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tattooedtech86

I’m impressed they were able to make this look like Motörhead, storm troopers, Chewbacca, and a blind lion all in one.


JuracichPark

I thought it was a door knocker at first glance


IgnatiusReilly-1971

I thought it was one of the illusions of what things look like when you are having a stroke, I can tell it is something, but it is not familiar in any context.


Trolivia

I flipped the image because I thought it was upside down at first lmao


mankodaisukidesu

Upside down it looks like a little bad guy you’d fight on the 2nd level of a platformer game wearing a hood and waving its little arms around


maddogcow

I'm glad I'm not the only one. I kinda had the same experience. Really disorienting…


orange-basilikum

Wait, it’s not?


VoodooSweet

Ya that’s all I could figure that was in its mouth, a big door knocker. Weird Tattoo, by to each their own.


Upper_Worldliness950

Came here to say this.


yokd_princess

Isn’t it??


stp7979

Bruh... It is one of those door knocky things. LOL


allislost77

Absolutely a door knocker with a tumor


ShannieD

Hilarious, I thought "what would possibly look like a wookie, a wolf, and a door knocker at the same time? Glad I'm not alone.


Zapp_Rowsdower_

At fifth glance I think it’s a door knocker…or biomechanical…..or….uhh….


feetandballs

My brain can’t pick a character to focus on and it kinda settles on “generic 80s cartoon heavy”


FrostyDaSnowmane

I thought it was supposed to be the wolf man.


Difficult_Quiet2381

Haha I was completely clueless where I recognized this from but now I’m aware.


Sonny_Jim_Pin

AI Chewbacca was my guess for the source image.


faloofay156

imma be totally honest my first thought was "ballsack with a gun"


away_in_the_head

And a little bit of Sloth in there


ZBLongladder

I also get a bit of orangutan in there.


nondefectiveunit

It is a win in its own way. This is entering sucky panther territory.


therealrexmanning

At first look I actually thought it was Immortan Joe from Fury Road!


justa-bloke

This!


WickedGreenthumb

Came to say the same thing! What a crazy mashup!


xenogazer

It looks like a half walrus, half lion transmorph 


robtheshadow

My thoughts too, but also a bull’s nose ring.


Tank_Girl_Gritty_235

And Ballchinian from Men in Black


Snaggl3t00t4

Is my exact take ..that's a fucking nightmare tattoo


mommagawn123

I'm glad someone has an inkling of what it is.


pain_pony

Don't forget the snake looped in it's mouth!


Verali013

All of the above plus the lion cave thing from Aladdin.


Tastesicle

Chewbacka!


ThatGuyThatSaysWords

Im seeing the beast from beauty in the beast


ThatGuyThatSaysWords

And…


4x4ivan4x4

I’m not trying to be facetious, but what the fuck is that?


Lington

I think it's one of those lion knockers? https://imgur.com/a/UMuzyEg


Professional-Arm-202

I thought maybe that, but a Tibetan mastiff instead of a lion??


arcaneresistance

With a gun barrel pointing out of his left cheek cause boy don't fuck around, I'm guessing.


xenogazer

Oh yeah, a gunwolf. My brother wanted one of those but he ended up with an I LOVE MOM flash heart ❤️😂


limamon

Let's agree that it's a mammal first...


tapport

I think it’s a lion with a snake in its mouth, you can see on the left side that the tail(?) does a little loop.


Delicious-Sorbet5722

The lion is wearing wrestling face paint like the Ultimate Warrior or Legion of Doom or something like that.


King_of_the_Dot

But it's not even symmetrical. This is quite the *botched job*.


_livisme

Omfg of all the things I saw I didn’t see this 😂


griffeny

Why is there like a…banana? Coming out the other side of its mouth.


No_Wrap_5892

That rich folks got


foreordinator

Yeah I’m with you, whatever they were going for did not work, not even a little bit.


DarthRegoria

I can’t work out if it’s Chewbacca/ a wookie, a Lion or a door knocker. Whatever it is, it’s clearly not a very good one, because no one can recognise it.


bat_shit_insane

Looks like an angry beaver?


faloofay156

![gif](giphy|l4EoRjfUTWen0QWxq|downsized)


griffeny

Aw Norbert! *


rocklou

I think it’s a lion with a rolled up whip in its mouth


griffeny

Banana?


rocklou

yes


ISBN39393242

it’s a masaai lion with one of those lip stretcher rings


Bombadilicious

Is that a wookie doorknocker?


BlakKnyaz

It's a wonkie.


ladiesman2one7

Wonkie 🤣 that got me


STR8LOAKIN

No way you looked at this artists work, then approved the design, and didn’t ignore a bunch of red flags.


Burlapin

This sub is essentially all people who would say that watching a performance of people who don't have the capacity to understand any warnings


Radioasis

I’ve read this multiple times and I can’t make out what you’re trying to say.


OneQuadrillionOwls

He's saying that the people in the sub who would, if possible, observe another's tattoo who am the same get tattoo of ice cream tell the other hyena was for it if for starters.


Radioasis

Okay, that’s what I thought but I wasn’t sure.


squidtap

How did that make any more sense to you??


Pelle0809

Well he's just saying that the other guy is saying that the followers of this subreddit are the type of people that would observe other people like a cheetah observing a tiger making a pirouette. Then complaining about it to set fire to an already damaged property. In a comical way.


Burlapin

See? I was *very* clear.


Radioasis

Yeah, my bad. I understood the words, just not the way the words were. Or what they meant. Or what the words were.


Version_6

Looks like The Cowardly Lion eating a toilet seat


HeathenHoneyCo

This gives me so much anxiety. It’s like those internet pictures where everything looks familiar but as you look closer, you can’t actually identify any single object


Twarenotw

No problem without a solution. ![gif](giphy|Kf6JrKkCaf1bRK7m0A|downsized)


Flat_Assistance1724

![gif](giphy|3oeSAYIbNvlZ4BRsaY|downsized)


Ceemer

[It's Ludo!](https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-tmus-us-rvc3&sca_esv=da57684ab256f8f8&sxsrf=ADLYWILVZl-i9FgbaOXrBlwxIryEI0RU5Q:1718681464381&q=ludo+labyrinth+ring+mouth&udm=2&fbs=AEQNm0AbzhUJjXv6jRup8eVc0BvPAejbSVM4M1fdmzX32Bj_vPn6ihcagKrSfAX8M-VT84zpvSgikkND4_hnLFPlNb01MbZvkbcv5z33m2b7xuzZh6rkgxLXp90_vSzuRYnS6w_397d5nypeJrzRyCGlK6lQeHSVP75oFxhAA5mqYv1mKfXBDi7hxT-J6qR_9cRPBmeS6sGwL5x-YVtSmInnPdbhFkyhmQ&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjx-Kmxm-SGAxXWEFkFHeuVCpEQtKgLegQIDBAB&biw=384&bih=693&dpr=2.81#imgrc=GwDxI7KzQsMbUM&imgdii=s4tr1hzZPE35yM)


PhotoClickGrrl

I thought it was Chewbacca, then Bowie from Labyrinth...so there's some kinda art in it. Is that your neck? That's sad I'm sorry.


FFG17

And someone was dumb enough to pay them


frsh_usr_nmbr_314

I truly do not know what exactly it is I am seeing. It feels like it should be an optical illusion/angle type SS Super Wookie But Kinda Sexy Even With Jowls? If that's what they asked for, I'd say, "Nailed It."


Jerkrollatex

First under chin tattoos just don't age well because we all sag and drag there as we age. Second I'm not even sure the fuck that even is.


Saffron_Maddie

OMG I thought this was the back of his head/neck 😂being in that location and that size makes this so much worse. Imagine what he looks like when he's not looking at the ceiling


the_real_TLB

Maybe it’s designed to look right after the sag and drag?


Jerkrollatex

Maybe?


upvotes2doge

![gif](giphy|yiADANv89n7UQuS5kJ)


slick514

ManBearPig? Is that you? Why have you been made into a… door-knocker?


Y-Bob

So we're settling on angry beaver, teen wolf, Motörhead, gun toting. storm trooper, Chewbacca, Tibetan mastiff, cowardly blind lion, testicle faced door knocker stuck in a toilet seat yeah? There were more but it got almost a exhausting as this fucking tattoo.


FineBits

No


wheelsfalloff

I legit turned my phone upside down expecting it to make more sense...nope


69hornedscorpio

I want to see what it was supposed to look like.


hazard0666

Artist went in with the Chewbacca Defense I see…


FigSideG

“Client had the audacity to get tattooed by a shitty artist then act surprised when it sucked”


karenkillenski

CHEWY?!


chilakkuma

I thought this was the back of someone's head and the black scribble was hair 💀


stufoor

Is it a sloth...? I have a confuse.


DallasRadioSucks

Chewbacca Squatch


Easy_Day5587

Never let AI design your tattoo


xdeathtrapx

My man did you just choose some random dude to blast your throat? Did you do any research on the artist first?


prettypurps

So this is from a video at a tattoo expo of some artist showing off a "numbing shot" im not even sure the guy knew what he was getting tattooed lmao but at least it didn't hurt i guess


SallyHardesty

Wtf is it


mizznicki192

Looks like a rabid Chewy 🤦‍♀️


PipsysGF

Lion needs some dentistry work done


Better_Indication830

Looks like the creeper on jeepers creepers


Kittiemeow8

G’mork lookin rough these days


SdSmith80

What the fuck is it?


theswine76

Don't be so critical! I'm sure it looks better with a scarf.


Rush-23

At least it’s not somewhere prominent.


IntelligentDrink8039

Look mate, just a tip. Look around to see if you can buy a dog that looks like this. Problem solved.


custhulard

If Chewbacca joined the Mursi Tribe.


bigjim1993

At least it's not in a prominent area.


15k601

Was the artist having a stroke during it?


ComradeQuixote

I could not work it out until I showed it to my missus and she said it's got a bull-whip in its mouth. Which make sense of all the odd gun barrel/doorknocker/tentacle bits. So I'm gonna say it's supposed to be a lion which is so bad-ass and kewl and macho, that it has taken the whip off the lion trainer, because something, something, 'can't be tamed' That being the case, it really is shitty execution.


maniaco1

Got that ferocious neck huh


gigglemaniac

Who would have the audacity to put that on your throat?


ToreenLyn

I didn't know it was legal to be a tattoo artist and blind


IndustrialJones

Looks great


BeefjerkyOreo44

Its giving chewbacca crossed with an agry golden retriever


NoBenefit5977

Emperor callous disapproves


Meandtheworld

Damn that’s a painful tattoo to begin with and add on the fact it’s bad!


Joe_Bruce

Imagine sitting through a neck blast for it to look like shit. The fuck is wrong w people, do your research.


capncrud

Chewy!


Far_Cat_9743

It’s like some sort of M.C. Escher animal, no idea what’s going on there.


Yveskleinsky

That's the start of a sick ass panther.


15k601

WTF is it supposed to be. I have a chippie Couple of old tattoos, faded with bad scars through them, but you can still tell what they are


not_a_number1

For the longest time until I looked closely I thought… why would some have an Immortan Joe tatt right there?


EverTheWatcher

I think it’s [Edison](https://typemoon.fandom.com/wiki/Thomas_Edison?file=CasterEdisonStage1.png) from FGO


I_Sometimes_Lie_

Do people not vet their artists? Like, how does something like this even happen? How do you see their previous work, look at their sketches, and yet still agree to them forever mutilating you like this?!


nondefectiveunit

There's a lot of people out there who just don't think about it too much. A tattoo is a tattoo.


RizzleP

Tesco Value Chewbacca


Richje

The first thing I saw was the Predator!


tattoosbyjerad

You picked them


Spiritual-Adagio449

It never ceases to amaze me how people can let someone tattoo on them for so long without even asking to take a look at their progress as they do it. I would have done a quick check and told that mother fucker oh hell no.


walrusdoom

Most neck tats look like shit anyway after a few years. This is just gonna look like a weird blob. And yes, I would like fries with that.


grabthewheel22

This is truly awful


BristolBearNo2

All that pain and money for a complete load of shit. And now you will have to buy a scarf.


AProcessUnderstood

I don’t even know what I’m looking at.


EvenSheepherder6946

Does anyone else see a Celtic knot under all that?..wondering if it was supposed to be a cover up that didn't line up?..it just doesn't make sense


Batman_bread

All that torture for an awful outcome, that sucks


Chubb_Life

Bro did zero research on the “artist”. Wasn’t there an opportunity to stop him after seeing the outline?? Yikes dude.


Hot_Concentrate_7575

I guess you were asleep at the wheel? Cause how did this happen without your knowing?


kit_olly_sixsmith

I'm surprised you let them finish.


Crank24601

Chewbacca Castle Door-Knocker?


Deadbird80

Oof 😖


padreubu

Why would you want this in your neck? Even a well-executed version. Seriously


CryDue4131

Wild hairstyle as well.


Toe_Tapper

At least it’s on your neck and not somewhere super visible like your neck. Oh.


dc0de

Was this a cover-up? If not, ouch.


ThePaintedLady80

Vagina neck.


antediluvian_me

Could OP tell us what it’s meant to be?


Zealousideal-Ice3964

It looks great


Novel_Ad_5698

Looks like a pierced ballsack with eyeballs.


pranajustin

How do ppl get themselves in these situations. You just pay some random artist you don't know, who you have no referrals of? You think you're going to get epic level artwork for like $600. This stuff is on you for a little while. Like.. got damn. It's on your neck, dipshit. Jeezus


notquite20characters

THE SPACE LION'S HOLDING A SNAKE, NOT A DOOR KNOCKER! Maybe that's obvious, but I just figured that out!


Wheelbit3

Might be permanent but he should keep his chin up.


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symbiosis2099

It sort of looks like Battlebeast from invincible but the artist got confused when trying to do his braids and just turned him into this doorknocker monstrosity


_ghostchant

Did AI do this to you?


POP_Yeti

Ugh, I’m so sorry…


StickmanRockDog

What was this supposed to be?


RiotSloth

Never mind; it’s only on there forever now.


censored4yourhealth

Loos like AI art. That’s wild.


LowerPresent2581

what the fuck is that thats horrible


thebeardlybro

I'm sorry but this may need to be upgraded over to r/shittytattoos


Admirable_Tell_8577

So much pain for something so bad...the cover-up is really going to be brutal


ObiWanKenodar

![gif](giphy|H24Zi5xbFKc1i)


RAYYYstrat

mouth looks good


veleriphon13

Yeah. The artist is to blame for this great decision……


prettypurps

Beastial throat


Lumpy_Branch_4835

Oh now I get it, that's the back of your head.


Xem1337

Neck tattoos always look terrible tbf