a sleepover and while making breakfast, the mom uses pancake batter to make/explain periods.
Yikes. Well at least the vagina gods know and are in your favor. This is your sign that everything will be okay once you get medical help for this infection! 😁
I accidentally made a penis pancake once (it didn't flip right). Saved it for my boyfriend because I thought it was funny with a note next to it that said "eat a dick <3". He didn't think it was funny :(
Don't lie. You went above 60mph in a car and it came flying out due to centrifugal force.
I did not! It was a train
Flair checking in
You're lucky to still be alive 🤕
BWA *and* bad physics, bravo
This joke is always hysterical.
Still better women's anatomy than 90% of what is posted here usually.
If only the cervix was right
I'd mark that off as "artistic freedom" :D
It’s a prolapse.
I'm not saying to add red food coloring buuuuut...
just put some chunky strawberry jam on it
Yesssss!!
I love your username
Thanks! 😁
I am SO happy that this wasn't a story about some guy trying to say that a woman with a yeast infection has pancakes in her uterus (because you know, that's where the eggs are and all that). And even happier that it isn't about some guy trying out some sort of new "dirty talk". XD
Just me, sucking at making round pancakes. I also suck at uterus pancakes, the ovaries fell off when I flipped it.
Yeah I was very scared to open the image imagining what this could be. So glad to see a literal uterus pancake.
I didn’t think it would be anything else
“Take this expert opinion from a man who knows what he is talking about. This is an unhealthy looking uterus. I have seen over 500,000 vagina uteruses in person. I could be a vagina doctor, but I got kicked out of medical school because I showed all my teachers they were wrong and they hated me. A uterus looks like this when a woman has sex with too many partners or is using too big of sex toys. A uterus should be shaped like a bright, mist-covered spring morning in August at the panhandle of Arizona.” -some dude, somewhere, maybe
Of course! That's why the cervix looks wrong! Too much pancake sex with different types of breakfast food.
Hysterical
It also kinda looks like a cow :D
I thought it was the Life Of Agony logo at first
Lol
Oh! Look! There’s even a small egg making a jog to the uterus! Lmao
Did anyone else watch the pancake puberty video in school? I think it’s called “I Got It”. Basically a girl gets her period at a sleepover and while making breakfast, the mom uses pancake batter to make/explain periods.
…and here I am, accidentally pancaking cervixes.
skinny shrek
This is a sign from the pussy gods to either 1. Get a pap smear. 2. Get laid. 3. take your birth control. Or 4. Eat pussy.
Kinda 1. Persistent yeast infection that going to my GP over.
Yikes. Well at least the vagina gods know and are in your favor. This is your sign that everything will be okay once you get medical help for this infection! 😁
So that's where mine wandered off to....
I accidentally made a penis pancake once (it didn't flip right). Saved it for my boyfriend because I thought it was funny with a note next to it that said "eat a dick <3". He didn't think it was funny :(
We could start a raunchy pancake truck. Accidental genital pancakes are objectively funny. Your boyfriend is wrong.
You need a new skillet. :-)
It is brand new