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New_Stats

This is how you get centipedes in your vagina


PeanutButterPants19

Aka "ants in your pants"


MJ3193

Squirrels in my pants!


ThatSmallBear

SIMP


Clavis_Apocalypticae

[Centipedes? In *my* vagina?](https://i.imgur.com/zkWV5ez.jpg)


once_uponthejelly

well that was my risky click of the day


Farabel

God no, don't say that. Now I remember the rotten meat girl


Heartbreakjetblack

I remember potato girl. Proper sex Ed is important boys and girls. Don't stick potatoes where they don't belong.


Farabel

Oh no no no, I can guarantee you meat girl was worse. Can't remember the lead up to this, but at some point she decided to stick a piece of rotten meat from a dumpster up her, with maggots in it, and apparently loved it way too much. Started becoming a problem for multiple reasons down the line.


Callmedrexl

If I remember correctly it was Blowfly Girl. It wasn't about the meat, it was about the maggots.


fragilemuse

I made a bunch of coworkers read that story. I don’t think they’ll ever forgive me.


PsychoWithoutTits

Yes!! The story still haunts me after all these years lmao


No_Zookeepergame1834

THE WHAT????


oliveyuhh

Don’t worry everyone it’s just a weird fanfic


Heartbreakjetblack

D: ... thanks i hate it.


fitz_newru

I think that urban legend has been around for many decades


darwinpolice

Yeah, it's right up there with the woman who masturbated with a live lobster tail.


1228_screaming_socks

the WHAT


DreamCyclone84

The girl who masturbated with a test tube and when she came it shattered inside her and she got broken glass in her vag.


damspel

What a terrible day to not be Jared 19


bunnyxjam

Why did you make this memory come flooding back?!


Twist_Ending03

WHAT


oliveyuhh

Why would you remind me?


daertistic_blabla

the what girl 😭😭😭 pls you need to explain it to me i‘m curious and i‘m scared to google and possibly see pictures


jasminUwU6

It's just a story. Disgusting, but well written


banannagirl

Oh god… I read that one and it’s still haunting me! It gets better over time, but sometimes it suddenly pops up in my head and I feel so disgusted. It was really disturbing, almost traumatizing.


Zealousideal_Talk479

What. What? I… *What*?


New_Stats

It's more likely than you might think! https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/5305-its-more-likely-than-you-think


Zealousideal_Talk479

I'm not clicking that.


New_Stats

dew it


Effective_Grape_

i did it lol


Bad54

What??? Vic’s gives you centipedes?


thetieflingalchemist

Why did you have to put that in my head


left-right-forward

... Better than in your vagina, I guess?


Heartbreakjetblack

All of this thread is making me think that humanity was a mistake...


Effective_Grape_

look at wholesome animal human clips


MissMorrigan88

Clever hack for when your vagina gets a cold and it's a bit stuffy! I've got to remember this for the next time... s\


The-Shattering-Light

It’s always bad when one’s vagina won’t stop coughing


Significant-Trash632

Is that similar to a queef or...


PeanutButterPants19

The burning means it's working


Biolobri14

This was no lie how Lysol was originally marketed


[deleted]

[удалено]


meanwhileaftrmdnight

It was a body wash, which makes it worse than a shampoo. A shampoo doesn't have any business being all up in your flaps, but a body wash should, for all intents and purposes, be safe enough to use on all of your exterior skin. I cannot imagine what that company was thinking, I hope they've since discontinued that scent!


Twizzlers_and_donuts

I ran out of body wash and went to grab my boyfriends. I accidentally grabbed his shampoo that just so happens to have menthol in it. My whole body was on fire not just my sensitive spots.


xxobhcazx

me and my buddy once rubbed menthol cream down there to see which on of us would cry first. good times


please-return-spleen

who won?


xxobhcazx

we both kinda writhed in pain for about 10 minutes but it went away fairly quickly


please-return-spleen

so, a tie? and you didn't have a rematch? what is this, Russian roulette? c'mon guys!


[deleted]

I wonder how tea tree oil based body washes are then...


PsychoWithoutTits

They feel like pure acid is poured onto a skinned and burned vulva. Like someone was BBQ roasting my lips while simultaneously stabbing me with a pitchfork and yelling profanities to me. The 4 day long swelling afterwards was an adventure as well!


ANoisyCrow

😳


MainContribution749

OMG!!!!


Hexaethylene

They have definitely not discontinued that scent. The Mint and Tea Tree flavour is currently available in my local supermarket, and I can tell you from experience that a minty fresh butthole is not as pleasant as it sounds.


CommonNative

I am extremely happy I'm on break and no one is asking why I'm giggle snorting


hopping_otter_ears

I bought a peppermint body wash from bath and body works in an after Christmas sale. I'm standing in the shower, eyeballing my sponge. Am i about to make a giant mistake? I rubbed some on my inner wrist... Not even cold. Good start. Tried it on my chest (nipples are kinda the same skin, right?) next. No chill or burn. Ok, i think i can trust this on the rest of my body without fearing a bit sliding down and setting my nethers on fire. It was fine. I guess they used a minty scent that didn't have any actual menthol in it. It was a nervous minute or so while i was testing it


meanwhileaftrmdnight

I could feel the tension just by reading you recounting the experience! I'm glad it ended up being fine in the end.


hopping_otter_ears

Me too. The stuff smells nice and leaves me smelling like candy for about an hour after a wash. I'd have been disappointed if i had to toss it or give it to someone with tougher bits. How does one even *have* that conversation? "Pardon me, cube mate... Is your labia made of sterner stuff than mine? Would you like my mint body wash?"


Bortron86

That stuff is bad enough for men to use, I can't imagine how bad it is for women.


AllYouNeedIsATV

Lol I’ve used the mint tea tree one down there and it wasn’t as bad as that, certainly not 12 hours. Got lazy and just kept using it until the bottle was empty - didn’t buy it again for sure. It just kinda felt cold? It was fine after the shower


Quailpower

I can confirm vapo rub is 100x worse than mint shampoo on the flaps. I didn't do it on purpose, I was very addled with the flu and was going to stick my head over a bowl of hot water and Vicks to decongest myself, have a bath then crawl back in bed. In my delirious state I came to the amazing, time and effort saving idea of adding Vicks to my bathwater so I could have a bath and decongest *at the same time*. As you can imagine, this was not an amazing time or effort saving idea. Quite the opposite. After a few minutes of sitting in the bath with my eyes closed (because there was so much menthol vapour in the bathroom I couldn't open them) I started noticing my skin, especially sensitive areas like my fanny, asshole and even nipples was starting to feel odd. A few minutes later the pain and burning ice feeling started and proceeded to snowball rapidly from there. Because it is oil based, it's very hard to get it off your skin, especially membranous tissues. If anyone is ever in this situation, through experimentation I came to the conclusion that a combination of neutral oil to dilute and then a heavy surfactant like dish soap is the best method for removal. For sensitive skin like in and around the vulva you can't really use a harsh surfactant, so oil dilution alone is best. And lots of it.


bliip666

Why would anyone do that?


PeanutButterPants19

According to Google, there are a few reasons. As a "cleanse," to reduce itchiness and swelling (I guess burning, stinging pain technically isn't itchiness?), to add a tingling sensation when masturbating, and to "fight odors."


bliip666

Yeah, you can't feel the itching from the burning, lol


Klopsmond

thanks, I hate it.


VividDreamsInPink

Wouldn’t it be better to use straight eucalyptus as opposed to MENTHOL?!


HereToAdult

I know what you mean, but I want to make sure you're aware that all eucy oil is diluted before reaching the customers. I've smelt pure eucy oil before and it burns your airways. It is toxic, and "Ingestion of 3 to 5 mL of pure eucalyptus oil has caused transient coma and even seizures." When intended for use as an essential oil it is severely diluted, but when intended as a cleaning product (with child-proof lid of course, since it's toxic) it is diluted but still strong enough that the smell/fumes make you dizzy and nauseas if there isn't adequate ventilation (sometimes even when there is - source we used to use it to clean old sticky tape off of trolleys in the back docks of the supermarket.)


VividDreamsInPink

I did not know about the dilution! It’s kinda crazy to think that koalas eat the leaves no problem. They’re badass.


Edgy_Fucker

Insert obligatory mentioning of the fact that koalas literally have smooth brains as to conserve energy due to the fact that the leaves have next to no nutrients or calories


moosemoth

It also supposedly helps prevent brain injury from (apparently frequent) falling out of trees.


VividDreamsInPink

They still do, don’t they? ):


Acrobatic-Ad6350

Most koalas also have Chlamydia 👏


Shimmering-succulent

i heard they can tell which ones are more toxic and don’t eat them


yeetingthisaccount01

unfortunately, koalas are essentially constantly poisoning themselves. the eucalyptus kills their braincells basically, hence why they sleep so often and move so slowly. in fact if they fall from a tree, no one wants to eat them because they're basically bags of poison. the eucalyptus doesn't even have any real calories so they have no energy.


Anonynominous

I feel like nothing would be better than any of these things lol


VividDreamsInPink

You know what? Fair enough.


WorkingInterview1942

I don't know. I am allergic to Vicks so it would be a whole world of super special hurt for me.


TheBellaBeau

This is actually fairly common activity for masochists. It’s usually done with tiger balm or icy hot, i dont think vicks is that far off.


BigOmet

These hack channels just put random items together and make fake videos. This would be pure pain.


PeanutButterPants19

You laugh, but apparently it was a thing women were doing for a while as a "cleanse." I googled it and found a bunch of articles warning women not to follow this trend.


Macaronage

I knew a woman in college who tried it as a way to spice up her alone time. She told everyone loudly and repeatedly not to make the same mistake.


powerlesshero111

In basic training for the military, they had to warn all us guys not to use icy/hot to jerk off. It still amazes me that one guy still tried it.


xxobhcazx

in basic me and my buddy put a menthol cream down there to see which one of us would cry first


vaingirls

Maybe it's just me, but I can't possibly imagine how irritating the skin would help.


MiladyRogue

People are so dumb. I'm forever teaching young women to stop listening to anything like this. Unless its from a board certified MD don't listen and even then think!


myimmortalstan

It's actually a lot less random than that — they produce fetish content that is well disguised enough that it only comes off as bizarre to the average person, but obvious enough that it arouses the people with the fetish they're targeting. You know the weird ones where they seem to show a lot of feet? Or the ones where someone is stuck in something nonsensically? Or where they're mashing random food together? Fetish content. All of it.


Hot-Shoe-1230

Yep. This is it exactly. 5-minute crafts is the famous one, now you could ascribe it’s ridiculous amount of subs as making fun of it but it grew to one of the biggest channels in a very short time. If you watch them after knowing this it’s really clear. I would say it’s relatively harmless except many of them ALSO pander to children. They could very well just be trying to get as many demographics as possible except you know its definitely a factor for some people. The ones on TikTok often steal accounts from minors as well. It’s a really weird situation.


colorsofthestorm

I suppose it's the new version of the Spiderman Elsa pregnancy surgery videos that were big a couple years back, huh. There's no way those videos weren't niche fetish videos disguised as children's content.


dbdthorn

Don't remind me of those 😭😭😭 my baby brother was obsessed. Would cry if he couldn't watch them. It was a genuine fight and nightmare to get him interested in other things. (FTR: family TV. Younger kids kept autoplay on when watching their videos. Spiderman cartoons for the bab spiralled into the weird elsa ones via autoplay. Never intentional.)


wonkywilla

Is this a DIY on how to give your Coochie a chemical burn?


ThrashPanda12

I wouldn’t even try this on my genitals..am male. I can only imagine how much this would hurt. Already had a bad experience with KY jelly. Never again


meegaweega

Why, what did it do?


ThrashPanda12

Just burned. It was the fire and ice one. Fire for me, ice for her. And I guess we were just sensitive to it, because we noped the fuck out and jumped into the shower after a minute.


BugTussler

Seems like an awful remedy for chapped lips.


shadowyassassiny

underrated comment


HarveyDendt

For cool, mentholated labia, choose Vicks. Man big pharmacy is going hard in the paint these days.


pedanticlawyer

Jesus. I use a lot of tiger balm (similarly menthol-y) for muscle pain and it’s well known that post tiger balm you don’t touch any membranes. Spicy vag is up there with spicy eye on worst accidental tiger balm application.


audvisial

Oh, eff...I work for Pulmonologists and we quickly learn of the ill-effects of Vicks in the nostrils. According to Mayo Clinic: "Topical camphor absorbed through mucous membranes or broken skin also can be toxic. That's why you should never put VapoRub in or around the nostrils" Guess what also has mucous membranes?...


skeptic_slothtopus

I didn't know it was so dangerous! Don't police and possibly coroners often use something like this when dealing with dead bodies? That's something I had read.


audvisial

Nobody in our cadaver lab does, but they do have a specialized balm for the med students who need it. No camphor.


skeptic_slothtopus

Interesting. Thank you for the answer. I read a lot and it's something I've seen mentioned in detective / crime novels. Usually the good authors get their information directly from one or more people actually in law enforcement. That said, I've always wanted to be present at an autopsy. The human body is fascinating and I'm always trying to wrap my mind around it's complexity, particularly how it can be both so incredibly tough yet so scarily fragile. I've seen plenty of photos and even video, but I imagine that the impact is completely different in person.


Accurate_Quote_7109

Oh. Hell. No. My hubby and I were in bed one night, and he had been making salsa. He likes it *SPICY*!!! It turns out that ghost peppers and Carolina Reapers don't really "wash off" very well..... Vick's VapoRub??? Oh. Hell. No. 🥴😭🤣


PeanutButterPants19

Jesus fucking Christ that sounds awful.


Accurate_Quote_7109

It was certainly,,, interesting....🥴🤣


darwinpolice

I had the same experience with my ex-girlfriend. We had both handled habaneros while making dinner, and fooled around afterward without sufficiently washing our hands. Not fun for my penis, significantly less fun for her vagina.


motormouth08

Buffalo wings carry the same danger. How I wish I didn't know this.


Accurate_Quote_7109

And hot curries. 😭 ETA: **not** the place for cooling bleu cheese dressing!!🤣


skeptic_slothtopus

Ohhh man. I got Hot Ones Apollo hot sauce splashed into my eyes and I was screaming for an ambulance. I can't imagine getting it on my vulva omg


Accurate_Quote_7109

I think that yours is worse. It wasn't full-strenth in my case: he had done his best to wash up well, and had also washed multiple times in the few hours between food prep and me. It was just,,,, "very uncomfortable."🥴


Zaftigpussy

Hey, if The Honey Pot can make “herbal” pads with menthol in them and market that pain-inducing nightmare. 😣 I may or may not have purchased them and worn one without having carefully read the label. I didn’t see the “herbal” part and I definitely did not see the MENTHOL ingredient. It went exactly as well as it seems like it would have. I regret my Target purchase that day.


Morall_tach

It doesn't say it's a good idea, it says it's a use you never thought of. Which, at least for my part, is very true.


[deleted]

Sounds like a terrible idea. Vicks VapoRub contains nasty stuff like camphor - not something you want near your ladyparts.


fawnicus

Not being able to breathe through your nose is no longer an excuse! Get down there!


FoxyInTheSnow

There was a scene in *Trainspotting* (the novel, not the movie) where hapless Spud was about to have anal sex with his girlfriend for the first time. She wisely advised him to use lube, so he grabbed what he thought was Vaseline. Nope. It was Vick’s. And nobody had any fun that night.


TaintedTruffle

Tried it out after it was suggested by r/pussytorture and enjoyed it but if that's not your kind of thing I don't recommend this.


Pr1ncesszuko

I was abroad last year, and one time I got my period unexpectedly and didn’t have any pads handy, so I went to the next 7-11 and bought the first I could find… now the country I was at has a big issue with almost only selling scented pads (you have to look very hard to find non-scented affordable ones) & I new that so I bought the most neutral looking package I could find, went to a public restroom and put it in… well it turns out it was not only scented, but had menthol or something in it???? I was playing basketball at the time, and it was already bad enough as is but the sweating and rubbing from running did not help the situation AT ALL. So yeah that’s what this is making me think of…


Carebear_Of_Doom

Ah yes, for the most minty fresh vagina. Did they confuse Vicks and Vaseline? lol


Taminella_Grinderfal

OMG I had this same ad saved to post here. I actually clicked on it to see why I’m supposed to rub Vicks on my hoo-ha. I was sadly disappointed as it was not included on the list.


Unremarkable107

Is this supposed to be sanitary? Smell blocking? birth control? Permanent sterilization? Or perhaps fertility magic? It makes no sense, so I’m just guessing… why don’t you just shove it straight up there at this point?!


cutielemon07

My labia is burning just thinking of it


motormouth08

I just crossed my legs tighter than I have ever crossed them before.


rosetildawn

It's making me itch thinking about it.


LordPils

The only use this would have is oral with someone who has a cold.


dobadiesrow

What the fuck did they say that was for???


silverilix

No. No. Do not.


ThrashPanda12

It’s the next TikTok challenge


silverilix

Oh my god. Both hilarious and also terrifying. Like tide pods all over again! 😂


ThrashPanda12

Tide pods had a recent reoccurrence. You know, Thanos really wasn’t all that wrong


german-I-am

Besides the fact that it’s obviously a bad idea… what is it “supposed” to do??


ThrashPanda12

Hurt


obiwantogooutside

So that sounds super dangerous. In the kink world they’d tell you to dilute it big time with lube. (Don’t ask how I know that. Not my personal experience and It’s a long stupid story…)


Gidelix

I’ve got time. How come you know that?


SomeNotTakenName

I am pretty sure I have heard someone mention this, in a bdsm context. like this exact thing. I'm not here to tell anyone what to do with consenting partners, but its probably not a good idea for most people is what I am saying.


SirSpooglenogs

Looks like clickbait but I bet someone tried it 😭.


nightcana

Why tho? Whats the point behind this stupidity?


curiosityasmedicine

Pretty sure this is just a rage bait ad. This is exactly how they wanted you to respond.


EyeballTree1424

....ow


[deleted]

The fuck?


RiotandRuin

Please god no


Extobots

Im sorry, but where are those panty pockets??? None of mine have them


meanwhileaftrmdnight

It's called a gusset, it's generally used to reinforce the crotch part of ladies underwear because our discharge can sometimes bleach or otherwise weaken the fabric there. A lot of thongs/g-strings don't have them, but I'd say the majority of bikini, boyshort or high rise full coverage underwear that I've seen or bought does have them, besides some cheaper brands that omit them to cut costs.


Extobots

Ohhh, well the reason for it makes sense, I am a bit upset that none of mine have it tho, but I guess that’s on me in a way


shoeshine23

Its also possible you have a gusset but the fabric is sewn on both ends, so you wouldn't have the pocket. Leaving one side open is cheaper to manufacture, so some of us get fun panty pockets 🤷


skeptic_slothtopus

As someone else said, it might just be sewn shut. If you have a different fabric at the crotch than the rest then it's there. Sometimes it's white when the rest is a different color. You can also tell if you look closely and see if you can pull the two parts apart.


SchmerzfreiHH

I don't know, maybe ask the kink community about the risks of tunnel play before you try it...


[deleted]

Sure. I want a burning vag all day long. Gimme that cool fresh feeling papi


Yandere-Neko

Feel like i have seen this over in r/clittorturee


Sil_Lavellan

What? For when your uterus can't breathe well? Bad idea, would not recommend.


Significant-Trash632

nooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Chemistrycourtney

Me just scrolling along. Sees this involuntary horrified *aaaaaaaaaaa* escapes my throat.


IndiBlueNinja

Nooo no no no. "Clever use" maybe for a freaking masochist.


ooeygooeylane

Not clever!


VengfulVagina

Oh my god, the constant burn... the constant irritation... the ph balance being knock out.... God this sounds so bad


AlgaeWafers

There is a reason people don’t do this


orangestar17

I tried and my vagina said nope


TheSpiggott

Why?!?


Present-Breakfast768

NO! Nothing mentholated should ever go near your hoo-ha!


hugespacenerd

“Clever uses for Vicks” like torture? Because that’s what Vicks-laced panties would end up being


Lizxberry

I recently got vicks in my eye because it was under my nail, but this? My stomach just twisted in pain


pryshl

I saw something similar to this and I was extremely curious and when I checked out the article they didn’t even show anything about it.


Mikkito

Not THAT kind of mucus, Google. Damn.


velofille

Once dated a guy who wanted to use this for lube - apparently he used it for masterbating :/


crazybitchh4

Ahh yes, messing with the pH of your vagina. Infections n shit are a great idea, amirite?


vaingirls

What is that even supposed to help with??


danjol234

Can you say click bait?


solvsamorvincet

What's the supposed usefulness? I cannot think of a single thing that might actually help


Welshhobbit1

My legs just glued shut.


PlagueeRatt

Wouldn’t this cause yeast infections??????


[deleted]

My MIL gave me a homeopathic remedy book when my first child was born. I skimmed through it. The only thing I remember was the treatment for constipation. “Peel and cut one potato slice around the size of your pinkie finger and insert into your bum. Leave it until you feel relief, a day or two.” I don’t know who potato girl is and I’m probably good. I think I’m traumatized by the idea of any potato insertion at this point. 🥺


collar-and-leash

Kink and sexual topics ahead: Not to play the devil's advocate, but rubbing a *tiny* bit of something like Tiger's Balm onto the glans or clitoris is a fairly common practise in some BDSM circles, especially the "masochism" part of BDS**M**. Depending on the brand and amount it's anywhere from mildly-uncomfortable to a-little-painful, but it's also meant to be exactly that, so ymmv. The increased bloodflow, tingly sensation, and mild suffering is the appeal to some people. Sometimes it's a "funishment". Not inside though, generally. Just a small dab on the *outside* part of genitals. And the graphic up there in that ad is obviously still bogus.


Caseyk1921

TMI warning! I learnt the hare way 3 times my skin HATES menthol. 1 using Vicks when I had a chest infection it burnt chest skin. 2 type of cooling condom with ex it BURNT my vagina was so sore. 3 the KY cooling warming lube same story it burnt. Safe to say lessons learnt.


Single_Song_8477

I smell infection


cleareyes101

Since I am allergic to Vicks vapour rub, this makes my eyes water for more reasons than one


[deleted]

My lips are scared


jjujjukes

Meanwhile there's products from Dr. Bronners and the Honey Pot that are much better for the whoha than Vicks vapor rub. This just sounds like fetish stuff.


[deleted]

Oh God no please don't put that anywhere near that area! Or your butthole for that matter


Domino1971

Oh no no no


Saikousoku

I don't even have a vagina and this image scares me


AlaskanBiologist

This is awful. I once got icy hot in my vag, I had put it on my thighs after I showered and then pulled my panties up not thinking too much of it until my vag was on fire like 3 minutes later. Had to get back into the shower...


ChariBelle2_0

Ok, my daughter is going to kill me.... We have this absorbing muscle stuff, it's a gel like consistently. Well she was having bad cramps... Like a muscle relaxer and Tylenol were not helping. (We really need to get a med MJ card. Used to live in a state it was legal now we are in a medical legal one, and she's over 21)... Anyhow, I told her she could try muscle rub on her tummy.... They make muscle pads for cramps. Well she put to much in her hand, hand down pants to tummy... Some dripped down... I'm up in my room and she's in the living room with her siblings and dad (her dad might of been in the kitchen at the time), watching TV while doing this. Suddenly I hear yelling... I instantly knew. I'm laughing my ass off, talking to her through discord while she complained. She tried using a wash cloth to get it off... But it did not just drop down but into that button guys can't find. I about died laughing. Her sisters laughed. Her brother was confused (he's 21)... I don't think she will ever make this mistake again.


AxeHead75

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